The Urban Legends of Monsters: 1 day of coffee

A day of coffee

As a house cat living in a high-rise building, life can be boring sometimes. For example, today, it was raining heavily outside the window, which also announced that coffee could not go to the roof of the roof for a routine walk as usual. It sat on the balcony and watched the heavy rain bored, fiddling with the owner's potted plants with its paws, and yawning one by one. A bird sheltering from the rain flew under the eaves, which made the coffee excited for a while, and fluttered and patted across the window to provoke others, but unfortunately the bird had no intention of making fun of it, and immediately flew to the balcony next door.

"It's so boring..." Coffee began to yawn again, "I don't know if there is a good show, let's watch TV." Move the milk and cat food prepared by the owner before going out to the TV, and then drag yourself The mat, the coffee spread out comfortably, and pressed the switch of the TV remote.

Today is really destined to be a boring day, and there is not even anything to watch on TV. Coffee pressed all the channels several times, and finally had to watch the replay of the romance drama I watched with the host last night. "That guy is a pervert, don't go with him! Yes, yes, quickly catch up, beat him, beat him hard." Coffee showed his teeth and danced his claws while watching, and was very devoted to giving advice to the characters in the play. Seeing that the hero who went to rescue the heroine was about to be stabbed in the back by a cunning and sinister villain, and while Coffee was in a hurry, the barking of the stupid, stupid and uneducated poodle suddenly came from outside the door. . Coffee pricked up his ears and heard someone's footsteps coming upstairs. The footsteps lingered on the aisle after they came up, and the dog barking at the door kept barking. The footsteps moved to the door of the coffee house amid the barking of dogs, followed by the sound of a key opening the door.

"How could someone come at such a time? Don't you sound like your master?" Coffee muttered inwardly, hurriedly turning off the TV, putting the rice bowl and water dish cushion back in place, and lying on the sofa pretending to be innocent and cute cat shape.

The key rang for a while, the door was pushed open a crack, a pair of eyes first slipped into the room through the crack of the door a few times, then pushed the door, quickly dodged into the room, closed the door and looked at the situation in the room Come. The first thing he saw was a pair of eyes staring at him, the man was startled, and he was relieved when he looked closely: "It turned out to be a cat."

Coffee looked at him sideways and said, "Meow?"

The man saw clearly that it was a cat, so he calmed down and looked around the room, then started to open the drawers randomly, rummaged in the living room for a while, and then pushed open the bedroom door.

Coffee followed him around in confusion, not knowing what the man was doing. Usually the owner has repeatedly warned it: "Be polite to the guests, and let people see that coffee is a well-bred child." Therefore, coffee has always been well-behaved and cute in front of strangers, thinking that the owner is proud of it. Seeing the man who was looking through the cabinet looking at him, he was busy and called out sweetly with a cute gesture: "Meow." Unfortunately, his performance was not praised as usual, the man even ignored him and continued on the master. rummaging in the closet.

"A stinky human who doesn't know how to appreciate!" Coffee thought angrily. Usually, the guests who come here would pat it on the head and say "the kitten is so cute" or tickle it. Who is this person? Who is it? What is he looking for? Bewildered, Coffee jumped onto the bed and lay down, staring at the man's every move.

The man searched all the drawers, stuffed a pair of earrings and a few necklaces from the owner into his pocket, and started to work on the bed again, throwing pillows and bedding, and even waving coffee away to the ground. "Meow, meow, meow!" Coffee yelled at him angrily, this is his bed with the owner, why does this person do this. If it hadn't been for the owner's usual teachings to keep it sane, this nasty guy would have thrown a cat punch in the morning.

The man looked for it again, but got nothing, and cursed bitterly: "Poor! You are so **** good looking, why don't you make money by being a chicken! You are so poor, It made the uncle go all in vain!" He said these words to the photo of the master lying on the bed with coffee, and spit at the photo as he spoke.

Coffee only felt a rush of blood rushed to the top of his head. When he regained his senses, he found that the man was covering his face and screaming in pain, and he crouched opposite him, posing an offensive posture. Don't ask, the few fingerprints on that nasty, treacherous, ugly face must have been left by his "slim hands". Woo, I did something wrong again, Coffee groaned in my heart, since I learned this cat fist from those monsters, I have been very careful and never dared to show it in front of my master. If the master saw me using it like this She will be very sad if violence is used to solve problems, but she has always taught herself that ladies should not use violence to solve problems. God, I actually hit someone at home now, what can I do? The owner will be very angry when he comes back!

When the coffee was in a hurry, the man kicked it cursing in his mouth. The deeply annoyed coffee once again lost his rationality to the body's movements. Before the leg kicked it, it quickly hugged it. He grabbed the opponent's leg, "swish, swish" and climbed up, straight at the opponent's upper body, and then slammed down the opponent's chin. "Ow..." The man's scream and a series of ugly words echoed in the room again.

Coffee looked at the claw marks and tooth marks on the other's face, and bit his heart and his teeth. Anyway, he had already started. It showed a fierce look in its eyes, and walked up to the man who drew the dagger at the same time it came.

A person and a cat stand facing each other in the room, with their eyes facing each other, their feet slowly moving around the room, but their eyes are fixed on each other's eyes. In the sound of his breathing, Coffee couldn't help but jumped up first, and shouted: "Meow! (Translation: Cat's Claw! - Coffee's Cat Fist No. 1)" The man raised his knife and stabbed at Coffee at the same time. Go down, but Coffee's movements are much faster than him. Before the dagger can stab, it has already grabbed the opponent's hand heavily, and then nimbly jumped to the side.

The man didn't expect a cat to move so fast, and was stunned for a while. Coffee didn't give him a chance. The moment his body hit the ground, he bounced up again, and shouted again: "Meow! go down. Now that he has made up his mind to destroy the corpse, he must first turn the other party into a corpse. Coffee made up such an idea, and of course he used the most vicious tricks, but this time the man's hand also quickened, the dagger stabbed towards the coffee, and seeing that he was about to get on the dagger, the coffee was in a hurry, He stretched out his claws and put it on the man's other arm, dodging the knife like a swing at the moment. Its movements did not stop, immediately turned over, and shouted: "Woo meow! (Translation: cat kick - the third style of coffee's cat fist)" The hind legs slammed down the man's face, and the man panicked. Raising his hand to resist, this time it was kicking the hand holding the dagger, and the dagger fell to the ground.

The opponent had no weapon in his hand, so the highly skilled coffee would of course not be afraid of him any longer, and greeted the man with all his tricks. Under the storm-like attack of the coffee, the man who started screaming, grabbing things and smashing them at the coffee fell to the ground after a while, groaning with scars all over his body.

"Phew, it's finally resolved." Coffee let out a long sigh of relief and stretched a long, lazy waist. Recently, I haven't been out of the house. It's been a long time since I've been exercising so happily. It's really comfortable. But when it noticed the surrounding environment, it froze there: the house is in a mess now, because the man has turned over almost every drawer in the house, so most of the things in the drawers are outside or thrown on the ground , plus the fierce battle between one person and one cat just now, the things on the ground were stepped on in a mess. Moreover, in self-defense, that man once grabbed various things in the house and tried to resist to the end, so the vases, clocks, handicrafts, etc. that were originally displayed on the table are now appearing on the ground beyond recognition, and glass fragments are leisurely scattered all over Glittering all over the floor...

"Wow... woo meow meow..." Coffee screamed, "What should I do!" No, no matter what, it must be resolved before the owner returns!

What's in the drawer? Pack it all back! Broken craft? Hurry up with super glue, glass shards? Sweep it under the bed...Coffee was busy in the room, tidying up all kinds of things, hiding and hiding, until it seemed that everything was almost restored, and then returned to the man with a sigh of relief. What to do with this biggest piece of junk.

While it was busy, the man had also woken up several times, but he was discovered by coffee in time, and a minion knocked him unconscious again. This is the only culprit left to deal with, and actually ran to the house to make the master angry with me, hum...Coffee put all the blame on the other party, circling around the "huge" human body, thinking about such a big thing How to deal with it so as not to leave traces? Flushing down the toilet like the little fish you killed yourself last time? But this guy is too big to fit in the toilet. Stuff it at the bottom of the garbage bag like a broken vase for the owner to unknowingly take it out and throw it away? But this man is so big and as heavy as a pig, the owner must not be able to lift him? Coffee has thought of countless ideas, and sifted through all the means it used to cover up its faults in the past, but found that none of them were applicable to the current situation. What should I do now? Coffee hurriedly washed his face with his paws. In any case, the master has to get rid of him before he gets off work, otherwise he will be seen by the master, and all the other "good things" he has done will be exposed, what should I do? How to do? Coffee pulled his hairballs and turned his eyes on the window. correct! As soon as its eyes lit up, it came to its heart: if it was thrown out of the window, it would be over! Yesterday, I heard from the man opposite the door that the car parked downstairs was smashed by something thrown from upstairs, and because there were too many occupants upstairs, I couldn't find anyone who lost it. That's it, put him out of the window. Throw it out, who can prove that our family threw it out?

After making up his mind, Coffee opened the window first, and then rolled the man straight to the window. The biggest question now is how to get this person onto the windowsill? Coffee suddenly understood the truth that the owner said, "people can explode with power several times greater than usual in a desperate situation." Even if it's a cat in a hurry, it can drag a person onto the chair first, and then start from the chair. Drag up the table under the window.

After a lot of hard work, I finally got here. This time it was almost enough to go to the windowsill. The coffee was panting and lay down to take a breath. I thought that the next step would be to push him out and it would be all right, Master When you come back, you won't know that you have done bad things, and you won't be angry with yourself.

The man "lucky" woke up the moment he was about to be pushed out of the window by the coffee. After seeing where he was, he let out a piercing scream, and in front of him was dozens of meters above the ground. , half of his body is already hanging out of the window, and he may fall and break his brain at any time. He screamed loudly, clutching the window sash with both hands.

Why did you wake up again? It must have been too light a few blows just now. The coffee hits his head with a claw, and then pushes him out hard. Only then did the man understand that the cat was trying to push himself out of the window. "Help! Help!" The man no longer cared about his identity and cried out for help. It's just that no one passed by at this time, and he deliberately chose the building with the fewest people in the community, so even though he shouted loudly, no one appeared to save him, under the addition of coffee's minions. Little by little, he was pushed out, and in the end he was holding the window sill with both hands, and his body was hanging out of the window, screaming and screaming, and it was at stake. And Coffee spun around and bit his fingers, trying to get him to let go and fall. If it wasn't for Coffee's worry that he would be taken down by him if he stood too far out, this man would have been taken down by it long ago.

"Meow, meow (go down, go down)." Seeing that man endured the pain, he didn't let go. Coffee changed his strategy and swiped his tail across the man's face. This kind of itchy and hairy The feeling was worse than being bitten. The man sneezed several times in a row, and the danger of falling down became more and more serious.

"Meow?" Coffee suddenly pricked up his ears. There were footsteps in the corridor again, and this time the footsteps were very familiar. Could it be... the sound of keys hitting the door, followed by the sound of opening the door, and the sound of high heels hitting the ground.

Master... How did the master come back? Didn't the master always go out in the morning for a day, and didn't come back until after get off work in the evening? Why did you come back just after noon today? Usually, if the master comes back early, that is the happiest thing for coffee, but today, how much coffee hopes the master will not come back first.

"Help, help..." The man shouted while pulling his throat when he heard someone coming in. The cry for help alarmed the owner of the coffee. She rushed into the house quickly, and screamed loudly after seeing everything in front of her.

It's over...Coffee lowered his head sullenly, just one step away, one step away from dropping that guy. This time it was all discovered by the owner. Woohoo, it's over, the master will definitely be very angry, he will definitely...

The owner of the coffee rushed to the phone by the bed and dialed: "110? I want to call the police, there is a thief in my house! Come on, he is hanging from the window and is about to fall! What? You want me to pull him first. Come up? I'm a woman, what should I do if I pull him up and take care of me? Come on, he'll really fall if you don't come!"

A few minutes later, the sirens blared, and several police officers rushed upstairs, dragged the exhausted man hanging out of the window first, then asked the coffee owner a few questions, and then held the handcuffed man up. man is gone. The owner nervously checked the room, and the broken vase hidden in the coffee, the sticky cups and the like were all found naturally.

Coffee has been in a trance since seeing the owner's return, and didn't notice the surrounding things at all. Now seeing that same item appearing in the owner's hands, it couldn't stop muttering to itself: "The owner is angry, the owner found out Now! What should I do? What should I do?" Hearing the master sigh from time to time, from time to time he shouted angrily: "Damn, I'm so **** off! You actually broke my vase, I want you to apologize to me with death!" So angry, the coffee is not dare to come out from under the table. After a long time, after hearing that there was no movement in the room, Coffee quietly lowered his head from the table to watch. I saw the master sitting on the sofa with his head down, looking sad.

Master, are you so angry? The coffee carefully moved to the master's feet, gently rubbed the master's feet with his head, raised his body and licked the master's hand: "Meow, meow... (Master, don't be angry, I know I'm wrong, hit me) ..."

"Coffee..." The owner picked up the coffee and refreshed, "Look, I almost forgot something important." She tapped her head with her hand. The owner held the coffee in his hands and looked at it repeatedly: "Come on, let me see if the coffee is beautiful, um, spray a little more perfume, where's the coffee bow? I'll put it on for you... Okay!" The owner arranged the coffee For a moment, I mentioned a cage and put the coffee in it. Coffee struggled hard not to be put in the cage, but the owner got it in anyway. The owner covered the cage with a cloth so that the coffee could not see the outside scene, and went out with the coffee.

The coffee fluttered in the cage, meowing and begging, but the owner would not let it out. The owner also takes coffee out to play when he is free, but he never wants to put the coffee in the cage. What happened today? Could it be that she was so angry that she wanted to put herself in a cage and throw it away? Coffee sat down all of a sudden, tears could not stop flowing: "Wuwuwu, master doesn't want me anymore..."

The coffee was constantly thumping along the way, and when the owner stopped the car and took it out of the cage, the owner helped it tidy up before going out. The owner hurriedly took out his own comb to comb its hair, straightened its bow, and sprayed some perfume again. After a while, he walked to the building in front of the coffee holding the coffee, and instructed the coffee: "Coffee, you must stay for a while. Keep your eyes open and look carefully, don't be fooled by playboys. Be sure to find the most handsome and best boyfriend!"

Is the host going on a date with her boyfriend? The coffee was dazed by the strong perfume smell.

The owner walked into the building with the coffee in his arms. In addition to the human voice, all kinds of cat meows were introduced into the coffee's ears. "Meow?" Coffee, who had been huddled in the owner's arms, stretched out his head and looked around curiously. After looking around, it finally figured out that there are many men and women around in a coffee shop. The most special thing is that everyone has a cat. There are the most cats of different colors, accounting for about half of them. There are also two black cats that look like the monster black ice, a bald cat with almost no long hair, and a cat with short hair like a carpet... …Coffee looks around, dazzled.

"Hello." The host greeted and sat down at the nearest table, "This is our coffee, it's a girl. Is your baby a boy?"

Coffee was looking at the fat woman, guessing how heavy she was, why didn't the slender-looking chair be crushed by her? It was thinking wildly, but it felt that there was a certain gaze staring at it, and when it turned its head, it saw a snow-white big Persian cat, looking at itself with two big green and blue eyes. How can you look at a lady like that? Is that just the look of a satyr!

"Meow?" Coffee shouted in protest, and immediately jumped into the owner's arms and hid.

"Isn't it all about famous cats? Why did you bring such a mongrel cat!" A sharp voice floated from above, and the coffee was stroking the hands of the white cat. Looking up, I saw a piece of red lips and white teeth that was constantly opening and closing, still saying: "Our baby is a famous purebred cat, how can such a mongrel be matched with it? I don't agree with the baby having a baby with this cat!" The fat woman chattered with dissatisfaction on her face. But the cat in her hand was very interested in coffee and struggled to get close to it.

"Meow woo woo... (what do you want?)" Coffee yelled threateningly at it.

"Baby, don't associate with this bastard." The fat woman ordered her cat.

"How can you say that about my coffee." The owner said displeasedly, "Although it is not a famous cat, it is so beautiful, cute and well-behaved. You see, your baby likes it very much."

"My baby will like it? It's the self-righteousness of the inferior." The fat woman squeezed out such a sentence from the gap between her teeth.

The owner of the coffee heard the fat woman's words, picked up the coffee angrily, and walked to another table. The young woman here happened to be carrying a black-haired and white-clawed cat with exactly the same length as Hei Bing. Out of curiosity, Coffee broke free from the owner's hand and jumped onto the table, looking at the cat carefully. It really looks very similar, it is almost buckled out of a mold, if it is not as smart as black ice (actually, it is because ordinary cats do not have the demonic spirit of black ice, and there is no wisdom beyond animal intelligence in their eyes), coffee Maybe the wrong cat.

"Hey, are you Hei Bing's brother?" Coffee leaned over and asked, "You are also a monster, aren't you?"

"What are you doing!" the woman yelled, raised her hand and swept the coffee to the ground, and after protecting her cat in her arms, she shouted, "You **** cat dares to seduce my prince! Go away, go away , you are not worthy to be the bride of our prince."

How could coffee be willing to suffer such a loss? He immediately jumped back to the table and slapped the woman. The owner, who knows its character, immediately blocked it and the woman was not injured. The owner didn't wait for the woman to get angry, and fled the old table with the coffee. Coffee was still arrogant to the woman.

Coffee followed the owner through the party, and vaguely understood that the owner didn't want to abandon it, but came here to introduce her boyfriend. Although it doesn't want a boyfriend, but it understands that it has avoided the fate of being abandoned, it can't help but start to be dishonest again. Provoking cats at every table the owner takes him to, either because he's not a "special breed" or because he bullies his cat and drives him away within minutes.

The owner was holding the coffee, watching that there were many cats around who had found their other half and were snuggling together sweetly, and couldn't help feeling anxious. Coffee, this beautiful, smart, cute, obedient...is better than most of the cats here, why didn't there be a suitable object for it. They have "talked" to almost all the tomcats on the spot, and the owners of the coffee angrily think that most of the tomcats will huddle or hide when they see the coffee approaching. Cat, even this attitude towards coffee, the cat beauty. And a few brave cats (actually blinded by the appearance of a cup of coffee, too slow to notice the demonic aura on it) are very interested in coffee, but their owners do not allow them to see such a mongrel cat , always drive the coffee away.

I don't believe that coffee is so beautiful and generous that no cat is a suitable object for it. Owners continue to work hard, asking every cat owner who doesn't find a mate to see if their cat is a Tomcat.

"You can stop walking around holding that mongrel cat." A cat owner who couldn't bear it finally said.

As soon as he took the lead, the others also joined in, "Yes, your cat is not only a bastard, but also ugly and rude, no cat will like it, you take it away Well."

"That's right, so as not to spoil our baby."

"That kind of cat is here too, tsk tsk..."

"It's just..."

"How can you say that! My coffee is not a famous cat, but can't you see how beautiful and smart it is? How can you say that!" The owner of the coffee retorted loudly to the accusing voice .

"We are here for a blind date only for famous cats, in order not to let our babies mix with that kind of inferior cats. Your cat doesn't have a pedigree certificate, right? Then it didn't participate in this time at all. The power of gatherings, how did you get in?"

"What kind of cat is owned by the owner, and he wants to get involved with us, so let's go back and change a cat first."

"That is, cats are ignorant, mainly because people are not good."

"Let her take out the invitation card and take a look? She is not the one who was invited, is she?"

"The doorman is also, she is allowed to sneak in by anyone..."

"It's ignorant that a mutt cat can join our circle."

“…”

Are you criticizing me? Coffee shouted at those people, but the owner's hand was getting tighter and tighter. Coffee barked for a while, and seeing that those people stopped talking, with the joy of victory, he barked a few times to those cats, but suddenly felt a few drops of hot and humid liquid falling on his head.

Coffee hurriedly raised his head and was surprised to find that the owner was sniffing his nose in grievance, and tears were falling in large drops. "Meow." Coffee jumped up and put his head on the master, licked the master's hand with his tongue, and tried to comfort her. "Coffee..." The owner pressed the coffee tightly into his arms again, "You are so understanding, so beautiful, so smart, so sensible, so well-behaved... Why can't they see that you are the best cat in the world? , they all look down on you! I'm so unwilling! Woohoo..."

"Master..." Coffee put his head on the owner's neck and felt that his eyes were also wet. The owner was bullied by those stupid cats and their owners for himself. It was all for himself... No, it was those cats and Humans are not good, dare to bully the master, I want revenge! I want them to know how good cats are!

"What are you pretending to be pitiful for here, let's take your trash cat and go." Seeing this woman crying, many cat owners stopped talking. After all, it's not honorable for a group of people to get together to bully a woman things, but some people continue to talk reluctantly.

"How dare you bully the master!" Coffee burst into anger, jumped out of the master's arms, lowered his body to face the people and the cat, and made a threatening "whoosh" in his throat.

"Look at that cat, it doesn't look like a tutor, it's exactly the same as its owner! Ah..." The woman who said this stopped her speech with a shriek, and then Coffee turned her head and bit her cat, scrambling and crawling under the table. "Meow meow woo woo... (How dare you cry your master's anger, watch me teach you a lesson!)" After coffee issued the gauntlet to the room full of people and cats, he rushed towards them.

The entire hall fell into chaos as people shouted cats meowing. I saw the coffee flying up and down among the humans and cats, rushing from the left to the right, and a set of cat fists displayed in a hearty manner. Under its claws, both humans and cats were powerless to fight back, and they were bitten by its claws. hurt. Tables and chairs were overturned, cups and plates were flying around, and there were cries of pain and cries for help. Many people took their beloved cats and ran away.

The owner of the coffee stared at everything in front of her in stunned eyes. After she came back to her senses, she hurriedly called: "Coffee, come back! Come back!" The man who was holding the stool about to smash it bit his fingers and bleeds, and then ran back to the master quickly, rubbing her hand as if he was doing his best: "Miaomiao, meow... (Master, I defeated them all, hurry up. Praise me!)"

"Coffee! You bad boy!" The owner yelled angrily, grabbed the coffee, and fled before the injured people surrounded him, leaving behind countless moaning people and cats...

"Coffee, you have done such a bad thing, so there is no food to eat tonight! There is no milk to drink! You are not allowed to sleep on the chuang!" Then he threw it on the sofa, and pointed its nose to say the punishment.

"Meow Meow Meow (I didn't do anything bad, I did it to help the master)!"

"Don't talk back," the host said solemnly.

Today, she deliberately took a leave of absence to accompany the coffee to go on a blind date. In the end, she ended up with such a result, which made her very angry. Coffee has bitten so many people all at once, what should I do if it is taken away as a mad cat? Maybe the injured will be brought to court. But the coffee is really good, so many people and cats together are not its opponents, it is simply... The owner suddenly came back to his senses, took the smile on his face back to his face, and faced the staring at his own. Coffee, whose face was approaching, glared at him, walked back to the bedroom and closed the door heavily. Coffee rushed to the door and scratched with his claws, crying loudly: "Meow woo woo... (Master, I don't dare anymore, don't throw me out)"

Since the day it was picked up by the owner, the coffee has been sleeping in the owner's bed next to the owner's arm every day. Although it has no memory of what happened when it was born, the cold outside world is deeply branded in its subconscious, and as long as it falls asleep alone at night, it will have an illusion of being abandoned. It doesn't want to sleep in the living room by itself, it wants to go to the master's bed, it wants to sleep in the master's arms... woo woo woo, the master doesn't check and abandon me... Coffee grabs the door hard, if I don't remember Lin Rui, "the master found himself Hex will throw himself away" warning, it opened the door with magic and rushed in.

The door suddenly opened, and the master appeared at the door.

Master, you forgive me! Coffee greeted me excitedly. But the owner ignored it and went to the phone that kept ringing. Coffee took the opportunity to get into the room and arched his head under the quilt, screaming contentedly. The quilt is still comfortable, it doesn't go out anyway.

I heard the owner answering the phone: "Yes, I called the police at noon... I am a thief... Is that right, my cat beat him up like that? Really?... No, no, no , Coffee is indeed a cat, it is guaranteed not to be a tiger or a leopard, can you ask the zoo to check it out...? I see, I'll be there on time tomorrow... well, thank you officer, goodbye."

The coffee under the quilt stretched out his ears to eavesdrop, and secretly cried out in his heart: what happened in the morning, what should I do? The owner was already angry, and with this incident, she would definitely drive me into the living room.

The voice of the master approaching was getting closer and closer, and the coffee was shaking nervously. It felt the quilt on its head being lifted all of a sudden, and it hurriedly closed its eyes and waited for the master to get angry.

"Coffee...you're amazing!" the owner shouted excitedly, picking up the coffee and holding it up high, "Coffee, thanks to you, the thief at home couldn't succeed. The police just now I called and said that he had already recruited. He was bitten by you when he came to our house to steal something, right? The coffee is so good, even the thief keeps calling you a cat demon!”

"Meow Meow Meow! (What a cat demon! Who is a cat demon!)"

"Coffee is the smartest, most powerful, and the cutest cat in the world. I like coffee the most!" He said and kissed the coffee a few times, forgetting all his anger towards them. net.

"Meow Meow Meow... (Of course, I'm the best cat in the world, of course, needless to say)"

"Our coffee beat thieves. I want to tell all my friends that coffee is the best cat in the world. Well, those purebred cats don't deserve you." News, coffee crawled onto her lap and curled into a hairball. After two battles today, I'm a little tired. Coffee slowly fell asleep under the gentle touch of the owner...