There’s Something Wrong With This Account Chapter 11: [Cat and Dog]
The little Lolita with cat ears in front of her is obviously a demon.
The so-called demons are creatures that have opened their wits.
They are just as recorded in the myth. After accidentally opening up their wisdom, they absorb the essence of the sun and the moon to cultivate their own bodies and strengthen their cultivation.
It’s just that the essence of the sun and the moon is not so easy to absorb, so they usually get up earlier than chickens, sleep later than dogs, and do more than cows.
The path of their spiritual practice is more arduous and the time spent is longer. It takes decades or even hundreds of years to be effective.
After such a long time, they continue to strengthen themselves, constantly improve themselves, and make themselves better, and finally...
——Become a mount for the gods.
Lu Xun reads some fairy tales on the earth, and has time to think: "Will fairies compare mounts, just like young people compare their own cars?"
This picture is refreshing, and it feels quite interesting.
But like on the earth, there is really no shortage of "mounts". As long as you have money and you can eat well, you can ride every day, and you can ride a few times.
some hundreds of dollars, some thousands of dollars, some even tens of thousands of hundreds of thousands!
——such as bicycles, motorcycles, cars, etc.
Lu Xun once regarded Ji Li as a mount when he was on the road, but what he never dreamed of was that he would be regarded as a mount one day.
Is it possible that the monsters are so stubborn about the job of "mountain" that they are fed up with the days of being ridden and become popular?
This possibility is not small, and it feels reasonable.
, the little Lori with cat ears floating in front of Lu Xun saw that he did not reply, and continued to speak loudly and loudly: "This seat is named Mao Nanbei. It is an honor for you to be your mount."
Lu Xun heard this, and couldn't help but feel slightly startled.
Is she the cat Nanbei?
This slightly funny-sounding name is very famous in "Heavenly Dust".
She only appeared in the middle of the game. She is a great monster with abnormal strength and abuse of players like dogs.
She is very popular, and she can rank in the top few among many female NPCs, because the image of Mao Er Niang is too popular.
Any post related to her can easily break through thousands of floors on the forum, and many trivial players even line up to beg her to abuse her.
At that time, she appeared as a girl with cat ears, but she did not expect that she was a loli at this time.
But it’s right to think about it. In the middle of the game, according to the timeline, it’s already many years from now.
At this moment, Lu Xun is faintly excited when he encounters the cat Nan Bei.
It’s not that he has any special hobbies. What excites him is not the image of the cat Nan Bei, but... her identity!
He knows exactly how special the identity of the North and the South is.
Sure enough, Murong Yan who was standing on the side couldn't listen anymore. Her fat face was filled with a pleasing smile, and she said to Little Loli: "Little Master Uncle, it’s not good to do this... Right?"
Lu Xun was not surprised by the title of Xiaoshi Uncle, but Ji Li opened his mouth in surprise.
Little Lolita’s ghost killing operation just stunned her, after all...
—I have never seen anything in the world.
Now, what she didn't even think about was that this powerful little girl was still so high in generation!
The little Lolita named Cat Nanbei glared at Murongyan. The smile on Murongyan's face became stronger, and her chubby face looked even more melancholy.
Looking at her so naive appearance, little Lolita's violent temper can't come out.
The Zongmen arranged Murongyan to be her entourage. The arrangement was very stable!
She no longer floated in the air, but turned a corner and landed on Murong Yan's broad shoulders.
She is fat, she is very comfortable on her stomach.
In addition, Murong Yan is a big girl over 185 meters, and the cat sits on her shoulders, which is higher than Lu Xun.
She put her hands on her hips, curled her lips, and said to Murong Yan: "There is nothing that is not in compliance with the rules. Isn't the rules just for breaking?"
Murong Yan heard that the expression on that fat face was a bit complicated, and said to the little loli who was sitting on her shoulder: "Little Master Uncle, it’s okay to talk about it outside, but you can’t let the law enforcement elder hear it. ."
Cat Ear Little Lori shook her little feet in the air, and said uncomfortably: "I am his uncle, can I be afraid of him?"
Why does it sound like a bit of an outside force?
"And this is not what I said, it was the second elder sister. If he has the ability to find the second elder sister in trouble!" she added.
Sure enough, I was still intimidated.
put this state on a loli, we usually call it "milk murderer".
Cat Nanbei continued to sway his little feet in the air, looking at Lu Xun, "How are you thinking about it? Becoming my beautiful mount, no matter if it is a technique or a magic weapon, or a panacea, there is no shortage of it. , How?"
The mount is the face of the practitioner, and Lu Xun is very good-looking, she thinks she will have a lot of face.
Ji Li, who was standing next to Lu Xun, suddenly stretched out her chubby hand and gently pulled the corner of La Lu Xun's clothes.
Lu Xun usually talks to her like no taboo, she is afraid that he will talk to little Lolita the same way.
She didn't know that Lu Xun was already calculating Little Lolita.
He originally planned to contact Murong Yan through Ji Li, and then contact Murong Yan's sect.
is not to say that I am using Ji Li, so that not only can she fulfill her wish, but she can also make a perfect start according to the plan. It is a win-win situation.
But suddenly there appeared a cat North and South... It seemed that everything became a little easier.
so he smiled.
His smile is very kind.
Ji Li has only seen such a smile once, when he talked about practitioners in a tea house.
Cat Nan Bei looked at Lu Xun’s smile and liked him more and more.
is really good-looking!
Lu Xun is like a mortal who really has little knowledge, and asks: "Your Excellency is very strong?"
"That's natural!" Little Lolita is very confident: "I am here to get rid of a ghost king nearby~ IndoMTL.com~ You have seen the hundreds of ghosts just now, they are the ghost king after death. The avatars, my mother cut off their heads with a single knife!"
The core of this sentence is very easy to understand: I just had the fluent operation, don't you think it is awesome?
Lu Xun heard the words, can't help but startled, have the ghost kings come out? How much experience is worth a ghost king! Suck!
"Then your sect is also very powerful?" Lu Xun continued to pretend to be a fool.
"That's natural!" Little Lolita raised her head and stood tall, as if she seemed to have Rongyan.
She has a very high seniority in the sect. The more powerful the sect, the more powerful she naturally appears.
"Then can I go and see first, and then make a decision?" Lu Xun said again.
This is his ultimate goal!
He is going to this sect before he can start the legendary "perfect start".
This kind of big sect has a big formation, it is difficult to find a trumpet with no cultivation base, you can't feel it at all, even if it is placed in front of your eyes, you can't see its speciality.
Little Lori raised her brows slightly, she didn't like bargaining.
But this person is really good-looking, and she doesn't want to miss it.
After thinking about it, she nodded.
Lu Xun showed a more gentle smile at the right moment.
This smile seems to hide the tension and expectation of the small villagers when they enter the big city, and it is like the people at the foot of the mountain want to see the scenery on the mountain.
Little Lori didn't know that Lu Xun was not at the foot of the mountain.
The scenery on the mountain peak, he has also seen it.
At this moment, he just exposed the nature of his favorite game, Lao Yin Beep.
If we want to have a name that matches the north and south of the cat, we can call such people a dog thing.
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