The Urban Legends of Monsters: Excerpts from Huo’er’s Diary

Excerpts from Huo'er's Diary

September 1st sunny (starting to write a diary)

Fox finally has a holiday today, we don't have to go to school every day, we can have a good time. Who knew that I asked him to catch people to eat, but he said he wanted to do homework, and the teacher asked him to keep a diary. I was very angry because he said that good children keep diaries. I've decided, I'm going to write too, because I'm the best kid.

After going to the store for a long time to choose, there are so many kinds of books that my eyes are confused, and finally I had to get back the only one that was not burned. Okay, I'm going to write a diary.

The fox said that a diary is to record what happened every day, so today is like this: the meat porridge I ate for breakfast today, the meat was a little less, and it was less than half of the rice. I protested to Rose.

I ate fried whole chicken at noon, fried monster meat with bamboo shoots, braised pork, roasted whole pig and a lot of unpalatable vegetarian dishes. The people I hunted last night didn't come to the table. just use.

Liu Di ate more human meat buns than I did at night. Damn, he dared to fight back when he beat him. So I burned the TV and had to go to the mall to watch the last episode of the cartoon.

I had a little less supper, just a pot of sweet and sour pork loin and a bucket of ice cream. The fox ate half of it, but I have a big heart and don't feel bad, really.

I finished my diary today.

September 2 was sunny for a while, then cloudy, then sunny again, now cloudy again, and it started to rain

Show the fox my diary, and he laughs at me that I only write about food! I won't write about food today.

He got up too early in the morning, so he fell asleep while basking in the sun on his head. The lunch was delayed by 20 minutes, and his stomach was shriveled, so he ate a little more. She didn’t sleep in the afternoon, and she wanted to move around after eating, so Rose said that life is about sports, so she asked me to help her carry things. I moved as much as a mountain and saw her asking the human for money - I felt like I was being fooled.

I'm not going to work with Ying tonight, I'm going to sleep. Hurry up and finish the diary, I'm going to bed.

It rained heavily on September 3

I was in a bad mood, because the fox actually said that the diary I wrote was eating and sleeping, so I decided to beat the dog to vent my anger. However, Liu Di was with Ying. I went to the suburbs with them. When they fought, I ate three monsters—I still think it tastes best when I roast it, but Rose must not know this. But Ying was injured, so he was still in a bad mood. It was because the dog was not good. When he tried to hit him again, he slipped away and was in a bad mood! I'm furious! After writing my diary, I'm going to the street to fight the first monster I see! !

Today's diary is over.

Supplement: The first person I met when I went out was Rose, who came back from selling vegetables, the second I met Nan Yu, who came to see Zhou Ying, and the third I met Fox... The plan changed, and I changed the diary too.

September 4 is still raining nasty

I was going to stop the rain, but the shadow wouldn't let me, and Rose asked me to dry her laundry, so I decided to run away from home. Fortunately, Nan Yu is the best, she helped me keep the monsters to eat, and also helped me tell stories-she smells particularly good on a rainy day, so I played at her house for a day.

Came back at night to find that the fox went to his grandma's house today. He didn't come to see the diary I wrote, so I secretly read the diary he wrote, hahahaha, I laughed so hard, he clearly called ghosts to do homework, but he wrote in the diary that he did his homework seriously, Obviously he asked Rose to help him wash the sheets, but he wrote that he helped his mother with the housework. It turns out that his own diary of a good boy is a lie, and I want to go to his grandmother's house to laugh at him.

September 6th half sunny but not overcast

The fox quarreled with me, saying that peeking at other people's diaries is a violation of other people's privacy rights and a violation of the law. He wanted me to apologize to him. I ignored him, but he kept arguing, so I reluctantly apologized to him. I think I'm really tolerant and loyal, but he was caught by my tail. If he doesn't agree to buy me a hundred chickens, I'll go around and say that he wrote a diary and deceived people.

The fox stole the chicken and baked it for me. It was originally something he gave me, but he looked at me, and I couldn't eat it myself, so I asked him to eat it together - and he ate it better than me. With two more chicken claws, the fox is a greedy cat! !

September 7th sunny

The sky is finally clear, it is really comfortable to bask in the sun, and I slept in the park all day.

September 8 is sunny

Today I went to the countryside to play with the fox. He has been chasing the hare and refused to accompany me to see the nine babies that Liu Gou said. I really want to see if the nine-headed worms are delicious. But since I ate most of the hares, I forgive him.

When I got home, I saw Ying reading my diary. He is violating my privacy, I want to protest! I have to fight hard against this disrespectful paternalism. For the sake of my own healthy growth, I must not allow this to happen. After my hard work, Ying agreed to buy me ten sets of cartoons, twenty storybooks, and thirty game discs as my spiritual compensation.

I watch VCDs at night and don't go to work with the film.

September 10, sunny

The game was playing at a critical moment, and Rose suddenly asked me why I didn't write a diary today, which caused me to be rehabilitated by PK~IndoMTL.com~ I finished writing the diary, and I'm going to take revenge!

I don't know if I didn't go out on September 11

I'm playing a game.

In addition, the diary was deliberately placed where Yingchang was sitting. He didn't read it, and Rose didn't touch it. I was so pissed! I wanted them to buy me booster packs!

September 12 sunny

Play games in the morning, eat at noon, and play games at night.

September 14 whatever

Play games in the morning, eat at noon, and play games at night.

September 15 whatever

Play games in the morning, eat at noon, and play games at night.

September 16 whatever

Play games in the morning, eat at noon, and play games at night.

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(Besides the diary: Rose: "Huo'er, why haven't I seen you write a diary these days? I'll say you must be hot for three minutes!"

"Who said that, my diary will be written to next month!"

"Don't eat so fast, as soon as you speak, you will spray everywhere! - The diary has been written in advance!"

"It's the same anyway. What's the difference between making a note and planning ahead! I'm full, so I'm going to finish what I wrote in my diary!")

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