There’s a Dragon Girl in the Desolate Sea: 568|Forty-eighth dragon scales (eight)
Forty-eighth dragon scales (eight)
The emperor always likes the world to call himself "long live". It's not enough to live a hundred years, and he wants to live a thousand years. Ning Wu thinks it is very ridiculous. For example, his father, the emperor, you have to say that he has no conscience, he never abandoned his wife, the queen was old, and he also went to the queen on the fifteenth day of the first day. You have to say that he has a conscience, and he has one after another beauties stuffed into the harem.
You say that he loves Concubine Xiao the most, he has not touched the tender little beauties in recent years; you say that he does not really love Concubine Xiao, and that he can take care of Concubine Xiao when he is ill, regardless of the advice of the imperial physician and the queen. , If there is anything good, I will think of her for the first time. For an emperor, this is already the ultimate pet.
But you see, now he pays attention to longevity.
The last time I entered the palace, Ningwu was forced to listen to the emperor talking about a lot of alchemy and seeking Taoism. On weekdays, after discussing state affairs and approving the book, the emperor would personally change into Taoist robes to watch and burn incense in the sky. No one can match it, coaxing the emperor into a smile, and even gave himself a Taoist name called Futian Daoren, this Taoist name is very domineering, it seems that he wants to continue to be the emperor after he ascends to heaven!
If it wasn't for Ning Wu running fast, the emperor would almost have shared the medicinal pill he just got with him.
These medicinal pills are all refined by Taoist priests. The emperor is willing to eat them, but he is also guarding whether there will be any bad things in them. will be sent to the emperor.
He took a few pills. I don't know if the medicinal pill was really effective or psychological. He always felt that his physical strength was much better, his gray hair was less, and the wrinkles at the corners of his eyes even subsided. The emperor was delighted, waved his hand, The rest of the pills were distributed to his women and children according to the head.
Among the concubines, only Queen Xiao Guifei and several favored concubines have this honor. In addition, the princes each have one, and the crown prince also gets one due to their special status, but the princes and concubines don't have one.
The **** who brought the medicine still stood by the side with a smile, as if he had to watch the princes take the medicine pill before going back to do business.
Such a pair of fists and a loving father moved Ning Wu. The veins on his forehead jumped, and he poured the medicinal pill into it with water like taking poison. As soon as the people in the palace left, he ordered them to get the medicine to induce vomiting. Schadenfreude on the side: "Look at you, your father kindly wants you to live forever with him, but you don't appreciate it, and you even spit it out!"
Ning Wu looked strange. This medicinal pill had an indescribable strange smell. Others might not know it, but he had eyeliner in the palace. When the emperor first built the Tongtian Temple, Ning Wu vaguely felt that it would be an opportunity. , Taoist priests concoct alchemy, they can't do things like sweeping and do it themselves, there are a few people from Ning Wu, who truthfully handed over every move of these Taoist priests.
Although the emperor was tossing between the queen and the crown prince, as well as Xiao Guifei and the second prince, he always wanted to please both sides, but after all, he was Ning Wu's father, and he was always very good to him. He would not allow those Taoist priests to give birth to others The mind of the people, especially the alchemy one, must be careful to enter this thing.
Ning Wu never thought that his father was so generous, and he was willing to share it with them. Seeing Linglong laughing endlessly beside him, he just wanted to spit this thing out as soon as possible, and then go without food for three days. Clear intestines.
Linglong laughed enough, Ning Wu had already vomited and her face turned blue, she resolutely moved away, pinched her nose and asked, "Why do you spit out such a good thing? Be careful I'll sue you for cheating on the emperor. The crime of the king! The elixir of immortality bestowed by the emperor himself, if you don't know how to cherish it, forget it, and even vomit!"
Ning Wu himself was vomiting to the point of death. He picked up the teacup, rinsed his mouth with tea, and asked people to clean up the surroundings. When only he and Linglong were left, he told her, "I know why I don't want to eat it. Is this something?"
"...because you wanted to eat it."
Ning Wu: "..."
He got up and left without saying a word, and Linglong quickly grabbed him: "Just kidding, tell me, why don't you want to eat this good thing? I heard that other people have received it, and they are grateful to Dade, kneeling on the ground and thanking the grace. I was very reluctant to eat it.”
Ning Wu: "...if I don't know what's in there."
"What can be in it? The imperial physicians have already checked it many times. They are all medicinal herbs, like health supplements. They can't cure serious illnesses, but they won't happen. It's like the emperor's right It is not surprising that people who pursue immortality have a strong psychological effect, and they will experience less gray hair and better spirits.”
Ning Wu sneered: "Yeah, but in addition to the medicinal materials, there is also blindness in it. Guess what it is?"
Linglong tilted her head in confusion.
Ning Wu calmly told the correct answer: "the mud they rubbed out of their bodies."
Dragon Girl instantly leaves Ning Wu!
She looked disgusted: "You know why you didn't tell the emperor?"
"Is it useful?" Ning Wu asked, "He believes so much in those Taoist priests, even if I say that he won't believe it, he will think that I have ulterior motives. What are you doing with this mouth? Besides, doesn't the Crown Prince eat it too? I think he is quite happy eating it, and I think the royal father values him very much."
Linglong reminds: "You and Concubine Xiao also ate."
Ning Wu glanced at her, lowered his head and started retching again. He was considered to have served the emperor, and the medicine was not counted. He had to let the servants watch them take it before he was willing to return to the palace. If he knew this would happen, he would have been I prepared a fake bag, and I ended up eating such a disgusting thing. The daughter-in-law's picky and self-willed energy, I can't guarantee that he will not be allowed to approach for a while in the future.
Ning Wu did guess right on this point. Linglong felt disgusted and did not allow him to approach her.
Ning Wu was angry and had nowhere to let go. If you think about it carefully, it's all the fault of those stinky Taoists. You said that they can't do some human work. I don't know what to think about adding sludge to the medicinal materials. He has to give them some Just look at the color. And he also had to order someone to prepare a few fake ones to carry around with him. God knows when the royal father will give him another one on a whim. Forget it with the concubine in the palace. The concubine must share the joys and sorrows with the royal father. Make her sick.
As a result, the Tongtian Temple in the palace suddenly disappeared in the middle of the night, and the Taoist priest who was sleeping soundly inside ran out without life, and even forgot to wear his pants with his bare buttocks, which was ridiculous. When the emperor heard that his face was darkened, he also had initial doubts about the Taoist priests. These Taoist priests claimed to be able to fly through the clouds and drive the fog to calculate the future. As for the drought in the north, would asking them to ask for rain would be effective?
Thinking about it this way, eating that elixir doesn't seem to have any special effects other than constipation.
Seeing that the emperor was a little unhappy, the Taoist priests at the head hurriedly offered the elixir that had just been made to the emperor to please the emperor, but the emperor was also an unreasonable player. It's hard work, why don't you all eat one."
Not many Taoists knew what was added to the medicine pill. The Taoist priest at the head watched the other Taoist priests swallow it. He glanced at the brothers who were assisting him in making medicine pills, gritted his teeth and closed his eyes, and reached out to pick up the medicine pill. , Throw it in, don't even drink water, dry throat.
The emperor asked: "How do you feel?"
What else can I do if I eat the sludge that I rubbed out of my body? Naturally disgusting, disgusting!
Whether this elixir is useful or not, the Taoists themselves know best, and they don't dare to mess with it. All the medicinal materials added are beneficial to the human body, so Linglong said that it can't kill people, but it is very difficult to have an effect. , at most can play a psychological role.
The emperor suddenly felt at ease. When the Taoists offered the elixir, they said that the elixir of immortality had not yet been completed, but now these elixir, although they can not be immortal, they can also prolong life. The emperor's IQ suddenly rose, how can he prove that these medicinal herbs can prolong life?
It's better to let these Taoists produce and sell themselves. He observes to see if they can really rejuvenate them, and then decides whether to eat them or not.
Ning Wu was quite satisfied when he learned about the latest decision made by the emperor. Although he did not intend to tell Concubine Xiao the truth, it did not mean that he really wanted his own mother to eat this kind of shit. People can't touch this medicine without touching it and let their mother suffer, can't they? What if you eat diarrhea?
At this time, the prince sent an invitation to meet Linglong.
He really misses her so much!
The fake in the East Palace, he was too lazy to even glance at it, he just wanted to see the real real child earlier so that he could solve the pain of lovesickness.
He said in the letter that every night he put her reply letter against his chest so that he could fall asleep in bed. In the dream, I fell in love with her in all kinds of ways, but when I woke up, I was alone and deserted. I missed her more and more deeply. I couldn't help but want to see her, so I made an appointment two days later in the afternoon of one of the most famous teahouses in the capital.
Linglong was about to die of laughter, the prince's tone was lingering and affectionate, and he put the love letter to his heart. She laughed too much, but Ning Wu next to him couldn't laugh at all, he stared at her coldly: " Almost there."
"How can that be possible! Write me a reply and say I'll be there on time and that I'm looking forward to meeting him too."
Ning Wu is incredible: "You actually plan to see him?!"
"Of course." Linglong explained to him honestly, "Emotions need to be maintained, ten days and a half months are not enough, but after three or five years, no matter how good the relationship is, it will collapse! It should also be shown to the prince. The Fan Yan he was thinking of is really true, isn't it?
Ning Wu: "...No, you can't go."
He was crazy to agree to let two people who used to be husband and wife share a room! Who knows what the prince will say and do? What if Linglong was persuaded? Besides, what's so beautiful about the prince? Didn't she say that he was better-looking than the prince and more in line with her aesthetic?
In view of Ning Wu's insistence that she refused to go, Linglong had to take a step back and choose to compromise: "Since you won't let me go, then you can go."
After he finished speaking, he added: "You are the one who wrote the love letter anyway."