This Lord is Everywhere Chapter 39: Unexpected surprise
Master Lin You, little lynx, was lying on his blind master's lap in a rather comfortable and impressive posture.
Well, except for the big soft thing he occasionally encounters, the young master thinks everything is beautiful.
On the opposite side of him and Mu Yanxiao, Garfield Fat Miao, who was bullied with messy hairstyle, was nestling in the arms of his old master with a bitter face, if he hadn't realized that he really couldn't beat the other side That bully who was a little bigger than himself, Mr. Garfield Miao said, he must beat this bully with peach blossoms all over his face! !
The pets were in different moods, and the moods of the masters, First Young Master Mu and Grandpa Albert, were also quite subtle.
After watching Lin You's little lynx for a long time, Albert finally couldn't help but said with a bit of heartache: "Oh, Mu, why do you raise a lynx? You know we were talking about that before. A cute macaw, you don’t even want the benefit of delivering it to your door, but now, Mu, do you like the new and hate the old?”
The corners of Mu Yanxiao's mouth twitched when he heard Albert's words, and his face became sour.
Although he already knew and was sure that the lynx nestling in his arms was the macaw that accompanied him before, but now whenever he thinks of his feelings when Lin Lin died before, he will feel the pain in his heart. I can't help throbbing. That feeling was shaking, and he didn't want to experience it again.
What's more, such a fantasy thing can't be said casually. Mu Yanxiao still felt that even if he told Albert about it, Albert would only think that his brain was broken. , and will not choose to believe that this lynx Linlin is the former macaw Linlin.
So First Young Master Mu changed to a more acceptable way of saying it.
"...Lin Lin went back to heaven to protect me."
Albert let out a gasp immediately: "Oh! God! Mu, why didn't you say such an important thing earlier?!"
Mu Yanxiao smiled wryly: "I've been ignorant of this matter for the past few days, and I don't care about it myself. How can I tell you? And this lynx is the result of a fortune-telling by an oriental mystic scholar whom I invited. Hexagram, it is calculated that it is the reincarnation of Lin Lin, so I found it specially and decided to treat it well."
"Oh! What a magical East! I've heard that the Taoist priests and heavenly masters in the East are very powerful, and they can even predict the future! You are able to bother so much for Lin Lin, Mu, believe me, Lin Lin will help you I am gratified by your behavior!" Albert was moved. At this time, the two felines listening in on the scene shook their beards to express their disdain for their master's IQ.
"Meow." Garfield covered its round, plate-like face with his paws.
【Master Meow, I really can't believe that the old master of my family would believe this obviously a lie! Sure enough, cunning humans! ! 】
Master Lin You on the opposite side also let out an "oooh".
【Yo, are you not angry? Feel free to buy melatonin supplements for your master! He believed such an obvious lie, the young master finally believed that my blind master could dominate the world even if he was blind. 】
"Woo! Meow, woof, woof!" [You are not allowed to mock my master's IQ! 】
"Meow~Aww!!" [The young master just mocked! Not convinced to fight! ! Believe it or not? ! 】
Mu Yanxiao was still thinking about how to answer Albert's exclamation, when suddenly he heard cat meowing that became louder and louder in the room. He was about to raise his eyebrows and say something, but he lost his grip on one hand, and the little lynx in his arms jumped down with great force. Then, he heard the dull sound of two objects rolling together. And, the anxious shout of old Albert:
"Oh! No no no! Garfield, don't fight with Lin Lin! This lynx is your good friend Lin Lin! Look, they all have the same name, Lin Lin! Don't fight Already!" Albert spun around the two fighting cats in a straight circle, and when Master Lin You threw Garfield Fat Cat down again in a particularly aggressive manner, Albert sighed: " Garfield, baby, the point is that you can't beat it at all, why are you so stupid?"
"Meow!!"【You are stupid! ! You are all stupid! ! I'm stupid, what good are you, stupid master! Why am I fighting a strong enemy? ! 】
"Meow." [Hehe. 】
"Lin Lin? Well, you're not yet an adult, don't keep fighting, it's bad for your health." Mu Yanxiao stretched out his hands, and Lin You's little lynx curled her lips when she saw this, and shook herself He walked up to his master with light cat steps, and then jumped up... onto Mu Yanxiao's shoulder.
The short, stubby tail dangled happily, matching the two clusters of small pointed hairs on his head and ears.
"...Meow woo woo!" [Master Meow won't play with you anymore! All friends! I will never take you to eat fish again! 】Too bullying the cat.
Lin Youlynx's reaction to this was to shake the tips of her ears. Tsk, the two tufts of hair on the ears look like dumb hairs. He has no idea what the purpose of these two tufts of hair is? Sense wind and dangerous smells? hehe.
Albert looked at his own Garfield angrily lying on the ground and couldn't get up, well, he twitched the corner of his mouth. It's been a long time since I saw this rogue look, only when it was very angry when it was bullied. From this point of view, Lin Lin is no ordinary pet. However, his pet was being bullied, so as the owner, he had to help out anyway.
Then Albert picked up Garfield Fat Cat, who was acting rascally on the ground, smiled and patted its back comfortingly, then sat back on the sofa, and said to Mu Yanxiao:
"Hehe, Mu, I really think that this little lynx is the big parrot before. So far, I have only seen these two existences, and they can clean up my Garfield so well. Docile."
Mu Yanxiao coughed dryly, "You are too old."
Albert shook his head with a smile: "No, I'm not exaggerating. But since this is the case, I think my purpose of coming here should not be in vain. Although the goal is different, but I think it still hasn't changed much of."
"What are you talking about?" Mu Yanxiao was a little puzzled. Didn't Albert bring his Garfield to show off today?
Albert stroked his own Garfield's soft fur. "Rob, bring that thing from Garfield."
Rob, who has been standing behind Albert, has the same back as Mu Yi, bent down and put one hand on his chest: "Please wait a moment, master."
Mu Yanxiao was confused: "What is it?"
Master Lin You also tilted his head directly, and the two tufts of ear hair also tilted up.
"It's just a little surprise." Albert smiled: "I think you should like it."
When Garfield Fat Miao heard what his master said, he became energetic immediately, and yelled at Lin You Miao several times. You·Lynx·Xiaoye's paws itched for a while.
Then...
Under the infinite pampering of his blind master, Young Master Lin You really turned around and sharpened his paws vigorously at the sofa behind Young Master Mu.
Mu Yanxiao listened to the sound, and the veins on his forehead were throbbing. Even if this guy turned into a ferocious lynx, he didn't grow up to be taller. Did he still persevere in the snake spirit? ! Fortunately, it can't speak, otherwise wouldn't it be a headache every day? ! However, for some necessary communication, maybe he needs a mobile phone with a small keyboard? Let your big cats communicate with their paws?
So thinking about it, First Young Master Mu reached out without hesitation and grabbed the short tail that was dangling beside his face, which was about the length of a palm, and pulled it hard into his arms.
"Meow——wow?!" [Damn it! Who pulled the young master's tail! Don't want to live meow? ! 】
"Lin Lin, the leather of the sofa you sharpen your claws is worth 100,000 yuan, what do you think about it?" Also, a claw owner like you is very worried about using a touch-screen phone or tablet for you?
Lin You·Grinding Claw·Lynx, who was stiff immediately: "..."
I don't talk, I just touch it, who makes it too weak. Moreover, when I was a parrot, I didn't have the habit of touching things at all. But now I don't know why my paws are itchy!
"Meow~"【Ahahahaha! 】
Garfield Fat Cat on the opposite side is releasing the most malicious taunt. Young Master Lin You glanced at it quietly, and then decided not to bother with this non-talking cat.
But just when Lin You turned his head to express his contempt, he suddenly heard a very strange, um, mechanical sound with some embellishments, and the content of this sound and the accompanying A meow made Master Lin You turn his head sharply in an instant, almost breaking his delicate neck! !
"Ahem! Ahahahaha! Lin, Lin? Ni is so stupid! Ni actually took a picture of the sofa grinding paper! Fat cats always have cute claw grinding pillars! Hahaha! Can talk! Can you baa? Can you baa meow?!"
Surprised Mu Yanxiao: "..."
Shocked young master Lin You: "..."
Grandpa Albert with a smug smile: "Hehe. Little thing, I don't think other people will care much about my research results. But Mu, you will definitely like and need it. How? This is a language converter that I spent more than a billion dollars researching, it can directly convert the meanings that pets want to express at this time into human words according to the frequency and fluctuation of pets' calls."
"Moreover, this little machine has a variety of languages to choose from. Now the most common pets such as cats, dogs, and birds can be converted and translated, and the voices also have the voice of the cute loli Zhengtai and the voice of the bossy president. , the orthodox tone of the broadcasting host, and more than a dozen language tones such as charming and gentle, haha, my Garfield is an Orleans dialect, how is it? Does it sound good?!"
Mu Yanxiao's original admiration turned into an ellipsis at the end of hearing it. The cute Zhengtaiyin and the domineering president... You are so old and so childlike, does your family know? Coupled with the thought that in the future, this kind of magical weapon that can drive people crazy will soon be owned by his little pet with snake spirit disease, first young master Mu's inexplicable face is covered with a layer of sadness.
He can almost foresee the troubled future.
Without the shackles of language, this big cat in his family will definitely break out of City A and dominate the world. If it goes abroad.
Compared to Mu Yanxiao's entangled emotions of mixed joy and sorrow, at this moment, Master Lin You Lynx's eyes are so bright that they can be used as searchlights in the middle of the night! Emma, what did the young master hear just now! A little machine that can make my grandfather talk! There is also the option of changing the voice and making people safe! ! Oh meow~ Is there anything more beautiful than this in this world? !
"Of course, my family's Garfield's voiceprint fluctuates very richly, so the sentences spoken are also relatively rich. This is related to IQ." Albert did not forget to show off his own Garfield's IQ: "If it is not enough IQ Rich animals, perhaps the converted language is relatively monotonous.”
First Young Master Mu was expressionless, thinking about it.
You will never know how rich my family's Lin Lin language is, and how terrifying the effect of every sentence is.
The author has something to say: --hehehehe... Lin You · Lynx completed the task of 'stimulating Garfield's fat cat and getting his owner to help him get ahead', and activated the language system.
==The blind master no longer has to worry that I can't speak to stimulate him~~
Orz, I received a reminder from my comrades that the chapter should be updated today. It's just that my aunt came running wildly, and she stayed dead on the bed all day... The brown sugar water artifact has played a big role until now, but Dazhang just...forgive me. The big chapter will be updated tomorrow with 5000+, tiger touch everyone.
...There are always a few days every month that I want to be a man--.