The Urban Legends of Monsters: The best of all animals

The Taoist priest stroked his long beard and instructed his apprentice: "During the Spring Festival, I will go back to my hometown for my teacher, do you have to practice diligently to know for yourself?"

"It's the master!" A **** cat squatting in front of him answered solemnly.

"Hei Bing, you were originally an ordinary wild cat, but it's not easy to get the opportunity to become a demon in the 60th year. Knowing that the domestic animals in the city are too weak now, there is only one in ten thousand people who can practice cultivation. So you have to respect your identity and work hard, don't let yourself degenerate to the point of being confused with wild cats, and you can't slack off when you're not around as a teacher. Do you understand?"

"It's the master!" Hei Bing raised his neck and answered loudly in his heart that he was quite proud of being a monster.

"Okay, I'll come back after I leave for the festival. Take care of yourself." After the Taoist finished speaking, his body turned into smoke and disappeared.

Hei Bing stared at the place where the master disappeared for a long time, and his heart was full of admiration and envy. It stood up proudly and walked out on the standard catwalk with its tail erect.

"Meow meow... woo..." Coffee shouted loudly, clinging to the owner's designer clothes.

"Good coffee, good coffee, I know it's my fault, but I can't take you on a plane. Just stay in a pet hotel for a few days. I'll come back in three days and I'll make up for you!" the host gently coaxed love cats.

"Meow..." The coffee saw that the messenger's temperament was useless and turned into an emotional attack. It looked at the owner with big tearful eyes and rubbed her hand with her head. "Meow...meow..."

"Coffee! Woohoo..." The host couldn't help crying. "I'm sorry for you, but..."

“Miss, didn’t you say you want to catch the five o’clock flight?” The service staff of the pet hotel is used to this scene of life and death between the owner and the pet, and politely reminded her, “You can rest assured that the kitten will get the best possible result from us. Well looked after."

"I'm really leaving..." The host looked at the watch hanging on the wall and took the coffee off his clothes and handed it to the waiter with tears in his eyes. "I'll think of your coffee..." She Gritting his teeth and covering his mouth, he choked and ran out.

"Master..." Coffee watched her back in disbelief and was put into the cage without realizing it "Master actually left me meow... Master went out to play and left coffee behind. Meow... wow... I don't do it meow I hate my master meow..." It burst into tears in the cage.

At the time of the Spring Festival, many people living in big cities want to go back to their hometowns and go back to their relatives to celebrate the festival. Among them, those who are far away cannot bring their pets, so the business of pet hotels is extremely prosperous during this period. The rows of cages in the store are filled with all kinds of small animals: cats, dogs, birds, hamsters, even rabbits, turtles, hedgehogs, all these animals, which are kept here by their owners, are already terrified by the coffee. Noisy and even more disturbed, they howled and cried.

Coffee finally got tired from crying and slept, woke up, cried, got tired and slept again, I don't know how long it took, when I woke up again, I finally calmed down and sighed and sorted my fur, although I was not reconciled But now I can only wait for the master to come back to pick me up, master... woo woo... master...

"This cat is really troublesome," a waiter said to a colleague as he opened the cage to add water and food to the coffee. "Every time, it's the one who takes the lead and has changed several kinds of food for it. Don't eat."

"Meow!" Coffee looked at her angrily, waiting for her to give her a paw if she dared to reach in again, but she and her colleagues laughed and continued to distribute food to other animals and walked away. "Hmph, how can I eat this kind of thing! Meow! The masters feed me fish, shrimp, and chicken livers and drink milk!" It glanced at the plate of cat food disdainfully.

"Why did the master leave me here? Meow why do you leave me to these bad women to bully? Meow they want to starve me! Meow wants to die of thirst Meow makes a lady like me Living in the same room as a dog meowing, I'm really the poorest cat meowing in the world..." In his heart, he portrayed himself as a pitiful abused animal and was doubly sad.

When the waiters turned off the lights and left one after another, Coffee got up from the cage with a determined determination and said loudly, "I don't want to stay here any longer meow, I'm going to run away, meow, I'm going to be a stray. The feral cat made that bad owner meow anxiously!"

Although it is not a monster with supernatural powers, it is no longer an ordinary house cat after eating the emperor's jelly. I saw it put its paws on the cage door and said in human language: "Open meow, open meow." When it read the fourth time the door was locked with a soft click, the cage door opened with a "pop" - it had long been Now that I have this ability to unlock and open doors, and I often use it to sneak out to play or steal food from the refrigerator, it finally came in handy this time.

Coffee jumped out of the cage lightly and walked to the front of the store. He used that ability again. The shutter door of the pet hotel opened a gap and it got out and swaggered into the city night.

Coffee has a vague memory of the days before it was picked up by the owner and brought home to raise and it was pampered in the owner's house. Before it learned to use the magic to open the door by itself As soon as he saw the outside world, he felt very new, and he looked around with the natural caution of cats: the streets with endless traffic, the shops with neon lights, and the people passing by... All of this is very new at first glance, but after watching it for a while I'm tired of it.

"Gu Gu" the stomach growled a few times. The coffee came out from under the holly in the green belt by the roadside, ready to get some food along with the aroma of the food that floated into the nose.

"My stinky master, I can have a good time myself meow, look at me meow I can already smell the smell of fried fish meow." It walked towards the fried store confidently.

Hei Bing sat on the guardrail of the elevated road and looked down at the hurried and chaotic human world below with his deep eyes.

Heibing was originally a famous cat born in a pet store and was bought one month after birth. When it was a kitten, it was once loved by its owner and was also known for its black body and four white paws. It was called "Black Ice". But when the kitten grew up and became less squeamish and cute, the owner gradually got tired of raising it, so he took advantage of a moving opportunity to put it on the tree with a rope and did not take it with him. At that time, Hei Bing screamed desperately to get the owner's attention and waited for a day and two nights, hoping that the master, at least his favorite little master, would suddenly appear to bring him home, but on the third day, Hei Bing spent the whole day in the heavy snow. After time bites the rope, it no longer thinks about the previous owner, all it thinks is that it can survive even on its own.

Over time he learned all the skills of being a wild cat and lived a new life freely until that full moon night gave birth to something that changed his life.

Now Black Ice already knows that the thing is called "Emperor's Slurry".

"Black Ice, you are no longer an animal, but a monster that is more advanced and smarter than humans! Don't make any demeaning actions!" Its special ability is used for foraging and competing for territory with other wild cats when the master suddenly appears in front of it. He asked about Hei Bing's experience and said to Hei Bing, who had already realized that he was not a human being, "How can we monsters compete with wild cats for food even if we don't even care about humans!"

"More powerful than humans? Smarter?" Hei Bing was dizzy for a while. In its consciousness, humans are the masters of this world, and they are god-like beings who can control everything in the world.

"To us monsters - you're a monster now - more awesome than humans!"

"I'm better than humans!" Hei Bing had a dry mouth.

"You can be more amazing than humans but not now you want to be a really amazing monster and you have to learn a lot and go through a lot of hard training. I can teach you all this and are you willing to suffer?"

"Yes!" Hei Bing exclaimed happily.

It's been almost half a year since I've been practicing with my master for almost half a year. Hei Bing is learning various basic spells, breathing out, practicing Qi, and absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon. The real monsters are still far away.

"Maybe it takes a hundred years, maybe two hundred years for me to cultivate a human body, but you..." Hei Bing looked at the human and muttered to himself, "You can't live to be a human even at the age of one hundred, it's just a rush in the world. It's just a passerby. I used to think you were so amazing. It's so stupid."

Hei Bing watched the busyness of human beings with the arrogance of being a monster for a long time and felt a little hungry before going to find something to eat. Now, of course, it doesn't bother to eat the leftovers in the garbage can, although it can only do preliminary magic, the human food store can come and go freely. And chicken wings."

"This is too salty meow, this is too old meow." Coffee said while eating fried fish and fried meat stolen from a fried store, "Oh, I can't eat it if I'm not really hungry meow. Such rough food meows."

A few feral cats jumped out of nowhere like ghosts and surrounded the coffee, making threatening noises from the depths of their throats.

"You want these things meow" Coffee looked at his leftover food "Give it to you meow, I don't want to eat meow." It proudly raised its tail and was ready to find something more suitable for its appetite. .

"Hoohoo!" The wild cats also roared, still approaching the coffee.

"Ladies are meows who don't fight wild cats." Coffee swaggered forward.

The feral cats each took to their attacking stances to teach a lesson to the ignorant house cat who trespassed on their turf.

"Go away! Meow!" A human voice suddenly came out of the coffee mouth, which startled the wild cats. "Go away! Dead cat! Otherwise, I want you to look good! Meow!" Every time it encounters Those who challenge it use this trick and it works every time.

Sure enough, the suspicious cats jumped to the corners after hearing the human scolding.

"Hey, I'm a girlie meow!" Coffee stretched his paws. "Fighting, but a meower who gets painted nails!" He turned his head and walked out of the alley.

Hei Bing got what he wanted to eat and was looking for a quiet place to enjoy it, but he saw a strange scene in the alley. He thought it was a battle between wild cats, but now he was surrounded by a The delicate house cat with a bow tied around her neck thought to herself that the house cat was going to be taught a lesson. He used to be proud of himself as the king of wild cats in this area, but now he treats all cats equally, and he is already a monster, of course he will not care about cats anymore.

But when he was about to leave with food, he was surprised to hear Coffee scolding the feral cats in human language.

"It's not a cat!" Hei Bing looked at the strutting coffee, although it was only a faint atmosphere, but Hei Bing realized it, "Like me, it is also a cat turned into a monster of my kind..." Hei Bing except Its master and a nephew of the master have never seen other monsters. This time, it is surprising that he can meet a monster of the same race and Taoism. The relationship between cats and cats has always been light, but Hei Bing is no longer a cat. It really wants to get to know this monster and open up its social circle among monsters.

It threw the food on the ground, walked to the coffee with solemn steps, nodded and said in human language: "Hello, I'm Black Ice."

"Oh" Coffee glanced at it. Theoretically, a lady shouldn't be approached by someone of the opposite **** that she met on the road, but this black cat is quite handsome and has a very tutor-like appearance. "My name is Coffee Meow. "Coffee replied modestly. I thought that I didn't take a bath today, and my beautiful bow was stained with oil just now. The image must have been greatly reduced. I'm really unlucky to meet such a handsome cat. I should have just washed it clean and sprinkled on perfume.

"Did you just turn into a monster too?" Hei Bing asked, "I became a monster last time when the emperor came down."

Coffee jumped back suddenly, bowed his waist and raised his tail in an attacking stance: "So you are a monster! Meow! You pretended to be a cat to lie to me! Meow!"

"What are you talking about, you're not a monster too!"

"Who is the monster meow!" Coffee rushed up and gave Hei Bing two claws and quickly jumped to a safe place to continue to be on guard - what Coffee hates most is being called the monster Hei Bing, but it offends it At this point, a friendship that was just beginning to sprout fell into a rock bottom.

Hei Bing became angry after being caught with two claws for no reason: "You dare to catch me!"

"Stinky monster! Meow I hate monsters the most! Meow."

"Hate monsters? What are you?"

"Can't you see I'm a cat! Meow!"

"You think you're talking human words and then adding 'meow' at the end of each sentence and you're a cat! You're not a monster! You're not like me!"

"Stinky monster! Who is like you! Meow!"

"How dare you insult the noble monster dead cat!"

"The monster is a strange cat Meow is a terrible monster Meow how dare you say noble meow! Our cat family is the most noble and lovely animal! Meow!"

"Cat animals, domestic animals, and the lower class want to compare themselves with our monsters for another 10,000 years!"

“Whoo!”

“Whoo!”

The proud race was insulted and they were all angry.

Hei Bing showed his claws and Coffee also started to shake his fluffy tails, staring at each other and making threatening sounds, ready to fight. They turned around and around each other but no one made the first move. Finally, Hei Bing said first: "Forget it, I don't want to use power to deal with wild cats."

"I don't want to get my nails meowing either." Coffee also expressed his retreat. If their conversation ends here, these two people of the same fate will not become enemies even if they can't be friends, but But coffee added another sentence: "Meow, a noble cat like me, is a meow who disdains to fight monsters!"

"What did you say! How dare you say that cats are more noble than monsters!"

"Then you need to ask meow and see me and you and you'll know meow. How can a cat as elegant as me be a meow comparable to a vulgar monster like you!"

"Dead cat..." Hei Bing yelled "I'm going to teach you a good lesson!"

"Afraid of you? Meow!"

"Then let's duel according to the rules of the monsters!" Hei Bing said solemnly.

"Is that the rules of youkai? Meow that's the rules of cats! Meow!"

"You're scared!"

"Who's afraid! Meow! Duel! Meow!"

"Three days later, at six o'clock in the morning, I will meet at the gate of the zoo and die!"

"Due to duel meow!" Coffee said aggressively "Don't run away then! Meow!"

"Each each other." Hei Bing glanced at the coffee coldly, turned and walked out of the alley.

"Stinky monster! Meow! You wait for meow and I'll teach you a good lesson, Meow!" Coffee was still bowing his back behind it and yelled, "I want you to know that cats are much nobler than monsters, Meow !”

But then again... when the figure of Hei Bing disappeared completely, the coffee-hot head suddenly calmed down and thought: It's a monster, it must have those weird magic tricks, how can I beat it Woolen cloth? I'm not afraid of it based on my strength, but I'm a cat that has never been defeated (it never fought other cats), but things like magic... Speaking of which, I also know a few monsters, that monster. It should be stronger than this cat demon...

"Bang bang bang!"

"Bang bang bang!"

Lin Rui was awakened from his sleep by a knock on the door early in the morning on the 30th day of the new year.

The knock on the door kept ringing, "Why doesn't Mom open the door yet?" Lin Rui thought in a daze, "By the way, Mom went shopping for New Year's goods early in the morning..." He reluctantly got up and grabbed the sweater and put it on He dragged his shoes over his head to open the door.

"Who is it?" My mother told me that when I was alone at home, I had to ask clearly if I couldn't open the door to strangers in front of my mother, and Lin Rui would definitely do it, but my mother wasn't at home anyway. Save the trouble. But after opening the door, there was no one outside.

Lin Rui scratched his head and the voice came from behind him, "It's been a long time since I came to your house, meow, the decoration is still so tasteless meow" The coffee has swaggered into the house from under his feet.

"Coffee cat? (Lin Rui and Huo'er's nickname for coffee)" He hasn't seen this monster who insists that he is a cat for a long time. "What are you doing at my house? Fortunately, my mother is not at home if she sees it. If you are a cat like you, I will definitely kill you!" Lin Rui became more and more like his friend Huo'er when he was asleep and had a bad temper when he was woken up.

"Meow" coffee took out its coquettish skills and rubbed against Lin Rui's leg "I'm hungry, give me something to eat, give me milk, meow."

Lin Rui looked at the pampered cat and gave it a glass of milk because he was really wronged.

"Then you teach me spells meow" After drinking the coffee, he licked his paws and said "I'm going to duel with a monster the day after tomorrow! Meow."

"Spray!" Lin Rui squirted out all the milk he had drunk in his mouth and looked at it with a grin. "You? Duel with monsters..."

Lin Rui came to the fifth floor with the coffee he was struggling to resist in his hand. He only knocked on the door twice and it opened automatically. The man in the room was sitting on the sand with his back to the door, fiddling with his head on the coffee table. He asked back, "Fox, what are you doing here? Wouldn't it be too early to say New Year's greetings? I won't give you New Year's money."

"Where's Huo'er? Where's Zhou Ying? Why are you the only one here?" Lin Rui asked, looking around.

"Gui'er has to celebrate the New Year and drag Zhou Ying out to buy things. Huo'er goes to Zombies and it is said that there are fresh monsters to provide." Liu Di replied lazily, "And I am looking after them."

"If you can't do anything about it, then you can do it! It can be used anytime soon." Lin Rui had no choice but to make the worst choice. He could only blame coffee for his bad luck.

"What are you doing? I declare that I'm busy and have no time!" Liu Di never looked up and was busy writing and drawing there.

"What are you doing?" Lin Rui curiously lay on the back of the sand and leaned over to see Liu Di writing some names and time on a piece of paper.

"I'm arranging appointments during the Spring Festival. Children don't know how to go and play with your cat."

"Are these all your girlfriends?" Lin Rui flipped through the papers with interest and saw that there were at least 50 female names on the papers. There were all kinds of women and girls, regardless of age or nationality. .

"How is that possible!" Liu Di exclaimed, "How can I only have these few girlfriends?! These are just a few who invited me to spend the festival with me during the Spring Festival. I am arranging the chronological order of the date."

Lin Rui shrugged and said, "I have something to ask you."

"Didn't you say I'm not free, I have to work non-stop these days! ... Do you think Joa is beautiful at four o'clock in the afternoon on the third day of the third day? Or Joali?"

"It won't take long to teach this coffee cat a little magic, right?" Lin Rui picked up the coffee and showed him. "And... I've met its owner who is a young and beautiful woman."

"Women? Still young and beautiful?" Liu Di finally raised his head and looked at them.

"Then I'll give it to you! I'm going to my grandmother's house with my mother for the New Year and I don't have time to take care of it! Bye bye!" Lin Rui took the opportunity to throw the coffee into his arms like a gust of wind out the door.

Liu Di looked at the door where Lin Rui had disappeared, then looked at the coffee on his knees and blinked, "What's wrong?" He flicked the coffee's nose with his hand and asked, "Hey cat demon, what the **** are you doing with the fox? "

"Who is the cat demon! Meow!" "Swish" Two-pawed Liu Di's handsome nose has a few more "fingerprints" from coffee.

"Dead cat, you're tired of living!" Liu Di slammed it into the sand with a punch. "Did you collude with the fox to ruin my date? If so, take your skin off and give it to your girlfriend to make gloves. !”

"Dead monster! Meow!" Coffee bowed and roared without showing weakness. "Teach me spells meow! I don't have time to waste here!"

"Teach spells?" Liu Di scratched his head, "I seem to have heard the fox say that just now... Do you want to learn spells from me?"

"Yes! Hurry up and teach me! Meow I'm going to duel with that monster the day after tomorrow Meow!"

The crowd in the mall the day before the Spring Festival was so crowded that it was terrifying Liu Di stood at the door and muttered to himself, "I know there are a lot of people in this city, but why are there so many people? It seems to be buying everything. Don't want money!" He said to the coffee standing on his shoulders who had been invisible. "Hey, don't drop it and you'll be trampled into cat skin!"

"Meow... woo..." For the first time in his life, coffee trembled when he saw so many people's voices and firmly grasped Liu Di with his four claws.

"Okay! Rose will definitely pull Zhou Ying to buy things here and let's rush in!" Liu Di tapped a small ball of light invisible to human eyes before his eyes and floated towards the mall. Small spells can help them find Zhou Ying in the crowd, and then Liu Di rushed into the crowd in the mall in a deadly pose.

After entering the gate of the shopping mall, Liu Diyue was surprised that so many people could be packed into a building. Now he doesn't have to walk by himself. As long as he adjusts the direction, the crowd will automatically push him away. He is "pushed" like this. After getting off the escalator, he pushed it up to the second and third floors... "Well, it's good for so many people!" Liu Di thought to himself with a good feeling.

On the fifth floor, this is the place to buy electrical appliances. Compared with the downstairs, there are fewer people. Liu Di looked over the crowd with his tall stature. From a distance, he saw Zhou Ying sitting in the corner row for customers to rest. On the bench, he was full of men who were escorted out by their wives or girlfriends to go shopping. Like them, there were big bags and small bags at their feet, and they were there obediently waiting for their wives and girlfriends to claim them.

"Puchi!" Liu Di couldn't help laughing when he saw the expression on Zhou Ying's face that was exactly the same as the "people" around him.

"Oh is that him? Meow." Coffee followed his gaze and saw Zhou Ying intuitively - it may not know that as an animal like a cat, it is born with eyes that can see through aliens. It has the ability to sense all the changes around it, and when it has become a "monster" whose intelligence and ability are at least comparable to those of humans, these natural instincts have naturally improved. Perhaps from this point of view, cats are really suitable Monster animal.

"He ha ha ha ha..." Liu Di couldn't help laughing anymore, grabbing the coffee from his shoulders and shaking it vigorously "Did you see that? He looks like that? Haha..."

"Meow... woo..." Coffee struggled hard in his hands.

To the people next to him, this handsome-looking man is completely insane: his hands are scrabbling in the air, and he is laughing wantonly, leaning back and forth. Within two seconds, an open space of about ten square meters appeared at the crowded elevator entrance with Liu Di as the center. A middle-aged woman with a sense of social responsibility has begun to greet the security guards of the mall warmly.

As the people around him spread out like this, Liu Di could see more clearly that on the counter not far away, Gui'er was picking out a camera from time to time and picked up one to glance at Zhou Ying who was sitting over there. Every time she made a gesture like this Shadow gave her a wry smile. This situation makes them look really like a human couple.

"Nan Yu is very dangerous..." Liu Di commented while clutching his chin.

"Then when will I learn spells meow!" Coffee finally broke free from Liu Di's hand, grabbed his clothes and climbed onto his shoulders and asked impatiently.

"Let's go!" Liu Di flicked its nose and walked towards Rose. Before taking a few steps, he was caught by another thing.

"Go, meow."

“…”

"Go! Meow!"

“…”

"Walk or not! Meow!"

Liu Di took another step and started to walk in the opposite direction of Gui'er and Zhou Ying. He kept walking through the crowd. When he passed by, he flicked a man on top of a man. into his pocket. "I didn't steal the wallet, I just took the wallet from the wallet thief!" he muttered to Coffee explaining his behavior.

Zhang Qian was picking mp3s in a cupboard, chatting and laughing with the other two girls, unaware that Liu Di was approaching her with the crowd.

"Is this yours?"

Zhang Qian turned around.

Liu Di smiled and showed her a wallet in his hand.

"Ah!" Zhang Qian looked up at him and looked at someone he did not know, but why was his face, his expression, and even his lazy tone so familiar. She didn't even notice that the friend whose wallet eyes were just staring at Liu Di's face hurriedly reached out and dragged her.

"I know I'm a mess, but I'm not more attractive than this." Liu Di shook the wallet in his hand.

Zhang Qian's face turned red all of a sudden and took the purse in embarrassment, "This seems to be mine, but my purse, my purse... ah my purse!" Only then did she realize that her purse was scratched The wallet inside the long opening was long gone.

"Look, it's yours!" Liu Di leaned over and turned his head to look at her and said, "I will never misunderstand that such exquisite and tasteful things should be used by a beautiful and elegant temperament like you. ."

"Thank you." Zhang Qian took the wallet. For some reason, she didn't hate Liu Di's behavior at all - shouldn't she hate men who are too handsome, frivolous, and like to talk to the opposite sex? "How can I thank you?"

"Then go on a date with me!" Liu Di posted it and said, "And please tell me your address, phone number, measurements, hobbies, whether you have a boyfriend..."

"Let's go, Zhang Qian!" The two friends who had a good impression of the handsome guy pulled Zhang Qian to the left and right and ran away, while still admonishing her, "Don't talk to this kind of person! Maybe he stole it. I took your wallet and took the opportunity to talk to you!"

"That's right, because of having a good-looking face!"

"Everyone has it these days! We must be careful with beautiful girls like us!"

"Why didn't he just ask my name?" Zhang Qian couldn't help but turn around and glance at Liu Di while listening to the chatter from her friends. Liu Di was still leaning on the counter and looking at her. It was just that the hippie smile on his face was replaced by a faint, soft smile when his eyes met with Zhang Qian.

"It turns out that he has such a gentle expression..." Zhang Qian thought about this, and the last time she looked back at the moment she was about to get off the elevator, she saw that he had been staring at her like that and her lips were lightly opened and closed, as if she was silently reciting herself. name: "Zhang Qian..."

"Zhang Qian..."

"What the **** are you doing! Meow!" Coffee woke Liu Di with a savage claw.

"Dead cat! You dare to catch me!" Liu Di immediately returned the punch, not afraid of being charged with animal cruelty.

"What the **** are you doing! Meow! The two monsters have gone meow!" Coffee exclaimed angrily.

"What?" Liu Di raised his head and saw that Zhou Ying and Gui'er had indeed disappeared.

"Idiot monster! Meow!"

"Why didn't the dead cat say it earlier."

Liu Di managed to squeeze himself out of the crowd like toothpaste to the door of the mall, Zhou Ying and Gui'er had disappeared. "Huh..." Liu Di let out a sigh of relief, "It's the earth-shrinking technique again, and Zhou Ying keeps saying that when you learn to be a human being, you can't forget to use spells!"

"What do I do? Meow! Hurry up and teach me spells!" Coffee jumps off his shoulders and grabs his legs. It was already very dissatisfied that it was thrown to Liu Di by Lin Rui and then carried around by Liu Di.

"There are so many monsters in this city, what are you in a hurry! Let's take you to the hospital..." Liu Di looked at the red cross sign that could be seen in the gap of the building in the distance, and calculated that the distance to the municipal hospital would be longer than that of Zhou Ying's house Much closer - he's in a hurry to lose the cat to someone else now.

Liu Di still put the coffee on his shoulders and staggered along the road, but a building on the side of the road attracted his attention. It was a building in the middle of a new residential area. For some reason, there were holes in the new and fashionable buildings. It was like pulling out a brick. .

"What a novel architectural style" Liu Di sighed, "If you live in it, there must be a lot of mosquitoes in summer, right?"

"I think that's a meow for our cats to live in so it's a lot easier to come and go meow." Coffee table its opinion.

"Isn't it outrageous to say that you need to take care of animals?" Liu Di scratched his head.

Why are there so many holes in human buildings? It's not about cats or monsters, so he just walked over and walked over. When they passed by, Liu Di suddenly felt it. What suddenly stopped and looked back at the coffee and looked directly at the hair on the back of the building, and it exploded without knowing it. After a long while, Liu Di shrugged: "None of my business." He took the coffee and continued on his way. And in another upstairs in this residential area, a hole suddenly appeared. A pair of small shining eyes blinked behind the hole and disappeared, and the holes appeared again quickly.

When Liu Di didn't knock on the door, he swaggered through the wall and entered Nan Yu. I don't know if he put something into a drawer and looked up and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Don't be so reluctant to be a thousand miles away." Liu Di leaned forward with a sullen face, "I'm here to greet you in the early years, let me see what you hid just now? Is it a gift for me?"

Nan Yu looked at him blankly.

"So stingy..." Liu Di muttered and sat down on the table. If he knew that if he leaned up again, he wouldn't allow Nan Yu to stab him with a sword.

"What the **** are you doing here?"

Liu Di took the coffee and threw it on the table "I'll give you a pet to play with."

Nan Yu said: "I don't want to keep monsters as pets."

Because Liu Di regarded it as a gift, the coffee that was attacking him immediately turned to Nan Yu and grabbed it: "Who is a monster, meow!"

Nan Yu raised her hand for coffee and was blocked by her. When Coffee wanted to rush over again, Nan Yu took a disposable syringe and placed it in front of him. Coffee immediately jumped back to Liu Di's shoulder, although he still shouted in disapproval but did not dare to come again.

"You're not a veterinarian, are you? Why do you treat cats like this?" Liu Di patted Caffe's head and asked Caffe to take the opportunity to bite his hand and take out his anger at Nan Yu.

"What the **** are you doing here?"

"Come to your teacher to teach this cat..." Liu Di recounted Lin Rui's inexplicably throwing coffee to himself, then shrugged and said, "My schedule is already on the seventh day of the first lunar month. If I take the time to teach this cat, it will make more than 50 women spend a sad Spring Festival. You love helping others the most, so why don't you teach it?"

"No, my spells can't be taught casually." Nan Yu said without any sympathy.

"No way! So stingy!"

Nan Yu stopped talking and looked at him with a chuckle.

"Oh, forget it, if I didn't say it." Liu Di also knew that what Nan Yu said was the truth, so he stood up and said, "I'll go to Zhou Ying, he will definitely not reject me - it's better to be a friend... By the way, what are the arrangements during the Spring Festival, Zhou Ying and Gui'er are already preparing for the festival, and I am happy to accompany the beautiful women to celebrate the festival together!"

"I'm on duty!" Nan Yu said coldly.

"It's really a holiday, why is the patient still sick!" Liu Li said confidently, then reached out and picked up the coffee, winked at Nan Yu and left.

After he left, Nan Yu took out the contents of the drawer and shook his head with a wry smile. She is holding a silk scarf in her hand and she is embroidering a picture of "Mountain Ghost" on it. This embroidery started relatively late, so it has just finished two-thirds. Since the rest are ready, let's put it It's done... Nan Yu started embroidering again, but for some reason, he stopped sewing for a moment and stared out the window...

The door of Zhou Ying's house has been newly decorated with two red lanterns and a couplet attached: The days increase, the years increase, the people increase the life, the spring is full, the universe is full of blessings. Horizontal batch: all the best. It's just that the word "person" in the couplet is now marked with an "x" with lipstick and the word "demon" is changed to the side.

"The days increase the years and the demons increase the longevity" Liu Di recited it again, "It rhymes very well." Before he could finish his words, the door opened with a bang On his face, Huo'er's wings rolled a pen and rushed out. It ignored Liu and flicked the couplet with his wings. The words "human" and "demon" disappeared, and then he swiped with a large pen. It turned out that the word "spirit" appeared in the place of the "person". It changed a bit on the couplet and then shook his head and recited: "The days increase, the years increase, the spiritual increase, the spring, the universe, the food, the door, and everything goes well -- what a good couplet."

"Lingzengshou is enough to fill the door..." Liu Di grinned just as he was about to step into the door.

I entered the house and found that since Rose came back, the house has undergone new changes The star photo of F4 was replaced by a group photo of Zhou Ying and Huo'er (which photographer dared to take pictures of them?) In the photo, Zhou Ying stared straight at the camera and looked like he didn't know how to put his hands and feet on Huo'er station. The smile on his head was a brilliant mess. The bedspreads and sand seat covers have also been changed to festive colors. The house is cleanly cleaned. A newly-bought stereo is playing the sound of the Margin. practice in.

"Finally looks like a home." Liu Di commented.

"Really." Zhou Ying never had his own opinion on these matters.

"I'll give you a cat." Liu Di stuffed him with coffee. "It's even more like a pet - if there is no fire in your house, it will definitely not allow other pets to compete for favor!"

"Who's a pet!" Huo'er flew over to give him a shot.

"You came just in time." Liu Di grabbed it: "This cat was brought back by the fox and you are the fox's friend! Then it should be your responsibility!"

"Do you want me to eat?" Huo'er looked at it and called out, "Isn't this a coffee cat!"

"Meow." Coffee stared at Fire's flapping wings, resisting the urge to pounce on the branch for a bite.

Liu Di said again that coffee needs to learn magic Just follow me. I promise to make you the most amazing monster!"

"I don't want to be a monster! Meow I just need to defeat the **** monster! Meow!"

"It's all the same!" Huo'er said smugly, "So where to start? I'll make a teaching plan first!" He often hears Lin Rui brag about how much his mother is a teacher. Fantastic now that it's getting a chance it's ready to take a bite out of the teacher's addiction. I don't know where I got a pair of glasses frames without lenses and coughed on my face: "Come with me to our class."

"It's the teacher! Meow." Coffee was frightened by it and followed him honestly.

Liu Di spreads his hands: "It's resolved. I'm going on a date!"

"Liu Di!" Ge'er stuck out his head from the kitchen and stopped him, "You're coming for New Year's Eve tonight! I've made more than 30 dishes."

"More than 30 dishes?" Liu Di grabbed his chin and said, "But I also dated more than 30 women."

"Focus on color over friends!" Rose threw the pot over, "If you don't come today, don't come again!"

"You want me to come too?" Liu Di asked Zhou Ying, who was also looking at him, and asked him, "So..." He is weighing which is more important between Zhou Ying and a woman. "Women still have fifty weeks left. Ying but... and if Gui'er is also pulling Nan Yu..." Liu Di agreed, "I'll be here at night, now go on a date!"

"Class!" Huo'er cleared his throat.

"It's meowing."

"First of all, you have to choose a person as a target!" Huo'er used a pen to draw a human figure on the wall which served as a blackboard (whiteboard?).

"Choose a person to target meow." Coffee listens intently.

"Then you have to analyze which type he is."

"Analysis type meow."

"There are so many people who want to analyze them. There is no shortcut. The only way is to accumulate experience and eat more!"

"Eating more with accumulated experience meow." But what does accumulated experience have to do with eating more? Coffee began to be incomprehensible.

"When eating people, be aware that some people are not tasty at all..."

"Be careful when eating people... meow... woo... eat people?..."

"The most delicious part of a person is the internal organs, but there are some people..." Huo'er said so much that he lowered his head, only to find that his student was lying on the ground motionless. "Hoo," the flames on his body suddenly became intense, "Dare to sleep in my class, I don't care about my teacher Huo'er! Get up!" He slapped his wings towards the coffee.

"Wow! Woo!" Huo'er jumped up as soon as he got close to the coffee and shouted, "Eating people! Meow eating people! Meow!" He started jumping up and down in the room and climbing up the curtains He jumped onto the closet, jumped on the chandelier, jumped down, landed on the TV, stepped on Zhou Ying's head, jumped onto the sand, buried his head under a pile of mats, shook and shouted, "Man-eating monsters... meow... ...eat people...meow..."

"..." Rose heard the noise in the living room and ran out with a pot to see "Huo'er, what happened to your students?"

Huo'er said inexplicably, "It seems that he fainted after hearing the lessons I taught him."

"What did you teach it?" Rose took the coffee out and coaxed it carefully. "Okay, little Mimi is all right, so cute Mimi is all right, darling." Coffee unceremoniously He curled up in her arms and acted coquettishly.

"Pet..." Huo'er curled his lips in disdain, "That's all you need to teach a cannibal!" It waved its wings, "I kicked you out of the school, I'm too lazy to teach you such an idiot" It took off the frame with no interest One piece flew to Zhou Ying, buried his head in his wings and lowered his head, ready to go to bed in the morning, ignoring Gui'er's distressed cry: "Where are the lenses of my newly bought sunglasses?"

While cooking, Rose cut a few pieces of fish for coffee and poured milk for it, and asked it gently, "What's wrong with you, kitty? Why do you have to learn magic?"

"What a gentle monster meow..." Coffee has finally gotten a little attention in the past two days, and I almost cried. "It seems like my master... meow..."

"Oh that's right." Rose put a few shrimps on her plate after listening to the reason from the coffee. "The kitten is so brave, she's not even afraid of monsters!"

"Of course meow I'm the greatest cat meow ever!" Coffee's mood improved.

"Then let me teach you!" Rose turned off the gas and took off her apron, clapping her hands.

"Really? Meow!" Coffee asked in surprise.

"Of course I'm very good!" Rose rarely has the opportunity to brag in front of other monsters and says "Come on, I'll teach you from attacking spells."

"It's meowing."

"First choose a target."

"Select the target meow first?" Wouldn't it be another person? Coffee can't help but lift my heart.

Gui Er looked around and picked up an apple and said, "That's it."

"Phew..." Coffee secretly let out a breath.

"Then..." Rose put the apple on the table and said, "You have to adjust the mana in your body to condense the power on your fingertips..."

"Concentrate the power in the body on the paws and meow." Coffee raised one paw to gather the power, and the nails were stretched out because of too much force.

"Then point your finger at the target!" Rose pointed at the apple and shouted: "Ji!"

Coffee covered his eyes nervously, waiting for the magic to happen.

One second, three seconds, ten seconds...

Coffee pops his eyes from behind his paws and asks, "Is the apple dead? Meow!"

"Haha..." Huo'er rolled in Zhou Ying's arms and laughed "haha..."

Gui'er blushed and said: "Such a difficult spell is very difficult to succeed!" She exerted all her strength and shouted at Apple again: "Disease!"

With a loud bang, the chandelier on the top fell down and smashed the coffee on the head. It was all because of the cat's agility that it got under the sand in time and took a life. The chandelier fell heavily on the ground, "Crash!" The shards flew around. Even Zhou Ying, who had been cultivating with his eyes closed, also opened his eyes and looked at the broken glass on the ground and then at Rose.

Gui'er's face turned even redder as she tapped towards the apple and shouted, "Jijiji!"

"Bang!" The glass coffee table is also doomed.

"Bang" Zhou Yingyi raised his hand to block the spell that hit him.

"Bang!" The coffee flew out and slammed into the wall.

"Ah kitty!" Jewel screamed and rushed to save it. Without waiting for Rose to get close to the coffee, she didn't even care about the bleeding on her head, and hid behind Zhou Ying. Zhou Ying picked up the coffee and brushed the wound on its head with her hands before the coffee could respond. The injury has disappeared.

"You're the only monster here, meow, they're all disguised by something else, meow." Coffee grabbed Zhou Ying tightly and refused to let go of his claws.

"I can teach you other spells, kitty," Rose said softly.

"Meow... meow..." Coffee desperately grabbed Zhou Ying.

Rose pouted back into the kitchen in disappointment.

"If you want to learn spells, you should first cultivate your soul and body." Zhou Ying put the coffee in front of the sunny window and said, "I will teach you how to absorb the essence of sunlight first."

This time, I was finally relieved to hear the opening words like "Find a target first".

"The light of the sun and the moon contains the essence of heaven and earth, and our monsters absorb these essences to improve their mana. Now you should look carefully..." Zhou Ying put his hand on the coffee head to guide it to see the sun.

"One by one... meow." Coffee was surprised to see the tiny golden particles in the sunlight that basks in every day.

"That's right, this is the time to relax and breathe what falls on you into your body with your own breath."

For the first time, getting the essence of sunlight into the skin and into the bloodstream feels as if the whole body is on fire, but it makes the body very comfortable. "This is the magic meow..." It asked Zhou Ying a little moved, but when he spoke like this, the essence of the sunlight disappeared, and what appeared in its eyes became ordinary sunlight again. "No? Meow! Why not? Meow!" Coffee grabbed Zhou Ying anxiously and cried.

"At the beginning, you have to concentrate fully or you will not be able to see. After a long time, your mana has improved and your body has become accustomed to this kind of cultivation without having to see with your eyes." Zhou Ying explained seriously.

"Is that so? Meow." Coffee stared at the sun seriously and the thing really appeared again.

"Perseverance will lead to success." Zhou Ying encouraged the coffee and then started the practice again.

"That's not bad!" Coffee thinks that it's good for cats to get good at basking in the sun! It earnestly collected the essence of sunlight and began to practice for the first time in its life.

"Is it twenty hours? Meow, how good is my ability now? Meow."

"Is it time to eat? Meow I can smell the fragrance meow."

"I've been standing there for a few days? Meow, why doesn't the sun go down? Meow."

"Even the tail is stiff and meowing."

"Want to sleep meow."

“…”

After I took the coffee seriously, I kept thinking about it for a while, and finally I secretly opened my eyes. Rose was still busy in the kitchen and Zhou Ying was still sitting on the side cultivating. He rolled over on his belly and fell asleep on Zhou Ying's knees. Zhengxiang smashed her mouth to eat in her sleep. Coffee looked at the watch and only practiced for 20 minutes at 2:20. "Could it be two o'clock in the afternoon several days later? Meow, did you delay the duel? Meow." Although Coffee thought so, he knew it was impossible.

"Let's try how good I am first! Meow." Coffee excitedly stood up and pointed at the apple that Rose had placed there with his paws and yelled, "Zi meow."

Apple ignores it.

"Sick! Meow!"

- Rose at least broke a chandelier, a coffee table and a coffee head but the coffee didn't break anything.

"You liar! Meow! It's useless at all! Meow!" Coffee angrily pounced on Zhou Ying and scratched his face with his claws. "Teach me the real spell Meow."

"This is the most basic spell." Zhou Ying frowned. "How can you learn anything else if you don't even have a good foundation!"

"Then why is it useless? Meow!"

"You've only practiced this spell for so long. You need to persevere."

"How long? Meow a day? Meow!"

"Two days? Meow."

"Does it take ten days? Meow!"

Zhou Ying shook his head while listening to his question and finally said: "It will take about a hundred years to see significant results."

"One hundred years...meow...woo..." Coffee felt like he was about to pass out again "How long is a hundred years meow..." He is now one and a half years old and more than sixty years old Time to live is...

Zhou Ying looked at it strangely - does it really not even have a basic concept of time and wonder how long a hundred years is?

"Is there a faster spell meow..." Coffee almost choked.

"Quick?" Zhou Ying has nothing to do with the young monsters who can't bear hardship now. "If you combine breathing and absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon, you can have a small success in fifty years." - You want Zhou Ying added this sentence in his heart if he was very serious.

"..." Coffee really passed out this time. "I'm going to a duel the day after tomorrow! Meow! Faster! Meow!"

"Learn spells in three days?" This time it was Zhou Ying's turn to faint. "How is this possible!"

"Aren't you a monster! Hand over the easiest spell to learn! Meow!" Coffee was about to go crazy.

"No" Zhou Ying said truthfully, "Spells require a long time of practice and accumulation. If you want to achieve it, you will only make a mess like Gui'er just now."

Gui'er was chopping vegetables in the kitchen while listening to Zhou Ying's evaluation, she couldn't help but pouted, but she immediately smiled and shook her head, poured the cut vegetables into the pot and hummed a song Make the next dish.

The coffee in the living room is still threatening Zhou Ying: "I want to learn the magic meow in less time!"

Zhou Ying bit her lip and thought seriously: "The Five Elements Technique will take at least fifty years; the Lightning Technique will take thirty years; the Five Ghosts will take thirty years; Tai Chi and Bagua Monsters will take at least fifty years to learn than humans. It takes about 100 years to make a magic weapon; it takes ten years of skill to make alchemy and medicine..."

Coffee asked, "Anything else? Meow..."

Zhou Ying shook his head in embarrassment.

"Wow...you useless monsters meow...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

"There is nothing in the world that can be done overnight." Zhou Ying tried to comfort him.

But it didn't work for the heartbroken coffee, who grabbed Zhou Ying's leg with his paws and cried, "I'm going to lose to that monster meow! I'm going to lose all the cat's face! Meow, I'm going to be the food for fried monsters! Meow! It's all because you stupid monsters, Meow, clearly call themselves monsters, but they don't know anything!"

Zhou Ying patted its head at a loss, trying to get it off his legs first. Coffee's claws tightly grabbed Zhou Ying through his clothes while "crying" and peeking at his reaction - if it made this move on weekdays, its owner would have compromised long ago, but Zhou Yingxiang couldn't feel the pain. This time, the coffee was really angry and cried. "If you want me to lose face in a duel, I'd rather not live meow! I'm going to die meow...woo..."

"Noisy!" Huo'er was awakened from a sound sleep and jumped up from Zhou Ying's legs in a fit of anger. "I'll eat you now, and you dare to disturb me to sleep!"

"Woohoo ... you stupid monsters meow can't teach me spells just want to kill cats and kill meals ... Woo ..." Coffee jumped up and down at the fire, "Despicable Monster! Meow ... wow ...useless youkai! Meow... woo..."

Huo'er, who was just trying to scare it, really got angry and rushed towards it. At this time, Coffee was very clever and got under Zhou Ying's arm and used Zhou Ying to block himself and continue to scream.

Huo'er shouted angrily: "I have to eat you! Come out!"

"No! Meow!"

"I can't do anything if you don't? Ying gets out of the way! Let me burn the demon cat!" Huo'er rushed over and stretched his wings under Zhou Ying's arm to dig out the cat.

"Woo...killed the cat...meow...woo..." Coffee was sure that Zhou Ying would not let go and scream.

"Huo'er!" The noise in the living room finally disturbed Rose. Seeing this situation, she shouted and slammed the pot at Huo'er, "Why are you bullying the poor kitten!"

"I bullied it!" Huo'er's eyes widened, "I have never been bullied by a monster before! It even made fun of me and I had to eat it!"

Gui'er wanted to carry the coffee over to protect Huo'er and wanted to get it and eat it, but the coffee wisely knew that Zhou Ying could protect herself better than Rose, and continued to yell, "Kill the cat and let it go. ... Meow... woo..." The noise in the room became a mess, and the hot oil flying out of the burning Shaguier's pot caused by the sound of plates, pots and bowls and the anger of the fire caused Zhou Ying to be immersed in dire straits. middle.

——This is what Liu Di saw when he came in with a large bag of things in his arms.

"Oh! Oh!" Liu Di's eyes widened. "The last battle of the year!" He sat down on the unfired sand, clapped his hands and encouraged him, "Come on! Come on!" I don't know. Who is he encouraging.

"Because of the cat you brought..." Zhou Ying looked at him and explained. To be able to speak so calmly in such chaos is none other than Zhou Ying.

"Is that so? It's my responsibility." Liu Di is not someone who can evade responsibility. He came over to pat Gui'er "Something is messed up."

"Ah!" Rose screamed and rushed into the kitchen "My Gong Bang Chicken!"

"Feed that cat was brought by the fox." Liu Di patted Huo'er again.

"Little fox..." Huo'er stopped tearing at the coffee. "What he brought back should be the food that he eats before I can't grab my friends' food." - of course, because cats are not delicious It's another matter.

"Okay?" Liu Di said to Zhou Ying, who was finally able to stand up from the chaos.

Zhou Ying brought the coffee to him: "We can't teach it to you."

"No way! You and Huo'er are counted in the city. It's too embarrassing to teach a cat!"

"Teach it." Zhou Ying handed him the coffee beforehand, so that he didn't think there was anything wrong or shameful about not being able to teach this cat. After all, its requirements were really difficult to meet.

"I'm here for New Year's Eve dinner, how can I be free?"

"Liar meow... woo... monsters are all liars meow..." Coffee began to sip the sip again and fake cry "Bullying the poor cat... meow... woo..." Because it found this trick Useful for monsters as well as masters.

"I can't take it anymore! I'm still going to eat it!" Huo'er shouted, covering his head with his wings: "It's as noisy as a police car!"

"Give it back to you." Zhou Ying also frowned and handed back the "police car" to Liu Di.

Liu Di looked at the cat whose limbs were messing up and made an unimaginable sound and couldn't help but retreat back: "I have to take over?"

"It was originally yours!" Huo'er rushed over, "Tell it to shut up!"

"Okay, I'll teach you! Stop howling!" Liu Di shouted with his hands open.

"Really meow." Immediately, not a single tear could be seen.

"It's amazing!" Huo'er whispered in admiration, "I'll try this method next time if the movie doesn't give me a satisfactory answer."

Coffee is still there looking at Liu Di suspiciously, "Didn't you teach me to 'eat people' again? Meow."

"Didn't you think you could learn it!"

"Not pretending to teach me to meow is actually hitting me with a chandelier and breaking my head? Meow!"

"...Am I a rose again?"

"Isn't it a hundred years? Meow."

"Surely right away."

"If you teach me earlier, it will be finished meowing. Why do you turn around to find three idiot monsters meowing." Coffee raised his tail and walked proudly in front of Liu Di.

The setting sun turned on the lights in the house. Rose was clearing the table and arranging the food and drinks. She worked her whole day to prepare twenty or thirty dishes and filled a large round table. Liu Di came out of another room with coffee, and he didn't know what he had taught about coffee in the past few hours, only to see coffee looking smug and confident.

"Are you ready to eat?" Liu Dixian leaned over the table and sniffed, "Gui'er's craftsmanship really has nothing to say."

"Of course." Rose said proudly, putting down the last set of tableware.

"One, two, three, four...eight sets of tableware?" Liu Di asked in confusion.

"Yeah" Gui'er's hand index "Zhou Yinghuoer, you and my little cat Nan Yu and Xiaowen Xiaochi are eight. I heard that Lin Rui went to my grandmother's house so I didn't plan to invite him."

"Really?" Liu Di was thinking about how to get Nan Yu to join in. He really didn't expect that Rose would invite Nan Yu and couldn't help but ask, "You invited Nan Yu?"

"Zhou Ying has already gone to invite her!" Gui'er said of course, "Everyone lives in the city, and she is Zhou Ying's friend. It's been a lively New Year together. Now..." She set up the table and opened it up He said with both hands, "Call Xiaowen and Xiaochi to dinner."

Ten seconds, twenty seconds and one minute after Rose chanted the spell...nothing was born.

"You are too embarrassed to use a spell that only succeeds twice in ten times!" Liu Di said "haha" with a big laugh.

"But she has been summoned eleven times today!" Huo'er said while stealing. It disdains the red leopard and Wenli, who are also spiritual beasts, and does not want them to appear in its own home.

"Haha... Rose, your record is set again!" Liu Di laughed happily while also joining the ranks of stealing with coffee.

"No! Yes! Eat!" Gui'er shouted and swung the pot and knocked the three of them off the table, she stood in front of the table with her waist down, "No one wants to eat before Xiaochi and Xiaowen come! "

"Ugh... that's coming next year and we're going to starve to death!" Liu Di fell on the sand pretending to be weak.

The Twelfth Summoning;

The Thirteenth Summoning;

The fifteenth call;

Twentieth Summoning...

Gui'er worked tirelessly and Liu Di started pretending to be sleeping and taking a few sips of coffee while blowing the fire.

The twenty-second call;

The twenty-fifth call...

Gui Er pouted and shook her hands: "It must be too tired to cook today."

The twenty-sixth call;

The twenty-ninth call...

Zhou Ying pushed open the door and walked in, followed by Nan Yu.

"Oh, is this the magic of summoning spirit beasts? It's the first time I've seen it." Nan Yu said novelly, looking at Rose.

Rui'er blushed slightly and read out the thirtieth summon with full concentration. The space in the room began to distort, creating a wave of statistics, first a raccoon and then a mighty red leopard jumped into the room.

"Xiaowen Xiaochi! I miss you so much!" Gui'er jumped up and hugged their necks and kissed them a few times. "I'll introduce you to my friends..." Gui'er told the two spirits The beast points to the monsters in a room "Zhou Ying, my best friend and neighbor..."

Zhou Ying nodded to them.

"Huo'er is also a spirit beast and is very cute!"

"Humph!" Huo'er ignored them.

"Liu Di's smartest monster!"

"Haha... I accidentally let everyone know my strengths!" Liu Di didn't know what modesty meant.

"Nan Yu, she is the most virtuous monster here."

"It's an honor to see Nan Yu, the two spirit beasts, driving Nan Yu." Nan Yu is the only monster in the room who knows the existence of "politeness".

"By the way, there are kittens." Rose held up the coffee. "Look how pretty and fluffy to the touch."

"Meow" coffee stared nervously at the red leopard, guarding against the oversized "cat".

Actually, the monsters in the house, including the mighty Huo'er, are all holding a string in their hearts, facing this pair of spirit beasts, the raccoon and the red leopard, although they are not as powerful as Bifang. But standing under the same roof with two adult spirit beasts couldn't help them not be nervous.

The spirit beasts are also looking at them.

"Everyone" Red Leopard said first, "Gui'er is still a child and she is too naive and we can't follow her often, so I will trouble you to take care of her on weekdays in the future! I thank you in advance." The raccoon bowed to everyone together.

Zhou Ying and the others hurriedly returned the gift.

Everyone already understands that the relationship between these two spirit beasts and Rose is completely different from that of Zhou Ying and Huo'er. Huo'er is the child of this family, the little overlord. The focus of his life is to be coquettish, willful, and to be pampered. The red leopard and Wenli are the parents of Rose. They watched her grow up and used to take care of her with her mother and raise her. They love her and worry about not being able to be by her side all the time. Standing here are not two powerful and terrifying spirit beasts, but a pair of parents who care about their children. Thinking of this, the monsters breathed a sigh of relief, and the atmosphere in the room suddenly relaxed--in case two "Huo'er" came, everyone was no longer worried about the thought that once made them shudder.

"It's ready to eat!" Rose announced cheerfully. She was very proud that the results of her hard work all day were praised by everyone. "Everyone, sit down and I'll open the wine!" Rose removed the spell on the food to keep it warm. "I bought champagne, beer, and Coke. What are you drinking?"

The monsters and beasts sat down around the table, although a few thought the feast was missing something crucial: such as spirits and dishes based on humans or other monsters, but the vast majority of ginseng "eaten" "People already think it's the most hearty, delicious meal they've ever eaten.

The table is full of delicious meals. The TV is plugged into the Chinese New Year party. In the distant night, the dazzling fireworks are set against the sound of "crackling" firecrackers - although the ban has been enacted many years ago. There are always some people who think that the Spring Festival without fireworks and firecrackers is too lonely to stick to the tradition and bring entertainment to others and keep the police busy - even if there is a room full of monsters, this seems to be a standard human Spring Festival.

Liu Di's boastful indifference mobilized all the atmosphere in the audience, and Zhou Ying was the most serious listener. Nan Yu just distributed to everyone the gift he brought: several pairs of Seiko embroidery. Huo'er is a handkerchief embroidered with a cute flamingo. Rose is a silk scarf embroidered with Xu Beihong's "Ghost in the Mountain" Liu Di also got a handkerchief, but only the character "地" in seal script is embroidered on it. There are no other patterns. Simple and elegant. Only Zhou Ying got a lot by himself - a set of seat covers that can be put on the seat, carefully embroidered with landscapes.

"You put it in the car at Ke'er." Zhou Ying quietly picked it up, Nan Yu said.

"It seems to be very far off..." Rose looked at her hand and said to herself when she went into the kitchen to serve everyone, "I can't even take a needle...but...she squinted at her. Laughing at his own shadow reflected on the stainless steel pot, "I'm cute too, right? "She picked up the last dish and went out and announced: "Everyone's dishes are ready!" Dumplings for dinner and then we went out for fireworks too - I was all set. "

In any case, this is a festival that will leave good memories for everyone because of Rose's careful preparation and care because of Liu Di's wonderful speeches and jokes because of Zhou Ying's ability to listen to everyone carefully Because of Nan Yu's generous demeanor and Cai Yi because of Huo'er's unreasonable vexatiousness (?), and because of Wenli and Chibao's stability, of course, because of the cute fluffy cats that can be held in his arms. The monsters know that they will definitely remember this Spring Festival clearly in the long years to come.

At twelve o'clock midnight, after Nan Yu rushed back to the hospital, Wenli and Chibao also left (the air and order in the city made them uncomfortable) Liu Di, who drank a case of wine, kept claiming that he did not Drunk but also fell asleep on the sand. After sending off Rose, Zhou Ying and Huo'er also went back to the bedroom to rest, only coffee was left, sitting on the window sill looking at the messy house in the dark and the night sky where fireworks were still rising outside.

"Master..."

It was a really nice evening with the host and there will never be a chance to fly in the air, set off fireworks and sit at the table to eat but...

"I still want to spend the holidays with my master..." Tears rolled down the coffee's eyes, and it was desperately trying to "wash" its face with its claws, but the tears flowed unsatisfactorily. "I want to go home, I want to sleep in the same bed with the master, I want to eat the milk and shrimp cooked by the master..."

The master must be spending his holidays happily somewhere at this time, and will he live with these monsters after he has a home and cannot go home? "I've been abandoned... The master doesn't want me anymore!" Coffee finally choked after holding back. "In the future, I will never steal food, grind my claws on the sand, fish tropical fish, shave pots, bite the owner's mobile phone, go out and play, turn on the TV by myself, climb the curtains, or bully the neighbor's children and dogs... ...the master doesn't want me... woohoo." It choked and cried and finally made up its mind to go home to find the master after the duel, as long as he behaved a little bit more pitifully and the master would not throw himself out. "Woohoo, I really want to go home ..." I slept next to my host at home and slept on the warm and soft bed, but now I have to spend the night on the cold window sill. Huo'er was sleeping on the bed and rolled from one end to the other. Even Zhou Ying was kicked into the corner by it. If the coffee dared to go up, it would probably be kicked out of the window by it. Never lean on him even for coffee.

"Woooo..." Coffee cried in a low voice, and finally got tired of crying, and slowly fell into sleep, having a sweet dream of a master bringing it home with food and apologizing to it.

On the first day of the new year, Liu Di gave up all the appointments to do devil training on coffee. They closed the door in the room and didn't know what he taught about coffee. They only knew that they could teach hard and study hard. The three dinners were taken and eaten in the house by Guier after he knocked on the door.

Huo'er was still sleeping, watching TV, playing games, eating...doing the daily things he liked, but when the sun gradually went down, he began to transfer his curiosity to the house where Liu Di and Coffee stayed. It lay on the door and listened for a while only to hear the coffee screaming "Ahhhhh".

"What the **** is that dog teaching? Could he teach better than me?" Once Huo'er's curiosity was piqued, he could do anything. It was about to kick the door open and rush in right now.

"Huo'er?" Zhou Ying called it for the third time looking at its strange behavior.

"Why?" answered 300 percent impatiently.

"I'm leaving, will you come with me today?"

"Go?" Huo'er slapped her head, it was Zhou Ying's work time. It hesitated for two seconds between accompany Zhou Ying and curiosity before flying to Zhou Ying's shoulder. "Let's go, let's go hunting!" - Zhou Ying's daily work time is Huo'er's hunting time. When encountering passengers who are not pleasing to the eye, according to the agreement between him and Zhou Ying, whether the other party is a human or a monster, he will force them to pay with meat. fare. Huo'er has not met suitable prey for a month, so he is eager to hunt again.

"I'm still going to work on the first day of the new year!" Rose, who is challenging the embroidery challenge, asked with a dozen stitches in her hand.

"Yeah." Zhou Ying agreed and walked over to help her heal her injuries and said, "Don't pierce when I'm not at home." Then he walked out the door.

"Why don't you tie it! They are embroidering." Rose bit her nails and pouted, "I'm not as talented as others, so I don't need to say that." She grabbed the messy embroidered work and looked at it. He muttered, "Abstract work." He threw it on the coffee table. She sat in the room by herself and rolled her eyes, and finally landed on the door of the house where Liu Di and the others were staying. "Oh...learning spells." She crept over to the door and listened.

"Ooooooo!" Coffee is yelling.

Rose jumped back in shock.

"Ahhhh!" The voice was faintly audible through the door.

"Isn't it talking about practicing spells? Isn't that practicing vocals?" Rose was puzzled.

Zhou Ying usually works until dawn. Of course, that's when she comes back. Gui'er watched TV for a while. She was bored and fell asleep without realizing it. When she opened her eyes hazy, she saw Liu They had already come out of the house.

"Now let's start the actual combat exercise." Liu Di instructed, "You use the first trick I taught first!"

"Yes!" Coffee roared in agreement with a loud roar, and rushed towards something on the table to "brush" and "brush" both claws and "fur" flying.

"Yeah!" Rose screamed and jumped up. "My 'rabbit'!" It was Rose's beloved stuffed toy that was used to make coffee. When Rose's eyes fell on the room In the room of the classroom, a louder voice called out, "My little bear, my crocodile, my little pig!" Almost all the plush toys she had collected were lying there in pieces, full of batting and flying. It's all over there.

"Use the second trick again!" Liu Di was still training coffee loudly.

"Yes!" Coffee yelled and rushed towards the toy rabbit, biting it on its neck and the teeth sunk into it. Coffee screamed "Umm" and shredded the toy rabbit by shaking its head.

"What are you doing!" Rose rushed to rescue her rabbit and competed for coffee. "You took my babies! Take my babies!"

"Well, use the third move now!" said Liu Di commanding Ruoding.

Coffee grabbed Rose head-on, then slammed his hind legs, turned over in the air, opened his mouth, and bit down. A series of actions can be scored 9.99 points in one go. Rose managed to escape these attacks and could not help but stand there.

"Hahahaha how did I teach!" Liu Di was triumphant.

"Hmph, what kind of magic is this! This isn't a fight!" Rose said in disapproval.

"Teach a guy who knows nothing about spells in two days? This fairy can't do it! It's better to teach him how to use his own instincts to duel." Liu Di raised his nose high Said "Also I taught it spells too! Show her a coffee dew."

"Yes!" Coffee promised and solemnly put on a stance and shouted "Ah, I'm hungry..."

"It turns out that I was learning elementary school Chinese, no wonder it sounds like an onomatopoeia exercise." Rose said with a wink.

"No!" Liu Di rushed into the coffee and shouted "Cry a spell!"

"Fuck!" Coffee yelled with a wave of his paw.

Rose closed her eyes in fright, but nothing happened after the coffee shouted.

"Very good!" Liu Di praised, "Let's go to the next spell!"

"Hack!"

"Good! Continue!"

"Shock!"

"Okay, I'll do it this way in the future."

Gui'er looked at them suspiciously: "What are you doing! It's obviously just teaching it to shout, what kind of magic is this!"

"It's just yelling!" Liu Di shouted, "You think it's easy to teach it! Do you know how much effort it takes me to just make it not say that 'meow'! It's just! Really! No respect for the fruits of my labor!"

"Yeah, did I say something was wrong!" Rose finally found out what the difference she had felt since just now. It turns out that the "meow" that coffee has to add to every sentence is gone. "I said why did I hear you doing vocal training? It was for this! But even so, it still won't be able to ask for it? Only What's the use of shouting!"

"It's enough to shout." Liu Di handed over three spells from the air at once. "When the time comes, stick my painting on it as long as it can use it."

"So that's how it is..." Rose nodded, "If you want to win by cheating, Liu Di is just what you think."

"Of course! Hahahaha" Liu Di immediately accepted the praise. He stretched his waist and said, "That's it for the training. I'll take you to practice tomorrow and you can duel the next day! Now go to bed." Turning to Rose, he opened his hand.

"Bang!" After a loud noise, Liu Di appeared under the coffee table. Rose yawned: "I'm really going to bed - you'd better fix my treasures as soon as possible or we'll eat garlic dog meat tomorrow morning." After saying that, he walked out the door with his hands behind his back and went back to his own home. went.

Caffeine woke up not long after dawn because she was worried about going to an "internship", and walked nervously around the room, practicing the moves she had learned over and over again - by this time Rose had put her baby With all the toys hidden, he had to work on the sand cushions and make a room full of cotton. However, Liu Di fell asleep as if nothing had happened until he refused to get up after lunch.

"What can he teach you!" Huo Erwu was worried about his coffee "sleeping" in his class, and while eating Liu Di's meal, he said, "You will definitely lose in a duel and then be killed. The other party ate it. But don't worry, I will eat that monster again to avenge you."

"I want to win! Meow!"

"Don't add" "Meow!" Liu Di came over in his sleep, losing a shoe.

"When the **** are we going to 'intern'!" Coffee asked eagerly.

"Beauty... um..." Liu Di turned over and hugged the pillow and fell asleep again.

Time passed minute by minute. When Liu Di finally got up, it was almost sunset and it was time for Zhou Ying and Huo'er to go out.

"You said you were going to 'intern' and slept all day!" Coffee yelled angrily.

"I taught you one night, of course you should sleep all day!" Liu Di roared back, "It's a lot of trouble if you don't pay a cent of tuition! Zhou Ying sent us out for an 'internship'".

Get on Zhou Ying's train and couldn't help but ask: "Why are you going to 'intern'?"

Liu Di smiled lightly: "Catch the demon."

Zhou Ru's car is parked next to a newly built residential area. This residential area has a distinctive feature - this is Liu Di and coffee who have seen Zhou Ying on the radio and heard Huo'er on the TV news What I've seen - is that there are holes one by one in the building. There are now more holes in the upper floors than when Liu Di and Coffee saw them. They are distributed over a dozen buildings in this residential area, making these buildings look like something called a "sieve".

"What are you doing here?"

"Catch the monster!"

Huo'er, who was driving away with Zhou Ying, immediately pricked up her ears when she heard the words "catch food" (does it have ears to **** up?) and forced Zhou Ru to drive back. It glanced around and asked Liu Di: "Where is the food?"

Liu Di pointed to the building group: "These holes are definitely the coffee made by monsters. If you catch this monster, you will be a teacher."

"I'm going to find and eat!" Huo'er immediately flew towards the building group. Liu Di grabbed its tail feathers: "This is an 'internship' topic for cats."

Huo'er put her face in his eyes and said, "But I'm hungry and I want to eat!"

"You just had dinner!"

"It's a late night snack."

"The cat was left by the fox! You ungrateful bastard!"

"Okay" Hearing that it was Lin Rui's entrustment, Huo'er had to give in. "Let it go but bring it back to me to eat." The coffee was on the ground trying to wash his face while shaking Huo'er and kicked it on its back, "Go quickly. !”

Coffee jumped up all of a sudden and pursed his ears as he watched the black and huhu buildings finally start to walk, but they were going backwards step by step until they got to the side of the car and got under the car.

"Give it to me!" Liu Di pulled it out and threw it in the building group. "This is the most suitable for you. If you can't catch it, don't come back to see me!"

Coffee moves cautiously among the buildings. It looks like every shadow and every brick is like a monster that will pounce at any time. It walks silently with its tail between its ears and its ears, ready to walk around and say "nothing to see" before going back to meet.

Things just don't live up to their meaning.

As soon as I turned a building, I heard a "click" and something came over.

"Monster!" Coffee yelled in his heart and crawled into the nearest corridor.

Several groups of light slowly moved in. There were voices and footsteps.

"What kind of quality problem is this?!" Why does a building that has just been built for less than two months behave like this! Buyers are clamoring for their money back and for compensation! What do you say to do! &;"This...it really doesn't look like a quality issue."

"What's the problem! Artificial! Natural! Weathered!"

"This...this..."

"You don't need to be here! If you can't figure out why the insurance company won't pay you, you will pay? I asked your company to build a building without signing a quality contract!"

"Wait, Mr. Chen, how can this be considered a quality problem!"

"What did you say!"

“…”

The voice gradually faded away. "It turned out to be a few humans." Coffee let out a sigh of relief.

"Phew..." Another exhalation sound came from behind.

"Who..." Coffee twisted his stiff neck to see that a pair of faint eyes were also looking at it. "The monster-monster-out--come--" Coffee felt that he didn't even have the strength to run away.

"Ah—" Those little eyes suddenly let out a strange cry, turned and ran, accidentally fell on the stairs, got up and ran.

"It escaped!" Coffee blinked in disbelief. "It ran away when it saw me!" It mustered up the courage to ignite its fighting spirit, raised its claws and shouted to the fleeing monster: "Ji" Liu Di left on it. Immediately, the spell struck the monster who was desperately escaping upstairs, causing the opponent to fall.

"Success!" The coffee cheered, "I'm so good!" It jumped up and shouted with confidence: "Cat's paw!" "Cat's tooth!" "Cat kick!" Three unique tricks greeted him. The monster collapsed to the ground with a scream. Coffee has already seen that the other party is a thin "human" man. Without thinking about it, it attacked and bit the other party, shaking his head and "huhu".

"Clap clap clap!" Liu Di clapped his hands and walked over, "Nice job! Letting you deal with this mouse is really the best choice."

Coffee was still very proud of his first battle victory when he heard this sentence and squinted to the opponent in his mouth - the opponent has already shown its true shape under its attack. It is...

"Rat!" The coffee monster shouted and threw the opponent out. "Soap solution, disinfectant!" It screamed and ran, "Rat, bacteria!"

"Are you a cat?" Liu Di caught the mouse and looked at the coffee that was wiping his mouth with his coat.

"Cat is not a tool for catching mice!" Coffee angrily shouted, "The owner said that there are a lot of bacteria on mice that must not be touched! You actually lied to me to bite this kind of thing! Ah, it's dirty! It's dirty! I I'm going to get sick!"

"What kind of cat does the owner really keep!" - This is Liu Di's only comment.

"Monster!"

"You didn't bite the mouse, it was the monster, you understand now that you can deal with the monster!"

"I defeated the monster..." Coffee looked at the mouse on the ground and then looked at his paws and gradually understood "I won! Hahaha, what is the monster or the cat?!"

The rat monster gradually woke up and gradually turned into that dry, thin, black country peasant-like human who shivered under the gaze of three monsters and a spirit beast.

"I said it's good to eat, but why does it look so bad..." Huo'er said with a frown, "You won't force me to eat it, will you?"

"...Who would force you to do this kind of thing" Liu Di patted the coffee who was still wiping Liu Di's clothes with his paws, "After the internship, you're graduating, okay, can you let go of my clothes? "

"But I bit a mouse--woooooooo-" The coffee was saddened.

Liu Di shrugged, picked up the coffee and said to Zhou Yinghuoer, "Let's go."

"Then what about it?" Although Huo'er didn't want to waste it, he looked at the mouse unwillingly.

"Let it go - it's a strange monster playing here every day." Liu Di couldn't figure out why the mouse had to persevere in burrowing here for days.

"Wow woo-woo- gentlemen, have pity on me, the old and the young--" The mouse finally figured out what happened--it was caught by a group of powerful monsters, and it fell to the ground on both knees After kneeling down, he started kowtowing and wailing loudly, "Lord, please do well, the younger one has a 3-year-old mother and a 3-year-old child! Be merciful, gentlemen, don't eat the little ones, gentlemen..."

Huo'er's eyes followed his kowtow frequency for a while and felt dizzy.

"Lord, please, please, please, please, please don't eat small..."

Liu Di involuntarily put his hand into Zhou Ying's pocket, took out his wallet, and explained in his mouth, "I don't know why I want to pay for it when I hear the call of 'Uncle, do good'."

"Then why did you pay me?" Although Zhou Ying was so puzzled, he didn't say anything but said, "I never thought that there are monsters who are also begging."

"Isn't there a wonder in the world?" Liu Di said after handing over the money.

"Money..." The rat took the one-hundred-yuan bill with trembling hands. "Not only did this uncle not kill me, he also..." Tears fell heavily, "At least I can buy a decent dress for the old lady and go home. now..."

"You...you are a monster, right? Why do you look like a fugitive." Liu Di asked with a frown.

"The villain didn't escape from the famine. It was indeed the monster's hometown, Weixian's rat demon Zhang Twenty-seven, who came here to work, but was unable to return home and stayed here because of the bad employer's ignorance. He said with tears in his eyes, "This year's New Year's Festival for the villain's family will be in vain..."

"..." Liu Di's mouth grinned as he heard it. "You're a bitter exploited person, but you are also a monster, aren't you? As for being bullied by humans like this?"

"The villain comes from a humble race and has a bad reputation because he has sworn to be a demon since his grandfather's generation. He has been farming and working for a living. say. It seems that he was also in deep pain to the employer who cheated him to work for a year but didn't give him a penny, but he still endured it and didn't do anything to the other party.

"So you came to demolish his building to vent your hatred!" Liu Di understood a little.

"No, no, no small people dare not do such wicked things." The mouse hurriedly said, "These buildings are all built by small people, and even if they don't get the wages they deserve, they want to do it for themselves. The work was taken back.”

"Take back the work you've done?" Liu Di looked at the sieve-like buildings. "You mean to tear down the parts you did?"

"It's the part that others have worked hard to build. The villain who never dares to destroy is just taking away what he did," said the mouse.

"Makes sense!" Liu nodded.

Zhou Ying always felt that there was something "irrational" in front of that building group, but couldn't say why.

"Then what are you going to do now? Continue to recover the fruits of your labor here?"

"The last brick that the villain repaired by himself has just been taken down. Originally, the villain was going to find another job and earn some money. Otherwise, he would return home in disgrace. I have a small amount of money." He held the banknote with trembling hands. "With this one hundred yuan, it will be small... I can buy some things to go home..."

"It's so pitiful!" Huo'er couldn't help rubbing his eyes. "I've never seen such a pitiful monster being bullied by humans. It's so pitiful! Come on and I'll give you this wallet!" He handed over the wallet he got from Liu Di.

"Then I'll give you the wallet too!" Liu Di grabbed Zhou Ying's wallet and handed it over, giving Huo'er a stern look.

"I'll give you this silver necklace!" Huo'er grabbed the necklace from Liu Di's neck.

"I'll give you this coat!" Liu Di immediately took off Zhou Ying's coat.

"This trench coat is for you!"

"This sweater is for you!"

"This phone is for you!"

"This watch is for you!"

"This shirt!"

"These pants!"

"Shoes!"

"Socks!"

“…”

The mouse's hands were quickly filled with things "You guys are really good 'demons'... I only met you today after burning Gao Xiang..." He cried with gratitude, "Your kindness, gentlemen. You will be moved by the kindness of God..." At the end of the fundraiser, he held two wallets (totaling five thousand five hundred and sixty-three yuan and seventy cents) and two sets of clothes (excluding underwear and vest), leather shoes and socks. Two pairs, mobile phones, watches, rings, necklaces, and sunglasses each left with 10,000 thanks, leaving two monsters wearing only vests and underwear standing in the wind of the winter night...

"The internship isn't over yet!" Liu Di declared viciously, "That **** builder! Lost my favorite necklace!" ) and then shifted the target to the innocent "Coffee, you have dealt with monsters, do you dare to deal with a person again?"

"Human?" Coffee opened its eyes wide, it was still immersed in the joy of defeating the monster, and patted its chest "What is a person! Cats are the best!"

"Then let's go!" Liu Di turned around, "Zhou Ying took us there..." but saw that Zhou Ying had already got into the car and was about to drive away. "Hey where are you going? Don't leave us!"

"Go home and get dressed." Zhou Ying pointed out his appearance to him.

"This is called healthy beauty! Let's go to the **** apartment first." Liu Di got into the car "turn on the warm air.

"I'll help you drive!" Huo'er sneered and waved his wings "hehe", "How mature do you want to drive?" Smoke burst out from Liu Di's body.

The potbellied builder looks a bit like a swollen bun in the bathtub. "Bah," Huo'er spit over him, "I saw something unpalatable tonight."

"No one begged you to eat!" Liu Di grabbed the cigarette on the table and bluntly set it on fire, "Coffee! It's up to you!"

"Yes!" Coffee yelled, rushing towards the builder. The man in the bathtub was troubled by the fact that the newly built buildings had become a sieve. Suddenly, he saw a cat appearing out of nowhere and pounced on him viciously. He used a bath towel to pull at the cat but was deftly avoided by the cat.

"Eat my cat's paw!" the cat yelled in human language "one more cat tooth!"

"The cat... is talking..." The pain of being scratched and bitten by the coffee is not as great as the impact of the cat's talking. "You monster... the cat is talking..."

"Who's the monster!" The coffee rushed up with another blow. "Eat me another cat kick!"

"Youkai... help..." The builder didn't care to run out of the door naked.

"Where are you going for my internship!" Coffee bites his ankle and drags him back until he falls on the carpet and can't move again. "Hahaha, what is it that cats are better than humans!" Coffee climbed onto his body and put on a winning stance.

"Not bad, not bad." Liu Dizheng took a lot of banknotes from the safe and said perfunctorily: "You are very good after graduation." He conscientiously distributed one of the hundreds of banknotes. Zhang gave Zhou Ying "Let's go so we don't get seen."

At this time, the builder's family members who heard the cries and fights upstairs were rushing up, but all they saw was the naked builder and the water on the ground. The builder was hospitalized with a mental breakdown after a massive claim and hallucinations of a "cat demon" shortly after, and his company went bankrupt a few months later.

Of course the culprits don't care if they're sitting in the car discussing getting their clothes home or going to the department store to get them.

On a winter morning, the sun faintly passed through the clouds and fell on the ground. Several tattered and withered leaves rolled over the ground and made a rustling sound. After the leaves rolled over, the figure of the cat appeared. With a firm look in its eyes, it stepped into the park gate without any hesitation.

"I didn't expect that you didn't run away and really dared to come!" The black cat asked while standing between the branches, then jumped and nimbly landed on the ground.

"To each other!" The cat replied proudly.

"Let's go then." Hei Bing walked to the zoo first. It stood under a sign and said, "Just follow this route and walk to the back door alive. The winner is the winner. It's not too late to quit now if you're afraid of death."

"Humph!" Coffee cocked his tail, "Then you should run away with your tail between your hands."

"Let's go!" Hei Bing rushed out of the coffee with a bow and arrow, fearing that he would be behind and hurried to catch up.

The route marked on the sign is: wolf cage, wild boar pen, monkey mountain, crocodile pool, giraffe pavilion, tiger mountain... After running, the two cats entered the first target wolf cage.

Seven or eight wolves were sitting or lying down in the cage. When two cats approached, they all stood up and stared at each other with their fangs exposed. But this is just an instinct for them as animals. Animals born in zoos and raised by humans have lost too much of what their wild counterparts have. At least in the wild, animals can intuitively distinguish who is stronger, whether it is a lion, tiger or a bear, they will never recruit "monsters". They will all understand that "yokai" is a strange and powerful thing than human beings. And the wolves in these zoos surrounded them after black ice and coffee swaggered into their cages.

"Dead dog!"

"I hate dogs the most!"

It's rare that the monster and the cat have the same point of view, so the two cats swept past like a gust of wind and left a bunch of "dogs" paralyzed together.

Coffee ran desperately for fear of falling behind the black ice, but stayed at home all day with little exercise. How could it possibly be a feral cat-born black ice opponent? When I was in the wild boar sty, I only saw the fence blown up by the spell and the "roasted" whole wild boar that was half lying on the ground. "Damn it, let it go ahead!" Coffee stepped on the wild boar's head and rushed over.

Monkeys in Monkey Mountain just woke up and began to spend a peaceful morning noisily. First, the black cat jumped in from the outer wall that was dozens of meters high. At first, a monkey tried to tug on the cat's tail. Then two, three, ten... The monkeys crowded around trying to use this animal they had never seen before as a fun toy.

"Hurry up like a law!" Hei Bing shouted, and the monkeys surrounding it flew out in all directions. The other monkeys were too frightened to go any further. Hei Bing took a deep breath and adjusted his breathing before running forward again. In fact, its mana is limited, and the spells that can be used in one day are limited, but it has been recharged for several days to deal with coffee today, let it know that there are many gaps between cats and monsters, so be sure to ensure that it is far away from the beginning. Just be ahead.

The confusion caused by the black ice when the coffee jumped into the monkey mountain has just subsided. The smart monkeys already know that the "cat" is not a toy and is dangerous, so instead of surrounding it Its strategy of throwing stones, pits, etc.

"Fuck off!" Coffee used the same trick to scare cats to "Fuck me off!" But the monkeys were not afraid of human language's intimidation and still slapped it. It hurts to hit the stone on the head! The coffee is out of breath and the monster has dealt with it. Can these monkeys be inferior to it?

"Shock!" Coffee bowed and shouted, moving the first spell that Liu Di gave it.

The entire Monkey Mountain shook like an earthquake. The monkeys were thrown and littered. The rocks on the rockery also fell down. Not only did Hei Bing look back in astonishment, but even the zoo's managers were shocked by the "local earthquake".

"Wolf! How did the wolf escape!"

"And wild boars! Wild boars!"

"Call the police! Prepare the anesthesia gun!"

"Go back to the house first! Go back to the house!"

"Put out the CLOSED sign! Don't let tourists in!"

"Help Wolf!"

The human fussing in the back did not bother the two duelists, who had reached the crocodile pool built indoors in tandem.

"It's really hot here." Hei Bing thought so, stepping on the exposed body of the crocodile and went straight to it. "There are all squeamish guys who live in air-conditioned houses, right?" When the crocodile swam silently towards it, it was shaking its head and lamenting the weakness of the animals now and ran out.

The second cat came in again.

The crocodiles have already swam to the coffee standing on the stone in the middle of the water and looked at it viciously they won't endure the experience of being a tiptoe again.

Coffee is looking around and ignoring the crocodiles: "Where are the fish? To be honest, I have eaten Changyu, trout, barracuda, and yellow croaker. I have never eaten a crocodile." He licks his lips. "Listen to the name. It's not bad, but why not? Was it eaten up by that monster?"

"Whoa!" A crocodile sprang out of the water and took a bite at the coffee.

"Ah..." Coffee screamed and even Hei Bing, who was running ahead, heard a loud bang. The wall of the Crocodile Pavilion collapsed in half. The coffee came out dripping wet, shaking the water on his body and still complaining: "There are no crocodiles in the crocodile pavilion, but there are so many guys with big teeth that make me soaked all over. It's unfortunate."

Giraffe.

Hei Bing entered the tall building while muttering the name. A giraffe is a deer with a longer neck, right? It thinks so, but there is nothing in this huge building.

"Obviously it smells like an animal." Hei Bing sniffed and lowered his body carefully, "There must be something here, why can't I see it! Could it be..." There is a big hoof on the left and a big hoof on the right. "Could it be... ..." A pair of huge eyes stretched out in front of it, blinking.

"Ah... monster!"

This time it was the scream of the black ice that pierced the sky, and then the giraffe pavilion made a "bang" and a big hole appeared in the wall.

"I've seen this giraffe." Coffee confidently thinks that because its owner, a big giraffe plush toy, Coffee often plays with it (actually one-sided biting and destroying) "That's kind of There's nothing great about eating grass," coffee thought knowledgeably.

"Grass eaters...grass eaters...grass eaters...why grow so big!" Coffee saw the real giraffe's hind feet softened as if it could eat an elephant (it didn't even see an elephant before I know that elephants are called "elephant" because they are very big).

The giraffes have been frightened by the black ice, they all huddled in a corner and watched the coffee coffee, although the limbs were shaking, but they still managed to climb out for ten minutes and finally successfully climbed out of the hole in the wall blasted by the black ice. go out.

"Huh, it wasn't eaten." Coffee let out a breath to make sure the giraffe didn't catch up to eat him, and then dared to look up at Fang "There's only a tiger left! That kind of thing is a bigger cat is not scary at all. That monster probably passed by long ago! It's going to win!" Coffee knew that he was already behind and probably couldn't catch up. "Humph! Humph! Humph!" Coffee made up his mind as long as he caught up and saw Black Ice, even if it had won, he would use the remaining spell to deal with it, then beat it violently and use force to make it admit defeat.

There was a scream from Hei Bing from Hushan, followed by a spell explosion.

"It beat the tiger and passed." Coffee thought so, but when he reached Tiger Mountain, he saw a different situation: Hei Bing was held in the mouth by a tiger and looked **** on his body. Woke up and passed out. Another tiger squatted beside him and licked his tongue as if preparing to enjoy a good meal with his mates.

"How come you are a monster? How did you lose to a tiger?" Coffee shouted loudly, but Hei Bing only twitched his limbs and couldn't open his eyes. "What should I do?" Coffee looked around at it and saw this, and was too scared to jump over it. "If it dies, I won't win even if I run over!" It gritted its teeth and bowed to the tiger and shouted: !”

The last spell casts the two tigers far away.

Coffee ran to Hei Bing's side a few times and nuzzled it with his nose: "Hey monster, are you dead?"

Hei Bing struggled to open his eyes to see Coffee standing beside him. When it was a wild cat, it had experienced several times of life and death, but it did not expect that when it was a monster, it would be so "be careful..." It propped its body up to the coffee with all its strength.

A gust of wind rushed the coffee and was pushed away by the black ice, only to be pounced on by a tiger.

It turns out that there are three tigers instead of two in this Tiger Mountain.

This tiger is smaller than the other two but with a more aggressive look, pressing its paws on the black ice. This is a tiger that was captured from the wild and locked in a zoo. It is different from those of its kind raised by humans. It has rich hunting skills and an instinct to avoid danger. Just now, it used the spell of the other two tigers to divert the black ice and then sneak attack. Successful but wanted to use the same trick with coffee but couldn't work because of the black ice hit.

"What should I do? I don't have any spells anymore!" Coffee wanted to turn around and run away, but when he saw the dying black ice, he couldn't bear to leave it for the tiger to eat. "What should I do? If I fight a tiger, I'll have a cat punch."

"Eat my cat's paws!" Coffee yelled and rushed up.

The tiger didn't expect that the little thing would pounce instead of running away, but was surprised. It avoided the coffee and raised its paw to pat the coffee, but the paw hit the coffee's head and fell as if it was pushed by something. empty. Coffee turned around again and opened his mouth to bite down, "Eat my cat's teeth!" The tiger lost another paw and was torn apart by the coffee. It clearly doesn't care about such a small thing, but for some reason, its body can't fight as it wants, as if it is bound by something.

"Cat kicks!" Coffee yelled and kicked the tiger somersaults. It found that the tiger had no great response at all and was very slow, so it came up with a series of attacks, "I'll grab, bite, and kick, and then another series of attacks!" The tiger was beaten by it without understanding what was going on, and finally covered its entire body. The scar fainted.

"Dead tiger! Dead tiger!" Coffee Victory continued punching and kicking unforgivingly.

"Alright, alright, this is also a national protected animal!" One hand picked it up. Coffee turned around and saw Liu Di standing behind him, "Let me see this is the monster dueling you? Does it look like a cat too!" Weak but crawled with open eyes.

Hei Bing looked at Liu Di and then looked at the tiger on the ground. Although it was injured and couldn't move around, it still knew what was going on around it. It looked at the tiger for a moment and walked to the coffee, lowered its head and said, "I admit defeat. You not only It saved my life and taught me a lesson - even if you become a monster, don't rely too much on magic and forget your natural power. You defeated the tiger with power other than magic, and it made me understand how to be a monster. I surrendered with conviction."

"You admit defeat...that means I won!" Coffee's eyes widened. "Hahahaha or I win! No matter if he is a human, a monster, a mouse, a tiger or a cat!"

"You are the best."

"Hahahaha!" Coffee's tail is almost up in the sky.

"Let's go if you win!" Liu Di patted its head. "You made a mess in the zoo and were caught by humans and skinned your cat."

"How do you know what we do?" Coffee wondered if he had been following him.

Hei Bing looked at Liu Di with respect and knew that this powerful monster must be the teacher of Coffee. Seeing his eyes turn from Coffee to him, he was busy and straightened himself, and introduced himself solemnly: "See you at Black Bing. You are honored."

"Oh, this cat is so polite and much better than you." Liu Di poked the coffee coffee with his hand and bit his finger down when he turned around.

"It is the teacher who told the elders that they must be respectful."

"Teacher? Who is your teacher? I know all the monsters in this city." Liu Di began to wonder who would have the time to take a cat as his apprentice.

"The family teacher's surname is deer and it is taboo to call him a horse." Hei Bing said.

"The deer is the horse!" Liu Di kicked his eyes wide. "You are the apprentice of the deer. ...Oh, I'm dying of laughter hahaha..."

Hei Bing asked inexplicably: "Do you know a tutor?"

Liu Di nodded vigorously "I know...hahaha...of course I know...hahaha..."

Black Ice and Coffee looked at each other and didn't understand what was wrong with him.

Voices gradually came in as if humans were checking in on the trail of their destruction. "Come on, don't hesitate!" Liu Di picked up a cat in one hand and dived underground. When the humans came, of course, all he saw were three fainted tigers.

Liu Di didn't get out of the ground until outside the gate of the zoo and threw them on the ground "Okay, go home, kid, don't make trouble for me again!" He ordered and was ready to walk away.

"You..." Coffee looked at it and exclaimed "You look!"

At this time, Liu Di had already shown his original form. He looked at himself and asked, "This is my original form, what's wrong?"

"You're a dog!" Coffee screamed.

"Who is a dog!" Liu Di gave it a paw "I am a wolf!"

"I... actually... learned spells with a dog..." Coffee felt like a whirlwind. "A dog..." it burst into tears. "A cat's shame! A life-long stain! The dog has learned the skills... woo woo... oh my god..."

"Give me 'a dog' again!" Liu Di gave it another paw.

"Dead dog! Eat my cat's teeth!" Coffee rushed towards Liu Di frantically "eat my cat's claws."

Liu Di raised his paw and held it down: "You're crazy! You want to bite me!" It teasingly patted the coffee's head and was trying to teach the apprentice a few words from the deceived master and his ancestors. A gust of black ice rushed from behind him. Clawed at him. "You two dead cats! Be ungrateful to cross the river and demolish the bridge!"

"We will never accept the favor of dogs!"

"Never!"

"Dead dog!"

"We fought you."

"Duel!"

The two cats barked at Liu Di together with the enemy.

Liu Di's eyes went through the bushes to the side of the road: in front of the store stood a young fashionable woman talking on the phone "Single beauty!" Liu Di narrowed his eyes, "I've wasted several days, luck today Not bad."

"Stinky Dog Duel!"

"We are not afraid of you!"

Coffee and Hei Bing were still calling for Liu Di but they were gone. They looked around but didn't see Liu Di, who had recovered to a human, standing on the side of the road and posing very handsomely to chat up to the woman.

"He ran away..."

"We won!"

Coffee and Hei Bing looked at each other with a gratified smile: "Sure enough, cats are still amazing!"

"Cuckoo" a rumbling sound came from their stomachs. They were all hungry after tossing for so long. Looking at the apartment not far away, Coffee remembered something and said to Heibing: "Follow me, my master put prawns in the refrigerator a few days ago, we can get them and eat them."

Leading Hei Bing into the corridor coffee filled with a feeling of wanting to cry Let's be a wild cat together.

Walking to the floor of my own house, I saw a box at the door. I followed the box and looked up at the coat that the owner often wears. The owner's style...

"Meow..." Coffee called out tentatively.

"Whoa!" The woman dropped the key that was opening the door. "Coffee!" She screamed in surprise and rushed over and hugged Coffee tightly. "Coffee my baby my coffee! You're going to scare me to death! I heard the pet hotel say you lost me and I'll be back by plane right away! I'm sorry My little baby!" Her tears fell rushingly, "It's all my fault, my coffee is so poor, I must have suffered a lot, I'm sorry for you! My poor coffee! If you really lose me, I will never forgive myself. !”

"Meow..." Coffee lay in the master's arms and finally understood that the master didn't want her and that she was admitting her mistake! "Meow..." It rubbed the owner's face hard "Meow..."

"Come home quickly, I want to give you the best meal, and I want to help you take a good bath!" The owner patted it a few times and stood up while holding it.

"By the way, there is also Hei Bing!" Coffee looked at Hei Bing, "You come to my house too. The master is the best master and she will love you too~IndoMTL.com~ I am a monster! How can I be used by humans? Feed!" Hei Bing answered proudly, it nodded to the coffee, turned and walked downstairs.

"What do you want for coffee?"

"Which milk do you drink for coffee?"

“Which body wash for coffee?”

"Coffee Bow"

"Coffee's..."

When under the service of the master, he took a bath and was well fed and lay on the bed in the sun, and the coffee had already left the experience of Xiangtian behind him. While enjoying the warm sunshine, Jiao is still the best at home, really happy...

Today happens to be the third day of the new year and the weather is so sunny. "One chicken, two dogs, three cats and four mice..." This means that this year will be a year for cats to live happily. The happy days of coffee will continue like this. Are you going down...