The Unconventional Legend Chapter 422: I’m most afraid of sika deer, 嘤嘤嘤……
Wu Yuting sighed in her heart, her daughter is too innocent.
Gouda is now cultivated by the Danyuan Grandmaster, and it is far more than the average Danyuan Grandmaster...
How can you scare him the same way he scared him when he was a kid? Do you think it's the little dog that was scared to death by your throwing it away?
I have to teach the art of being a husband...otherwise this girl will really be eaten to death by a dog.
Zuo Xiaonian caught Zuo Xiaoduo who had fallen from a high altitude, pinched the back of his neck in his hand, and asked humbly for advice: "Mom, what should I do? You teach me."
Wu Yuting raised her eyebrows and said: "Snake and strike seven inches and tackle the key points, so that you can overcome the enemy and deal with tired lazy people like puppies. This is especially true. The most direct means, such as delaying the wedding by ten years.
"Mom!!!" Zuo Xiaoduo, who was carrying a pretending dog, yelled heartbreakingly: "You are really my mother..."
Wu Yuting remained unmoved: "For another example, he was not allowed to enter the wedding night in the bridal chamber, and he was missing after playing for a few years."
"Mom...oooo..." Zuo Xiaoduo cried.
"For example, I won't let him go to bed in the future..."
"Another example..."
Wu Yuting came up with great ideas one by one, and Zuo Xiaoduo only heard it coldly.
The long left road that was eavesdropping in the room was also thrilling and thrilling...
"Mom, mom..."
Zuo Xiaoduo struggled down and graciously helped Wu Yuting: "It's not early...or go to bed all the time."
"Thank you mom! I will do that in the future! I will listen to you all!"
Zuo Xiaonian pursed her lips and smiled, trembling with laughter.
Zuo Xiaoduo has a face like a mournful concubine.
That night, Zuo Xiaoduo suddenly remembered that he still had two treasures. He seemed to have forgotten to show them to his parents, so he hurriedly took them out and offered them.
"Mom and dad, see what these two are."
Speaking of taking out the bead from the body of the giant worm, and introducing it like this, then he took out the empty stone and talked about it.
"Fossils! Good things!"
Zuo Changlu stared at the empty stone at a glance.
"Dad, do you know this stuff?" Zuo Xiaoduo only felt that his parents are two big encyclopedias, why do they know everything? Have seen everything?
"This thing is really rare, but it doesn't mean there is no one."
Zuo Changlu sighed in admiration, looked at the fossilized stone in his hand, and said: "But this thing is really a good thing, it can be described as a killer fetish!"
"How good is it? Specifically?" Zuo Xiaoduo asked humbly.
"Well, that's pretty good."
Zuo Changlu pushed the empty stone back: "If this thing is not intended to be a killer, then don't use it if you don't need it. Because using this thing is addictive."
"It is a good thing that everyone can love to solve the enemy silently, and it is a super good thing to kill more than one level."
"But this thing has one of the biggest shortcomings, that is, it is useless to enemies in the realm of flying above the sky. On the contrary, it will be difficult to cover its own flaws and omissions due to the dependence that it has cultivated for a long time, and it will die in a moment of leisure!"
"Think about it carefully, when you are used to opportunistic tricks? Used to get something for nothing? Used to leapfrog killing enemies... Then when you are promoted to the Profound Realm, this habit will be deeply rooted? Even if you know the danger ? But when I am used to how to do it... If at that time, kill the flying realm..."
"Then? He Yi sent his neck to the cutting edge of others."
"You must always remember one thing: martial arts? There is no shortcut! Martial arts? The more you go to a higher level, the more you need to return to the basics!"
"At the Fei Tian Jing, the empty stone, even if it can’t be said to be a waste rock? But at least it must have a level similar to the opponent's cultivation base? To play a little role. As for the higher realm...the empty stone is completely useless. Only cumbersome!"
"Your cultivation is still shallow now, and you still can't appreciate the atmosphere of the battle in that realm. Even if it is a superb method, at that time? It will be useless."
Zuo Changlu Chunchun taught: "You have to always remember one thing, that is... the so-called skill? It's just because the level of human power is not large enough, so I try my best? With limited power, do it. Things that can’t be done. That’s why you have the so-called skills! If your strength is large enough? Then any skills? It’s all a joke."
"Speaking of the most homely words, use all martial arts to learn moves, and all skills. Whether it is four or two strokes, or shifting in strength... When facing absolute power, it is a fart!"
"And when the average practitioner is promoted to the realm of flying, basically the so-called skills are nothing wrong! I understand what you know, and maybe I understand what you don’t. When you want to use skills Time is when you want to save some energy, or when your ambitions are the most vigorous; and this time, it is often the time to suffer a big loss."
Zuo Changlu smiled faintly: "If someone at the same level as me uses skills against me, maybe one second, he will not be able to survive."
Zuo Xiaoduo nodded seriously.
"I see, Dad, this empty stone, I will try to use it sparingly in the future."
He chuckled, and said, "Yu Moyan, that guy, seems to be in the attacking killer business... I'm this stuff, let's find a chance to sell it to him."
"Sell it to him?" Zuo Changlu smacked his lips: "It looks like I heard you say that Yu Moyan, the family seems to be quite poor. Can he buy this stuff?"
Zuo Xiaoduo raised his chin: "Dad, you are so narrow, he can't afford it, can't you still pay the IOU?"
"Then how much are you going to sell?" Zuo Changlu asked.
"One billion."
Zuo Xiaoduo said: "100 million high-grade star soul jade, this price is not too much, right? I don't have a big mouth open, right?"
"Cough cough cough..."
Zuo Changlu nearly suffocated in one breath.
100 million top-grade star soul jade!
You killed Yu Moyan.
With a dozen IOUs, won't your classmate Yu Moyan have to work for Zuo Xiaoduo for the rest of his life, even working to the level of the king of heaven, he may not be able to pay off his debts.
"Let's do it, you just have to know it." Zuo Changlu stopped talking.
He just wants his son to understand the harmfulness of the empty stone, it is enough.
As for Zuo Xiaoduo's handling of this stone, that is his own business.
Zuo Changlu said that he didn't care about it.
"This bead is really strange..." Zuo Changlu looked at the bead that Zuo Xiaoduo took out of the earthworm's body, and looked left and right. He was unexpectedly confused.
"It's really weird, I can't see through it."
Wu Yuting came over curiously: "You still can't see through what stuff?"
She knows who her husband is. If there is anything in this world that can't be seen through, it means that this thing is really too rare.
After taking this bead, Wu Yuting felt it, and couldn't help shaking her head again and again: "It's not a magical bead."
Left Long Road nodded.
"How did you get it?"
Zuo Xiaoduo said the process again.
"Earthworms? Can they grow infinitely after eating?"
Zuo Changlu really doesn’t understand: “As far as it looks, it doesn’t seem to have much effect, but I always feel that this thing will not be so simple. It should be noted that the earthworm itself is extremely weak and it is difficult to practice Taoism. Beads can actually transform earthworms into beings in another sense, and their effectiveness is absolutely extraordinary."
"You put it away first, and we will study it slowly later."
Zuo Changlu coughed. Although his face was calm, he was still a little bit silly.
My son was able to bring out things he didn't recognize. This...it really hurts my image as a magnificent father...
Why didn't Wu Yuting know the way of Zuo Changlu, she cast a teasing look at him, a flash of amusement flashed on her lips.
Left Long Road coughed.
"I'm going to take a bath, ready to go to bed."
He stood up and walked away...
Wu Yuting and Zuo Changlu went to bed early, leaving space for Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian.
The husband and wife are both coming here, so naturally they know that the young men and women who are just married are not enough to stay together alone.
Zuo Xiaonian sits on the two-seater sofa, watching TV casually, holding the remote control in his hand, looking very happy.
Zuo Xiaoduo was sitting on the solo sofa next to him, but he only felt itchy, bored and took out his mobile phone, only to see videos flying around in the class group.
It was the scene where Xiang Bing confessed.
Listening to Xiang Bing’s words: "I announce that we are a couple! You will be nice to me in the future, do you understand? You know?"
Zuo Xiaoduo almost couldn't help letting out a howling wolf.
I couldn't help my brows flying, I really didn't read this girl wrong, just pushed it...
"Then are you willing to...take me out for a meal and a drink?" Xiang Bing's words came out clearly.
"Ohhhhhh..." Zuo Xiaoduolang howled.
This girl, the execution is really strong!
Zuo Xiaonian's eyes floated over.
"The swelling has been confessed, I will show it to you." Zuo Xiaoduo was about to run over.
"I won't watch." Zuo Xiaonian pouted: "You sit there, don't come over!"
Zuo Xiaodu talked and sat down. This reason is not good...
But, even swelling...
But I still...
So I got more and more itchy, my **** bumped on the sofa, and muttered to myself: "This sofa spring seems to be broken... Why is it so panic..."
So he lifted his **** and was about to move to the big sofa.
Zuo Xiaonian raised his eyelids and snorted softly, but the threat was clear.
Zuo Xiaoduo sat down again, awkwardly pushing his ass: "It's really panic... It's so uncomfortable... Why is it so panic?"
While speaking, she peeked at Zuo Xiaonian.
Zuo Xiaonian seemed to watch TV attentively, completely ignoring someone.
So Zuo Xiaoduo raised his **** again...
Hey, Zuo Xiaonian didn't see it.
Zuo Xiaoduo moved slowly with his buttocks, and then... finally moved to the big sofa, his buttocks bumped, and he was overjoyed: "It's still comfortable here."
Zuo Xiaonian glanced at him blankly and turned to watch TV.
Zuo Xiaoduo's buttocks went up and down, happily said: "Comfortable, this sofa is really comfortable..."
Turning, turning to Zuo Xiaonian’s side, already had a little physical contact. Wow, it smells so soft...
"Huh!"
Zuo Xiaonian let out a cold snort, his eyes swept away like cold electricity.
"Comfortable, so comfortable..." Zuo Xiaoduo started to buckle his buttocks again if nothing had happened, and drew a little distance.
Then turn again, continue to turn, turn, turn over...
Later...
Zuo Xiaonian looked at Zuo Xiaoduo who was leaning on her with a speechless face.
I'm looking happy, and I'm not upset.
Furthermore, both hands are grabbing one of his own little hands, silly fun.
Just holding on so tightly, there is no other action.
Lean, clasp your hands, silly.
Zuo Xiaonian rolled his eyes and gasped, the remote control turned dark, and changed the channel.
On the screen~IndoMTL.com~ a sika deer popped out.
"Ah!"
Zuo Xiaoduo seemed to be taken aback, Hua Rong paled, and suddenly hugged Zuo Xiaonian's waist: "Ah, this sika deer is so terrible..."
Zuo Xiaonian was ashamed and annoyed.
You are such a cruel and murderous character, now I am ashamed to say that the sika deer is terrible...
"Release!"
"It's so terrible, so terrible...I am most afraid of sika deer..."
Zuo Xiaoduo trembled all over, holding Zuo Xiaonian softly and slender waist, not letting go, as if he was really scared, his face flushed.
"The sika deer is so fierce... 嘤嘤嘤... I am afraid of 嘤嘤嘤..."
"..."
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