Their Lucky Star Was Transmigrated! Chapter 294: Smell the fragrance and don’t move, make a mess, tool man!
"Not bad, the eyes are still very good!"
Uncle Lu laughed and pointed to the chair opposite, "Sit down and talk!"
"Thank you, Master!"
Xu Laosan sat down on the chair numbly, then looked up at Uncle Lu and said, "Master, do you think I'm the martial arts genius who can inherit your mantle? These are all yours. A test for disciples and grandchildren?"
"Haha, you think too much!"
Uncle Lu looked at Mr. Xu with a bit of surprise. For the first time, he found that his imagination was so rich.
"Master, it's time for you to stop acting, I've seen through everything!"
"The test is over!"
"I'm not boasting, my son's understanding is actually higher than my father's!"
"If you had met your disciples and grandchildren first, you wouldn't have to accept a named disciple like my father!"
“”
Listening to Mr. Xu's incessant words, Uncle Lu suddenly felt that he shouldn't come? With this brat's self-righteous appearance, he felt that he should not have come earlier, and should have let him experience the sinister nature of the human heart.
"Stop!"
Finally, Uncle Lu couldn't take it anymore.
Stop drinking, making Xu Laosan shut up.
However, he closed his mouth for a while, and was about to speak again.
"No talk!"
Uncle Lu resolutely opened his mouth, making Xu Laosan swallow the words that were about to reach his throat.
"Stinky boy, who did you learn your nagging temperament from?"
"Your mother doesn't nag, your dad doesn't nag, your whole family doesn't nag, why are you talking so much?"
Uncle Lu raised his hand and pointed at Mr. Xu, "From now on, don't talk without my permission."
“”
Xu Laosan was dumbfounded when he heard Uncle Lu's words, and realized a fact. He, this time, really thinks too much.
But it doesn't matter, the east is not bright and the west is bright.
If you can't become a martial arts wizard yourself, you can still take scientific examinations yourself.
The big deal, I am the most capable of fighting among the civil servants, and the most able to speak among the military generals, and I am still unique and unparalleled.
"Listen, the woman next door is from the capital. It may be from the Xu mansion, or it may be from the underworld. Whether it's the Xu mansion or the underworld, I don't need to say what it represents. !”
"Hmmmm!"
Hearing what Uncle Lu said, Mr. Xu nodded quickly and responded with a humming in his mouth.
At this moment, he dared not speak any more.
Whether it was sent by the Xu Mansion or the Underworld, the other party was afraid that they would take his life.
"I'm a motherfucker, if it wasn't for the teacher who mentioned that there was a beautiful woman next door, would I still have the wit just now when I encountered the previous scene?"
At this moment, Mr. Xu had no answer in his heart.
The reason why he can find so many flaws is because he has preconceived ideas, and he himself is going to find faults. Therefore, it is easy to find so many flaws.
But what if there are no preconceived ideas?
"My dear, these people are really bad!"
"Actually used a beauty trick on him!"
"The most poisonous beauty!"
Xu Laosan didn't speak, but his inner activities were quite rich.
Uncle Lu looked at Mr. Xu who was doing self-reflection, and suddenly grinned and said, "Second, Master has a tough task for you!"
"Huh?!"
Xu Laosan was thinking about it, and when he heard Uncle Lu's words, he shuddered instantly, and a very bad prelude came out.
"Master, may I speak?"
"Speak!"
"As long as you don't let your disciples and grandchildren have contact with the woman next door, everything else is easy to say!"
A woman's heart, a needle in the sea.
Especially this kind of vicious woman, who looks like a shy Jieyu flower on the surface, but has a heart like a snake and a scorpion, who will sting you with a wasp's tail and a needle at some point.
"Hehe, do you think I need to use you for other things?"
Uncle Lu laughed.
Xu Laosan was speechless for a moment.
"Master, you didn't think about it from the beginning, did you?"
Second Xu fixed his eyes on Uncle Lu, thinking that Uncle Lu suddenly found something he reminded him, Mr. Xu felt that he was the real truth this time.
Uncle Lu chuckled and said, "The third child, Master Master knows that you are the most spiritual among the three of your brothers. In this matter, other than you, even your eldest brother will not do."
"Don't let your teacher down!"
"I"
"Can you say no?"
Xu Laosan said with a bitter face, "Master, my disciple and grandson still have to take the township exam!"
"Don't worry, it won't affect your hometown exam!"
"The other party kills you without coming, which shows that her purpose is not to kill you, maybe she has a crush on you!"
Uncle Lu looked at Mr. Xu with a smile.
What can Mr. Xu say? Nothing to say.
Since this matter has been spread by him, what else can I do other than take it hard?
"The third child, you have to believe in the master, the master will not harm you."
"Besides, with the Master here, no matter what the background of this woman is, I can't even think of hurting your life."
"Think about it, at that time, wouldn't it be a response to Emperor Taizu's poems, green clothes holding inkstones to remind the inscriptions, red sleeves and incense to accompany reading. This is the supreme enjoyment of scholars who are praised by Emperor Taizu. !”
Uncle Lu raised his eyebrows at Mr. Xu and gave him a "you know" look.
Xu Laosan took a deep breath and said, "Master, then, let's just say it, just read!"
"Don't worry, just read!"
Uncle Lu smiled, "Even if you want to do something else, you have to see if people are happy!"
"I"
Xu Laosan was hit again.
Uncle Lu laughed and said: "Okay, tomorrow, you go out early and pick up my old man on the road. This woman with a lot of thoughts always likes to show off her cleverness."
"Wait for the person next door to see that you have such a benevolent heart, and I'm afraid they will meet you again soon!"
"It's fine for your elders to arrange!"
Xu Laosan now has a feeling of being unlovable.
Speaking of how Hong Xiu Tian Xiang is accompanied by reading, he feels that he is a tool person now.
Yes, he is a tool man!
"Master, what the hell, what are you trying to do by letting your disciples approach this woman?"
"Are there any secrets that my disciples need to find out?"
"Come on!"
Uncle Lu stared, "Don't show off your cleverness here!"
"Remember, from now on, you are a scholar who is dedicated to studying and taking exams. Other things have nothing to do with you. Remember!"
"Got it!"
Hearing Uncle Lu's words, Mr. Xu became more and more sure of one thing. He was really a tool man, and he couldn't have his own ideas.
That's it, isn't it just reading?
This is his forte!
As for this woman, right should be an experience.
I, Xu Yuanxu, don't move when I smell the fragrance, and I don't lose my mind when I sit!