The Super Special Forces King Chapter 212: Sorry, mistake!


You still want to cut it down with a knife, you are planning to cut it down with a knife, right? Do you think I'm stupid?

Of course the little man would not follow Li Yi's suggestion, he quickly threw the knife in his hand on the ground, and then carefully backed out from the bottom of the car, lest his little brother would be killed by Li Yi's dagger if he moved too much. "Wiped the neck".

"Tell me, who sent you here?"

Seeing Li Yi put away the dagger, the little man was confident, stood up and planned to leave, as if he wasn't the one who was caught upright just now.

Don't cry without seeing the coffin!

Li Yi raised his knife and dropped it. After a black light flashed in the air, the little man who was about to flee the scene suddenly felt chilly under his crotch. He reached out and touched it. Fortunately, the chicken and eggs were still intact.

But he soon discovered that something was wrong...

He was obviously wearing pants, why did he reach out and touch his little brother just now?

"Nani?!"

Finally realized that his crotch was slashed open, even the underwear inside was not spared, the little man suddenly felt a burst of fear, and the hair on his body stood on end.

If it goes a little further in, wouldn't it be a chicken-and-egg fight?

Standing where he was, he didn't dare to move anymore. The little man raised his hands and turned around slowly. Seeing that Li Yi was playing with the dagger, he quickly covered his crotch, lest the other party would give him another knife.

"Brother, brother, what did you ask just now? I was distracted just now..."

People under the eaves had to bow their heads.

The little man put on a flattering expression, and at the same time secretly made up his mind that even if Li Yi dropped a piece of soap, he would obediently help him pick it up before his master came to rescue him.

Li Yi didn't speak, but just glanced at his crotch covered with both hands.

Sensing the other party's malicious gaze, how dare the little man procrastinate for time, and hurriedly begged for mercy: "Xian Daoyuan sent me here, brother, please let me go..."

Smiling noncommittally, Li Yi said softly: "This kind of shameful thing is only done by him."

"Okay," Li Yi waved his hand indifferently, and said, "Then wait for him to pick you up!"

"Okay!"

Seeing Li Yi waving his hand, the little man wanted to turn around and leave, but when he heard what he said, he froze in place.

Nani? Don't let me go, you wave your hands to dry the wool!

"Captain, it's your turn to draw lots!"

"Here we come!"

Li Yi agreed when he heard the words.

The little man was overjoyed when he saw this, thinking that I can leave now, right?

I saw Li Yi waving his hand towards the distance. A fat man with a height of 180 centimeters and a weight of more than 180 catties came over. It is a mountain of meat.

Seeing the small and thin island man standing next to Pao Pao, it was like seeing a turkey and a pheasant in the same frame. The scene was very harmonious, so Li Yi pointed to the "pheasant" and said " "Turkey" said: "Look, don't let him run away, if he dares to move around, just sit him in the picture!"

"It's done! Captain, don't worry, I'm definitely better than driving when it comes to taking pictures of people!"

Bubble patted his chest and assured Li Yi.

"Can you speak Chinese?"

Looking down at the tiny island man, Bubble casually asked a question.

Seeing that the other party shook his head, and then babbled in a language he didn't understand, Bubble slapped the other party's face and said, "You don't know even J8 Chinese, why are you so embarrassed to come out?" Mix?"

Due to the language barrier, the little man didn't understand why Pao Pao suddenly hit him, so he explained something in the island dialect that Pao Pao couldn't understand.

"Don't BB!"

Only halfway through the words, the other side of the little man's face came into intimate contact with Pao Pao Rou Hu Hu's big hand again.

Okay, if I can't fight, I can't hide!

The little man finally learned to be smart, and quickly shut his mouth, but just when he thought he was safe, he was suddenly slapped on the face by the other party, feeling a strong force coming, the little man was like The top generally makes a full circle in place.

"Look at you paralyzed!"

If the little man knew that he suffered this bad luck because he took one more look at him in the crowd, he would probably wear a pair of sunglasses before going out, so that the other party would not be able to see what he was looking at.

How dare I provoke someone!

The little man with eyes full of gold stars was completely stunned, and after falling to the ground, he burst into tears.

"Damn it, how dare you cry? What do you think I didn't see you just now? Why do you want to hurt our captain? See if I don't give you all your cat pee!"

Bubble moved two steps forward, then sat down on the little man's back.

The latter felt as if he was carrying a mountain on his back, and he was almost crushed.

He wanted to use his hands to support him, but found that no matter how hard he tried, it was futile, and the bubble sitting on him did not move at all.

Feeling about to be suffocated to death, the short man who was out of breath ignored the pain and twisted his body on the ground a few times. Although his body was scratched and scratched, he was finally able to breathe~IndoMTL .com~ Just about to take a big breath of fresh air, the little man just opened his mouth when he heard a "poof".

"Hehe...it's okay, loud farts don't stink!"

Bubbles is quite satisfied with his exhaust "sound wave" which is slightly higher in decibels than others. With his own weight, the "displacement" is naturally relatively large!

After a few seconds, I smelled a foul smell. Bubble twitched his nose twice, then slapped the bottom of his nose with his hand, and said with a smile, "Sorry, I made a mistake just now, I have a little indigestion recently!"

Seeing that the other party didn't look at him, Bubble twisted his ass, looked down, and saw that the little man had already passed out.

"Damn, I can't help but toss, I haven't played enough!"

Bubbles muttered something in a low voice, and finally stood up.

At the same time, the "comatose" little man on the ground took a peek at Pao Pao, seeing that he was not paying attention to him, he stood up with his hands on the ground, and then ran away.

"Ah!"

As soon as he took the first step, the little man felt that something tripped under his feet, and he fell straight out in the posture of a vicious dog.

Unprepared, he was completely smashed, his jaw was swollen, and he looked very miserable.

"Oops, I'm sorry, I accidentally entangled the laces of your two shoes just now, my fingers were too thick and I didn't untie them, I forgot to tell you when I saw you fainted, you won't blame me, will you? "

Don't say you can't understand what he said, even if you can understand, the little man will never answer. At the same time, he secretly thought that this fat man's tricks are much more ruthless than Li Yi.

If he knew that the fat man did it after reading the "tutorial" that Li Yi sent him on WeChat, the little man would not think so naively.


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