This Lord is Everywhere Chapter 11: Welcome
Ask, what is the biggest difference between a parrot and a chicken?
Master Lin You will tell you that the former can speak!
Although parrots can fly more than chickens, the so-called chickens fly eggs, chickens fly dogs and so on, which means that chickens can actually fly, so the difference between chickens is that they can't speak.
Don't sneer at this, if every chicken wails to you before you want to kill it, 'Grandpa, please let me go', 'I don't take a bath every day and have cancer poisonous'! Lin You didn't believe it, that person could still eat it.
So chickens and parrots are absolutely different! Lin You's parrot hecked twice at Mu Er Shao, and then, covered with wet feathers, swam to Mu Er Shao's side with difficulty - he also wanted to prove that apart from talking, the parrot could also swim Woolen cloth!
Mu Yanming watched Lin You thumping towards his elder brother, and his elder brother stretched out his hand in front of him and waited for it to come. The most insignificant of all creatures. Even a parrot can despise him, what else is he doing? !
"Brother, has this parrot... always been like this?" Mu Yanming asked with some difficulty.
Mu Yanxiao nodded with a sneer, and said, "Otherwise? It's as bad as you, I would have stewed it a long time ago."
Lin You: "..."
Mu Yanming: "..."
Mocked two people at once, brother, you are so kind.
Mu Yanming sighed resignedly after being choked, forget it, since he was a child, he has fought against his elder brother and died miserably, today it seems that his elder brother is in a good mood, he should be more honest.
Gradually, the spring rain became heavier and heavier. Although I was soaking in the hot spring, the raindrops on my head were not very comfortable. The shelf was moved out and placed around the small hot spring pool, just enough to block the whole pool, and there are short curtains in the shape of water droplets around the rain shelf, which is a must with the spring rain and the scenery of red willows and green flowers outside.
Lin You was a little surprised when he saw it. Suddenly, it looked so good. When he was soaking in the hot spring, there was still water vapor, so he could pretend to be in a fairyland every minute.
"Quack~Wait once in a thousand years~The snake demon will appear soon~It's raining on the broken bridge~Beauty, where are you~~"
Mu Yanming was drinking the rice wine brought by the waiter, when he heard this hoarse and strange song, he choked the wine into his throat instantly, and even spit out more than half of it.
"Cough, cough cough!! I, I'm going to go! Is this parrot singing the legend of the new white lady?! Brother! When did you show it such an old movie! I didn't know that you liked that TV series!"
At this time, on the surface, Mu Yanxiao looked much better than his wretched younger brother, but in fact, this guy swallowed a mouthful of soup-filled steamed buns. The soup buns were not too hot, otherwise he would have blisters in his mouth and throat right now! Even so, Mu Yanxiao still needed to hold his hands tightly under the hot spring water so as not to change his face.
However, the timing of Mu Yanming's question is quite good!
Mu Yanxiao immediately let himself sink his face that he had wanted to sink for a long time, and said to his second brother: "You think I have that American time like you? When you get up every day, you only eat and sleep, and then you go whoring and gambling. Don't do any serious things, and do all the bad things one by one. If you can watch the legend of the new white lady quietly at home every day like Lin Lin, grandpa and I can wake up laughing from our dreams."
Lin You: "..."
Mu Yanming: "..."
I was ridiculed by the crowd again.
Lin You was dragged down by Mu Yanming twice, and the bird flapped its wings, causing a small splash of water, which disappeared before hitting Mu Yanming. But his sarcasm will not disappear: "Oh ~ master ~ you are joking ~ I have never prostituted or gambled! I earn money by myself for eating, drinking and living~ and that one who does nothing every day and only knows how to gnaw on the old man My guy is different~~~Ah, of course, master, you are not old~ But this is even more terrifying~ He will eat you for the rest of his life~~Quack! There is a younger brother like this who has been kicked out of my house for a while~~ Just like my uncle Quack back then!"
Mu Yanxiao: "..."
Mu Yanming: "..."
This time it was finally their turn to be ridiculed by the crowd.
Mu Yanxiao had long known about the urine nature of his parrot, so he secretly rolled his eyes when he heard this, and then took out an exquisite small bowl from the dinner plate outside and waved to Lin You. There are three **** of ice cream in the small bowl. Although there is no brand, it can be guaranteed that it is the genuine product requested by a certain parrot, and there is no adulteration.
Lin You had already smelled the milky sweetness in the earthy smell, flapped his wings excitedly, and directly stuck his head into the bowl. Mu Yanming, who wanted to swallow the bowl raw, was taken aback for a while, and subconsciously raised the danger of this parrot to another level.
"Cough, big brother, to be honest, I'm not that bad..." Mu Yanming weakly defended himself: "At any rate, I'll go to the company every week to see, well, I see It’s like not watching it.”
In the end, under Mu Yanxiao's stare, Mu Yanming shut up resentfully, well, even if his elder brother is blind, the black eyes still make people tremble when they stare at him.
"Starting tomorrow, you will follow Mu Er to manage the branch. When the company's profit exceeds 50% of last year, when will your gold card be unlocked."
Mu Yanming: "!!" Never expected! The young master took a dip in a hot spring, and actually lost his gold card? !
After that, no matter how much Mu Yanming looked at Mu Yanxiao with sad eyes, the latter remained unmoved as a matter of course, and even happily listened to his parrot pecking at the chicken wings and ice cream. This completely different treatment made Mu Yanming very sad and indignant, and deeply felt that he was not as good as a bird! However, he dared to be angry and dare not speak out, and Mu Ershao was slightly provoked just now.
Although many relatives around him look down on and despise him in various ways, and even provoke him and his elder brother, but Mu Ershao, although he is a bit mixed, will never believe that his elder brother will harm him . Otherwise, his elder brother would have had a hundred chances to kill him seven years ago, but he didn't in the end, and instead his elder brother was seriously injured.
At this time, Mu Ershao looked at the hideous scar on his elder brother's right arm, and gritted his teeth secretly. Forget it, anyway, the gold card is gone, and he was despised by a parrot. ... Seriously work for three months!
If Mu Yanxiao knew that it would only take three months for this bad guy to make such a big decision, he would probably just suffocate the guy in the water.
Satisfy and comfortable.
The two members of the Mu family and a parrot came out of the hot spring in good spirits at around two o'clock in the afternoon, and then Mu Yanming was dragged away from work by the rushing Mu Er with a sad face—for the number Mu Wu Generally speaking, the status and majesty of Mu Ershao is not as good as that of Lin You, who has just been here for four days. Don't worry about saving face either.
"Boss, should we go home now or go to the hospital?" Mu Yi asked after finishing the matter.
Mu Yanxiao thought about it and decided to go home. Anyway, Dr. Ouyang has already said that craniotomy is the only way to restore both eyes, and there is no other way. There are no other serious injuries on his body now, just a few bruises, so let's go home and take care of him. Feel freer and more comfortable.
Therefore, Eldest Young Master Mu dragged his own parrot in a grandiose manner against the doctor's order, and Shi Shiran returned to Eldest Young Master's garden villa.
"Boss! How do you look at it? Several trees here are newly brought in by someone! This one is a chestnut tree, this one is a cherry tree, and that one over there is an apple tree! There are also trees in the greenhouse. Banana trees and coconut trees! I also made a piece of strawberries and peanuts on the ground! They are all for our little six! Isn’t it amazing!”
As soon as everyone entered, Mu Yanxiao heard Mu San's excited report rushing towards him. Every time Mu San reported one more tree name, the corner of Mu Yanxiao's mouth twitched slightly. After Mu San finished his report, the corner of Mu Boss's mouth was completely curled down.
He can't imagine now what his originally tidy lawn and garden have become distorted. He only knows that the place where he lives now is no longer a garden villa, but an 'orchard farmhouse'.
Mu San wanted to continue to say something, but Mu Yi kicked his **** away. Mu Si wiped off his sweat and explained: "Boss, Xiao San just wants Lin Lin to like this place more. Don't mind."
Mu Si said something that reached Mu Yanxiao's heart. At first, Mu Yanxiao was a little worried whether this parrot spirit would like the place where humans live. Although the vegetation on his site is already considered good, it still can't Compared with 'Deep Mountains and Old Forests'.
Master Lin You looked at the villa in shock with two parrot black bean eyes at this time, and anxiously jumped on Mu Yanxiao's shoulder a few times, and then started muttering to himself: "Sit north and face south , the purple air comes from the east; good luck, stone lion town house; wealth luck surrounds, auspicious light shines everywhere... Damn, except for relatives and friends, it is almost a pattern of blessings?! This is the rhythm of rebellion! No, no, if this is My great-grandfather's Feng Shui, then he definitely does not have such kind intentions, he must be Li Mingzhi! Where is the money tree? There must be a money tree!"
Therefore, after Mu Yanxiao heard his parrot say a lot of Feng Shui-like words like a magic stick, he flapped his wings and flew around, with Mu Si and Mu San Mu Wu in the middle. voice.
It wasn't until five minutes later that Mu Yanxiao couldn't hear the thumping sound, and then he heard Mu Yi beside him saying in a subtle tone: "Boss, it, uh, Xiao Liu stopped at that money tree Here it is. That is the town house tree given to the old man by Mrs. Lin."
Mu Yanxiao: "..." I don't know where to complain. No matter whether they are all surnamed Lin or they are all so tossing!