The Snowy Path of the Heroic Blade: Small 2 on wine
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There is a small town, probably because of the remoteness. I escaped the spring and autumn gunpowder in the early years. This time I escaped the war in the Central Plains again. From beginning to end, I have never heard of that kind of romance novel. The iron cavalry is in a row, the kind of iron armor that the storyteller's mouth says.
As the dust on the side of Tai'an City settled, the aura of troubled times suddenly disappeared, and a more magnificent prosperous weather suddenly arrived.
For this small town, the most intuitive and simple view is that more and more guests go to the brothers’ building to drink and listen to books, and eventually become overcrowded. Some shy guests who happen to be in their pockets borrowed the donkey. Di told the shopkeeper at the restaurant that they didn't care about the location, just drinking at the threshold, anyway, it wouldn't delay hearing that Mr. Shu told stories.
Everyone knows that the sign of this restaurant is not rare wines, and there are no charming women selling wine, but the old storyteller in the restaurant, sitting alone in the middle of the lobby, on all sides All wine tables.
The old man sits on a small stool with a small table next to him, a gavel on the table, two or three pots of wine, a large white bowl, and a dish of peanuts, nothing more.
After noon on this day, when the guests at the dinner table removed their dishes and replaced them with different sizes of jugs and wine jars, the storyteller walked out slowly from the back hall, and the old man was still twenty minutes away from the table. Many steps away, even before opening his mouth, he has already attracted the loud cheers of the whole restaurant on the upper and lower floors.
The old man raised his clenched fists high and greeted the four directions. The loud cheers in the restaurant were one after another, making it a lively noise.
The big sleeves of the storyteller who tried to make money were swayed, and the expert sat on the small stool fully, pretending to sit on the front of the clothes, and then reached out and grabbed the gavel. Knocked on the desktop and said loudly: "At the end of the last time, it was said that the second Liang Mang battle is about to come. Eighteen great masters of the Central Plains will come together!"
The old man took it and put it off again. The gavel suddenly knocked on the table again. The old man said in a deep voice, "The rise and fall of the future, the military affairs, the most thought-provoking! The most thought-provoking!"
At this moment, a listener opened his voice and laughed loudly and asked: "Last time, you old man sold a pass and said that Zhang Feilong, Zhang Daxia, who is called the layman of Bianjing from the rivers and lakes, We asked the King of Beiliang to learn how to deal with the fairy children. What did the King of Beiliang say?! We are all waiting! Everyone, don’t you think?"
Up and down the restaurant, dozens of tables of guests all promised. Many hawks with swords on the table began to cheer, and many young rangers even whistled vigorously.
Mr. Storyteller is obviously already familiar with these scenes. The old **** poured himself a bowl of wine on the ground, and he stomped with relish. In fact, at the end of every storytelling, the matter of selling off the baggage is the secret of the secret knowledge taught to the elderly by the shopkeeper of this restaurant.
After the old man put down the wine bowl leisurely, he smiled and said: "If you don't mention it, the old man will really forget this, don't worry, let the old man say slowly! This person is dealing with people, It is a kind of knowledge. If the fledgling young heroes get to know those beautiful fairies, it is even more college questions. There are two kinds of fairy children in the world, one is Daxueping Huishan Ziyi, the owner of Jincuodao Tong Shanquan. Liu, after all, they are rare and rare. I am afraid that if you travel all over the country and the rivers and lakes, you will still encounter unattainable encounters. The old man will not mention how to deal with each other. There is another kind, um,
At the beginning, the King of the Northern Liang taught Zhang Feilong and Zhang Daxia in this way. This is what his old predecessors of the King of the Northern Liang said. Please listen carefully! Such good words, after this village, there will be no such shop..."
Well, look at the old man's stance holding the wine bowl sideways. He is too familiar to be familiar anymore, and we have to pay for it again.
Sure enough, there are two pretty-looking young ladies who sell wine in the restaurant, they have already come in between the wine tables, not asking for money, but holding a wooden board and holding more than a dozen pots of expensive pots. Good wine, don't ask anyone to buy it, whoever likes to drink will take it by himself.
At first, when the restaurant was playing this trick, no one was willing to take the trick, but the old storyteller couldn't hold it, and no one took the wine.
Nowadays, the guests in the restaurant have long been offended, and they don’t bother to care about that little bit of money. They are paying for it, and what can be done. Anyway, the uncles who come here are not bad for the money, let alone today you get the wine, tomorrow he Spending money, the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, another person will be replaced with a swollen face to fill a fat man.
But if you want to say that the restaurant owner is really wicked, you can think of this kind of detrimental trick of cutting meat with a soft knife!
Fortunately, the restaurant is smart enough, and people are very accurate. This kind of thing, you know that there is no more than three things. Generally, it is only at the beginning and the end. It is not annoying. Over time, it becomes a restaurant. The written rules have even become one of the features here.
The two little girls were holding more than 20 small pots of wine, and they were quickly taken away by the guests.
The storyteller then continued: "The northwest prince told us Zhang Daxia, and it’s actually fun to play tricks with those fake female knights and fake fairies. According to that prince’s statement, first of all, remember to remember , You must not surrender before a fight, and feel that you are inferior to others, and that those fairy children are justified and superior! You have to tell yourself that no matter how beautiful the women in front of you, no matter how lonely and arrogant and cold, they also want to eat and drink, too. I'm going to squat in the pit! After eating scallion and garlic fish, I also have to fart!"
First, the whole hall was stunned.
Then there was a loud cheering.
This remark really makes people only feel that they are enlightening.
On the second floor, there is a smiling man lying on the fence, a little girl standing on tiptoe on his left hand, and a little boy with a tiger head squatting on the right. Both children have a small wooden sword hanging from their waists. This man is the shopkeeper of this restaurant. He used to be the shopkeeper here. After a few years as a buddy, he quickly bought the entire restaurant from the old shopkeeper. The business is booming and booming. , It is said that the former shopkeeper who has gone to buy a house for the elderly in Zhoucheng, this year’s spring only got last year’s dividends, and there was a small three hundred taels of silver! This new treasurer has been a big red in this county town in the past two years. He is very good. He has a very good relationship with many scholars who have a good reputation. Come here for a drink every Sanchawu? Other restaurants, can you please touch these two big bodhisattvas? There is nothing wrong with spending money!
A beautiful and graceful woman came to the man gently and took her daughter’s immature hand. When the man turned her head and smiled at her, she glared at him, and then she couldn’t help but laugh. Band complained: "The children are listening!"
The man scratched his head, "It's not a bad thing, just listen to it, Tuantuan and Yuanyuan can't understand it either."
I never thought that the little boy squatting at the feet of a man raised his head and dismantled the platform and said: "Father, what's the point of squatting in the pit?"
The little boy glared at his mother, made a grimace, quickly retracted his mind, and continued to obediently watch the excitement on the first floor.
This natural cleverness must follow his father.
The woman lowered her voice and laughed and asked: "This is what the northwest prince said personally? Couldn't it be you who made Mr. Liu lie?"
The man laughed and said: "Did the prince in the northwest ever say that I, a little common man, knows it. But my brother who is in trouble, really said that back then."
The woman said helplessly: "I have heard you talking for so many years, but I never saw him come here as a guest."
The man's eyes were clear, and he said, "He will come! No matter how well he mixes, he will remember my brother. No matter how bad he mixes, he should come to me even more. It's not bad for him to eat, drink, and sleep! "
The man suddenly became a little nervous, and whispered: "Daughter-in-law, if there is such a day, then you should not dislike my brother, I will only have this thing in my life..."
The woman was a little angry, "What nonsense! Am I that kind of person?!"
The man smiled brightly and squinted his eyes, "I know! All the women in the world, my wife is the best!"
She said in a bad mood: "The children are there, and there is no such thing as a father."
The little man at the man’s feet sighed, shook his head, and sighed with emotion after learning his father’s catchphrase: "It's very melancholic right now!"
The man laughed, and the woman stretched out her hand and twisted his arm gently, "Look, I learned it from you as a father."
The little girl timidly said: "Father, since Grandpa Liu was drunk and said once, Tuantuan recently caught people and asked where is'under the crotch'?"
At this time, the woman's hand wringing the flesh became stronger.
The man grinned, turned around and bent over and rewarded his son with a chestnut, "It's all a bad lesson from your young uncle! I don't know how to learn from my father!"
The little boy hugged his head, raised his head, and said aggrieved: "Father, when will Uncle Xiaonian come, and when will he take my unsuccessful daughter-in-law? I have missed my wife many times!" /
The woman couldn't help being laughed, she wanted to be angry, but she couldn't give birth to anything.
My own man vowed to say that he and the good brother who wandered through the rivers and lakes had decided to kiss him very early that year. No matter who would be better or worse in the future, this marriage could not escape. She didn't take it too seriously. After all, she knew that although her man was kind to everyone, he was actually proud, but not everyone could keep him talking for so long, even if he was sitting at a table with the county magistrate Bo. When drinking, no matter how you see it when you drink, and how the dripping water does not leak, after looking back, my own man did not take the people wearing official hats seriously, but there are a few middle-aged people who work in the county battalion, their own men. Drinking with them is more sincere. So instead, she was a little worried. The brother who was so obsessed with her own man, the man she and her two children only knew called "Xiao Nian", was certainly not easy, and the two had been separated for so many years, even if they could get together again someday, that man Can you still cherish the brotherhood with your own man like when the two were at their worst? If that person mixes well, or even makes a big splash, can he continue to treat her man as a brother? If you can't, how sad your own man would be. Therefore, she hoped that the man would come to her man to drink, claiming that the brothers and sisters would not be drunk, and at the same time, she was afraid that the man would really come here, but she only brought them what Mr. Liu said when he was telling the story.
After hearing his son’s innocent complaint, the man touched the child’s head and grinned: "Son, I promise you that your future daughter-in-law is this!"
The man held out his thumb fiercely.
The little boy was skeptical and whispered: "Don't be like the little apricot on the street next door, otherwise I will leave home with the wooden sword and go into the rivers and lakes by myself."
That little apricot who likes to pester herself the most, is really not small, his arms can be as thick as his legs!
The man smiled, "Smelly boy, run away from home! Are you willing to give up?"
The little boy looked surprised and said: "I went to the river outside the town at noon to wander through the rivers and lakes, and I will go home for dinner at night!"
His sister poked her head out, put her fingers on her cheeks, and made a grimace at her brother.
The man and his wife looked at each other and smiled.
She suddenly smiled and asked, "Why don't our restaurant sell that kind of green ant wine? If you are such a business person, you will also compete with silver?"
The man shook his head and said: "I'm not selling it. I'm afraid that one can't help being greedy, so I drank it myself. I, when Xiaonian visits next time, bring me green ant wine to drink!"
The woman smiled and said: "Okay, I'll go to the stove first, Tuanyuanyuan, please help me watch it."
The man nodded and said softly: "I have worked hard, wife, I will be lazy today."
She left with a smile.
She was a little sad, what did she have to do for her, this restaurant is the most difficult for her men inside and outside, and this is the case throughout the year, before being a restaurant clerk was tired, but now as a shopkeeper, it’s not a moment of idleness. It used to be to marry her, but now it is for her and her two children. Many other women in the town want their tired men to work harder and stop wandering around all day long. But when she came to her, she couldn't wait for her man to really rest for a day and do nothing without thinking about it. But he always said yes every time, but he still wakes up in the dark every day, smiles every day when he meets people, and doesn't worry about everything.
Marrying this man, she feels that she can't marry better in this life.
The storyteller downstairs still didn’t get into the topic. He said that the heart-wrenching Northwest Guanwai Liangmang war, but already said that the king of the Northwest had a wonderful comment when he was still his Royal Highness. That dude is also a technical job, and it is divided into three or six or nine grades. The most inferior ones will only bully male and female men with evil slaves and dogs. The slightly taller ones are the fresh-clothed angry horses and the saber waist jade with a fan. , Fancy a pretty girl, pretending to be Yushu Linfeng, pretending to look like a dog. Then the third-class dandy will start to memorize some beautiful poems and songs by rote, and at the very least, in front of a woman, he will be able to chant the poems mechanically, and will not move to tell people what I am an official under my grandfather’s command. What a shame. And the second-class anointed beams are even more rare. Not only do they have to export into chapters, but they also need to be able to learn some quack styles, and they must be extremely familiar with heroes to save the beauty. Even if the beauty is not in trouble, he must be allowed to cause trouble! Don't be reluctant to spend money to hire someone to act, remember that when you retreat from the enemy, the gestures of the ruffians flying out must not be the same. They must fly upside down, fly horizontally, fly out sideways, everything has to be done! As for the first class dude in the world, hehe, it's like the great master of the rivers and lakes who see the dragon without seeing the end, and also belong to the inexperienced romantic figures. When those female heroines meet this kind of person, they have accumulated seven lifetimes of virtue and fell. The mold of the eight generations! From then on, they were deeply trapped and couldn't help themselves, and beat them to death, and they couldn't be driven away.
Mr. Storyteller said here with spitting and spitting, he was actually infected by himself, and he was so energetic, as if he was the grandfather of such a dull business, he took a sip of his wine and stretched out a finger , Tweeted: "For example, a dude who has reached this state only shows women money, but never pays them! Let them see the golden mountain and silver mountain, but refuses to pay her a coin. , Hey, I can’t say that women would still lose money willingly."
Countless people in the restaurant are swaying.
Someone suddenly said loudly: "Is there really such a stupid woman fairy in the world? Lost someone to pay back his **** money? I was the first one to not believe it!"
Mr. Storyteller raised his eyebrows and glanced slantingly, “The old man doesn’t talk about other people, but only says the phrase, “Song Yushu has been cultivated in ten years, and Xu Fengnian has been cultivated in a hundred years.” Are you convinced?! Not to mention who entered the capital. Song Jia Yushu, a high official in the Ministry of Rites, said that the latter, if a woman meets, can she be arrogant?!"
The man was slumped and dumb, and he wanted to refute but couldn't talk about it. After all, he is a frequent visitor to the restaurant. He has heard too many legends about the northwestern king, admiration and envy, of course, there are more of the latter. There are many storytellers in the restaurant. This person is often easy to substitute himself in it, and naturally he does not want to. In a sense
Negated myself on .
On the second floor, the shopkeeper of the restaurant squatted down, hugged a child, and laughed in a low voice: "Tuantuan, Yuanyuan, Dad tells you the truth, when Dad walked the rivers and lakes before, there was also a woman who shouted sincerely. Your dad, I called your dad to say "Young Master". Although she is not a famous fairy boy, she is much better than all the women in the rivers and lakes, so only your young uncles are worthy of her. Such a good girl, ah, Dad thinks it’s a little worse than your mother. Tuantuan, if you still want to be a hero when you grow up, you can find a girl for Dad to be a daughter-in-law in our house. "
The little boy frowned and said solemnly: "Father, I already have a daughter-in-law who has never been through the door. I don't like to mess with flowers! The mother also said that a good man must be single-minded to a girl!"
The man lowered his voice, "The truth is such a truth, of course your mother is right, but the good girls in the world usually adore heroes, you think, she likes you, but you don’t like her, then The girl is so sad, right?"
The child fell into deep thought, and between the young daughter-in-law who had not been through the door and the good girl who had not met, heaven and man were at war.
The little girl said angrily: "Father! I want to tell my mother to go, you made Tuantuan like so many girls!"
The little boy rolled his eyes.
The man's complexion changed suddenly, he coughed a few times, and said to his son earnestly: "Son, you must listen to your mother when you grow up. It's only good for one girl! Just like my father, you know? ! If you dare to be disobedient, Dad will spank you and your **** will bloom! Your mother can't stop you!"
The little boy sighed heavily, sighing, no play, no good girl who likes herself hasn’t met yet.
It's not that he is not afraid of his father, but every time Gentle Mother raises her face and teaches others, he is very scared.
The storyteller downstairs took a sip of wine and said with a smile: "In the final analysis, if you want to punch the heroine and kick the fairy, it's very simple, as long as you guys, look half as handsome as the Northwest Domain King. That's it!"
Boos suddenly broke out in the restaurant.
The old man slapped the startle suddenly, and the alcoholics who were unprepared for fear were startled.
"The old man said first that the prosperity and death of the future is the most thought-provoking! I wait for the common people in the streets and alleys to promote the people. They are neither emperors, generals, nor Huang Zi Gongqing. If you don't think about it, you won't think about it. After all, there are some unfortunate people, but they have to give up their lives, stand in there, and cannot retreat!"
"They don't want to retire either!"
The hall is full of silence.
Mr. Storyteller tells the story.
Said that there is a strong force in Lianyuntun, and the battlefield is surrounded by grassroots.
Said that Jianhe River was windy and snowy, and the sand and stone were frozen and horseshoes fell off.
I said that when Ji Liuan, a guest from the Dragon Palace of Southern Xinjiang, died, he said that the husband was not without tears and did not shed the parting room.
I said that when Yu Xingrui, the great Wudang real man, died generously in the battle, he had twelve arrows in the north.
Said that Beimang attacked the city day and night, and the grassland army outside the city was densely packed like locust swarms, the ants attached to the wall to attack the city were shocking, and the fighting inside and outside the city was blazing, endless battles.
Speaking of the offensive and defensive battle in Jubei City, it lasted from the first autumn of the third year of Xiangfu to the summer of the fourth year of Xiangfu.
The old man’s tone never seemed so passionate, and he didn’t deliberately exaggerate the tragic and tragic, just like an elderly neighbor in the neighborhood telling his parents who are not serious or serious.
The storyteller paused for a while, took a sip of wine, and after putting down the bowl, he seemed to be asking everyone, and he seemed to be asking himself: "We people, I don’t know the heights of the temples, the rivers and lakes, the life and death of the battlefield. But you still know that people's hearts are warm, right?"
The old man suddenly raised his voice, "Don't think about it! I'm unforgettable!"
The spectators and listeners were shocked with fright.
Then the old man said that the Northern Liang Iron Cavalry Armored the world, the cool blade pointed towards the sky, the wind and thunder were threatened, and the world was invincible.
Speaking of the second offensive and defensive battle of Jubei City, Beimang savage jumped over the wall, and even half of the southern dynasty Xijing almost gave it to Liuzhou Iron Cavalry with both hands, still trying to break the first city on the northwest frontier.
Speaking of the white-clothed monks in the two Buddhist temples, at that time, Li was careful to wear a snow-white robe and stood alone outside Jubei City. Poor monks go from south to north, become Buddhas but not Buddhas, so let them go. Tathagata Buddha Buddha Tathagata, there is a future and a future, how do you get this life? Poor monk Li beware, it turned out that he has come to see Tathagata.
Said that the battle is not over yet, the Northern Liang gangs Jianghuai, Xie Xifeng, Cao Wei, Yu Luandao, and the former king of Beimang Dong Nabo Wang Jingchong, five famous generals in the world joined forces to break the central hub of the Northern Mang and Southern Dynasties, Xijing.
Said that Jizhou General Yang Huchen, Hezhou General Cai Bo, and Jizhou Lieutenant Han Fang, the three cavalry forces resolutely unite, and join the remaining cavalry troops in Youzhou from the Hezhou border to the grassland, and Liuzhou cavalry. Flanking, the Northern Mang savage army that retreated from Jubei City came to a very beautiful urn to catch turtles.
It is said that after the war, the three military towns of Liuya Fuling, Zhongzuka, were all killed in battle. Said that the Jin partridge Zhou Kang personally fought three times, and eventually died in the battlefield, the deputy commander Li Yanchao took the tiger charm, and the right cavalry finally had less than eight thousand horses left. There were tens of thousands of Beiliang Border Army in Huaiyang Pass. At the end of the battle, there were fewer than two thousand people. There were corpses inside and outside the city. After the winter, the blood freezes, and when you look into the distance, Huaiyang Pass is like a crimson pass. The king of the Northern Liang Dynasty led a 10,000 snow dragon cavalry army, directly bypassing the defeated Beimang main force, rushing for a long distance, rushing to help Huaiyangguan, I saw the northern Liang Dynasty guard Chu Lushan sitting on the horse-riding path of the city wall, Holding a cold knife and squatting on the ground.
Mr. Storyteller stopped talking, lowered his head and drank a sip of strong alcohol, closed his eyes, a little bit drunk, "The mountains are high and the moon is small, and the water is clear."
On the street of the restaurant, the sun was scorching, and a yellow dog was lying on the ground, his head drooping, and his tongue sticking out.
Peace dog.
The old man in the building picked up the gavel high, and everyone was ready to hear the clacking sound. Unexpectedly, the old man just put it down gently and laughed: "Who has not seen the history of ancient times, has seen merits today? Famous and ancient people. In this world, crowds of heroes compete, gun smoke is everywhere, and wars are in full swing. The people of my generation happen to be in troubled times. How unfortunate! How lucky is it that people of my generation can hear about the great victory on the border and report to the Central Plains again and again?! You can laugh a few times, and you must be drunk when you meet up!"
The old man poured a full bowl of wine, lifted it up and said loudly: "Everyone, can you drink a big bowl with the old man and me?! I drank this big bowl of Taiping wine!"
On the first floor, countless voices laughed and shouted, "Let's drink together!" "Drink and drink, afraid of you, old man?!"
The old man laughed, wiped the corners of his mouth vigorously, and patted the drinking bowl again, "After talking about the battlefield, let me repeat the same old tune, and talk about the rivers and lakes on the battlefield...women!"
"There is an unknown assassin girl who is the number one in the world. She stabs the North Mang Aquarius State to hold the season!"
"Our martial arts leader, Daxueping Huishan Ziyi was almost a bit close, and only a short distance, he took the first rank of Prince Beimang in the army of one million!"
"There is a blind female luthier, the third person in the world!"
"The leader of the Lushan Mountain, Luoyang in white, in the second Jubei city defense, at the last moment, she alone guarded the main east wall!"
"A certain lady in a red robe, she shuttles through the army of Beimang, as if entering the land of no one!"
"The female sword attendant of the Wu Family Sword Tomb, carrying a famous sword king, she was the first to take the lead again and again, and was called by the Northern Liang King laughed as my Liangzhou White Horse School Lieutenant!"
The old man laughed happily, and asked loudly: "Who said that a woman from the Central Plains would only hide in my boudoir and apply rouge? Who said that a woman's life is not as cheap as grass?"
There are not many women in the restaurant, and there are twenty or thirty people scattered around. Hearing this, they are more proud than the men. Almost everyone toasted and drank, and there were even a few others. A woman with extraordinary spirits, just pick up a hip flask and drink!
The whole house cheered.
The shopkeeper of the restaurant lying on the second floor couldn't help but clap his hands in applause, saying loudly: "Today's heroines drink alcohol, and they will not charge any money!"
As a result, it was even more loudly applauded.
A burly man raised his head and looked to the second floor, and squeezed his throat and asked in a sharp voice: "The shopkeeper, then I will be a wife today. I am not in the middle?"
The shopkeeper of the restaurant was stunned, and smiled happily: "Just at your shameless ability, like my brother! Let go of the drink. If you don't charge you, I will treat it as a drink!"
He hurriedly said loudly: "Others just don't think about it! It's not easy for me to drag the family and talk about it!"
His son who was squatting next to this man suddenly got up, held the hilt of the wooden sword with one hand, and hurriedly said loudly: "Yes! My father always said that I will go out and walk around the rivers and lakes in the future. It is all in the money! Can't everyone drink for nothing!"
The laughter continued.
Mr. Storyteller looked for an opportunity to give the shopkeeper a round, and immediately changed the subject, slapped the gavel, and deliberately asked: "Can someone hear a word? Heaven does not give birth to you Li Chungang, kendo is like a long night!"
Sure enough, the restaurant was regained attention. In fact, this sentence is indeed rumored in the arena, but it is not spread too widely. After all, the new river and lake is the Xuanyuan Qingfeng of Xiangfu Fourteen Kui and I monopolizing the three Kui Kui. The brand-new rivers and lakes that lead, the ten great sects, the ten great sages of the Quartet and the ten scattered people, plus the endless generation of fairies every year, and the wars have been continuous in the previous few years. For this famous saying about the Spring and Autumn Old Sword God, especially It’s a drinker near this small town. It’s a bit strange. If the restaurant storyteller hadn’t mentioned it many times, I’m afraid no one knew the inside story. The old rivers and lakes of this generation are really far away.
The storyteller asked with a smile: "This old kendo **** once lent his sword to the new sword **** Deng Tai'a for thousands of miles, so the old man will have to ask, if it's not natural to give birth to you, Deng Tai'a! We are in this world. So what?"
This question is a bit high, a bit far away, so it makes people a bit embarrassed.
As a matter of fact, what shocking actions the Peach Blossom Sword God did on the battlefield outside Jubei Chengguan, I haven’t heard much about it from the rivers and lakes of the Central Plains. Deng Tai'a, one of the four great masters of Wu Ping, was the most unknown.
Just when everyone's appetites were being lifted, the old man smiled and slowly picked up the gavel, but before he waited for the old man to take the case, someone laughed and cursed, "Isn't the old Master Liu deliberately cheating? Wait a minute? Don’t be a **** thing, “If you want to know what’s going on, let’s listen to the next decomposition!” I will hear the answer today. As long as you are willing to say now, I, Guo Chunying, will buy the most expensive wine in your restaurant, ten altars!"
"Holding!"
"True hero!"
"The children and grandchildren are full, a must!"
"If we were a lady, we would have warmed the bed to Hero Guo a long time ago!"
The tall Guo Chunying stood on the spot, arms around his chest, seemingly arrogant and dry, but in fact he was stealing joy in his heart, wondering if there are only ten altars that are missing?
He is a well-known local ranger. He has indeed walked across the rivers and lakes with swords. He has seen a lot of heroes and fairies. Of course, he has only seen them from a distance. He can recognize them at a glance, and they stare. Big eyes didn't recognize him Guo Chunying either.
Guo Chunying’s most conceited thing is that he had visited Daxueping, Huishan in Jianzhou four or five years earlier. After returning, everybody said how the Moonless Tower soared into the clouds. How Huishan Ziyi watched Xuewu's longevity overnight, as if he was squatting behind the female lord at the time. The truth is that Guo Chunying had been to Huishan, but just like most people in the rivers and lakes, he stopped at Guniu Dagang. Below, the Missing Moon Tower, which is famous in the world, can really be seen from a distance.
At this moment, the shopkeeper of the restaurant said loudly: "Fifteen Altars, Hero Guo, is there such a heroic spirit?!"
Guo Chunying finally pressed down the corners of her mouth and sneered deliberately: "What are the fifteen altars? Twenty altars! You can choose any guests at 20 tables in your restaurant, one altar per table!"
A shop assistant who originally squatted on the stairs immediately said loudly: "Go! Twenty great Jiangnan flower sculptures!"
Old Master Liu was a little worried, and when he was under the crotch, he was very melancholy. How did he know what the world would be like without the Peach Flower Sword God Deng Tai'a? In the eyes of the old man, it's not what it should be like? What else? ! His original intention was to throw a chewy baggage at random. When the drinker disperses, he can ask the shopkeeper for the answer. To know the content of his daily storytelling, it is the detailed context given by the restaurant shopkeeper in advance. It's just sculpting and polishing the details. At the critical moment when the elderly storyteller secretly looked towards the second floor, hoping that the shopkeeper could help him to dig out of the pit, on the bluestone street outside the restaurant, a rush of horseshoes sounded like a torrential summer rain.
It sounds like the horse stopped outside the restaurant?
This horse, in a place where they are beautiful but also short-sighted, is definitely a rare thing. The small town is a hundred miles away, I am afraid that only the semi-destroyed small inn can be seen, and those three or two Also looked at the old and the weak. There is not even a county government office in the town. Only when the big battle in the past few years was the most tense, I heard that there was a cavalry passing by outside the neighbor’s big county town. It was only a dozen horses. The scout under King Yanchi's scout has seen the dozen riders. It is said that when talking to people, his voice is a bit louder, and his waist is straighter than the bamboo on the mountain. Soon, a shop assistant ran out of the restaurant, his eyes widened and his face was unbelievable. Is there really that kind of high-roller who can ride a horse to our restaurant to drink?
The store clerk counted, and it happened to be one hand, totaling five rides.
After the five people turned over and fell off their horses, they didn't mean to tie the horses, and they walked straight to the gate of their restaurant.
Then the shop clerk swallowed and was speechless.
Don't dare to say.
Because of the guests, all of them are like gods.
One person in the center, just wearing a blue shirt, and a beautiful girl riding on his neck.
He smiled brightly, looked up at the golden plaque in the "Brothers Building", and muttered to himself: "This word... is really ugly, Little Sweet Potato, far worse than your father, right?"
The little girl put her pointed chin on the man's head and slowly said: "Brother! Brother! Lou! Alas, the name of this restaurant is really bad."
The man laughed and said: "It sounds so good! So the words are written so ghostly, I will bear it!"
On the left of the man, there is a woman in white with double knives on her waist... a man? In short, male and female are indistinguishable, handsome and extraordinary.
On the right of the man, there is a woman carrying a purple long box. The shop's second child has no world, but I feel that even though I have never seen a fairy **** the rivers and lakes, the two in front of me are definitely more beautiful than all the fairy children of the rivers and lakes combined!
Behind the man, followed by a woman in Tsing Yi with a slightly cold face, she was not so beautiful to be scary at last, but this is also relatively speaking.
The restaurant's courageous man asked with a trembling voice, "How many guest officers, are you here for a drink in our brother's building?"
The man smiled and asked: "Don't you sell wine, you can only eat and drink tea?"
The restaurant buddy said embarrassingly: "No, no."
The man waved and smiled: "Don't worry about us, brother, you are busy with you."
The restaurant buddy was relieved and very disappointed. He didn't care about anything, so he ran back to the restaurant with his head down.
After this pedestrian crossed the threshold of the restaurant, the restaurant lobby quickly became silent.
The leading man in the green shirt looked around, then raised his head, looking at the dumbfounded restaurant shopkeeper, with his mouth cocked, he shouted: "The shopkeeper surnamed Wen!"
The appearance of this group of people is itself the biggest strange situation, so when this handsome and romantic man is a little weird, no one cares about it.
Not only the 30 guests at the wine table in the lobby on the first floor, but also the dozen guests at the wine table on the second floor also got up one after another, standing on the railing and looking down at the blind man... distinguished guests.
The shopkeeper, who had been lying lazily on the fence, had already straightened his waist for some unknown time. For some reason, his eyes were a little red. After hearing the man at the gate downstairs, his voice hoarsely said: "Yes. "
The pair of children next to the man raised their heads, wondering why their father was so "inhospitable".
The man laughed again and asked, "Are there any wines?"
The shopkeeper of the restaurant on the second floor took a deep breath, "Yes!"
The man then asked: "Is there any good meat?"
On the second floor, the lame man who has been away from the rivers and lakes for a long time opened his throat and replied: "Yes!"
The man paused briefly and asked, "Are there any wooden swords?"
The man who once walked through the rivers and lakes and won the name Wenbusheng in the capital, grinned and said: "Nothing!"
The man downstairs let out a loud voice, "Is there any...brother?!"
It’s no longer the shopkeeper of the wooden sword ranger. The Wen Hua, who left the rivers and lakes in despair, then married a wife and had children in his hometown, raised that unbroken arm and stood in front of him, as if he didn’t want to. When all the guests saw his appearance, they cried with depression, and laughed: "Also. There has always been!"
The little girl worriedly shouted: "Father?"
The man made a mess, put his arm down, and smiled happily: "It's okay, Dad is happy... Your young uncle, came to our house... Walk around and go downstairs with Dad!"
He took his daughter's hand, and his son gently grabbed his other sleeve, and the three of them quickly walked downstairs together.
At the entrance of the restaurant, the little girl who was nicknamed "Little Sweet Potato" by a man helped her father gently wipe the "beverage" on his face, and sighed: "Father, I really didn't say you, although you said a husband This thing is not the tears, it should be called "beverage", but you are too embarrassed in front of so many people?"
The man remained silent, but limped when he looked at the guy walking towards them with the two children.
Although he knew it for a long time, when he really saw this scene, he lowered his head and exhaled softly.
When the guy approached, he raised his head and asked with a smile: "The surname is Wen, his legs are lame? What are you doing? The guy who molested Liangjia on the street and gave him a mess?"
"Little things are nothing!"
"Tsk tusk, didn't you say there are brothers? Don't care about you, I think that guy is really not good."
"But my brother, who has been number one in the world, used my swordsmanship, and beat Tuoba Bodhisattva to hold his head and scurry! Do you have such a brother? The surname Xu, can you find one for me in the whole world? ?Half of it is your skill!"
"It's really impossible to find it... It can be seen that I am not as lucky as you, and my brother is not as good as your brother."
"Yo, the surname is Xu, his face is the same as before."
"But you are different."
After the person surnamed Xu said this, Wen Hua stopped talking, and finally rolled his eyes, gently dragged the two children hiding behind him in front of him, and patted them one after another. Two small heads, "Son, Wen Liang, daughter, Wen Xiu, nickname Tuan Tuan Yuan Yuan, very happy! Tuantuan, Yuan Yuan, call Uncle Xu, it doesn't matter if you don't shout."
The two children are obviously a little curious and scared, really... stop shouting.
This seems a bit embarrassing.
Wen Hua scratched his head, it was troublesome.
Xu Fengnian stretched out his finger and pointed to the girl sitting on her neck, "My daughter, Xu Nianliang, nicknamed Little Sweet Potato, likes to play crazy, so she gets a little dark. By the way, Little Sweet Potato, call Daxia Wen. "
The black-skinned sweet potato is actually much whiter than the original little black charcoal. She quickly whispered in her father's ear and asked in confusion, "Father, shouldn't you call Uncle Wen? Why? Want me to call Daxia Wen?"
Xu Fengnian explained in a low voice: "That guy has the best face. It is more effective to call Daxia Wen than Uncle Wen. If we can eat and drink for nothing, we will rely on you."
Wen Hua whispered in her ears, she ignored the **** Xu, raised her head, and smiled: "Little sweet potato? She looks so handsome, she must follow your mother. All the losses are like your mother, if you let your dad a little bit, it will really hang out in the future."
Little sweet potato did not listen to her father, and shouted with a smile: "Uncle Wen!"
Wen Hua laughed from ear to ear when he heard it, and nodded quickly and said: "Good boy! Really good!"
Xu Fengnian said helplessly: "By the way, where are the two next to me... Just call your sister-in-law, remember, no matter how big or small, you call it wrong and end it yourself! I am the oldest wife of heaven and earth. I will only help beat you."
Wen Hua first scolded to get out, then looked at them, and said seriously: "My sister-in-laws! My surname is Wen, I used to have too many nicknames, let’s not mention it. Now unfortunately it is the elder brother of Xu. It is indeed somewhat My family is unfortunate, haha, in the future, my underachieving little brother, I will trouble the two sisters-in-law to take care of him. Don’t look down on him. If you really look down on him, it’s okay. Now, I have to marry a chicken, a chicken, a dog, and a dog."
Xu Fengnian just put down the sweet potato, and after hearing this nonsense, he couldn't bear it. He wanted to kick people.
Wen Hua raised his leg with the same heart, but it was obvious that at that moment, the man had forgotten his lameness, and he was about to stagger and fall.
Xu Fengnian quickly took two steps, holding on to his shoulders, and whispered: "Wen, sorry."
Wen Hua didn't care and said disgustedly: "Go on, I don't like to hear these words, do you want to drink?!"
Without waiting for Xu Fengnian to say anything, Wen Hua turned around and said loudly: "Today, in my restaurant, all the wine that everyone drinks is counted as my treat!"
Only soon Wen Hua was covered by Xu Fengnian's arms, and laughed: "Heroes, heroes and heroines, don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously! Our surname Wen is talking about drinking, how can you drink in a restaurant in the world? There is a reason to pay for money! There is no such reason at all!"
After Xu Fengnian released his arm, Wen Hua followed brazenly and said: "Drink high, haha, drink high."
Wen Hua, who provoked the anger of the people, wittily made up for it, "However, the drinks in today's restaurants are all 20% off!"
It's pretty much the same.
Then Wen Hua winked at the storyteller and motioned him to continue the storytelling, whatever he said.
In the end, Wen Hua led Xu Fengnian and his party up to the second floor. He asked for a table from a table of guests. The price was that the restaurant gave them ten flower carvings.
One table and four benches, Wen Hua and Xu Fengnian each occupy a stool face to face, Wen Hua’s two children sit on one, Jiang Ni and Bai Hu'er sit on the same stool for an unprecedented time, with a small sweet potato squeezed in the middle.
The little boy named Wenliang took a peek at the guy nicknamed Little Sweet Potato from time to time, but every time he looked at it, she immediately glared back, not forgetting to raise a fist.
Then one deliberately put the wooden sword around his waist gently on the table, and the latter placed the long and narrow wooden sword heavily on the table.
Tit-for-tat.
The old gentleman in the middle of the lobby downstairs began to tell the story again. As long as the peach blossom sword **** Deng Tai'a is left alone, the old man will be very familiar with the road, and he is getting better again and talking endlessly.
After two more bowls of wine, I drank my stomach, but I was really drunk, some tongues were knotted, and some improper words were said, but in this small town far away from right and wrong, no one really thinks about it. No one cares more.
The old man said, "I use peach blossoms to credit the spring breeze. How can I ask the gods to give it? I use green ants to buy Central Plains, dare to ask the emperor if I can sell it?"
Afterwards, someone asked where the king of the Northwest Territory had gone. It was heard that he died on the way to the Northern Expedition. It was also said that he died of illness on the way to the capital, but some people said he was retired. The old man stretched out a finger, shook it, and sighed with emotion: "Die, it is naturally dead. You think, in the first war, just with Tuoba Bodhisattva, in the Western Regions, Longyan's Plain and Jubei City, I played three games in a row, not to mention the endless emergence of heavenly gods. After that, he will continue to lead his subordinates to attack the grassland. Alas, our young king of alien surname has accumulated too serious injuries, and it is hard to return. Now, pity, pity! Heaven is jealous of talents, in one word!"
On the second floor, Xu Fengnian almost spit out a sip of wine, staring: "This is what you taught?!"
Wen Hua said in a huff: "Old Master Zhang made it up by himself, I sound very comfortable."
Soon downstairs he said: "The fame can only be taken immediately, and temporarily enter the restaurant. It’s a good one to temporarily enter the restaurant! If the king of Beiliang is still alive, if he can come to this building. In the restaurant, although the old man is a shabby scholar, he is also willing to bow to him, and he can’t afford it!"
Xu Fengnian smiled and said: "It sounds very comfortable."
Wen Hua grinned, "I will deduct his wages when I turn around!"
At this time, Wen Hua's wife trot upstairs. When she saw this table of people, she was a little embarrassed, biting her lip for a while and didn't know how to speak.
Xu Fengnian quickly stood up and said in a deep voice, "Xu Fengnian has seen his sister-in-law!"
Not only Xu Fengnian, but even Jiang Ni and Bai Hu'er face both stood up, and the little sweet potato yelled crisply, "Auntie! My name is little sweet potato, oh no, my name is Xu Nianliang, I miss it. , The coolness of Beiliang!"
She quickly gave Xu Fengnian a blessing, and then smiled to the two sister-in-laws who could make all women in the world feel ashamed, and finally smiled softly at the cute sweet potato: "Hello, little sweet potato."
Little sweet potato responded with a big bright smile.
Xu Feng said in a young voice: "Sister-in-law, please sit down."
She apologized: "I'm not going to sit down. I'll go to the back kitchen and fry some food for your brothers. The craftsmanship is not good. Don't be surprised."
She clenched her hands tightly at the corners of her shirt, even though her man’s brother, who was so gentle, was much easier to get along with than expected, but she was obviously still very nervous, hesitated, looked at the man who turned his head and smiled at him, or Summoned up the courage to say to Xu Fengnian: "Since I met Wen Hua, he has been talking about you
, he really... In this life, except for his brother, he will only treat you as a brother... I'm sorry, I went downstairs first. "
Without waiting for Wen Hua and Xu Fengnian to talk to save anything, she turned around and went downstairs.
Xu Fengnian said: "Wen, you can find such a wife, this is it!"
He held out his thumb.
Wen Hua straightened his chest and said naturally, "Who am I?"
Xu Fengnian said hey, and stretched out two fingers, "It's a pity that I am better than you, now I have..."
Until Xu Fengnian triumphantly uttered the words "two", he just listened to Jiang Ni's cold snort, and Bai Hu'er glanced coldly at his face.
Only the small half pot of wine left by the guests was left on the wine table. Soon after they were divided, Xu Fengnian coughed and raised his eyebrows and said: "Wen, where's the wine?!"
The white fox stood up and sneered: "I'll get it, remember to wait for a good drink, and drink slowly."
Xu Fengnian sits in danger, as if going to death generously, nodding vigorously.
Jiang Ni also stood up, "I'll go to the back kitchen to help."
Little sweet potato cleverly echoed: "I will go too!"
Wen Hua rubbed her daughter's head, "Yuanyuan, help lead the way."
The little girl was thin-skinned, and finally had the courage to call Uncle Xu or Uncle Xiaonian. Unexpectedly, after that guy made a grimace at her, he was shocked by the name on his lips. Hurry up. run.
The little boy Wen Liang was the last to leave. After a few steps, he turned and shouted: "Uncle Xiaonian!"
Xu Fengnian nodded and smiled: "I was in a hurry this time. I forgot to bring the meeting gift. Uncle will definitely make it up next time!"
The little boy nodded vigorously, just turned around and ran out a few steps, then turned around and shouted: "Uncle Xiaonian, my father said it's okay to call you old man!"
Xu Fengnian really spit out a sip of wine this time, it is estimated that there is no sip of old blood.
It's really **** with mixed feelings.
Wen Hua cupped his belly and laughed.
After drinking the last wine in their respective bowls, neither of them spoke again.
The storyteller downstairs also came to an end.
"Even if there are thousands of styles and styles, even if there are all kinds of pride, who will tell? Who will listen?"
"People in the world, even if they are reluctant to give up, will eventually part. Regardless of the things in the world, even if there are regrets, you can rest assured."
Xu Fengnian nodded, then turned around and asked: "Wen Hua, where did you come from, the storyteller, you said it really well."
Wen Hua smiled and said: "This old master passed by this restaurant by accident. I was just a shopkeeper at the time, but listening to the old gentleman's sourness, like you back then, I persuaded the old shopkeeper. , Stayed. I just wanted to let him tell your story..."
Wen Hua raised the bowl, found that there was no alcohol, and did not put it down, "Listen and listen, and I think more and more about one day in the future. We must let Lao Zhang sit down when we are both here. , And then ask you to buy him a glass of wine."
Xu Fengnian also raised the empty bowl and touched Wen Hua, "It should be."
White Fox's face brought three pots of wine, not good, and not expensive, but the taste was strong enough, nothing more.
Wen Hua patted her forehead after she put two jugs of wine on the wine table, "Although the restaurant does not sell your Beiliang Green Ant wine, I still have several jugs hidden."
Xu Fengnian smiled and said: "What's the hurry, drink first."
Wen Hua nodded and said: "This is the reason. It's finally time for our brothers to let go of their stomachs and drink and eat meat. Don't worry about having this meal and not having a meal. We should drink more."
White Fox's face didn't take a seat, carrying the pot of wine and walking towards the fence, facing away from the two of them.
Wen Hua asked softly: "How are you doing?"
Xu Fengnian thought for a while, "It's okay."
Wen Hua smiled and said: "I have a better life than you, so today's wine, I will please."
Xu Fengnian rolled his eyes and said: "Why can you see it?"
Wen Hua stretched out his thumb and pointed to his back, "I have two children, you only have one!"
Xu Fengnian wanted to compare the number of daughters-in-law, when she suddenly thought of the white fox face embroidered with Dongchunlei on her waist, she was standing there, and she had to gritted her teeth and said: "Count you cruel!"
When Mr. Storyteller stopped telling stories, the drinkers in and out of the restaurant stopped refilling drinks, and soon disappeared.
After drinking two pots of bad and strong shochu, Wen Hua got up to get the long-preserved green ant wine, and dragged the elderly man to the second floor. Xu Fengnian also got up and respected the old man with a large bowl of green shochu. Ant wine, the old man got up in a hurry at the time, even though the other party allowed him to be casual, the old man tried his best to drink a small bowl.
The old man only knows that the man who is not too young is the brother of the shopkeeper of the restaurant, probably called Xiaonian, but he has a year with Xu Fengnian, the king of Beiliang.
After the old man drank the bowl of green ant wine that really burned his intestines, he staggered and went downstairs. He felt that after drinking so much wine today, the meaning has come, especially the end of the strange man’s. Toasting, I felt something...something to be proud of. As for what the old man was drunk, he couldn't think deeply if he didn't think about it.
On this day, Xu Fengnian finally got drunk again.
After he left Yangjiang Lake for the first time, he returned to Liangzhou and returned to the Qingliang Mountain. It was strange. After that, it seemed that he had never been drunk again.
Two groups of women and children sat on the wine table in the distance on the second floor, from beginning to end, without disturbing the two men who were drinking and chatting.
Xu Fengnian was drunk and said that he had found a place surrounded by mountains~IndoMTL.com~ and took them to live in seclusion.
Said that Li Dongxi, whom they all knew, went to Jiangnan Dao with a young monk named Wu Nanbei. The young monk said that he would build a temple, because when there is a temple, there will be pilgrims, and when there are pilgrims, there will be incense. Money, with incense money, even if he cannot become a Buddha and cannot burn the relics, he can still have money to buy rouge gouache for things.
Said that his brother Xu Longxiang also found a satisfied wife. The woman named Murong Longshui had changed from a fat man of two hundred catties to a woman who weighed hundreds of catties for Huang Man'er.
He said that he must find the guy named Chen Zhibao. He didn't believe that this **** white soldier was really dead, so he must ask why in person.
He said that he originally wanted to introduce Wen Hua to a guy named Zhao Zhu, but it was a pity that the **** was too stingy, and he was unwilling to even invite people to drink, so forget it.
Said a guy whose name was Zhao Zhuan, and his daughter-in-law settled down in Lingzhou, Beiliang Road, and became a private school teacher, which is very good.
Said that Li Yufu, the former head of Wudang, did not walk properly, not worth it, even if the young Taoist priest was for the sake of the world.
It's a shame to say that Wen Hua didn't see the pomp of the thousands of immortals falling like rain on the world.
He said that he didn't know whether his apprentice Yudilong could really become a land flood dragon, the last land immortal in the world.
Said that his Xu family has now been changed into the mansion of the Beiliang Dao Jinglue envoy, and he can't take you Wenhua there to make a big show.
……
In the night, Xu Fengnian was drunk on the wine table, and Wen Hua was exactly the same.
I'm already drunk and unconscious.
Xu Fengnian said, I don’t know if it is drunk or sleep talk, "Little Er, serve wine!"
Wen Hua is still the same, whispered in a low voice, "Hey! The guest official wine is here~"
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