The Urban Legends of Monsters: Mountains (1)

Far away in the mountains

The evening breeze blew the quiet mountain forest, birds of all colors circling in the sky with beautiful chirping, and the golden light of the setting sun poured on their backs. They threw themselves into every corner of the forest, as if in It's like bringing the last sunlight of the day into the depths of the forest. The residents here are always willing to provide them with some food on the windowsill of each house, so they are not in a hurry to return to their nests, but are wandering in the woods, ready to enjoy some delicious food before dark. But a commotion disrupted their plan to fall, and the frightened birds flew into the sky one after another, chirping in the direction of the commotion.

The two people who ran in tandem didn't care whether they caused trouble to others or not, they were chasing between them shouting in the woods.

Chasing behind was a tall and handsome man, waving a machete while chasing and shouting: "Stop! You can't run away! Obediently stop and die!" The shout was full of the voice of the owner determination and anger. And not far in front of him, the black earth wolf running in front of Juechen turned back and made faces from time to time, giving the pursuers even greater excitement: "Didn't you just seduce your wife? We haven't been on chuang yet, you are excited What a force!"

"Stop, I'm going to tear you apart!"

"Idiot, why should I listen to you! It's almost the same as asking your wife to tell me!"

"You whore, stop for me..."

The two monsters were running and chasing through the woods one after the other. The wolf in front of him was extremely shameless, and he actually talked about his seduction of other people's wives and shouted, and within two quarters of an hour, the residents in the woods knew that the orangutan who likes to play with flowers the most. This time he was actually seduced by someone else to his wife.

All kinds of discussions came as the crowd gathered to watch the fun. In such a quiet place, the husband who caught the adulterer had a big fight with the adulterer, which was a big news. What's more, it's a real demon performance on the spot, how can you not let everyone hear the news and be as excited as a festival. Some winged races even flew up and down, busy observing the expressions, tone, and movements of the two parties from all angles, and then reporting to the surrounding onlookers as if they were broadcasting live.

As everyone watched, the orangutan finally couldn't hold his face, and he swung his gleaming golden-ring machete like a wheel toward the earth wolf. The distance between the earth wolf and him was shortened by the length of the knife. Seeing that the big sword was about to look at the earth wolf's head, who knew that the earth wolf was short and rushed out all the way. He seems to have been hiding his true speed all the time, deliberately playing with the orangutan in circles, but now he suddenly accelerates, the big knife not only slashes in the air, but the orangutan uses too much force and causes him to stagger.

"I can't even touch the hair on my tail... la la la... I can't even touch the hair on my tail..." The Earth Wolf waved to the audience, singing an ugly little song, Slowed down and continued to take the orangutan around in circles. The orangutan roared so loudly that he wanted to chop him up, but unfortunately, as he sang, he didn't even touch a single hair on his tail.

The orangutan has been carried away with anger, but the monsters and humans who are watching the fun all see that something is wrong. This earth wolf is clearly trying to make fun of the orangutan. Otherwise, with his strength, he should have been able to After knocking the orangutan to the ground, looking at his shameless energy, it seems unlikely that he was merciful because he had seduced other people's wives. There must be other hidden secrets in it, so this liveliness is even more beautiful! Among the onlookers, the tiger clasped the rabbit's shoulder, and the zombie patted the human's arm, exclaiming excitedly.

On weekdays, the residents of this mountain forest get along very well, so the life is just plain and simple. The biggest disputes in the past few years have been the quarrel between the husband and wife of a certain family, and the family of such a family is not enough to beat the bad son. There is a good show with real swords and real guns being staged today. Naturally, everyone is following behind to watch the excitement, and they are even more concerned about the development of the situation than the parties involved.

The ground wolf led the orangutan to run for a while, and in the chasing and shouting, he was getting farther and farther from their starting point. At this time, he suddenly stopped his steps and stretched out with the full-body guarded orangutan behind him and said: "Okay, let's go here, I can't run anymore, find a place to sleep and go to Luo..."

"It's not that easy to leave, eat me!" The orangutan roared and rushed up. He hated this wolf who came to his house to seduce his wife while he was out on a date with a woman. 's wife.

Earth Wolf moved his neck and wrists and said with a smile: "I don't have any objections if you want to fight, but you can look back and see?"

"Do you want to tune the tiger away from the mountain? Do you think I will take you like this!" The orangutan growled viciously, not taking the earth wolf's kind reminder seriously at all. But some of the people watching the lively around couldn't stand their curiosity. After the earth wolf finished speaking, they looked back, and when they saw it, they immediately shouted: "It's not good! It's on fire! Orangutan, it's your house. It's on fire!" At this time, the shouts from the forest began to come: "Fight the fire, it's on fire! Everyone, be careful, this is not an ordinary fire, but a flame caused by a spirit beast. Use magic to extinguish it, don't use anything to fight it!"

"Fighting fires, fighting fires, gathering water spells quickly..."

"The fire is put out, the fire is put out, everyone comes out to put out the fire..."

"Boom blah blah..." Someone even started beating the gong.

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The orangutan's face turned pale immediately. His wife and children were still at home. Did he escape safely from such a fire? Where is the spirit beast that caused the fire? Did anyone hurt? Although his temperament is liu, he still loves his wife and children very much. At this point, he could no longer care about his grudges with the earth wolf, and ran back with the knife. When the onlookers saw that the fire was really burning, they could no longer stand by and follow the orangutan away. Some of them had already guessed that the fire must be caused by the wolves, and couldn't help but stop their steps and glared at him: the orangutan usually likes to play with flowers, but he taught a little lesson and everyone was happy to see it. But it was too much to set fire to other people's houses after seducing their wives. With the fire, the entire forest may suffer. This outsider is so arrogant that the villagers can't just ignore it.

Several people stood in a semi-encircling angle facing the ground wolf, and slowly walked towards him.

"Earth Wolf, seduce women from good families and set fire to other people's houses. This is too much!"

"That's right, before you put out a fire, you didn't think about whether all the living beings in this forest would die or lose their shelter in the fire you set?"

"Young people, do things with due diligence, don't you think you're going too far?"

The folk customs of this place are really simple and honest. When dealing with scoundrels like the earth wolf, I still have to be reasonable first, but unfortunately this unscrupulous earth wolf does not listen to this. Did I set the fire? It's not good to be wronged like this with red mouth and white teeth."

"Who else but you? Didn't you just ask him to look behind you and stop chasing you? How could you know what happened behind you if you didn't set the fire?"

"Don't you know that I have back eyes?" Earth Wolf said with a surprised look.

"The wolves have back eyes? You lie to the ghost!"

"How do you know if you haven't seen it! But I won't let a half-old man like you look at my body. If you have a daughter of a good age, I can consider it, hehehe..."

A few monsters were shivered by the eloquent and thick-skinned earth wolf. Just when they decided to end the period of salute before soldier and enter the next procedure, the earth wolf suddenly restrained his smile and bowed deeply to them: "No. I'm so sorry, I've caused so much trouble to everyone, I'll leave now, hehehehe..." After speaking, he actually disappeared in place. Several monsters were stunned, waiting for them to react: "He escaped and ran away!", they had lost the opportunity to catch up. After all, if they wanted to compete with the Earth Wolf, the monsters present were not as good as anyone else. Arrogant thinks he can win. The monsters looked at each other, shook their heads, and hurried to join the firefighting procession.

Not long after the monsters left, the earth wolf emerged from the ground again and said lazily: "I just went to his house to steal something, why did you even burn down other people's houses? It's not as good as ours here. At home, there may be hidden dragons and crouching tigers everywhere, if the trouble is too much, be careful that we will be the unlucky ones.”

"It's not a fire yet. If you can't find it, you will be in a hurry. It will burn before I can stop the fire!" A gorgeous mountain ghost came out of the woods, holding one still unwillingly in his hand. Bifang who flapped his wings: "Let go of me, burn all, rob all, kill all..." It was very excited and was shouting.

"Shut up! Go back and tell Zhou Ying that you didn't listen to me, and almost burned me to death!" Shan Gui shouted to Bifang in a tone that didn't match her appearance at all.

"Why should I be obedient! You have been abusing me all the way, so I have to go back and file a complaint! I want to file a complaint!"

Earth Wolf stepped forward and flicked on its head: "Do you still want to help Zhou Ying!" After hearing this, Bi Fang miraculously calmed down, snorted and flew up to the tree by himself .

The earth wolf turned to the mountain ghost and asked, "How is it, did you find what she wanted?"

"I found it, but half of it was burned." The mountain ghost girl with some strange clothes took out an envelope with a burnt black around it from her pocket and handed it to the earth wolf, pouting, "It's not like this. Do you know if she still admits it?"

Earth Wolf smiled: "As long as she doesn't have this thing in the hands of the gorilla, I think she will destroy the body immediately when she takes it back. Do you think she will take it back as a souvenir collection? Beauty, you Think I'm right?" He turned his last words into the woods.

In a dark corner of the woods, a woman wrapped in a black robe walked out, stood ten paces away from the earth wolf, and without a word held out a white hand.

The earth wolf blew on the half-scorched letter in his hand, and the envelope fluttered towards the other party, but when it was about to reach the other party's palm, it fell down like it suddenly became heavy, and it fell. at the woman's feet. Earth Wolf smiled and asked, "Beauty, is this the letter? I declare that I never read it, but it's really a pity to give up the opportunity to read such a wonderful letter, hehehe..."

The woman knew that he deliberately didn't deliver the letter to her hands, but she couldn't care less about being angry with him. She leaned over to pick up the letter. When she opened it, her hands trembled slightly. After reading the contents of the letter, She let out a slight breath and said in a slightly trembling tone, "Yes, it is."

"Then..." The Earth Wolf hooked his finger at her.

Although the woman made an unfair deal with them, she didn't want to break the contract when she got something out of the way. She took out something from her bosom and put it on the ground beside her feet. The letter instantly turned to fly ash. She opened her palm and let the ashes fly away in the wind. She let out a long sigh, thinking about the past ashes in her heart, whether it was sadness or helplessness. She never looked at Liu Di and the others again, and walked in slowly. into the darkness.

The earth wolf grabbed the air, and the thing on the ground fell into his hand. He raised his hand to the mountain ghost and said, "Look, she really destroyed her corpse and wiped out the traces. The thing is in hand, let's go. Huo'er is like this. Once it's noisy, I can't stay in this place anymore. It's a pity that the residents here are so hospitable, I originally wanted to get some food here to eat on the road."

"I want to eat! Braised pork! Fried meat! Meatballs!" After finally being quiet for a while, Bifang heard the word "eat" and howled again, "I want to eat! I'm starving! Give me something to eat! Do you want to starve me?"

The earth wolf covered his ears and called: "I see, I'll go get you something to eat! Stop screaming, are you going to attract the residents here? Do you know that thanks to you, we are not Popular people!"

"Give me some food! Give me some food! Otherwise, keep calling!" Bifang jumped up and down, his voice getting louder and louder.

The two monsters and one spirit beast in this line are Liu Di, Gui'er, and Huo'er who, with illusory wishes, tried to steal the spirit medicine for Zhou Ying from the Mountain of Qing Yao.

Although none of the three of them were born in the human world (Huo'er was only hatched in the human world, but its birthplace was not the human world), but among the three, only Liu Di had traveled in various circles. Experience, so they agreed before departure, and everything along the way listened to Liu Di's arrangement.

Rose knows very rationally that it is impossible to do what they want with the strength of a mountain ghost, an earth wolf, and an underage Bifang. If there is still a line in this matter Hope, it can only rely on Liu Di's cleverness and luck. So from the very beginning, she kept her promise and listened to Liu Di in everything, whether he was acting like a fool or a traitor, she turned a blind eye and followed him silently. Anyway, she was sure that Liu Di would never make a joke about Zhou Ying.

Huo'er was still obedient at the beginning, but her worries about Zhou Ying made her temper a lot restrained. In addition, there were only surprises and otherworldly scenery and creatures along the way, but she didn't make trouble for the time being. But as time passed, its patience faded little by little.

After walking for a few months, I still can't reach the Mountain of Green Needs. This is not allowed on the road, and I don't even have enough time to sleep. The most unbearable thing for it is that it is not allowed to hunt at will, so these days its food is mainly dry food and cold water. Occasionally, when I have time, I can take some game by the way, and I have never even eaten a monster. Even the monsters that attacked them sometimes were killed by them, but Liu Di didn't allow it to eat, but buried them and continued on their way. How can a fire who can't eat well and sleep well can maintain a good mood? Since a few days ago, it has resumed its habit of confronting Liu Di everywhere, always making trouble for him. If it weren't for the fact that it still understood the purpose of coming here, and it was restrained by Rose, it would have prevented this small team from advancing.

They have been wandering in this place for several days, because their destination is not far away. not far away.

This mountain range stretches for more than 400 miles. Among the mountain systems of thousands or even tens of thousands of miles from all walks of life, its area and height are not outstanding, but it has a unique status: it is relatively small There are three gods living in this mountain system, and the mountain of Qingyao, the lower capital of the Emperor of Heaven, is in this mountain range. Therefore, the mountain patrolling gods of this mountain system are also relatively strict. Monsters of unknown origin like Liu Di and the others, not to mention the mountain of green treasures, even (bei, a grass head and a negative character, I can't type it here) The boundaries of the mountain cannot be reached.

They lingered around (bei, a grass head and a negative character, I can't type here) near the mountain for a long time, hoping to find a chance to sneak in. But the patrolling mountain **** here is no better than other places, and Liu Di was amazed by his rigorous work style - he didn't even find a chance for a slicker like him.

After traveling thousands of miles to get here, I can only look at the rolling hills on the horizon and sigh. Liu Di and Gui'er had a lot of headaches because of this, but they had no choice but to linger around here. Fortunately, the folk customs of this place are hospitable and simple. Their arrival and stay did not attract any curiosity or inquiry, but gave them the opportunity to take a good rest and cultivate their body and mind that were extremely tired from rushing and dealing with various events along the way.

They were looking around here to find out if there was a way to enter (bei, a grass head and a negative character, I can't type here) the mountain. After wandering around for a few days, a woman covered in a black cloak took the initiative to find them. . The other party asked straight to the point if they were inquiring about the way to enter the mountain system (bei, one word and one negative, I can't type it here), and after getting a positive answer, she said that she had a way to help them, on the condition that a deal: they To get a letter for myself from a gorilla spirit.

Although the woman's words flickered, she refused to say anything except the appearance of the envelope of the letter and her own handwriting, but after inquiring about the person of the orangutan, Liu Di already knew what was going on.

The orangutan spirit is a suave character. He usually likes to play tricks and show mercy everywhere (Liu Di: Isn't that a womanizer? Those women have problems with their eyes, they like such a person, why don't they like me? Er: How does this guy have the same virtue as Digou? Gui’er: It turns out that this guy is exactly the same as Liu Di!), this woman is probably a member of his hunting list. After they fell in love, of course they broke up sadly as usual, but a fiery letter that the woman once wrote to him was still in his hands. Presumably after the feelings faded, the letter became a piece of waste paper, which was long forgotten by both parties involved. The reason why this woman remembered now that she wanted this letter to disappear from the world was because she had a new engagement.

This engagement was decided by the family for her.

The other party's family is very strong. It was originally a small family that they couldn't reach. The eldest son of the patriarch suddenly proposed to the daughter of their family, and he insisted on hiring her as his wife. Overwhelmed, he agreed on behalf of the woman almost without thinking. The man who came to propose is not only of different status, but also handsome in appearance, powerful in mana, and kind in temperament. I don’t know how many hearts are attached to him, and I don’t know where the fate came from, so he just passed by once. When I passed by, I saw this woman who had no intention of affection, and did not hesitate to lower her status to propose marriage.

This woman knew that she had no unwilling power in the face of the family interests presented by her elders, so she acquiesced to the marriage. Maybe this man can give her a new life. After several meetings, the gentleness and kindness of the other party made her look forward to it in her heart that had been closed for many years.

The problem now is that the letter left in the old lover's hand has become an obstacle to her marriage. If one day she finds it, not only will she be embarrassed, but her family and fiance will also be embarrassed. At that time, even if his fiancé is unwilling to break off the marriage, the family elders of the man who are not satisfied with the marriage will never accept such a daughter-in-law, and the marriage will definitely fall through.

For the benefit and reputation of the family, she did not dare to ask for the letter openly (the philanderer might have already forgotten about herself and the letter, if reminded him instead, she would be digging her own grave), There is no way to obtain it by one's own ability, and I want to find someone to help, but there is no one I can trust. The clansmen would not dare to tell, let alone those outsiders who were expecting her marriage to fail. Just as the wedding day was approaching, and she was getting more and more anxious when she had to marry far away, she accidentally saw three foreign visitors.

Earth Wolf, Mountain Ghost and Bi Fang are a strange combination that I have never seen before. But she knows that these wandering monsters are always more or less capable, otherwise how can they come here alive? Knowing that they wanted to enter the mountain (bei, one grass and one negative, I can't type it out here), she approached them and proposed such a deal.

This kind of stealing is not easy for Liu Di. Sure enough, he had such a big fight with the orangutan within a few days. Maybe the other party didn't notice that he lost a letter in the fire. When it arrives, it will only be thought that it will be burned in the fire. Things were done properly, and both parties also got what they wanted smoothly. But after such a commotion, this place couldn't stay any longer, Liu Di said with a smile amid Huo'er's shouting: "I'll scream when I'm hungry, watch how I get food!"

"It's not because you didn't let me get something good to eat! It's not because of you!" Huo'er jumped up and down on Liu Di's head, making his hair a mess.

"Gui'er, do you still want to help Zhou Ying..." As soon as Liu Di finished speaking, Gui'er had already reached out and caught Huo'er from his head.

"Gui'er, you are also facing Liu Di, I will go back and tell Ying that you guys are bullying me together..."

With Huo'er's howl, Liu Di walked towards the fields at the foot of the mountain.

"Sweet potatoes and potatoes, sweet potatoes and potatoes... Baked and stewed, with sliced ​​meat as a condiment... La la la la..." A dark figure was rolling up and down in the field, humming in his mouth Weird little tune, not too long ago, there would be a lot of dug sweet potatoes piled up in the places he passed. "Huo'er, come, come, bake it! But don't bake it all, take the rest as dry food on the road." Liu Di emerged from the ground and waved to Huo'er.

Before Huo'er opened his eyes, a wave of fire shot towards Liu Di. Liu Di had already been equipped and retracted to the ground before he was burned, and the surrounding crops suddenly burst into flames. "I've said it a hundred times, I hate vegetables!" Huo'er yelled angrily.

"It's good to have something to eat. You guys don't care about anything. You're just tired and I'm complaining all by myself." Liu Di jumped out of the ground and said.

Rose gathered the sweet potatoes on the ground and rolled her eyes at Liu Di: "Who is helping you cook? How dare you say that."

"I don't eat vegetables! I don't eat vegetables!" Fire flew over their heads.

"Thief! Catch the thief!" A sharp voice came, "Oh my God, they stole things and set fire to the crops! Catch them!" He grabbed Rose and ran away. Huo'er glanced at the chasing people unwillingly, and followed in angrily. When the chasing soldiers rushed to the field, the three thieves had already fled.

Everyone was outraged, and each patrolled the top of the field, using spells to put out the fire. It is common for travelers to rest in the fields when they are tired or hungry. It is common for them to get something to eat from the fields. The owners of the fields don’t mind at all. No, he set a fire before leaving.

"It's that alien wolf and Bifang again! They just burned down the orangutan's house!"

"Where are these bastards! Catch them!"

"Rogue, thief, stop!"

"Don't let us see you again! You robbers!"

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Of course, the roar of the owners did not reach the ears of a few thieves, because they had fled far away.

"Roast, roast, roast sweet potato..." I must admit, Huo'er's grilling skills are absolutely top-notch. Even though the main purpose is to target Liu Di, the roasted sweet potato is soft and sweet, very delicious. Liu Di held a piece in one hand, ate it as he walked, and continued to hum his harsh ditty. Although Rose doesn't want to eat "booty", but since the owners "don't" care, she no longer sticks to the principle so much, and she gulps the sweetness. Only Huo'er flew angrily: "I'll say it again, I don't eat vegetables, I'm going to go back and tell Ying, you torture me and don't give me food!"

"It's fine if you don't eat it! Save me, you eat more than the two of us combined!" Liu Di had no virtue in caring for minors, and kept tapping his mouth with a hot sweet potato in his mouth. Say.

"Why don't I eat it when I bake it! Bring it to me!" Huo'er flapped his wings and snatched the piece from his hand.

During the fight, they were full, and they also walked to the foot of their destination (bei, a grass head and a negative character, I can't type it here). Under the stern gazes of several majestic mountain patrolling soldiers, Liu Di rubbed the ashes and melons on the trees around him while taking out what the woman gave them, a small token. , in front of those soldiers patrolling the mountain. The mountain patrol soldiers looked at the token, and then looked at Liu Di and the others. Although they had a lot of doubts about the behavior of this group of people, they still accepted the token according to their own duties, indicating that they could pass.

As soon as Liu Di waved his hand, Rose and Huo'er swaggered over with him.

In the hands of the soldier behind him, the token turned into a fluorescent light and disappeared, and the soldier seemed to be muttering to himself: "It's from that house again. Really, what does the young master like about that house? You have to marry them. Just look at their friends and you will know that they are not very good people.”

"That's right, I've seen that woman too. If she has no appearance, she has no ability, what does the young master like about her..."

"You dare to talk too much about the master's family, and stand up for me."

"Um..."

Rose washed her hands in the river water, wiped her clothes, stood up and looked around. There were not many trees on this mountain, but the rugged rocks that could be seen everywhere still blocked her vision, so that she did not find the figure of Liu Di who went out to explore the road for the time being. Huo'er perched on the top of a rock and slept. At this time, she smelled the smell of cooked food and was wriggling about to wake up.

Rose walked towards the camp with her long skirt on. She originally wore her original clothes all the way: T-shirt, jeans and hiking shoes, but when she came to (bei, a grass head and a negative character, I can't type here) in the mountains, Liu Di asked her to change into this place. Clothing that people usually wear. Rose was not used to wearing this kind of ankle-length skirt and thin cloth shoes, not to mention that there were all kinds of "gravel" stumbling under her feet, so she walked a little embarrassed, kicking them with her feet as she walked. stumbling block.

Some of the rubble rolling under her feet were as green as wash, some were white and crystal clear, and some were dazzling. If you look carefully, you will find that they are actually gems such as jade and jade. In the human world, if any of these stones were brought into a jewelry store, it would become a precious darling there. But here, not only are the river beaches covered with such stones, and the barren mountains under the masculine light are shining everywhere, and these things can be seen everywhere, and there is no difference in status from ordinary stones at all.

When Rose returned to the stove she had temporarily built with a few large pieces of jade, the fire had already flown down, and while picking meat from the pot with her mouth, she asked, "Has the dog come back yet? "

Gui'er shook her head and looked in the direction Liu Di went.

After many days of trekking, they finally came to (bei, one grass head and one negative character, I can't type out here) the boundary of the mountain, here is (bei, one grass head and one negative character, I can't type here). Come out) there is a series of mountains in the west of the mountain, named Heshan. From here to Qingyaozhi Mountain, you have to go through Yisu Mountain and Sushan Mountain. It seems to be farther than the Ao'an Mountain in the east, but they are in Under Liu Di's suggestion, he took this route. Because Aoganshan is the residence of the **** Kaoruchi, compared with the strict goddess, the **** Taifeng who lives in Heshan has a much more easy-going temperament. Their strange little team of mountain ghosts, earth wolves, and Bifang may have an easier time passing here.

But no matter how good-tempered Tai Feng is in the legend, this is still the residence of the gods after all. It is extremely disrespectful for low-level monsters to enter the residence of gods without authorization. If you accidentally offend the gods or even him The Mountain Patrol God Soldier is not a fun thing. So with the idea of ​​being as careful as possible, they stopped as soon as they stepped into the range of Heshan, tentatively set up camp here, if God does not welcome them, it is better to be discovered at the border than to be discovered after entering the mountain. come better.

After Liu Di left Rose to cook and watch Huo'er, he went to the front alone to explore the road. He originally said that he would come back to see the situation nearby, but now that the meal is ready, he still hasn't been seen. "Isn't the dog meat eaten by the gods?" Gui'er sat there holding her cheeks and said to herself, "But as a god, you shouldn't eat such tasteless things, right? Or if you meet a beautiful fairy, just The sensuality followed others away..."

After arriving in the other world, they went through many dangers along the way. Thanks to Liu Di's experience in traversing ten continents and Huo'er's decent strength, they finally arrived here without any risk. But Rose knew that the most difficult journey had just begun.

Unlike the places she has traveled before, (bei, a grass head and a negative character, I can't type it here) The mountain world is the residence of the gods, and she can no longer use the identity of a mountain ghost to be close to the mountain gods here. Huo'er couldn't be intimidated by the spirit beast pretending to be a **** or a demon, and even Liu Di's tricks might not be useful. And what will be encountered here, they are not even the slightest preparation.

Jishen Taifeng is a kind and kind man. If they can get past his level, there are still two big mountains before they can reach Qingyao Mountain. Although there are no well-known gods and people in those two mountains, I don’t know how many monsters and beasts live in seclusion—maybe there are immortals and spirit beasts, who can live next to the mountains with gods and people, and it is estimated that they will not be ordinary characters. After overcoming these obstacles and reaching Qingyao Mountain, how do you start to find the location of the capital under the emperor? What happened to the guards of Wuluoshen and obtained the magic medicine? Thinking of these is really at a loss.

The full fire jumped onto her lap, mumbled something, and fell asleep again. This child, who was supposed to sleep for more than ten hours a day, came to another world because he was busy on the road and had been sleep deprived, so he slept when he got the chance. Rose caressed it, her heart filled with pity. This child has been spoiled by Zhou Ying since he was a child. He has never suffered such a rush, right? Unconsciously, I thought that Zhou Ying didn't know what to do now? He and Nan Yu stayed in Lixin City, wondering if there would be any trouble? The whole mind is full of such nonsense, and although the eyes are looking into the distance, the person starts to be stunned.

Liu Di strolled around and found that this mountain range was surprisingly undefended. He wandered around for a long time, but he didn't even encounter a soldier patrolling the mountain. Occasionally, monsters and gods met face-to-face, so I just glanced curiously at Liu Di's raw face. A few enthusiastic people even waved at him and said, "If you don't have a place to eat, come to my house, and I will live on the low cliff in front of me." Liu Di sighed that the security conditions here are indeed a place where gods live. Just as he was about to go back, something on the hillside in front suddenly jumped into his eyes, attracting his attention.

He took a few steps forward, wiped his eyes and took a closer look, finally making sure that it wasn't a phantom in front of him.

On the sunny hillside not far away, a big man was leaning on the rock, pillowing his arm, and sleeping sweetly with the other hand holding a wine jar in his arms. Just looking at the appearance, this person is just a straightforward and honest man, but behind him, a tail with mottled tiger hair is swaying with his snoring sound, and a light halo surrounds him. The body, from time to time, circulates on its own, changing into various magnificent and bizarre colors under the sun--it is said that if you can see him, you will get good luck. Is your luck really that good? As soon as you enter and meet the mountain ground?

Liu Di scratched his head in disbelief.

In a daze, Tai Feng noticed that someone was touching the wine jar in his hand. He thought it was those little monsters in the mountains who wanted to steal while he was asleep, so he raised his hand and patted it. "Go, go, go, go, this is the fine wine that Emperor Shaohao gave me, how could these little guys drink it, they will grow feathers after drinking it carefully, there are still a few jars of fruit wine in my kitchen, I will move it myself."

Who knew that the other party was quiet for a moment, then stretched out his hand again.

"Go, go, go, a group of greedy cats..." He waved his hand impatiently to drive away, and turned over and pressed the jar under him before continuing to sleep.

No one bothered this time. When Tai Feng woke up, the sky was full of colorful clouds. He stretched and yawned. He took the wine jar and prepared to drink the rest of the wine. When he was done, he went home. Who would have thought that the jar that was supposed to have half a jar of wine actually started fluttering. He opened his mouth and poured the jar down, only a few drops of wine fell into his mouth.

"Which little **** stole my wine?" With a loud shout, a bright light flashed on this hillside, even brighter than the sun in the sky.

"Let's have another cup." Liu Di held the cup to persuade Rose, "This kind of nectar is not easy to drink. If you don't drink it, I will drink it."

Rose sat upright, ignoring him. Huo'er, a good boy who never drank alcoholic beverages, just curiously dipped his mouth in the wine brought back by Liu and got drunk. He hid on the ground with his back and fell asleep. Liu Di unceremoniously used it as a stove to warm wine, while sipping the slightly hot wine, he sighed contentedly: "It's a worthwhile trip to be able to taste such fine wine."

"I think you forgot what we're here for?" Rose said angrily.

Liu Di drank the wine in the glass leisurely: "Thanks to Zhou Ying, he gave me the opportunity to drink this kind of good wine. If I can still get it, I will bring some back for him to taste. ."

"Huh." Rose answered him in one word.

Gui'er was worried that Liu Di had been away for so long and would not come back, so she couldn't help but imagine all kinds of terrible things in her heart: Encountering a powerful monster and being eaten? be lost? Captured by the mountain patrolling gods? She was beaten to death by peeking at the fairy taking a bath... She was eagerly looking forward to Liu Di's return, but his figure finally appeared from a distance, walking staggeringly. It was found that the reason why he was unsteady was that he was drinking wine that he got from somewhere. When Gui'er asked about the way he was exploring, he burped his eyes and replied with a naive and innocent expression: "Ah, I forgot? This wine is the divine brew of Emperor Shaohao, come, you can also taste some of it. , a rare opportunity."

Gui'er's eyes widened in anger, but Liu Di turned a blind eye, holding the wine jar and tasting it slowly.

Time passed slowly in Liu Di's cup after cup.

Rose was sulking by herself for a while, but gradually calmed down. She was not a big-hearted person, and she believed that Liu Di would never make a joke about Zhou Ying. Maybe Liu Di is too tired, he has worked so hard these days, it is time to relax. Rose sat on the side staring at the distant mountains in a daze, and said to herself, "I wonder if they are good?"

"It's good, don't worry, it's hard to be a two-person world, of course it will be very good! Hehehe... I wonder if Zhou Ying will move to Nan Yu's house? Or Nan Yu will move to Zhou Ying's house..." At this moment, Liu Di, who had been careless, his ears perked up immediately, and he said sinisterly.

Gui'er threw a piece of jade in the past, interrupting his mean laugh: "I saw you being serious at first, but I thought you'd changed your mind, so you can only pretend for such a short period of time! Zhou Ying is really unlucky, Fuck your friend!"

"No, I just found out that my luck is very good! Hehehe, you will have good luck with me! My luck... la la la, very good, I am a handsome earth wolf , la la la, I'm a lucky monster, la la la..." He was probably already drunk, and danced and drank a song, and Rose hurriedly ran aside to cover her ears with her hands.

I don't know when the moon has risen to the sky, covering the hillside with crystal-like colors, the jade on the ground is flickering with a crystal and soft light, and a wolf howling is floating in the moonlight, "A A monster, a monster, la la la... I'm a monster la la la... who can be more handsome than me, la la la..."

Gui'er hugged Huo'er and hid far away, looking at him worriedly: "Has he been too stressed out these days? If he continues to howl, he will really attract the magic soldiers of the mountain patrol. ."

Huo'er pouted and said, "If I were the **** here, I would sentence him to death for his voice that pollutes the environment!"

Gui'er shuddered, and suddenly realized that this is not Lixin City where Liu Di can do whatever he wants. If he drinks and makes trouble here, he might really be punished by the magic soldiers who patrol the mountain. She was so anxious in her heart that she couldn't help picking up the pot and running to the river, ready to use the cold river water to wake Liu Di.

"I'm the luckiest earth wolf, la la la... My girlfriends are all over the world, la la la..." Liu Di was dancing and spinning, suddenly a hand placed on his shoulder: "Boy , you stole my bar, and according to the old rules, come and make a wine jar for me for a year!" He picked up Liu Di and said "Huh" again: "Strange, I have never seen this dog. Ah."

"Who's the dog!" Liu Di opened his mouth and bit the man's hand.

The man didn't even hide, let him bite on the back of his hand, and then there was a howl of Liu Di covering his mouth. The visitor took Liu Di in his hand and looked at it: "I really haven't seen it before. You are not an aborigines of Heshan, are you? You are not too timid..."

Liu Didi replied with a vicious claw.

Rose shrank to one side in horror, and at her feet was the pot she accidentally overturned, and the cold water inside poured onto her own hem. She held the fire tightly in her hand, for fear that it would accidentally fly out and create other troubles.

Because Liu Di accomplished a great feat on the first day he came to Heshan—stealing the wine of Jishen Taifeng, and when he was drunk and went crazy with wine, he came to catch the thief in Taifeng A perfect dog paw print was imprinted on the nose. So now he and his two "accomplices" have become prisoners of this god-man.

The hillside bathed in soft moonlight is as bright as day, but the light of the moon is overshadowed by the shining divine light on Tai Feng. The entire one-acre square area was shrouded in white light, like the boundary of a cell, trapping a few daring prisoners inside. Tai Feng's anger didn't just come from Liu Di, but he seemed to hate Bifang. After seeing Huo'er, his eyes started to fire, and then he ignored the two innocents, Gui'er and Huo'er. He was also locked up with Liu Di. Then he turned around, the light on his body became more and more dazzling, which seemed to represent that he was in a very bad mood, and the three prisoners in front of him were very unwelcome to him.

However, Liu Di sat on the ground and looked around. He didn't have the consciousness of being a prisoner at all. He shouted carelessly, "Guan Gongmian, do you know that illegal imprisonment is wrong?"

"Who is Guan Gong's face! My face was born like this, I didn't know where that Guan was at that time!" Tai Feng kicked him angrily, "How should I punish you? It's just that I should steal alcohol. I spent a year in the jar, plus scratching my face..."

"I just clicked!"

"Shut up! I think I'll just punish you for being a watch dog for a hundred years." The red-faced Jishen thought of a good idea. , as big as a horse, plus a single horn, a pair of wings, a dragon's tail, and if the mouth can spit fire, it must be very imposing when tied to the door. Those old friends will definitely envy themselves when they stop by. What kind of magic does it take to train a wolf like that? Well, looking at my face, I seem to be really drunk.

"I protest!" the incoming God's watchdog shouted loudly, "Why do you arrest me, God must be reasonable!"

"Why don't you know? Who stole my good wine?" Tai Feng squinted and taught him.

"But don't blame me. If you want to blame it, blame your wine. Think about it. If you see such a good wine in the wilderness, can you not pick it up? It's so good. If you don't drink it, how sorry it is? How can a wine lover like me do something that is sorry for the wine."

"That's right..." Tai Feng nodded involuntarily when he heard his remarks, but immediately came to his senses, "No, you stole good wine from my arms when you encountered good wine in the wilderness! "

"The wine is in front of me, how could I possibly see you?" Liu Di was still righteous, as if the glowing auspicious **** was a transparent person at the time.

"Hmph, then how do you explain that you grab my face? A little monster dares to offend the gods. I think you are too light to guard the door. You should be punished to go to all walks of life to carry wine for me."

"Can you blame me? Who told you to shoot me from behind, such a handsome, charming and handsome monster like me, I don't know how many women follow me and want to sneak up on me and take possession of my body and mind. I'm not careful, Wouldn't it fall into the devil's claws one day? It's not a beauty but your face when I look back, I'm also in pain."

"You slick mouth full of tongues, I'll just eat your dog meat!" Facing such a brazen person, even Tai Feng, who has always been mild-tempered, was angry.

"I don't agree, why do you eat me!"

"Just because I am God! I have the ability to eat you."

"You are a god, and it is only natural that a monster you can fight can't fight back. If I should be eaten like this, then what is the difference between you and us monsters who hunt by force? I don't agree, unless you Can beat me in other ways."

"Something else?"

"For example, who has more girlfriends? Or who can drink more!"

"You can drink more than anyone else, hahahaha..." Tai Feng laughed when he heard this suggestion, "Drink better than me, boy, you have the guts."

"Hmph, if I lose, I'll be willing to be a watchdog for you for three hundred years!"

"Okay, this watchdog is yours."

"Then what if you, a god, lose to me?"

"I will lose? You can dream! Well, I will give you three hundred jars of good wine when I lose."

"No, no, no, if you lose, I want you to send the three of us to Qingyao Mountain."

"What? Where are you going? I hate places full of rules, don't go!"

"Actually, this is the case," Liu Di's expression suddenly became solemn, "I have a friend who lost most of his mana because of the nine-tailed fox fight. I heard that there is someone from Wuluo Shen who can help him recover. Elixir, that's why we came here. If you lose to me, help the three of us get to the Mountain of Green Needs."

Tai Feng frowned immediately: "So that's how it is, you kidnapped me from the very beginning." He had some good feelings for Liu Di, but it suddenly disappeared. Now that he knew what Liu Di likes to drink, and what he wants to test against himself is all to use his own pretense, he has lost interest in this earth wolf, waved his hand and said, "I don't care about stealing alcohol, you guys. Let's go. I'm going to Qingyao Mountain for your business, but don't step on the boundary between me and the mountain." The light bar disappeared instantly, giving way to Liu Di and the others.

Liu Di crossed his arms and said, "Does God also speak?"

Tai Feng looked at Liu Di, his eyes getting more and more severe. Before the majesty of God, even Huo'er, who had never known the height of the sky, retracted into Gui'er's hands and muttered something in a low voice. As a mountain ghost, Gui'er can still be relatively calm in front of the gods, but she is also beating drums in her heart. Only Liu Di still had a disgusting expression on his face, as if he didn't know that the **** in front of him could turn him into a real dog if he wanted to.

Tai Feng seems to be very concerned about the comments that don't count. After staring at Liu Di for a long time, seeing that he has no plans to back down, he regrets that he shouldn't be so careless, just casually with such a monster of unknown origin. bet. It seems that this problem needs to be corrected. "What do you want?"

When Liu Di saw that he finally spoke, his heart relaxed slightly, and he tried his best to keep the rogue look on his face and said, "It's just that bet, better than drinking. If you win, I will be your gatekeeper for three hundred years. Dog, I won, you send us to the Mountain of Green Needs and help us get the elixir."

Tai Feng said impatiently: "I didn't promise you like this! The Mountain of Qingyao is the capital under the emperor, and that Wuluo has a arrogant temperament and a bad temper. I don't want to provoke her. Besides, she still has Such an arrogant friend...so I always hate Bifang..." After saying that, he gave Huo'er a vicious look, making Gui'er so frightened that he hurriedly hugged Huo'er into his arms. Huo'er was also rare and honest, as if he knew the interests of the gods and people, he didn't move at all, but his eyes moved closely with Tai Feng.

But if Tai Feng sees Huo'er's expression at this time, he will find that it is not fear at all, but a serious reflection: I can't beat the guy in front of me, what conspiracy and tricks can I use to deal with him? Such a look. If Tai Feng really sees it~IndoMTL.com~ maybe he will really teach this one Bifang a lesson and kill the future "devil" in the cradle.

The fact that such a god-like man actually acts to frighten children is obviously because he hates Bi Fang too much, and the conversation just now reminded him of some past events he didn't want to recall. Liu Di couldn't help but wonder if this mighty god-man, in fact, at some point in the past, was once caught by a Yi Fang... Hehe, thinking to himself, a treacherous smile of schadenfreude appeared on his face.

When Tai Feng saw what he looked like, he knew what he was thinking. He grabbed him in his hand and shouted, "Come with me, you kid! I'll try to drink with you. If you lose, then Be my watchdog, if I can't drink you, I will send you to the Mountain of Green Needs, and tell you a way to get Wuluo's elixir!"

"Hey, this kind of bet is not fair to us... You at least have to help us get the elixir..." Although Liu Di couldn't resist physically, his mouth was not idle at all.

"Shut up!"

"Even if you are an immortal, you have to be reasonable..."

"If I really have those fairy tempers, I'll make you into dog meat soup now..."

Amid their quarrel, Tai Feng and Liu Di disappeared in a blink of an eye. The cage on the ground flashed again at some point, trapping Rose and Huo'er inside. Most of them were taken as hostages. If Liu Di dared to make any bold moves or cause any trouble, they would be punished together.

Rose watched them disappear, dazedly not knowing what to do.