The Urban Legends of Monsters: The detective is in action

The detective is in action

In the early morning, the sun shines through the clouds on the roof platforms of high-rise buildings in the city There was a small vendor who practiced voice and even walked birds, dogs, and even bought breakfast. Recently, a nearby park has been opened into a business district and people can't find a larger sports venue to gather here and there is nothing they can do.

It wasn't until about eight o'clock that the people dispersed one after another. When the last person left with a bird cage, a cat appeared out of nowhere.

It lay under the pipe with the vigilance that is unique to cats While rolling on the ground, he glanced at the place where the bird cage was placed and said to himself, "Why does he never forget the cage here? Meow, I really want to play with that bird."

It rolled on the ground for a while and jumped onto the railing and began to look at the scenery while grooming and grooming. The back end looked at its shadow on the stainless steel guardrail and nodded with satisfaction: "Coffee is still Such a beautiful meow. I heard from the owner that the sun is good for health, and I also think that I will look better if I get a tan." It was busy on the body for a while, and then looked in the "mirror" with its paws straightening the bow on its neck, except for the black hair ratio. The combination of white and brown fur is not 100% perfect, except that there is no other flaw. "The owner is right that coffee is the most beautiful cat in the world!" It proudly announced loudly.

One of the great pleasures of coffee life is to use hex to open the door after the owner is out (of course it will insist that it is the normal ability of the cat and has nothing to do with monsters) and then sneak up to the top floor to bask in the sun and sleep with the view. It's just that there are more and more humans on the top floor recently. Coffee has to wait for a long time before it can swagger out. It has a kind of anger that these humans have encroached on its territory: "How can things like humans become more and more The more noise you salvage other people's morning sleep, it's really annoying!"

After sleeping and watching the surrounding scenery for a while, the coffee decided to go home to taste the milk stewed shrimp prepared by the owner and watch TV. It swaggered into the building with its tail upright. When it took the elevator back to its door, its eyes suddenly widened: the door is open--did he forget to close it just now?

Coffee jumped into the room a few seconds later, and a miserable cat meow was heard from the room.

In a remote alley, a group of wild cats are enjoying the leftovers in the garbage heap and the rare sunshine in the deep alley. The appearance of the two cat shadows broke their peaceful time. The wild cats roared together to these two unknown The outsiders surrounded by the sky and the earth posed an attacking posture.

"Well, it seems to be going this way...it shouldn't be this way...maybe it's that way...then..." The tabby cat among the two exotic cats muttered to himself while sniffing on the ground and Turn the direction.

"Turn around again and walk back." The black cat with it said coldly.

The cat gave it a white look and then lay on the ground and sniffed hard.

The black cat asked impatiently: "Do you remember the smell of that person?"

"Of course I remember!" Hua Mao was quite confident.

"Then why did we go back several times?" Black Cat demanded.

"Then I should blame the human being for not walking around, and I'm not a dog, and I should make mistakes." The cat is proud that he is not like a dog.

Why did the black cat agree to do it a favor? I also believe that the result of its judgment is that it has been led away for more than an hour and has not left the block. It is not good at turning back now, so it has to put its anger on the surrounding wild cat and growl with a sinister use of human beings. He said in the language: "Go away, Master Black Ice, don't come to death today if you're in a bad mood!"

With wild intuition, the wild cats felt that the two alien cat-like creatures exuded a strange atmosphere and contained some terrible atmosphere, so they disappeared in the corner of the alley and ran at the back Na Bao Heixing threw up a cat punch with an uppercut and sent out a shrill scream.

"Hei Bing is leaving soon! Why do you still have time to fight with the wild cat? Don't hesitate, I have to go home before the master gets off work at 5 o'clock in the afternoon." It's really important, feral cats are feral cats that have turned into monsters..."

Hei Bing stared at it angrily, but thought that he personally agreed to help it, and finally put up with it and followed.

"Hurry up, hurry up, we'll catch that **** thief soon!" Twilight Cafe gritted her teeth.

Coffee came back from a routine walk on the top floor this morning and was surprised to find that the door was wide open - he forgot to close the door when he went upstairs, and rushed in to count his belongings, only to find that he had lost a very valuable thing at home.

"That thing is very precious, very precious, very valuable, and the owner likes it very much... If I can't find it, the owner will cry... woo woo woo... It's all my fault because I forgot to close the door and the owner will not want me. I'm going to become a wild cat wow..." Coffee immediately went to its "friend" Hei Bing to cry about the huge punishment he would receive in the future.

Hei Bing doubts that the people who keep cats like coffee have something as valuable as it says they can steal it, but it is almost driven crazy by the shrill cry of coffee, and casually said: "Lost it and look for it. Just come back and you can't beat a human."

"Really!" Coffee's tears disappeared all at once.

You're a monster, aren't you? ——But Hei Bing didn't say the words that would make him **** the coffee, but asked: "Do you know who stole it?"

"Know I smell strangers in the house!"

"Then go find it! Take back the things from your house." Humans should be taught a lesson for stealing things from the monster's house.

Coffee immediately decided to look for it, but found another problem. It barely knows the road. It's not easy for a domestic cat like him who usually stays out of the house to remember the way from his house to Heibing's house If it were to go to other parts of the city, it might get lost and never get home. In this case, black ice is the "friend" of coffee, and coffee is its "savior". Of course, it is obliged to take on the task of leading the way for coffee and embark on the journey of solving cases and treasures together with coffee.

The two cats turned out of the alley one after the other, and a lively street appeared in front of the coffee. Originally, the coffee rushed forward aggressively. After hearing a few harsh car horns, she covered her ears and tucked her tail back step by step to hide in the dark. behind the ice.

"Humph" Hei Bing sneered and strode forward, taking a few jumps to get through the gap of traffic and successfully reached the other side of the road. It turned around and glanced at the coffee triumphantly. It lay down in the green belt with its head on its paws and waited to see how the coffee came.

"Want to see me lively!" Coffee's fighting spirit was suddenly ignited. "Do you underestimate me and think I haven't crossed the road!" Coffee walked proudly to the side of the road.

"Meow meow meow..."

Several girls who were shopping suddenly heard the cat meow and lowered their heads, a cute tabby cat appeared at their feet and looked at their coquettish voice: "Meow meow meow..."

"Wow so cute!"

"Kitty!"

"So cute and furry!"

The girls made exaggerated screams and rushed to hold the coffee, black ice, watching the coffee, being hugged, kissed, touched, and snatched away, and grinned in horror, but the coffee was a little bit I didn't care, but I was enjoying it. After a while, I remembered my purpose. I broke free from the girls' arms, ran a few steps to the side of the road, backed up, called to the girls, ran to the road, and backed away... it After repeating it a few times, the girls finally understood what it meant.

"Do you want to go across the street, kitty?"

"Meow meow meow."

"Can I hold you over there?"

"Meow meow meow."

A girl picked up the coffee and carried it across the road.

Coffee called the girl a few times to express her gratitude, bowed her waist and got into the green belt. The girls were still discussing: "What a cute cat, I really want to take it home." "Yes, it's so smart, it can It's like understanding people (it can not only understand but also speak.)" "It's a pity that it has an owner and can't go with us." "How do you know?" "Did you not see it tied with a bow? It must have been given to it by its owner. It's." "Maybe it's going to cross such a dangerous road to find its owner!" "Wow, so touching!"

The girls walked away chattering away. Hei Bing shook his head forcefully. He was really afraid of this "creature". "They are so good and really like my master."

"This way!" Coffee changed direction again and ran from Building 4 to Building 9 in this residential area, but before Black Ice could catch up with it, it said, "This way!" Building No.

Hei Bing let out a long sigh and simply sat down and flicked its tail to wait for it to determine where it was going.

"This side, this side..." After scouting every building in this residential area, Coffee was so tired that he lay on the ground panting and angrily announced: "The thief must have taken all these buildings. Steal it once! It's a heinous crime!"

Hei Bing wonders if there really is such a crazy thief in the world. It squinted at the coffee and asked, "How did you get lost?"

"What do you know!" Coffee jumped up suddenly. "Tracking is only one of the ways to solve a case. A real detective uses reasoning and analysis to catch criminals."

"Hahahaha, do you think you are a detective?" Hei Bing rolled around with his stomach in his arms when he heard such a funny thing.

"Hum I swear in the name of the master I will catch the thief!" Coffee yelled angrily.

"Hahahaha, then what are you going to do?" Hei Bing still couldn't stop laughing.

"Just wait and see. I'll deduce the **** thief." Coffee said swearingly.

"First he was a man" Coffee shook his head.

Hei Bing asked: "Why?"

"Women are quiet, kind, kind, and cat-loving people, how can they be thieves!" Coffee gave it a blank look at how this monster is so stupid!

Hei Bing rolled his eyes.

"Secondly, he must be a tall and powerful man"

Hei Bing asked: "Why is this?"

“He must have stolen a lot of things after stealing so many places. Is he not tall and powerful enough to move it away!” Coffee deeply felt sympathy for the difference in intelligence between him and the cat, so he explained in detail: “So many families steal from each other. He has to be a strong man for the same thing."

Hei Bing closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep, but the coffee was still chattering: "So I think he must be very recognizable. You have to look carefully to find him!"

"Then look for it." Hei Bing yawned, turned over in the sun, and was about to take a nap in the coffee, but he looked around and searched for every man in his line of sight with suspicious eyes. What do you do when you see that every man looks like a thief? For the biggest picker, Coffee determined to find the target, raised his claw and gave Hei Bing a grab: "Get up! I found it!"

Hei Bing jumped up and the blind cat met the dead mouse (Coffee: Who's the blind cat! Didn't you see my big watery eyes?) and he actually let it find it! "Where?"

Coffee refers to a tall, tall man. The man didn't look like a kind person. He held a big box of coffee in his hand and said, "It's him! My things must be in his box."

It looks like a powerful human, but he is a monster. There is no reason to fear a human being with black ice and grinding claws. It wants to quickly pay back the cat love for the coffee so as not to be haunted by it in the future.

"Eat my cat's paws!"

Without waiting for Black Ice to finish the preparations, the coffee had already shouted and rushed over. The man was startled by the cat that suddenly jumped out of the grass and hurriedly dodged the paw, "Eat me again. Cat's teeth!" After the coffee hit the ground, he rushed over and bit on the man's calf. The man suddenly let out a howl. He reached out and grabbed the cat, which might have rabies, in his hand, ready to fall to death. "Cat kicks!" Coffee's hind legs left a long bloodstain on the man's wrist, and he lightly fell to the ground and then assumed an attacking stance.

"Damn the cat!" The man threw the box in his hand empty-handed to catch coffee.

"Human I want a fair duel with you!" Black Ice jumped out to stop the human and coffee and solemnly asked for a duel. This is the rule of battle between wild cats (Black Ice: Who said it was the rules of wild cats? ! This is the rules of the monster!)

"Cats can talk..." The man thought for a while that he had been bitten by a cat with rabies, and the symptoms had already gone away. Could he become a rabid patient soon? Heart can not help but feel uneasy.

"Who is a cat! I'm a dignified monster!" Hei Bing solemnly replied that this is every time it challenges humans as a monster, it must maintain the best image and make people remember itself firmly.

"Monster?" The man shook his head vigorously to see if he was hallucinating, but the **** cat walked over to him step by step, stared viciously on his face and said, "Come on, let's decide whether to win or lose. If I win, you must return the stolen items to us."

"You monster..." The man screamed and turned and ran.

Hei Bing rushed over with a cat-step, jumped high and aimed at the back of the opponent's head with a paw. The man was frightened and stumbled to the ground.

"The thief returned my master's belongings to me!" Coffee yelled and even lifted the suitcase and threw it at the man with a "dong" sound.

Black Ice opened the box and found nothing inside - no wonder the coffee can lift it up and throw it away. It couldn't help but ask the man who was sniffing the coffee: "Where are you saying the stuff is? There's nothing here."

"Oops!" A strange cry from the coffee startled Hei Bing. It pointed at the man and said, "This man doesn't smell right, not the thief.

Black Ice fell headlong into the box.

"Someone passed out here!"

"Fight!"

"Call an ambulance! Call an ambulance!"

The fainted man was found screaming in while the two murderers hid in the flower bed and quarreled.

"You're so sure but you don't even know the smell!"

"I found him by reasoning and not by smell!"

"What should I do now? If I hurt the innocent, Master will punish me if he finds out." Hei Bing was very flustered.

"What's so great, I bully the neighbor's child and dog owner ten times and never scold me. You hurry up and take that master

Find a host like mine instead. "Coffee didn't care about his own bad behavior at all, but he still didn't give up and said: "My reasoning is very strict, where did I go wrong?" I'll do it all over again. "

"First the thief must be a man there is no doubt that second..."

Hei Bing was so angry that he closed his eyes and ignored it, if it wasn't for the fact that the master also told him to be grateful to this tabby cat and "saved" its life, it would have rushed to bite it immediately.

"Secondly...Secondly...Yes, there is a problem here. How could the thief walk around with the stolen things in his hand? He must have a tool to transport the stolen goods! The driver! The thief must be driving People! Black Ice, let's find out if there are any suspicious cars!"

Black Ice followed it down dejectedly and had simply given up on it.

"Limo? There's no way someone who drives such a good car wouldn't steal."

"Bike? Impossible. It's too small for me to steal anything."

"Small truck? Small truck! It must be this one! Hei Bing is about to drive to another place to commit crimes!" After speaking, he rushed to the car. "Alas, another innocent person is going to be unlucky..." Hei Bing Sighing, dragging his tail and drooping his ears, he followed with heavy steps.

Coffee clearly saw the two men carrying a large box of things into the car and cautiously sniffed first. The stranger who appeared in his home was one of them. "Stop! Thief!" Coffee hugged 100% sure rushed up.

"Go away and the kitten steps on you!" The person carrying the load kicked the coffee.

Coffee shouted, "Cat's paw!" The man jumped up and grabbed the face of the man with his claws. The man was so frightened that he dodged the blow of the coffee, but the iron appliance he was carrying was released. It hit him in the foot and he let out a scream.

"Why did you suddenly let go! If you break it, you will pay!" his companion exclaimed.

"That cat grabbed me all of a sudden!" the victim moaned, clutching her presumably broken toe.

"A kitten will let you..." Before he finished his big words, the coffee had already opened his mouth to bite him and shouted: "Cat Teeth!" "Wow!" Kai said with lingering fears: "Crazy cat?"

"Eat me one more cat's paw!" The coffee fell lightly on the ground and immediately jumped up like a spring and threw itself at the thief who was still resisting arrest.

Black Ice came over to look at the coffee who was fighting heroically with two humans, and at the pickup truck, frowning. It seemed that something was wrong but couldn't tell.

"Black Ice..." The scream of coffee was like being strangled by the neck, and the black ice suddenly broke off. When he turned around, he found that it was strangled by the neck. Even though the man's hands and face were covered in blood, he still grabbed the coffee in his hands and was choking its head and was about to throw it to the ground. He couldn't care less about saving the cat. It shouted, "Stop it. !" He jumped at the man.

It wasn't so much that another cat stunned the two people, it was the human language it used to frighten them (Black Ice: Nonsense, do they understand what I'm talking about as a cat!) Two Individuals invariably reach out and touch their own head and then touch the other's head to determine whether the black ice took the opportunity to bite the person's hand and save the coffee.

"I'll never let you go!" Coffee was furious and ready to strike again.

"Oh my God! What's wrong!" A high-decibel female voice appeared at the scene. "My air conditioner! Why did my air conditioner fall! I asked you to take it to repair! How did I make it like this!"

"Sorry but there were two cats..." a man tried to explain to the aggressive lady.

"I don't care why! You have to pay me compensation! I'm going to sue you!" The woman's voice grew louder after inspecting her home.

"But that cat can talk..."

"A cat can talk? Where can there be a cat here? How can a cat talk! I'm going to file a complaint against you for using a neurotic as an employee!"

Hei Bing took the coffee and hid in the grass. It looked at the paint sprayed on the pickup truck and read it one by one: "xx air conditioner is here for you." The whole three-character classic)

"What do you mean?" Coffee's big bright eyes flashed.

"That is to say, it's an air-conditioning company's maintenance car." Hei Bing was extremely depressed.

"It turns out that they are stealing things while repairing the air conditioner!"

"...you are wrong again..."

"How could it be wrong! His smell is clearly left in my house."

“Has your home air conditioner been repaired recently?”

"So..." Coffee tried to recall "Yesterday the air conditioner broke and then..."

Hei Bing stood up dejectedly, drooping his tail and walked into the distance, muttering in his mouth: "Goodbye coffee, treat me as ungrateful, I don't want to see you again, please don't come to me again. Farewell..."

"Hei Bing, what should I do if you can't take my master's things? Black Bing... wow... ungrateful and ungrateful... wow woo woo..." Coffee burst into tears, but Hei Bing did not turn back and walked into the lively flow of people.

"I didn't find it... the owner's things are gone... I can't go home..." Coffee looked at his house with tears in his eyes. At this time, the master should have come back. Usually, she should be busy cooking for herself. , I took a shower and hugged myself and kissed but now...

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, coffee, I'm sorry to see you. Coffee is going to live the life of a wild cat. Maybe tomorrow, coffee will become a terrible monster... woo... I don't want to..." Coffee cried. I just didn't dare to go in.

"Coffee! Why are you here!" came a loud shout from the master.

As soon as the coffee closes his eyes, the master is angry and wants to punish his own master, hit me woohoo...

"Why are you outside the door for coffee? How did you get out?" The young woman threw the big bag in her hand and threw the coffee into her arms. "Oh my God, did I lock you out in the morning! Oh my **** Look at the dirty coffee, it's my fault, poor coffee, poor baby!" The woman carried the coffee back and forth into the house carefully~IndoMTL.com~ The owner hasn't found her stuff yet If it's less, it's coming soon...Coffee closes your eyes and waits for the storm to come.

"Coffee gives you good things to look forward to..." The woman offered her treasure and took out a beautiful frame from the big bag. Inside the frame was a pair of hand-embroidered Chinese paintings. The content of the cross-stitch craftsmanship is a cat that resembles coffee "Is it good? I embroidered it for half a month and put it on a frame today to hang it in the living room - this is my precious coffee. Do you like coffee?"

Coffee's eyes widened, this is not...

"I want everyone to see my precious coffee as soon as they come in..." the woman said as she started looking for nails and hammers to hang on.

"Master...it turns out to be you..." Coffee couldn't hold back anymore and fell on the sand and cried loudly...