The Urban Legends of Monsters: One day of Zhou Ying

A day in Zhou Ying

Although Huo'er and Liu Di have been fighting and making a mess of the house while eating He finished his dinner calmly among the furniture. At seven o'clock, he stood up on time and walked to the door, asking as usual, "Huo'er, are you coming?"

"If I don't go, I hate that human being!" Huo'er was pecking at Liu Di and said vaguely that Liu Di didn't show weakness, raised the TV and threw it over, and Gui'er shouted: "I bought a new one. TV!" He waved the pan that was still bubbling with hot oil and shot at Liu Di.

"Then I'll go by myself." Zhou Ying unhurriedly opened the door and walked out without waiting for the door to close before a tea cup hit the door and shattered.

"Mr. Zhou go out to work." Lin Qingping, who was taking Lin Rui out on the fifth floor, greeted him kindly. Lin Rui also called out by chance, "Hello, Uncle Zhou."

Zhou Ying tried his best to look like a human who greeted his neighbors. Who knew that Lin Rui said again, "Uncle Zhou, did you fight with your wife again? We heard it downstairs. What?"

Zhou Ying was speechless, Lin Qingping hurriedly rebuked Lin Rui: "Xiao Rui is not allowed to talk nonsense."

"By the way, Grandma Wang downstairs said that Uncle Zhou and Auntie lived together before they got married, so it's not called husband and wife to fight, right Mom?" Lin Rui added innocently.

"Xiao Rui..." Lin Qingping couldn't help but hurried away with her son. Lin Rui turned back triumphantly with that fox smile and winked at Zhou Ying.

Lin Rui is obviously older than Rose but is called Auntie Rose? Zhou Ying shook his head in confusion and thought that if Rose knew about this, it would be another storm, and it would be better for him not to leak it. As for the routine fighting at home, it seems that it has affected the humans downstairs, which is not very good. Next time, call Huo'er to apply a silence spell before they fight. Zhou Ying calculated and walked downstairs quickly.

Zhou Ying arrived at Sun Jian's house downstairs at 7:15 at the agreed time, but Sun Jian didn't show up on time as usual. Zhou Ying waited for five minutes and only got a call from Sun Jian: "Zhou Ying, I can't go to you today. Keep busy with your work. Remember, don't let the suspicious person get in the car. There was another taxi accident yesterday! I have a mission on the team and I will call you tomorrow!" Sun Jian's voice was a little impatient. Good phone.

Zhou Ying took a look at the mobile phone in his hand because humans have them, so he also got one that seems to be quite useful for humans who don't know how to spell.

Because of the end of the year, the robbery and rental cases in Lixin City have suddenly become rampant. Maybe as Liu said, the criminals are also generating income and preparing for the New Year (Look at Liu Di and you will know that what he said makes sense. The bureaucrats who dared not call the police did not know how many times he had patronized them and saw that Liu Di's pockets were bulging). Sun Jian and his colleagues were of course busy in the face of such a case. Zhou Ying's taxi became a place for Sun Jian to wait for the rabbit every night. He followed Zhou Ying out of the night train for several days.

Without Sun Jian's sidekick, Zhou Ying, naturally, he will no longer go to those remote streets and drive to the downtown area according to the old habit.

The lights in the bustling city are constantly flowing through the night, and even the door of the hospital is always busy until late at night.

Zhou Ying watched the guests get out of the car and remembered that he hadn't seen Nan Yu for several days. When he stopped the car and walked to the gate, he saw Nan Yu was already standing on the steps quietly looking at him.

"The more I look for you, the more days I won't see you." Nan Yu and Zhou Ying said as they walked side by side.

"Anything with me?"

"Remind you that tomorrow will be the tenth day of the eleventh lunar month." Nan Yu looked at his expressionless face and guessed that he couldn't remember, so he added another sentence: "Gui'er's birthday."

"Oh." Zhou Ying still didn't respond.

"You should give something to me, right? Huo'er, Lin Rui and I... everyone who Liu Di won't forget has prepared some treats, don't you forget?" Nan Yu put his hands in his pockets and slowly Walking slowly "Humans give each other gifts on their birthdays."

"All human beings give it!" Zhou Ying realized that he had never given anyone a gift and asked for a long time, "What do you give?"

Nan Yu smiled sweetly: "I won't tell you to think about it yourself. I still have a patient to go back." She nodded to Zhou Ying and walked back a few steps to see Zhou Ying still thinking in the same place. .

Zhou Ying had been driving all night thinking about gifts until the middle of the night before he made up his mind to run to the mall and buy something. As soon as he walked out of the mall, he saw someone beckoning for a car from a distance. When the few people in front of them turned around, they even rolled and ran.

Zhou Ying drove up and asked the three "people" strangely: "Did you just order a car?"

The three "people" sat on the ground with their legs weak and one of them tremblingly took out his wallet and handed it to the car window, crying and begging: "Uncle Zhou, we are blind... we won't sit..."

"Human taxis don't charge if you don't take them." Zhou Ying kindly reminded them.

"It's them... let's just sit..." The three "people" look at me, I look at you and get into the car. Although they are afraid of getting into this dead taxi, they are even more afraid It would be worse if Zhou Ying treated him as if he was teasing him if he didn't take a taxi.

"Where are you going?" Zhou Ying pressed the meter.

"The intersection..." They were slightly relieved to see that Huo'er was not in the car.

"Intersection?" It only takes two minutes to walk from the middle of the street to the intersection, and they still have to take a taxi. Sure enough, there are still more wealthy monsters. But the customer is God (but Zhou Ying has never figured out who God is) Zhou Ying stopped the car as the customer said, and the "people" dropped their wallets and jumped out of the car.

"Only five yuan." Zhou Ying called.

"No need to look, no need to look!" Those "people" ran faster.

It's really a wealthy monster who hit a five-yuan car and gave a five-hundred-yuan tip, Zhou Ying sighed. I remembered that Huo'er originally told me to bring it back with snacks, but forget it, they all paid for the car. Zhou Ying stuffed his wallet into his pocket and reminded himself that if he couldn't find a suitable snack, he would go to Lu Jiu to buy a pig back for Huo'er to eat.

Around three in the morning, Sun Jian called again and solemnly warned Zhou Ying to be careful of suspicious characters: "This is not just a problem with the criminal who robbed the taxi! Understand! I have violated discipline and warned you! Be careful when driving at night. Point! This city is too dangerous!" Sun Jian shouted on the phone because Zhou Ying's usual tone was "there are people in the big city! You listen to me! I'm a policeman!"

Zhou Ying put down the phone and watched Liu Di drag the prey he just caught out of the car to find a place to enjoy it. He thought that what Sun Jian said was true at all. This city is really dangerous. He was hesitating whether he should go to Liu Di and share half of it with Huo'er to bring back. One person opened the car door and sat beside him and asked, "Will you pull it?"

"Where are you going?" Zhou Ying asked.

The person mentioned an address and Zhou Ying thought about it for a while before saying it was a residential area on the other side of the city because of the demolition. He pressed the meter and moved the car. He remembered Sun Jian's theory. He took a closer look at the guest who was going to a remote place. The white and gentle middle-aged man, Wen Zhi, was wearing a pair of gold-rimmed glasses. He didn't look like he could rob. people. However, human beings are not clearly seen from the outside. Liu Dijian has always been inseparable from ten Zhou Ying, but he has no such ability.

The man saw Zhou Ying watching him and typed "haha": "Master doesn't want to go to such a remote place, right? I heard that there have been a lot of car robberies recently, so be careful, can't you put me on the street? I'll just walk over there myself."

"It doesn't matter." Zhou Ying had no awareness of guarding against human robbers.

"It's not easy to do any job. Those robbers are also immoral. There are so many rich businessmen and senior officials who don't go to rob taxis and don't think about how easy it is for you to earn a few dollars day and night." The guest seemed unwilling to keep the carriage silent. While sighing, he took out a cigarette, lit it, and handed it to Zhou Ying, Zhou Ying shook his head.

"Master has been in this business for several years."

"Two years." Zhou Ying fixed this answer to this human question.

"It's not easy."

"Ok."

The guest was a talkative person and Zhou Ying was chatting with each other and smoking one by one. Zhou Ying replied casually, in fact, he didn't say a few words at all, just listened to the other party's nagging.

As the road goes to the high-rise buildings on both sides of the city fringe, there will be fewer lights and fewer people. On a street with no street lights, a customer suddenly asked Zhou Ying to stop the car and expressed embarrassment that he wanted to go to the roadside for convenience.

Zhou Ying parked the car against a construction site that looked half-covered and stopped.

The man hurriedly got out of the car and jumped into the shadows by the side of the road. After a while, he wiped his hands with a handkerchief and trotted back, saying apologetically, "I'm so sorry for drinking too much." He pulled When he opened the door and sat in, he slammed his handkerchief over Zhou Ying's face.

Zhou Ying smelled a strange smell coming from the handkerchief. He didn't know what the other party was going to do and was stunned for a while.

Seeing that Zhou Ying didn't move, the man immediately took out a rope and tied Zhou Ying's limbs with a very skilled technique. Then dragged into the trunk. It wasn't until the trunk was closed that the car became passive and Zhou Ying realized that he had been robbed.

Thinking that he has never been robbed before, and now he can add the same experience as a human being, Zhou Ying stayed in the trunk quietly. He was a little glad that Huo'er didn't follow today, otherwise he would not be able to fully experience the process of being robbed. And this way, the snacks that Huo'er instructed will kill two birds with one stone.

Zhou Ying's cell phone rang at this time. He glanced at it and thought that it was from Sun Jian. Answering the phone in the process of being robbed seemed to be incompatible with human behavior, so he only sent a message to Sun Jian and told him. After a while, I called back to him and praised the human being's ability to use magic when he couldn't use it.

When the car drove for a long time and stopped, Zhou Ying calculated that the time was already past four in the morning. At six o'clock, I had to go home for breakfast. Rose would be angry at seven o'clock and I had to accompany Rose to the flower market at seven thirty. Hand over the car to Zhu Bing and Zhou Ying to calculate the morning's itinerary. I wonder how long the robbery will last and will it delay things? I was also worried that the gift I bought was still in the carriage, wondering if it would be eaten by that person.

The trunk was opened and the starlight came in. Zhou Ying seemed to have not seen such a starry sky for a long time, and blinked.

"You actually woke up." The man was a little surprised, but still dragged Zhou Ying, who was bundled like zongzi, out of the trunk and threw it on the grass.

Zhou Ying watched quietly as he waited for the robbery.

"Are you bold or scared?" The man kindly stroked Zhou Ying's face. "Don't worry if I don't rob your car or your money, how about we chat?" He said softly to Zhou Ying with a strange light flashing in his eyes.

"You didn't rob me?" Zhou Ying's calm tone contained a hint of disappointment.

"Why don't I do such a nasty thing!" The man raised his voice with some indignation and lowered his voice "chichi", leaning on Zhou Ying's ear with a smile and whispering, "I'm just hungry." Zhou Ying's ears were uncomfortable because of the air he exhaled from his mouth, so Zhou Ying turned his head to look at him.

"What do you usually like to eat?" He sat down with Zhou Ying and asked with a smile.

"I don't particularly like it." Zhou Ying has never been a picky eater.

"Do you like meat?" The man put in some more.

"I'm a vegetarian."

"Vegetarian! Hahahaha!" The man laughed like he heard some big joke. "Vegetarian! You are human and human beings eat meat! Why do you want to be vegetarian! Humans should eat all kinds of meat. Eat! Eat all the animals in the world and still eat meat! Generation after generation eat meat to live and eat meat to grow up! Eat only meat!”

"Vegetarianism is now advocated on TV." Zhou Ying has always been proud that his eating habits are in line with the trend of mankind.

"Who said that! People eat meat! Eat meat! Eat meat! What meat do you like to eat?" The man asked Zhou Ying's nose.

"I'm a vegetarian." What kind of memory does this person seem? He asked Zhou Ying again within three minutes after he said it, so he patiently answered again.

"Do you think human flesh is delicious?" The man asked with a bright smile, sticking out his tongue and licking Zhou Ying's face.

"Human flesh... moderate." Zhou Ying gave a pertinent answer based on the usual comments of Huo'er, Liu Di, Lin Rui, and Gui'er.

"Do you like human flesh?" The man took out a knife from his pocket and gleamed coldly under the starlight. "Have you eaten it? Do you like human flesh?"

Although there are people at Zhou Ying's dining table, Zhou Ying really hasn't eaten it, so he shook his head. Unfortunately, this person kidnapped the wrong person. He and Liu Di will discuss this issue. Liu Di usually eats it. many.

"I...eat...have...it's delicious! I like it very much!" The man slapped Zhou Ying's face with a knife and said with a fascinated look.

"It's not good to eat the same kind." Zhou Ying commented. The monsters prey on each other, and some monsters eat their own kind of monsters, but the monsters that eat the same race are always inferior to the other monsters. They are regarded as uncivilized and savage monsters. Humans have always prided themselves on eating their own kind. Not quite the status they gave themselves.

"That smell...smooth blood, delicious liver...children are tender, women smell like men...tendon..." He commented while rubbing a knife against Zhou Ying's face.

"You're definitely not a monster." Zhou Ying originally suspected that it was a better-disguised monster, but now it doesn't look like it.

"Monsters eat people, right? No, you're wrong, people eat people, monsters don't eat monsters. There are no monsters in the world, only everyone is a monster. People eat everything and they eat their own flesh. Do you know that people eat beasts? Beasts also eat everyone and everyone eats people... Do you know the weak... the strong eats." He pointed to Zhou Ying and then to himself.

"I know that Liu Di and Huo'er like this rule." Zhou Ying felt that monsters understood this rule better than humans.

"You know that so you're not afraid, right? You know that you should be eaten by me...but why don't you scream? It's delicious! Shout out to me!" He stabbed Zhou Ying in the shoulder. down.

Zhou Ying said lightly: "To be honest, I don't think it's good to shout about food."

The man was surprised to see that his knife stabbed into Zhou Ying's shoulder like a stab on a cotton ball. Then Zhou Ying stood up and twisted like a rubber for a few times before getting rid of the rope. He looked at his watch and said to himself, "It's almost five o'clock, so hurry back and use the Shudishu to come back and buy the ingredients for breakfast."

"You you...' The man took a few steps back and looked surprised.

"I'm a monster." Zhou Ying explained to him, "I don't eat people, but the children at home eat it, and I promise to bring snacks back to it."

"Youkai! Youkai!" The man seemed to have regained his senses and exclaimed.

"Since you like eating meat, you shouldn't mind being eaten, so you understand this truth to the monsters." It is rare to meet a human who accepts this theory. This person is quite special.

"Help...help..." the man yelled and ran. It's just that he chose the parking place in an extremely remote suburb, and it is difficult to hear the loudest shouts.

"It's not good to shout about food." Zhou Ying said to him quietly.

Zhou Ying remembered that it was already nine o'clock in the morning when he had promised to call Sun Jian. He bought breakfast, sent roses to buy goods, went to work and put Zhu Bing on shift to put Huo'er to sleep... After completing a series of prescribed actions, he sat down to practice in the sun, and Sun Jian's phone number flashed on his mobile phone. Recall this promise.

"Have you slept yet..." Sun Jian's listless voice came.

"No, I forgot to call you." Zhou Ying immediately admitted his mistake.

"Forget about it, I didn't have time to pick it up at that time...I have something to tell you when I came out for breakfast."

"Breakfast... nine o'clock?"

"Brother, what time did I just get off work and what time did I get off work? I'll invite you to the fat porridge shop." Sun Jian yawned and hung up the phone.

Zhou Ying scratched his head and wondered if it was appropriate to eat breakfast twice a day.

Zhou Ying rushed to the designated place and Sun Jian had already ordered something by himself, and snorted and ate it with a mouthful of rice in his mouth, saying "you want to eat what you want."

"I ate it."

"Yes, someone lives with a girlfriend and someone cooks and does laundry. It's really happy, hehehe..." Sun Jian grinned at Zhou Ying.

"Gui'er lives in the opposite door. If you don't live in one house, it's not called cohabitation." Zhou Ying thought that this should be explained.

"Hey, hey, it's a waste to rent two sets. Let's retire that house. How open society is. Don't care what others think.

"What are you looking for from me?"

"I almost forgot about my business." Sun Jian nodded, "Happy life and safety are also very important, let me tell you..." He looked around at no one and a few waiters were standing far away before saying, "I was there yesterday. There was a big incident at night, and a nationwide series of perverted murderers was confirmed in this city."

"Murderer?" Zhou Ying Lao heard the word on TV.

"I have never seen such a perverted murderer..." Sun Jian recalled the case file he read yesterday and threw down his chopsticks. He whispered to Zhou Ying, "He eats human flesh."

"Oh." Zhou Ying agreed with a blank expression. It seems that there are quite a few people who eat people. There is also one in my kitchen.

"He first used anesthesia to stun the victim and then killed him alive in a place where no one was there... Not to mention how disgusting..." Sun Jian was nauseated again.

Zhou Ying nodded and agreed: "Eating raw food is not good for your health."

"Zhou...Ying...Are you out of your mind? I'm talking about perverted murderers eating people..." Sun Jian can't stand Zhou Ying's expressionless face that hasn't changed for thousands of years.

Zhou Ying hurriedly covered up: "That's your police affairs and we are far away from the common people. I should be listening to the story."

"Lixin City has a lot of people, but I'm always worried that your attitude doesn't have the slightest bit of vigilance. No matter who you are, let him get in the car and let him sit in front of you at midnight Dangerous, if the robber gets into the car, is it a murderer or a pervert..." Sun Jian painstakingly gave Zhou Ying a safety education.

"I will be careful." Zhou Ying comforted him.

"I told you that the perverted murderer in his thirties, medium build, quiet, fair, short-sighted, wears glasses... If you see someone like this recently, don't pull him. But don't worry, I'll catch him soon. Let him do a case in our Lixin City!" Sun Jian vowed.

Zhou Ying murmured: "Middle-aged, fair-skinned, wearing glasses..."

"I'm familiar with it! Be careful." Sun Jian applauded his attitude. "I will definitely catch him! Never let that kind of tragedy happen in Lixin City!" Sun Jian recalled the incidents in those cases. A scene of gritted teeth.

Zhou Ying asked cautiously, "Sun Jian, do you really want to arrest him?"

"If I don't catch such a demon, I'm nothing like a policeman! I swear I won't be a human until I bring him to justice!" Sun Jian said with more enthusiasm and slammed his hands on the table.

"Sorry, I don't know if it's out of the pot..." Zhou Ying muttered to himself knowing that Rose would sometimes fry the meat for later use. After Sun Jian yawned and went back to perform official duties, Zhou Ying flew home to see his kitchen.

As soon as I arrived at Liudi at noon, I strolled into the house and lay on my back on the sand and asked, "Is the meal ready?"

"I haven't done it yet." Zhou Ying saw that it was time for lunch and stood up.

"You did it again? Gui'er won't come back? Gui'er..." Liu Di lay down and groaned.

"Gui'er won't come back to eat lunch after going to the store." Zhou Ying washed his hands and prepared to cook the stewed meat and stew that he was best at and the only one he knew.

"Then I'm gone, I'd rather go to a restaurant to eat." Liu Di swayed towards the door.

"Stop!" A loud shout came and rushed out of the kitchen like a rocket, jumping on Zhou Ying's shoulder and shouting: "A whole person is missing! A whole person is missing! It must be Liu Di Stolen!"

"Who cares that I just ate it last night."

"The one that Ying Gang helped me catch is still fresh! You must have stolen it and returned it to me! Come back!" Huo'er yelled and didn't give up.

"I took that person Huo'er." Zhou Ying hurriedly comforted him "I gave him to Sun Jian."

"What? You obviously gave it to me and then gave it to others to eat? You are stealing from me and giving it away! How did you set an example for me! You will stay in my growth like this An indelible shadow!" Huo'er has learned more and more fashionable words recently. Anyway, he knows that half of Zhou Ying can't understand it.

Liu Di shrugged: "If you followed Zhou Ying's example a little bit, the world would be more peaceful than a little bit..."

"Liu Di... do you have any opinion on my excellent quality?" Huo'er narrowed his eyes.

"I don't have any opinion on your excellent qualities because you don't have any qualities that can be called 'excellent'." Liu Di replied immediately with a smile.

"Dead Wolf..." Huo'er fanned his wings, ready to vent his anger over the loss of food on him.

"What kind of quality is it for elders, no matter how big or small? I'm Zhou Ying's friend. You have to call me uncle, right?" Liu Di was still adding fuel to the fire.

"I don't need to call you Uncle Liu when you die..."

"Hmph, haven't you heard of the scourge living for a thousand years? It's okay to live a thousand years for such a big scourge..."

Seeing that Liu Di and Huo'er are about to start a routine battle before dinner, Zhou Ying is busy coming out to stop the TV he just bought before it is unpacked, and it's a pity to drop it again. "By the way, Nan Yu said that today is Rose's birthday, do you know? Know?" He diverted the attention of the two in time.

Liu Di was very disappointed and said, "Nan Yu told you it's really boring. I wanted to see if you didn't remember what her birthday rose looked like."

"You have such a bad heart!" Huo'er kicked him, "Ying I wanted to remind you, but then I forgot, but I prepared a gift for Rose - I want to buy all the ingredients for a grand banquet. Celebrate! And put flowers!"

"Is it too pitiful for Rose to cook for her birthday party and decorate it with flowers from her shop?" Liu Di expressed his sympathy.

"Are you saying that Rose wouldn't be pitiful if she asked Ying to cook for her on her birthday?" Huo'er asked back.

Liu Di couldn't say a word because Zhou Ying was throwing large pieces of meat and large pieces of cabbage leaves into clear water and then cooking them on the fire in the kitchen at the moment, and Zhou Ying remembered the rose cooking. Instructed to add condiments to the rice, he opened those bottles, jars, and poured some sweet, sour, and pepper powder into the pot.

"Huo'er Liudi has dinner."

"I'm gone, I'm looking for a place to eat..." Liu Di covered his mouth and walked through the wall.

"I'm happy to eat it myself after running." Huo'er sat on the pot and started to eat the rice cooked by the shadow, although the taste is not as good as that of Rose, but there are not so many strange rules: wash your hands before eating ( Huo’er: Where can I wash my hands?) What’s not allowed on the pot, what’s not allowed to eat in the kitchen, what’s not allowed to wipe your mouth on the curtain after eating... So Huo’er is still very happy to eat normally.

"Ying, don't forget to buy food for Rose's birthday after dinner," he instructed while eating.

It wasn't until about 3 o'clock in the afternoon that Zhou Ying moved all the big bags into the house, and it was enough for fifty or sixty dishes. Zhou Ying just sat back in the sun. The phone rang again.

"Zhou Ying I, that perverted murderer, caught the old place where we continued to catch carjackings at night." Sun Jian's tired voice carried a hint of excitement.

"Caught?" Zhou Ying calculated that the ghost envoy who asked Lin Rui to carry the corpse ran down the street for several hours, and Sun Jian finally caught it.

"But I caught someone dead." Sun Jianwei was a little regretful that he couldn't send the prisoner to the execution ground. "He resisted arrest and a colleague fired a shot. He was scared and fell off the overpass and was crushed by several cars. Crushing... evil... not to mention I can't eat dinner... I'll go back to make up for a sleep and see you tonight."

Huo'er has been stretching her neck and listening to the blink of an eye and recalled the taste: "That's my whole person I haven't eaten yet! Give me the dead policeman! Give it back to me!" It snatched it away Luckily, Sun Jian had already hung up the phone.

"Ying, tell me how to compensate me!" Huo'er jumped around on Zhou Ying's head. He didn't particularly like to eat people, but he couldn't see that his food was given to others. Zhou Ying took Huo'er off his head, it jumped up again, took it down, and jumped up again anyway, it knew that Zhou Ying had to give in in the end, and after repeating it a dozen times, Zhou Ying said, "I'll catch you another one tonight. ."

"It's agreed that I'm going to see you tonight... ah hoo... I've already delayed my sleep in the afternoon, now I'm going to sleep..." Huo'er achieved his goal and put away his wings and curled up on Zhou Ying's knees Hu Hu Da fell asleep.

Zhou Ying looked up at the sun, which had already turned to the west, and began to practice again.

"Cheers to Rose's birthday!"

Everyone raised their glasses together to celebrate Rose's excited cheeks flushed and sipped champagne under everyone's turn to persuade her. She is very popular among the monsters in Lixin City. I heard that for her birthday, everyone sent a gift. A lot of strange gifts, if most of the monsters were afraid of Huo'er and Liu Di, they wouldn't dare to come to her birthday party. Zhou Ying's small house really couldn't hold so many people.

Now there are only Zhou Ying, Liu Di, Nan Yu, Huo'er, Lin Rui, and the cat demon Hei Bing invited by Gui'er at the banquet. Liao Liao and a few of them have to try their best to eat the large table of dishes prepared by Gui'er. to see results.

"The clothes that Quan Xian'er gave were made by her own hands and decorated with pearls, so they won't get wet in the water, but why are they the Tang Dynasty style? Luo Tian gave him his new album?! It's a scary gift rose. Son, you better not listen; Lu Jiu sent two live pigs, what are you going to do? Can't be slaughtered at home? Hey, this string of Xiang Lian is very beautiful, and finally I saw a gift suitable for girls. Who sent it..." Liu Di Xiang Liantou, who was carrying a string of shells in his hand, asked Xiang Liantou, who was rudely flipping through the gift that Rose received.

"It's my senior Liu." Hei Bing replied respectfully. It sits upright on the table and drinks with a glass of wine in its paws. Compared with Liu Di and Huo'er, who are scrambling and making trouble, it seems very educated. "I asked Brother Jiu to buy it for me."

"Ah, a group of monsters is not as good as a cat who knows how to give gifts." Liu Di sighed, "Gui'er, I will give you a good gift." He took out a box from behind and opened it at once: "The latest trendy **** underwear... You can wear it to Zhou Ying."

Gui'er immediately blushed and stuffed a large piece of tofu into Liu Di's mouth, peeking at Nan Yu in embarrassment.

Nan Yu stood up with a smile: "I wouldn't do anything else. I embroidered a few silk scarves and roses to wear when I went out."

"Mine." Lin Rui handed over a game CD while he was still eating. Without waiting for Gui'er to speak, Huo'er called out, "I'll play first when you buy it! You can give it to me, Gui'er!"

Gui'er pouted: "He originally gave it to you."

"Is that so, then I took it." Huo'er snatched the disc away.

"Anyway, I didn't come to eat for free. I delivered something." Lin Rui said vaguely with a mouthful of food.

"Ah..." Rose pushed the pile of gifts with her hands. Some of them are really worth a lot of money, but apart from Nan Yu's silk scarf and Hei Bing's Xiang Lian, there are few that can be used. "Wait a minute, what is this..." Rose dug out a The box looked at the words on it and read: "Melalatin... No way... Who gave me this kind of thing? Am I so old... I really don't even have the strength to get angry."

"Melatonin?"

"Who really sent it?"

"Hahahaha... Rose, do you also need to prevent aging?"

Everyone immediately burst into laughter.

"I put it there..." Zhou Ying didn't understand what everyone was laughing at.

"You..." The laughter in the room stopped for a moment and then burst into louder laughter.

Liu Di held the box of Melatonin in front of Zhou Ying and asked out of breath, "You bought it...hahaha...as expected of Zhou Yinghahaha..."

"I see that people are buying in the advertisement." Zhou Ying still didn't understand what other people were laughing at.

"It seems that human advertisements are really made for people like you, as long as everyone buys it with a big fanfare - you must go and buy it." Liu Di patted Zhou Ying on the shoulder and said.

Zhou Ying thinks this is a compliment, doesn't it mean that he is more like a human?

Guier looked at Zhou Ying and snatched the box back from Liu Di's hand: "Give it back to me Zhou Ying gave it to me."

"What do you use it for?"

"I eat."

"That's for old men and old ladies."

"I won't eat until I'm an old woman."

"That stinks."

"You take care of me!" Seeing the look on Zhou Ying's face, Gui'er held the box and put it in the cabinet while squinting her eyes at Zhou Ying and said with a smile, "Thank you, I like this gift very much."

"It's good that Nan Yu won't tell me what to buy for you. I thought about it for a long time and thought it would be better to send a kitchen knife."

"Gu Dong" Liu Di fell to the ground with his hands open to the sky.

Gui'er's birthday party was halfway through, and Lin Rui and Liu Di started a routine fight for the last piece of fried meat. The image of her gently stopped them, but after the battle unfolded until the gifts she received were also destroyed, she couldn't help rolling up her sleeves, grabbed the pot, and smashed the pot at Liu Di and them.

Nan Yu and Hei Bing cleverly hid in the bedroom, but Zhou Ying still sat at the table and ate his meal slowly. Whether it was boiling water, the flames of fire, claws, or plates, he was as steady as a rock without blinking an eye.

"Senior Zhou really has a high morality and is not angry." Hei Bing exclaimed with infinite admiration.

After cooking, Zhou Ying got up from the burning sand to see that the time was up and asked Huo'er, "Huo'er, I'm going out, are you going?"

"Don't wait until I win."

"Oh Nan Yu, Hei Bing, I'll take you back by the way?"

"Good."

"Thank you, Senior Zhou."

Nan Yu and Hei Bing carefully moved around the battlefield towards the door.

Guier watched Zhou Ying and Nan Yu walk to the door side by side and bit his lip, but immediately turned around and raised a plate to Liu Di.

At 7:30, the red rental car was parked downstairs at Sun Jian's house. "You are late." Sun Jian stood on the side of the road and held out his watch to Zhou Ying.

“I went to send a friend ~IndoMTL.com~male to female?”

"A cat for a woman."

“…Important to friends!”

The car drove into the downtown and the crowd became more crowded. Two men on the side of the road reached out to stop the car.

"It might be them!" Sun Jian said with excitement.

Zhou Ying drove the car over and watched the guests get on. As he drove his car to the outskirts of the city, he couldn't help but look back at the lights behind him. As time went on, he became more and more accustomed to such an ordinary and quiet human life. Maybe he became more and more like a human.

"Don't move! We have guns! Get the money!" the guest behind him suddenly snapped.

Zhou Ying looked back at them...

He is really getting used to the dull, quiet, day-to-day life of human beings...