The Throne Under the Starry Sky Chapter 147: Remote Home (Part 1)

Gu Tie has done a lot of inexplicable things in his life. How to define the word "inexplicable" is to do one thing, and suddenly realize that he doesn't know why he is doing this thing, such as thirteen When I was 10 years old, I suddenly wanted to go fishing for tortoises in Yongding River, and forced Lao Zhao to sit by the river and fish for an afternoon. In fact, Gu Tie regretted it to death at 2:30 in the afternoon, but for the sake of that little face, I was able to hold on to my inexplicable behavior, and in the end I only caught two small finger-thick fry, and my face and arms were so tanned that two layers of skin were peeled off.

It can be said that the most inexplicable thing in this life is the one I am doing now, "Hahahahaha..." Gu Tie laughed happily, and the laughter turned into six large speakers through the microphone in his hand. There was a deafening noise, but the hundreds of rough-skinned Mongolian herders staring at him blankly, without a trace of smile on their faces, "Hahaha, haha, ha...cough cough." The Chinese laughed. It became weaker and weaker, and finally turned into an awkward dry cough, "Then I will tell another joke."

He is wearing a funny green tuxedo with pink sequins on his clothes, a bizarre top hat on his head, a pair of excessively long leather shoes, a short cane in his left hand, and a microphone in his right hand. The ten-meter loess performance field is surrounded by a simple fence, and the red tent of the circus is above his head. Behind him are two white curtains that act as curtains. In front of him, there are two hundred and eighty expressionless Mongolian audiences.

"Boom, dong, dong..." Hubote, the cheeky, pressed a black key of the keyboard, and a rapid snare drum sounded. The part-time tuner was trying to help Gu Tie mobilize the audience's emotions. The Chinese understood that the drums had stopped. It was when I spoke, but now my heart is blank, and I can’t think of a joke that’s full of my head.

Gu Tie used to think that the Circus of Glory was just a cover for the identities of these strange people from the Polish headquarters of the ghost, but I did not expect Ewa to actually set up a big tent in Saiinshanda City, claiming to be performing for three days in a row, everyone All seemed extremely excited about this,,, at least it seemed more excited than finding him, the "important person who was always looking for". Little Lori asked Gu Tie to also play a role. The Chinese half jokingly said that the group still Lacking a lively comedy performer, I thought that when I went up and walked through the scene to make everyone happy, I didn’t expect that on the first night of the show, what was waiting for him was a set of colorful dresses, and a group of people who were so indifferent for some reason. Audience,

Saiyinshanda is the fourth largest city in Mongolia, the capital of East Gobi Province, and the largest human settlement on the only way from Ulaanbaatar to Erenhot Port. According to official data, the city’s territory has reached 4 Square kilometers, with a resident population of 4,000, the city has as many as 16 stores, large and small, and it has a unique transportation advantage: there is a railway station built in the 1970s,

The tent of the Glory Circus was set up opposite the city government. No one troubled them. Mongolians have a natural love for circus and acrobatics. Not only do they welcome groups from all over the world to come to exchange performances, but also to send acrobatics. The group also achieved good results in the World Series. All the way, the radio was telling the news of the Monte Carlo International Circus and Acrobatics Competition. The tents were just right, and the citizens and nearby herders appeared in front of the RV and lined up to buy. Tickets, unlike the normal situation, there are not many children who come to watch the circus. The audience is mostly adult men. From the expressionless and darkly dressed people, there is no enthusiasm for the circus. Gu Tie hides in the RV. Li secretly watched this strange ticket-buying team, thinking not to look at the same Mongolian face and the same yellow skin. The Mongolians and the Chinese look completely different at first glance. The rough, silent, and tough Mongolian man seems Not interested in anything, as if the passion in the bones was consumed hundreds of years ago by the ancestor Genghis Khan on the battlefield in Europe and Asia,

"The first show is the sword swallowing and the shooting star performed by George. You are the second one to take charge of the ten-minute show.... Do you have any comments on the dress? Put it on quickly, and start on time at eight o'clock. Well, there are only fifteen minutes left." Little Lolita walked into the caravan and found that Gu Tie was facing the green tuxedo in a daze, she couldn't help but raise her eyebrows.

"I really want me to tell a joke..." the Chinese said grimly, "I don't even speak Mongolian, can I tell jokes in Chinese?"

Eva threw a word of "find your own way", turned and left the caravan,

Gu Tie, who drove the ducks to the shelves, spent a few minutes keeping the satellite link of the RV smooth, confirmed that the circus tent was within the coverage of the wifi signal, and then simply compiled a Mongolian translation program. The Mongolian language belonging to the Altaic language family is pronunciation The rules are very weird. It took a long time to straighten out my tongue. At this time, George’s performance in the tent in front was over. Eva, who put on a set of white exercise clothes, urged Gu Tie to play again, so the Chinese Amidst the applause, I stood inexplicably under the spotlight in the center of the stage, facing the audience full of tents, and embarked on an inexplicable experience,

Anyway, Gu Tie is a person who has seen the world. After he greeted him with a relaxed expression, he read a joke that he thought was super funny according to the phonetic notation in the text box in the upper right corner of the field of vision. This joke was so humorous and subtle. , Full of wisdom and philosophies, it makes people constantly aftertaste, the more aftertaste, the more funny, so that as soon as he finished reading, he couldn't help laughing, but half a minute later, he closed his smile and found out with a chill that the opposite The audience’s faces were serious as if they were participating in the National Congress, and they didn’t have any knowing smiles at all.

A drop of cold sweat flowed from the jaw to the neckline of the green tuxedo. The sound of the marching drum made Gu Tie flustered. He always thought he was a very humorous person. Telling a little joke to make the girl of his heart smile, this is him He tried unsatisfactorily to strike up a conversation, but perhaps the receiving frequency of Mongolian nationals is not the same, and I did not find the jokes at all, or my Mongolian pronunciation is too substandard, so that no one understands the key. The burden, what should I do now, find a joke that resonates with them,

The drums stopped, "Chinese officials are visiting Mongolia." Gu Tie cleared his throat and uttered a joke with national conditions: "Chinese officials are visiting Mongolia, accompanied by officials from Ulaanbaatar. The Chinese officials saw a luxuriously decorated The building, asked: “What is this building? It’s magnificent,” the Mongolian official replied: “Oh, it’s the Admiralty Building.” The Chinese official was surprised: “You don’t have any inland countries to go to the sea. Why do you want the Admiralty?” The official Fang said calmly: "Don't you also have the Ministry of Justice and the court,"...Ha ha, ha..."

As soon as he finished speaking, he slapped himself in the face. This joke was obviously too vague. At most, it made the insider smile knowingly. It was not suitable for public performance on such occasions. Sure enough, there were 280 spectators. Staring at him quietly, the circus was as quiet as a tomb, the grave of a sad part-time comedian, Gu Tie stood in the center of the stage with some guilty conscience, neither standing nor walking, with the microphone in his hand. Trembling slightly,

At this time, Hubert added a few vulgar and funny sound effects such as springs, banana balls, and lasers on the side in time, breaking the silence in the Glory Circus tent, but he did not expect this trick to expose several audiences. With a rare smile, the Chinese people’s eyes lit up, and they walked a few steps back and forth in a weird manner, "Oh," pretending to slip to the ground, and the large leather shoes flew up from him.

There was a faint laughter in the sub-field, and the ice melted. As Gu Tie got up from the ground, he cursed his emotional intelligence secretly. What kind of horrible jokes did he use? These jokes were too low. The Mongolian man is simply a hungry for fast-food entertainment. The lower the vulgar, the more effective it will be. Okay, he jumped up and deliberately said an old joke that no one dared to tell his friends at the table. :

"The chief inspected the troops and said,'Hello comrades,' the soldiers replied:'Good leader,' the chief patted a soldier's chest and praised:'Look how well this muscle is trained,' the soldier replied: 'Reporting chief, I am a female soldier,'"

,, roaring with laughter,

Gu Tie lowered his body with tears in his eyes, and began a performance that was even worse than the Northeast Erren Zhuan. The 280 audience burst into laughter and applause. The Mongolian men were subjected to vulgar and old-fashioned jokes. Amused, he leaned forward and closed his palms, slapped his palms red, ten minutes passed quickly, the Chinese finished the last joke, bowed off the stage, walked to the curtain and stumbled deliberately, the warmest laughter and applause rang out from behind ,

Gu Tie fell to the backstage with a plop, and said sadly: "It's over, it's shameful to be thrown home today..."

"I think it was very successful." Eva passed him with a grin. The body of a twelve-year-old girl in a white tights bounced into the performance arena. Applause came from the tide, softly. Surgery performance is the Mongolian favorite project. Gu Tie couldn’t help but climbed up and leaned against the curtain, secretly observing the performance of the head of the Glory Circus. Little Lolita’s body looked weak and boneless, and she could see China with just one lower waist movement. People are full of emotions. She is obviously a mature woman of 30 years old, but she has such an appearance and flexibility. Gu Tie hurriedly looked away, for fear that she could not help but want to commit a crime if she watched too much.

A lonely figure stood among the messy props in the background, with a yellow wig, a white face, and a red nose. He was looking up at a 40-watt incandescent lamp. Since Terry the clown woke up, Gu Tie hadn’t I haven’t spoken to him, I don’t know what this guy with a strange disease is thinking about right now,

"Do you like'World'? I like it very much. For me, it is home, a warm home."

Terry suddenly spoke, his gaze followed a bug flying around the lamp, but Gu Tie understood that this was the beginning of an open-hearted conversation,