The Urban Legends of Monsters: Mountain Journey (2)

"So the place where the gods live is like this... oh, yes, yes..."

"There's no need to look around, you're going to be here to see the door of three hundred years anyway."

"Don't be too busy talking..."

Liu Di followed Tai Feng all the way, and the scene in front of him became more and more bizarre. All kinds of trees that have never been seen before are either towering into the clouds, or less than human knees, growing in a patchwork, some with beautiful flowers, some with fragrant fruits, all kinds of rare birds and beasts nostalgic among them, Not afraid of people at all—in fact, thinking about it seriously, if Liu Di had a conflict with them, it wasn’t certain which side he needed to be afraid of. There were many huge stones scattered among the soft grass just below the instep on the ground. Each stone had potholes of different sizes, which contained liquids of different colors, and various tree fruits were soaked in them. Seeing this, Liu Di understood where the faint aroma of wine he smelled when he walked in came from.

Liu Di looked around, and from time to time, he touched here and there with his hands and feet, dipped his fingers into each stone "wine jar", and then put it into his mouth to taste the taste. If you feel the taste is right, take the utensils out of your pocket and put them away. At the same time, I picked a lot of each kind from the fruit-bearing trees I saw along the way, and stuffed them into my pockets while eating. If those animals with beautiful feathers or gorgeous fur passed by him, they would be brutally killed by him, either to have a feather ripped off or to have the hair off their ears plucked by him. These animals all glared at him. If Tai Feng hadn't walked by his side, these exotic beasts and birds would have swarmed up long ago, and taught this ignorant earth wolf a lesson.

Liu Di brought his greed, shamelessness, shamelessness and other virtues into full play at this rare moment when he entered the courtyard of the gods, and almost like a whirlwind, he took away the things he passed by. Take it all. When he met Tai Feng's reproachful gaze, he would say cheekily: "It's rare to see such delicious food, don't you mind if I pick a little more? Of course a generous **** like you wouldn't mind. You have here. If you don’t eat it, you can become an immortal immediately? If there is, please introduce it! I will also try it.”

Tai Feng shook his head, too lazy to get angry with him, and simply turned a blind eye to his behavior.

Gradually approached Tai Feng's residence. It was a very simple house in the splendid woods. It was neither a palace nor a bar full of wine that Liu Di hoped, but only a few There are tall stone houses standing there, neither in style nor in decoration. The residence of a god-like man like Taifeng was not guarded by gods and soldiers in full armor. Instead, there were many figures coming in and out, and it was as lively as a market.

Liu Di took a closer look. There were gods, monsters, and humans among them. They don't look like Tai Feng's servants or servants. Not only do they dress very casually: open-chested, long-jacketed, wrapped in animal skins, long skirts... It's really strange.

As soon as they saw Tai Feng coming back, these men and women greeted them from a distance. The leader was a big man with a red face. With a bird's beak, his voice was not only clear and sweet, but also very fast: "Sir, you are back, The house has been cleaned, the food has been prepared, the trees have been trimmed, the library has been trimmed, the wine jar has been washed and the wine in it has been drained, so we are leaving." He finished without punctuation and waved. He waved his hand and called a large group of companions to swarm out, and they disappeared after a while.

Tai Feng shouted behind him like thunder: "You little **** are stealing my wine again! Don't you know how to save some for me!"

Liu Dipu sneered and said, "Your wine has been drank? Then there's no need to compare, so you should be considered a loser? Come, take us to the Green Mountain." After speaking, he turned towards the room. Looking around, the expression on his face clearly showed that he regretted not being able to go to the residence of God to loot.

Tai Feng grabbed the collar of Liu Di who was about to turn around and said, "Want to slip away? No way! Do you think I'll put the party in a place and wait for them to steal it? There are still three caves for Jiujin, Wang Wang, Open the door!" The last sentence was not addressed to Liu, but to the two doors of the house decorated with bronze animal heads.

A majestic golden lion appeared in the air, he shook his big furry head, and the door of the house slowly opened, revealing a spacious living room - as a golden lion, it seems to be called Wang Wang. Dissatisfied with the lion, he wagged his tail and sighed, and was about to return to the place where he was lying when he suddenly saw Liu Di. Wang Wang's eyes lit up, and he rushed over excitedly and wagged his tail, "Have you finally found a new watchdog? Then can I go?"

"I think beauty, he wants to show me the back door!"

"You dream, I won't lose to you to help you watch the door!"

——Tai Feng and Liu Di said at the same time.

Ah Wang shook his head in disappointment. He didn't even have the patience to listen to what they had to say. He slammed the door shut, almost pinning Tai Feng under the door. He ran to a corner and fell asleep.

"Have you suffered from being my watchdog? Originally it was just an ordinary lion chased by an enemy, but now his mana has grown, his appearance has become more beautiful, his enemy has gone, and his drinking has grown. You're happy!" Tai Feng couldn't understand the lion's dissatisfaction, kicking him and muttering.

"But am I still like a lion?" Wang said angrily, "Have you ever seen a lion with long horns? Have you ever seen a lion with a fox's tail?"

Liu Di now also feels that this lion is really different. Not only is it strange in appearance, but even his breath blows towards him, giving people a heavy sense of oppression. It is worthy of being the guardian lion of the gods, but it is different.

"How will I meet people in the future... woo... I can't marry..."

It turned out to be a lioness! Liu Di understood why she was crying. Looking at the fluffy mane and the huge head, it looked like a mighty lion from the outside.

"This is so much prettier than you used to be! It doesn't matter if you can't get married. When I win this bet, I will marry you to my backdoor watchdog!" Tai Feng said in a big way, "I will give you He has dragon horns that are prettier than yours."

Ah Wang turned around and turned his **** towards him.

"Hmph, he's always like this, that's why I want to change a watchdog," Tai Feng said to Liu.

Liu Di shrugged: "I think he's pretty good, what else do you want."

Tai Feng looked him up and down, the meaning was obvious, he really wanted a black earth wolf to be a watchdog, of course, after installing dragon horns and wings.

Rose and Huo'er stood on the hillside and found that they couldn't leave this place. No matter which direction they went, a golden light curtain would suddenly rise and bounce them back to their original place. That kind of power was very soft, whether it was the power that Rose walked straight forward or the power that Huo’er slammed into the head, when they were sent back, they were so soft, as if they were afraid of hurting them.

Rose anxiously paced the ten-foot square, feeling more and more upset. And Huo'er couldn't bear it any longer, and desperately rammed back and forth in this cage. But its anger is of no use here. It's like throwing stones into the water with all its strength, but it can't even stir up ripples, making its anger more and more uncontrollable. Crash.

Rose was walking in circles when suddenly a flame fell on her shoulders, making her jump up in fright. She looked up and found Huo'er's crazy behavior.

"Huo'er, what are you doing? Stop it! Stop it!" Rose cried out in fright, a feeling of extreme annoyance spreading in her heart. It was Zhou Ying who entrusted Huo'er to herself with the most serious attitude, not to Liu Di, but to herself, but she didn't do it, she just cared about her depression and anxiety, but didn't care. fire. Just because it is a powerful must, I ignore it is still a child.

I have been relying on Liu Di's wisdom and Huo'er's strength along the way, and I haven't even done what I should do. Zhou Ying didn't have excessive expectations. From the beginning, he made up his mind to re-cultivation through his own efforts. He didn't have much hope for the illusory elixir. He didn't tell himself to get the elixir, but to take care of it. Good fire, but I didn't do it myself.

"Huo'er, come here quickly!" Rose took a lot of effort to coax Huo'er down, hugged it tightly in her arms and said to it, "Huo'er, you don't need to be angry for such a thing. He's a god, he wants to lock us up, it's only natural that we can't get out, he's a god."

Huo'er smacked her lips and didn't speak. Because Zhou Ying was determined to achieve a positive result, he also portrayed the images of gods, demons and immortals more than once in his heart, but Tai Feng was almost the same as the monsters he had seen. It knows that the opponent is stronger than it, but it doesn't feel the need to be submissive - if it can't beat it, it will use despicable means. This is common sense knowledge. But he didn't expect that he could not even destroy the prison set up by the other party. It was full of unwillingness, but it was helpless, and angrily shouted: "What's so great about immortals, Ying will also become an immortal in the future! When Ying becomes an immortal, I will let him know how amazing it is!" It has never been like this before. The feeling of powerlessness, so it is more like a child who needs the protection of the elders.

"Yes, one day Yingying will also become a fairy in the future, so now we have to help him recover his mana, we have to help him do what we have to do!" Rose said while flapping its wings.

"We have to help him bring the elixir back." Huo'er nodded: "I'm going to help Ying find the elixir, and then I'll break the cage open!" After that, she jumped up.

"No, Huo'er, that's useless." Rose quickly stopped it. "We have to think of a way, we can't use strong means, we can use our brains, we can't use magic, we just think of other ways!" He stood up and looked around carefully. Huo'er stood there for a while, then flew up and said to himself: "I want to prove that I am smarter than that fairy! Just wait and see!"

"Hey, the two of you, can you hear me!" A figure appeared on the hillside from afar, shouting at Rose and Huo'er in the prison, while raising something in his hand.

"Food!" Huo'er cheered and rushed over there, only to bump his head against the rising light curtain.

"Master Taifeng asked me to deliver food to you!" The beak monster happily handed in all kinds of food in his hand. This light curtain prevented Huo'er and the others from going out, but it didn't interfere with passing things in from the outside. "Don't worry, adults won't treat you like that. He is a man with a knife mouth and a tofu heart - although he looks scary, he has a good heart." The bird-billed monster comforted them with kindness.

"Excuse me, how is the wolf who was taken away by the Great God now?" Rose asked politely, finding that the monster was very talkative.

"That black earth wolf." The bird-billed monster said with great dissatisfaction, "I don't know where he is? The Great God actually liked him and wanted to choose him as a watchdog. I'm no better than him, faithful and honest..." It seemed that this monster was very jealous of that watchdog's job, and was jealous of Liu Dizheng.

Anyone willing to be their watchdog? Even if the object is Shen Gui'er, it is difficult to understand, but when the beak monster turned around, he heard him muttering: "Alas... If I were a watchdog, then the whole cellar of fine wine would be available to me to taste. . . . . . . those fine wines..."

It turns out that this is the reason, Rose really admires these drunkards, and can do anything just to drink.

The monster with the bird's beak did not live up to the shape of his mouth at all. During the meal between Rose and Huo'er, his mouth was not closed, and he kept talking. Fortunately, his voice was as sweet as Music, Rose and Huo'er can be considered to endure. Basically, Rose already understands why Tai Feng refused this active monster to serve as a watchdog—not to mention that for the safety of the wine, just considering the mental endurance of the guests who came to the door, he couldn’t stay. Such a long-winded gatekeeper monster. However, due to this beak monster's talkativeness, Gui'er had a better understanding of Tai Feng.

According to the native monster, Tai Feng is an easy-going and amiable **** (not including when he is drunk and crazy), who likes to drink, make friends, grow flowers and fruits, make wine, or travel around to visit friends . Whether he treats little monsters, gods, or even ordinary mortals, he has never put on the air of gods in front of them. No matter who he treats, Tai Feng always treats him with the same attitude, so in the mountainous area where there are many gods and people, and even the capital under the emperor , Heshan has become a place called Taoyuan, and many monsters and gods have moved here to live next to this easy-going and amiable god. According to the beak monster, it is: I would rather be the watchdog of Taifeng than the guest of Xunchi.

The beak monster has been comforting Rose, wanting her to rest assured that Tai Feng is just frightening them and will not really give them any punishment.

Gui'er felt a little more relaxed. It seems that Liu Di should have known about this long ago, so he insisted on advancing from Heshan. He deliberately stole Taifeng's wine, and deliberately provoked Taifeng to make a bet with him. These were all planned by Liu Dao, who seemed to be arrogant. Have a drink with the gods? It seems that he really gave up for Zhou Ying. But what if he loses and is really left here as a watchdog?

Gui'er doesn't know how Taifeng's drinking capacity is, but she knows that although Liu Di claims to be the invincible drinker in Lixin City, he can't even drink Quan Xian'er (Quan Xian'er is a merman, and all liquids After the object reaches her body, it will be decomposed into ordinary water, and the same is true of drinking), if Liu Di is here as a watchdog, it may not be a bad thing for him, and he can be a **** like Tai Feng. The watchdog, for a monster with strength like Liu Di, it is like finding a ladder to ascend to the sky in one step. Haven't you heard of a person who attains the Tao and ascends to the heaven? The watchdog of the gods may not be able to become gods, but the possibility of attaining Taoism and becoming an immortal. Still big, right? But what should I do with Huo'er in that case? What should I do with Zhou Ying?

Rose was at a loss. Without Liu Di's leadership, she and Huo'er wouldn't even know how to get back. It turned out that although she kept saying that she wanted to help Zhou Ying find the elixir, she actually pinned all her hopes on Liu Di. Now that Liu Di was taken away by the gods, she immediately lost her backbone.

Rose doesn't even know when the beak monster left.

She is sitting there holding Huo'er in a daze. Only a carefree child like Huo'er can sleep when she is full. Her current mood is like a mess, and she can't understand it... /

Liu Di was sitting there, his whole body was shaking, and the glass in his hand was constantly shaking, but although the full wine inside fluctuated violently with his movements, there was not a drop of it. Splashed on the outside of the glass, whenever Liu Di's movements were about to spill the wine, there would be an invisible barrier blocking them back into the glass.

"You're dying... just admit defeat..." Tai Feng said shaking his head. His face was even redder than before, and his tail was swaying triumphantly behind him, apparently thinking that he was winning.

Liu Di ignored him and held the glass for a long time. He finally found his mouth, poured the wine into it, and waved the empty glass at him in a demonstration.

"How dare you drink it!" Tai Feng began to admire this earth wolf. When the two of them drank the forty jars, the earth wolf seemed to have staggered and could not stand still. Who knew that he had insisted on drinking more than a dozen jars, and he would still not fall down.

Liu Di patted his chest: "Who wouldn't dare to drink it! If you're afraid... then... surrender immediately... don't kill..."

Tai Feng's answer was to savagely poured a full glass of wine into his glass.

Without hesitation, Liu Di poured the same amount of wine into Taifeng's glass, and said with a big tongue, "Come again!" He raised his glass and drank it all.

Tai Feng asked casually while drinking the wine in his hand: "I don't think you are so annoying as a puppy, why do you want to come to me?"

"NO, NO, NO," Liu Di dangled a finger in front of him, "I'm not plotting against you, I'm making a bet with you. If I lose, I'll have to pay the price."

"Hmph, is it a price to be my watchdog? How many monsters are begging me not to!" Tai Feng was very disdainful of Liu Di's ignorance.

"I know, I know..." Liu Di lost his mind for a moment when he was half-drunk and half-awake. If it hadn't happened back then, he would have been at ease now... alas... that's the same as what he is now What's the difference in life? Anyway, I have never regretted it... "Isn't being your watchdog means you can become an immortal earlier, I don't care..."

"So that's how it is..." Tai Feng looked at Liu Di's mana a little distractedly, and then he understood, "You almost became an immortal, but you're willing to disperse your mana, what's the use of it? ?"

Liu Di gave him a white look: "I'm glad you can handle it."

"Since I once did not hesitate to disperse the mana that was about to become an immortal, why are you now coveting Wuluo's new elixir? I regret it? Want to make up for the mana? It's too late, tell you, that kind of elixir gang No, you can only re-cultivate slowly in this situation, and it takes ten times or twenty times the original effort to not necessarily reach that level again. But... if you sit on my watchdog obediently... "..." It seemed that Tai Feng was very coveted by the rare pure black earth wolf, and began to lure him with promises of benefits.

"You have something wrong with your ears! Didn't I say that looking for the elixir is for friends!" Liu Di leaned over and shouted in Tai Feng's ear, his mouth full of wine stinking and spitting out, which made the gods man Unable to bear, he turned his head away.

"You obviously need to restore your mana more than anyone else, how could you come all the way to find elixir for others?"

Liu Di shook the cup in his hand and said, "Didn't I say, my mana is what I am willing to use to save people, and I don't want anything to be fruitful, it doesn't matter if it recovers or not. My friend But it's not the same... He is a dead brain, a wooden man with one intestine. From the beginning to the end, the word 'become an immortal' has been in his mind! This time he lost his mana, and he can't even change into a human form. Do you think his world is not? I’m about to collapse. I’m really loyal, a friend like me (hereafter omitting tens of thousands of words for boasting)... A good friend like me, where can I find it!”

Tai Feng sneered: "Anyway, if you lose a drink, you will still be a watchdog for me, hum hum hum..." Said this slap and slapped the empty wine jar on the table, waved his hand, I don't know where another jar full of fine wine flew over, raised the jar and poured the wine: "Drink again!"

At this moment, there was a loud bang in the distance, followed by a second sound, a third sound... From a distance, it sounded like the sound of firecrackers.

Liu Di said vaguely: "You, do you have a wedding party here? Is the bride beautiful...hehehe..."

Tai Feng raised the ground to stand up and looked outside. After a while, he said, "That's not setting off firecrackers... It seems that Bi Fang is forcibly breaking the formation."

Liu Di was startled, and Jiu woke up most of the time. Huo'er is arrogant enough, but Liu Di really didn't expect it to be arrogant enough to fight against the gods. When he left Lixin City, Zhou Ying solemnly entrusted Huo'er and Gui'er to himself. He had been careful and careful along the way, but he still failed to stop this little ancestor from causing trouble. Not to mention that it is an underage Bifang, it is an adult big Bifang, and it cannot be the opponent of the gods. Maybe Taifeng didn't use all his magic power in the "cage" that besieged it and Rose, so it dared to act rashly. But... Liu Di felt that he was in a hurry and his mind went blank. When he stood up in a hurry, he suddenly felt that his stomach was overturned, and he threw up while holding Tai Feng's shoulder.

Tai Feng threw him into the corner with a raised hand, and then frowned at the colorful sky like fireworks in the distance: "That little thing can really break my formation? "While talking to himself, I only heard a loud bang, followed by a fire, and then there was silence in that direction.

Gui'er sits with a fire in her arms. Under the moonlight, the jade of various colors shines with charming brilliance, making the people in it feel like they are in a fairyland (in fact, this is the place where the gods live, and it is not wrong to say that it is a fairyland ). However, Gui'er turned a blind eye to all of this. She was full of thoughts, but she couldn't find any clues. She only felt that her mind seemed to have overturned a pot of mush, which was messy and sticky. Could it be that he is so useless, that he can't do anything without Liu Di's ideas by his side?

"Okay!" Huo'er shouted, and Rose jumped down.

"What are you doing!"

Huo'er jumped up from her knees and moved her body like she was doing radio gymnastics, shouting "one two three four, two two three four, three two three four..." Claw squat?), chest expansion (wings?), neck movement. After the warm-up, he said to Rose: "Okay, let's go."

"Where are you going?" Rose looked at Huo'er, thinking it wasn't sleepy.

"Of course I'm going to smash that cage, I'm ready!" Huo'er clenched his wings into fists and said fiercely, "I want him to know that Huo'er is not so easy to shut up. !”

"Let's wait for Liu Di." Gui'er was reluctant to say "You can't open the cage of the gods" to hurt Huo'er's confidence, so she took out Liu Di as a shield.

"Wait for that useless dead dog. I've been preparing for half the night, and now I'm going to smash it!"

"Ready? Haven't you been sleeping?"

"Who slept! Can I fall asleep during such a stressful period - I slept for a while." Huo'er kept rubbing a series of sparks with her wings in order to show that she was full of energy.

Rose doesn't know what spell Huo'er has prepared. He has never seen Huo'er cast a spell before and it takes time to prepare. It's an important sign that it's quicker with its hands than with its mouth. What will it do this time? What exactly does a must-have spell look like? To be honest, Rose is a little curious, after all, she has never seen Huo’er using spells other than burning, roasting, burning, and roasting (collision, scratching, pecking, etc. are hand-to-hand tactics, not within the scope of spells). ).

Huo'er rarely uses spells in the true sense. The real reason is that under its coddled appearance, it is actually very self-aware. It is very clear that its strength is not enough to handle it with ease. Those spells in the bottom of my heart, rather than being unable to move for a few days after they are cast, it is better to honestly fight with their opponents. But this time, I can only rely on myself. That idiot Liu Di has already been taken away as a watchdog, and Gui'er's mana is low and scary. In fact, Zhou Ying solemnly entrusted Huo’er to Liu Di and Gui’er respectively, and solemnly entrusted Gui’er to Huo’er and Liu Di respectively, and Liu Di… he seems to have forgotten about Liu Di), You must protect her well, and in the future, you will have the capital to force her to cook more delicious food and do housework without obeying her orders.

"Maybe we should use a more powerful spell, but forget it, let's use a simpler one..." Huo'er muttered to himself, "Gui'er avoid it, this spell is It's amazing, it's the first time I use it, so I can't guarantee that the heat will be just right."

Before he could finish speaking, Rose quickly hid behind a big rock. Any of Huo'er's usual moves had the characteristic of indiscriminate attack, not to mention that this time it was from his own mouth. Saying the word "dangerous", in Rose's ears, the terrifying level naturally more than doubled.

Huo'er flew into the air, closed her eyes, and slowly began to recite an ancient language. Gui'er can tell that it is the script used in the ancient times, when the gods and demons were still living together with humans. Since the human world was isolated from other circles, this kind of script has gradually been lost in the human world, and even Gui'er has I don't understand what it is, and I really don't know how Huo'er, a child who grew up in the human world, learned the spell in this language.

And it's not Bifang's innate spell! Although Rose's mana is low, she still knows that the abilities and spells that the Bifangs have accumulated with age and mana should not be displayed in such a lost language. Looking back, what Huo'er and Zhou Ying know, how much ability they have, Gui'er doesn't understand at all, maybe their teacher (Zhou Wei) taught it? She thought so in her heart.

With Huo'er's chanting, the flames on its body began to transform into the most scorching colors, and it circulated quickly around it, as if its body had grown bigger. The chanting of the incantation stopped, and it suddenly opened its eyes and shouted: "Fuck it, break it for me!"

Rose only felt that the temperature around her suddenly rose to an unacceptable height, and then a series of thunder seemed to ring in her ears, roaring and exploding one after another. This kind of sound shook her soul almost flying out of her body. I don't know how long it took, when Rose felt that she was about to faint from this terrible sound, all the sounds suddenly disappeared.

When the wind blew across the river and a gentle sound of waves came into Rose's ears, she couldn't tell where she was for a while...

"It's full of foul language. Zhou Ying will not teach you that. It must have come from TV. When you go back, I will ask Zhou Ying to ban you from watching TV!" Gui'er rode on a huge monster. , with the shaky rhythm to ask Huo'er in his arms.

This monster was sent by Taifeng to pick up (escort) them. Gui'er was already exhausted by Huo'er's actions, and regardless of the monster's original intention, he just wanted to follow it, without any hesitation. He politely climbed onto the opponent's back. This monster is also simple and honest, sighing and letting her use herself as a means of transportation. Rose can't forget Huo'er's last rude words in the spell casting, because Huo'er, who had collapsed due to excessive use of mana, just woke up and faced her nagging.

"That's not what I'm talking about, that spell is like that!" Huo'er said angrily. He saved her, but he didn't even have a word of gratitude, and even came to pick on his powerful spell, "The last sentence of that spell is to recite such a spell, I didn't say that on purpose!" Huo'er considers himself a very educated person. How dare you take the charge of swearing, child.

"Really..." Rose was skeptical. How can there be such a strange spell, isn't the person who taught it taught it on purpose? In this way, Huo'er and Zhou Ying were taught by the same teacher. Gui'er imagined that when Zhou Ying cast a spell one day, he might also use such a "spell", and felt a hair on his body.

Huo'er closed his eyes and said nothing. He had never been so tired before. Although the spell is powerful, it still uses its own wings, claws, and mouth.

Rose gently stroked the feathers that were on fire. Its temperature had never been so low, and it seemed that she was really exhausted.

Tai Feng looked at Bi Fang in front of him, and turned around for Rose, who was holding Huo'er. The growing hostility in his eyes made Rose shudder. Tai Feng muttered to himself: "How could this be... why is this... Is it because of that... or because of that... or..."

Liu Di shook his head with his hands and said, "What are you talking about tongue twisters? It's this little rascal who broke your cage, beat it up, don't care if it's a child, beat it up..."

"You said so, can I still beat it!" Tai Feng roared at the sly wolf, "Tell me, where did you get this bad boy?"

"Where did you get it from? It's my friend's son." Liu Di deliberately concealed the fact that he was "adopted son", hoping that Tai Feng would think he had a friend who was bound to him.

"Hmph, nonsense, it's obviously..." Tai Feng wanted to say something, but closed his mouth in time.

"Why should I lie to you? He is my friend's son, but an adopted son, hehehe..."

Tai Feng seems to be lost in thought.

He seemed to pay special attention to Huo'er, staring at it while thinking. After a long while, he sighed: "Forget it, keep drinking, if you win, I will help you once, and if you lose, take this little thing and go far—if you can stay in the human world for the rest of your life, then Even better. Well, if I give you a few more jars of good wine, can you ask its adoptive father to beat it hard when you go back?" Tai Feng made such a suggestion from between his teeth.

Gui'er whispered to Liu: "He must have suffered a great loss from Bifang before."

Liu Di nodded solemnly.

After starting the competition again, Tai Feng seemed absent-minded and didn't know what to think. After a while, he would remind Liu Di: You can't do it anymore, let's surrender. Liu Di was dismissive of his obvious bravado, which simply showed that he was no longer good enough, and he was trying to scare people by trying to be strong from outside. One more drink, he won't be able to do it, one more drink and he will definitely fall down, another one... Liu Di drank the wine one after another with such thoughts in mind, until Tai Feng was reluctant to spoil his good wine like this again. , ordered someone to get a few jars of inferior wine and put it in front of Liu Di.

Gui'er was originally waiting in the room until Huo'er woke up, but listening to Huo'er's snoring, she was worried about Liu Di's gambling game, and finally couldn't sit any longer. It wasn't easy to see Huo'er rubbing her eyes and screaming for hunger, so she immediately rushed forward with Huo'er by the neck. When she came to the hall, she found that Liu Di was still drinking. It's just that his body has slid under the chair, and it looks like he can't stand up anymore. The cup in his hand poured the wine from the wine jar he held in his arms and poured it into his mouth. He still couldn't forget that he had a drink, so he had to watch Tai Feng have a drink too. Fortunately, Tai Feng was a **** and didn't plan to play tricks with a monster, otherwise Liu Di would not be able to see even if there was no wine in the other party's glass because of Liu Di's drunken eyes.

Tai Feng should have drank as much wine as Liu Di, but his appearance is still very good, that is, his face is a little red, his tongue is a little bigger when he speaks, and there is no difference at all. Liu Di, who has become like mud, is a world of difference. In such a situation, even Rose could see who was about to lose.

"Liu Di, if you really can't drink any more, just admit defeat." Gui'er cautiously persuaded Liu Di. Although she knew that Liu Di did this for Zhou Ying's sake, but from the look of it, she knew that it was impossible for him to win Taifeng, and if he drank it again, there would be no result other than hurting himself.

Huo'er also rummaged through the bottles and jars to see if there was anything to eat, and interrupted, "That's right, you idiot can't do it at all, so obediently admit defeat! Find elixir for Ying. Wrap it up with me, you can stay here as a watchdog, hahahaha..." The success of the previous spell made his self-confidence extremely inflated, and he had an aura that he didn't care about everything.

Liu Di stood up crookedly, raised his hand to slap the table, but his head was too bad, he almost knocked himself over, he was embarrassed to stand on the table, and said with the unpleasant smell of alcohol in his mouth. : "You, understand, understand, what do you understand... Do you know where it is, the capital under the emperor, then, is that a place where little monsters like us can get close? Yes, yes, we dare to approach Where is it? You, you think, that the gods and people are so good-natured, approachable, and unpretentious like this stupid big guy (Tai Feng is about to hit his hand and let it go), you know, do you know, we, A few, if a few really go to the Green Mountains so recklessly, there will be no bones left."

"So he has to lie to me for help no matter what, do you understand?" Tai Feng said while sitting on the side with his fingers clasped at the table.

Only then did Gui'er understand Liu Di's painstaking efforts. She looked at Liu Di and didn't know what to say for a while, and then hesitantly said, "But, but how can you win? He is a god. "

"You didn't see that I was going to win!" Liu Di said arrogantly.

No matter how Rose looks at it, he feels that he may fall down at any time and be unable to get up, and it has nothing to do with the imminent victory.

Tai Feng carried a wine jar and put it on the table: "It seems that you really consumed me today. If you drink it again, I will not believe that you will admit defeat!"

"Wait a minute!" Rose suddenly held down the wine jar, "I'll drink with you."

"What?"

"What?"

Gui'er's pale face turned to Tai Feng, who was staring at him. The pressure of being stared at by a **** at such a close distance was indescribable. I really didn't know that Liu Di was always on purpose How could he bear to provoke Tai Feng? "I, I'm coming to drink with you... This is not Liu Di's business alone."

Tai Feng pointed to Liu Di and then to Gui'er: "You two drink with me? You want two people to bully one of me, right?"

"You are a god, but you are drinking like a monster, you are obviously bullying him!" Gui'er gathered up her courage and said.

Tai Feng looked at Liu Di, who was about to die, and said with schadenfreude: "But he wants to, hum, I still feel distressed after drinking so much good wine from me. But there is such a good gatekeeper. Dog, it's worth it, hehehe..."

"In short, Zhou Ying's business is all of our business, not Liu Di's responsibility alone. I want to drink with you!" Gui'er said firmly, and found a glass on the table by herself, when she reached a full glass of wine .

"Gui'er..." Huo'er has been flying around the house, messing with Taifeng's things, but there is wine or wine in this house, and I can't find anything to eat, so I have to take it A packet of medicinal herbs is eaten like fried beans. I don't know why Tai Feng has always tolerated (or deliberately ignored) its existence, without even taking a glance at it. As if it suddenly flew over now, Tai Feng immediately looked elsewhere. "You want to drink with this big tail? But don't you know how to drink at all?" Huo'er looked at the wine glass in Gui'er's hand curiously.

"Who says I can't drink anymore, I'll drink it for you." Rose picked up the wine glass and poured it into her mouth with a death-like expression, and the next second was a violent cough, helping He pounded his chest hard against the table.

Huo'er proudly announced: "Look, I said you can't drink bars."

Gui'er coughed, looking angrily at Liu Di and Tai Feng clinking glasses again, and then drank a large glass of wine: You can't win even if you drink to death! She thought angrily in her heart.

Now the fire has been churning in the house enough. Although the package of medicinal herbs is a little less, the taste can still satisfy him, and other houses can't get in because of Taifeng's "stingy", so he gave up After trying hard to find something to eat, they finally became interested in Liu Di and the others who were drinking during the competition. Leaning on the table, he jumped between the wine bottles, jars, and jars, and asked curiously, "Did you drink all of these?"

"Hahahaha... You, you saw it... I, I will, I will... win..." Liu Di laughed wantonly.

Huo'er jumped away to avoid his clapping hand: "I think you're about to lose! Idiot! He claims to be the best drinker, if only Quan'er came first, she can drink better than you. More."

"Quan is a water demon first, and the liquid that enters their body will automatically turn into clear water. Even if you drink poison for her, it will be the same, let alone alcohol - have you ever seen someone who drinks water and gets drunk? At most Drink to death!" Tai Feng shook the glass and said, "I have a suggestion, how about you compare with me? I really want to drink with you." He squeezed these words out of his teeth with a smile. The words of meaning made people shudder when they heard it. It was clearly a challenge to Huo'er with a malicious attitude, and the intention to make Huo'er suffer a little bit was very explicit.

Gui'er hurriedly came over, Huo'er hugged back to her arms: Is the painful memory that Bifang left for Taifeng so unforgettable in the past? So that he always wanted to bully a child like Huo'er?

"Aren't you good at drinking? How about you, come and compare with me?" Tai Feng poked Huo'er's belly with his finger, "If you beat me, I'll grab one for you. How about the elixir?"

Huo'er pouted: "Don't you know that minors can't drink?"

Tai Feng stood there with his mouth wide open: "Minors? You? You still care about this? No...you, who would dare not let you drink." He was more surprised that Huo'er didn't drink. The child's imagination is almost incoherent talking.

Huo'er squinted at him and said, "Of course I'm the most obedient and the best child! Even my father said that! Why, do you have an opinion!" It wasn't that Zhou Ying didn't let him drink, It's just that it doesn't like the taste of wine, so it doesn't drink it, but of course it won't let go of the chance to be named a good boy.

"Hahahahaha..." Tai Feng suddenly burst out laughing wildly, lying on the table with a posture that he almost fell to the ground and rolling, knocking the bottles and jars ping-pong, "Hahahahaha... Hahahaha..."

Gui'er looked at the strange behavior of this goddess in a puzzled way, and even Liu Di, who was almost drunk, tried his best to look at him.

Tai Feng slapped the table and clapped his legs and laughed for a long time before he stopped laughing. Just when he looked up and saw Huo'er, he couldn't help falling down and laughing again, while beating the table hard with his fists.

"What the **** are you laughing at! Am I that funny!" Huo'er's self-esteem was greatly hurt, and he jumped on his head and stomped on him and shouted.

"You are an obedient and good boy! Hahahaha... You are a good boy, and you are still obedient... Hahahaha..." Tai Feng seemed to know Huo'er's behavior very well, and kept mumbling these two sentences.

"I'm so **** off!" Huo'er couldn't bear it any longer, and regardless of the identity of the other party, he opened his mouth and pecked at Tai Feng's head. Tai Feng raised his hand and pushed its mouth away, stopped laughing and panted, "You are a good boy, you are a good boy! Oh, so good!" Then he reached out and stroked Huo'er's head for a few moments. Down.

Huo'er was going to be mad, and was about to throw it out desperately, but Tai Feng's next sentence made it stop. "Earth Wolf, you don't have to drink anymore, I admit defeat. For the sake of this good boy, I lose to you." Tai Feng picked up the glass and drank the wine inside, and said leisurely.

Liu Di stood up staggeringly, looked at him and asked, "Really?"

Tai Feng rolled his eyelids: "Do I sound like someone who doesn't count?"

Just as Liu Di was about to say something, his body swayed a few times. He opened his mouth and started to vomit. He threw up, his body was slanted, and he fell to the ground and didn't move. Seeing the filth all over his body, Rose felt moved in her heart. She squatted down with a rag to wipe the dirt on his face, and asked Taifeng, "Are you really going to help us?"

Tai Feng said: "It's a pity that I don't have the kind of elixir you want. It will take at least 50 years to refine it for you now, and most of you can't wait. It seems that I can only help you plan for that fierce woman in Wuluo. I have an idea. But as I said, I can't help you to **** it by myself. After all, it is the capital under the emperor, and I am not bold enough. But I can help you come up with ideas so that you can get what you want. things.”

Huo'er waved her wings and said, "So you're afraid of that woman."

Tai Feng was furious: "Who would be afraid of her, it's not because..." His eyes fixed on the fire again, and his eyes began to sparkle, and even the auspicious light on his body became much brighter. .

"You, what do you want to do..." Gui'er hurriedly shielded Huo'er behind her.

"The more I think about it, the more I feel that you came to your door today. If I don't beat you, I'll feel sorry for myself. I don't want to sleep and drink in the future... Bifang, always helping that evil neighbor to bully me, and today it will fall into my hands, hehehehehe..." He grabbed Huo'er into his hands. Judging from his expression, it seemed that he was about to give Huo'er a violent beating.

"You dare to bully me, I, I..." Huo'er didn't look scared at all, instead, her eyes kept rolling, struggling to plan for revenge, "Wait until the shadow becomes a fairy in the future... No, When I grow up and have the ability, I will give you a hard lesson and burn all your wine!"

Gui Er hears it and even stimulates Tai Feng, so she hurries up to cover his mouth. Who knew that Tai Feng looked at Huo'er thoughtfully. For some reason, he really let go of Huo'er. Maybe he still didn't bother to care about a child after all? It was impossible for Bei Huo'er to be really frightened.

Tai Feng sat down again and drank cup after cup of wine. He had been drinking with Liu Di for a long time, and he really didn't know how he could still drink it.

Liu Di was unconscious on the ground, Tai Feng was drinking to himself again, and Gui Er looked at Huo Er who was bored asleep in his arms~IndoMTL.com~ simply put it on the table and started Tidy up the house. Wiping the table, sweeping the floor and tidying up the bottles, Rose did all this neatly. Doing housework has always been one of her favorite things. Once she starts to do it, she naturally feels that the surrounding area is not clean, and everything needs to be well organized. Get a rag and broom to wipe here, sweep there, and yell at Tai Feng from time to time: "It's in the way! Raise your feet! Raise your hands! Get out!"

Since I left Lixin City, I haven't done housework for a long time. It's good for my mood to do it once. Rose started to hum a song before she knew it, and her hands and feet became lighter.

"Little girl..." Tai Feng suddenly said, "After you go back, it's best not to leave the world with this Bifang."

"What?"

"It's better to stay in the human world. If you keep wandering around, something big will happen one day..."

Gui'er thought the same thing, Huo'er's temperament even dares not to be in the eyes of the gods. It has no rivals in the human world. It's easy to handle. If something happens, you will suffer a big loss. Tai Feng, this goddess, has a really good heart. Although he hates Bifang very much, it is still a kind reminder. Gui'er admired and thanked Tai Feng very much in her heart, and bowed respectfully to him to show that she knew.

Tai Feng opened his mouth and wanted to say something, but he just poured a large glass of wine in his mouth, and then waved to Gui'er: "I have a special room for entertaining guests here, you can take it to rest. Rest, I'm upset when I see it... This earth wolf won't wake up for a while..."