This Lord is Everywhere Chapter 47: No it’s not scientific
Amid Heibei's loud cry, Young Master Lin You turned and left in a particularly arrogant manner with the old-looking bag in his mouth. Even the housekeeper and bodyguards went downstairs to pursue them at the fastest speed, but they didn't find any trace of a certain big cat.
In desperation, the butler had no choice but to lead the bodyguards to the kennel and loosen the ropes of the three big dogs, hoping that they would lead them to find a cat running away with a bag in its mouth. But what made them speechless was that after the three big dogs were released, the three dogs ran away in three different directions, in a posture that even eight horses could not pull back. In the end, they followed the three big dogs to find the ultimate goal, which was also very speechless.
The three big cats found meows, but among the five or six meows of different colors standing proudly on the wall, black, pure white, flowery, etc., it was Not one of them was the big cat with a tuft of dull fur on its two ears and a fur color that resembled a leopard.
In the end, the housekeepers and bodyguards could only return in frustration. Although the housekeeper didn't know what was in the bag, but just because the cat didn't pick up any money or jewels, it only picked up the bag after going through seven cabinets, it can be shown that there was something in it. How precious.
OK! In fact, according to Madam's personality, everything in the cabinet is very precious. Sex toys and money in the cabinet are not surprising, but the old bags are particularly special. He could almost imagine how angry Madam would be when she came back and found out about the situation.
If it doesn't work out, all of them will be fired directly! It is a sad story indeed, the butler thought.
However, no matter how the housekeepers, bodyguards, nannies, gardeners and others in the Chen family's villa are depressed and silent for the big cat that fell from the sky today. In the shade of a tree not far from Chen's villa, in a remodeled Hummer, Mr. Lin You, Lynx, Flying Thief, who successfully completed the task, put the **** in his mouth in his blind master. on the legs. The trembling fur and wagging tail all showed the young master's happy mood at this time.
"Comrades have worked hard! Comrades did a great job today! Each person will be rewarded with a bag of dried fish, and we will send you back with us later. This mission is complete~"
King Lin Youmiao turned to face Qi Shushua who was sitting under the car and looked at his six little cats, and waved his paws to praise them for their excellent performance in luring the stupid dogs today. The cat boys flicked their tails happily when they heard the words, feeling that this boss is really kind.
However, compared to Lin You's younger brother who can happily hand in the task with a bag of dried fish, for Garfield Fat Miao, the three younger brothers he brought out are more difficult to deal with. The aristocratic cats with fresh prawns and tuna, a bag of small dried fish, really can't satisfy them - usually these things are fed to them by the owner himself, and people have to choose whether to eat them according to their mood Ok!
So Garfield is more troubled, how will its little brothers handle it? So Garfield raised his Xiao Dabing face and looked at Young Master Lin You. No matter how Master Miao brought his younger brother, he came here to help you. Now that I can't deal with the younger brother, you should give Master Miao an idea anyway. That's right.
Lin You·Lynx·Meow King expressed all kinds of contempt in his heart after receiving Garfield Fat Meow's eyes. You can't even handle your little brother, so you still have the nerve to lead him out for a walk? It also helped, it seemed that at that time it also saw a certain noble long-haired cat whose tail was almost bitten by the stupid big Wang because it was running too slowly. The noble long-haired cat is not arrogant, but crying bitterly!
However, although Linlin Meow King is a little speechless towards these noble cats in his heart, considering the harmony and stability within the cats, those who should be appeased should be appeased, and those who should be rewarded should be rewarded. It's not something Meow King Linlin would do because of a small loss~
So Lin You turned to the three aristocratic cats who still held their heads high and said, "Since you don't want dried fish, just tell me what you want! Basically, as long as you don't kill me Wang Xingren may want a carload of dead mice or other cheating rewards, I can still do it for you."
The three aristocratic cats meowed and meowed several times when they heard the words. After the discussion, it was a pity to find that what they wanted was different, so the discussion was cancelled, and each wanted a reward!
"Meow!!" [The little fish is too heavy. Ben Guimiao prefers a bag of dried squid. Not only is it more chewy to bite, but the most important thing is that the master will not find me eating it. Squid! I hate that my master doesn’t allow me to eat squid. As a noble cat, I absolutely can’t eat such cheap food as dried squid. I don’t know if I was waiting every day to steal squid from the dried squid factory before being adopted by him. ? 】
"..." King Lin Youmiao was slightly speechless. He really thought this guy was a pure-blooded noble's squeamish meow! What is this feeling of being subverted in an instant? ! "Ahem. Well, do you want dried squid? I'll ask my younger brother to buy it for you later. Just wait."
After the all-white Persian cat had his say, he jumped on the car seat and waited for his squid to dry. And behind it, another puppet cat with black ears pawed the ground shyly, glanced at Dabai who was eating small dried fish not far from it, and said quietly to Lin You: "Meow~ ~"
【Well, can you introduce me and that handsome and mighty white cat? I think we can have a deeper understanding and repay him for saving my life by the way~]
Lin Humor, let me tell you about this cat brother, are you sure you are saving your life and not your tail? And after saving his tail, he wanted to have an in-depth understanding of something. Can Sima Zhao's heart, which is so obvious, restrain himself a little? ! And it doesn't matter, what matters is if I'm not mistaken, both of you are male, okay? male! How do you fall in love with the same gender? Don't you want to be a cat in the future? !
Perhaps Lin You's eyes were too straightforward, but this puppet cat understood the meaning of his eyes in seconds, and said rather arrogantly and dissatisfied: "Meow!" [What's wrong with the same gender? You and your master are not the same gender! Aren't you and Boss Garfield the same gender? What qualifications do you have to say me hum! 】
Lin You was taken aback when he heard the words, and then suddenly =pan=.
Which eye of yours saw me and Garfield having an affair? ! Just kidding me! Lord let such a domineering, cool and handsome human being like his blind master not hook up, but go to flirt with that fat cat Garfield, do you think my brain is as funny as yours? !
At that moment, he bared his teeth at the puppet cat, and after the other party stepped back timidly, he turned his head and said to Dabai who was eating dried fish: "Dabai, come here, the puppet cat said I want to repay your life-saving grace! I plan to invite you and your friends to his house to play happily for several days in a row, and there will be small dried fish to eat every day!"
Dabai, who was eating hard at first, stopped gorging after hearing the words of the new boss, flicked his tail slightly, and jumped in front of the puppet cat, "Meow?"
"Meow~~"
"Meow."
"Meow meow~~"
Listening to the completely different tone of conversation between Dabai and the puppet cat, Mr. Lin You said that indeed his younger brother is of high quality. Looking at Dabai's domineering and handsome appearance, if it were a human being, then It's on the same level as Brother Mu Yiku!
Finally got rid of the puppet cat, and the British shorthair cat was the only one left among the three little cats. This guy looked different from the other two, and it seemed that Garfield couldn't hold back.
"Meow."
Before Lin You could open his mouth, this guy immediately threw out the conditions, and after hearing its conditions, Lin You Meow King said that he would never take this guy with him again in future actions! Is it a robbery that costs 100,000 yuan for one operation? Although he is rich as a multi-millionaire real estate or even over 100 million, but as a cat, what is the use of you asking for so much money? Don't you know how to swipe a card like your grandfather? Show off your small backpack and show it to me, if you have a gold card, I will give it to you! !
As a result, this British shorthair cat understood Lin You Meow King's eyes in seconds, although it didn't carry anything on its body, but after it barked a few times towards the shade of the tree, Lin You Meow King Seeing the other two short-haired cats running over happily with the small bag in their mouth, King Lin Youmiao could guess without opening the small bag that there must be several gold cards in it.
"... Meow." [I will swipe your card later. 】
Lin You·Meow King, who was inexplicably compared to others, doesn't even want to talk to this cat. The owner of this cat is definitely a super profiteer, or he is a super rich man, otherwise he really can't afford it Such a money worshiper.
Finally, Garfield's three little brothers are also settled. Lin You Meow King said that he will never bring Garfield to play happily in the future. Shorthair cats, these two little brothers, unless they don't want anything!
At this time, Mu Yanxiao also asked Mu Yi and Mu San to check the contents of the old bag. What made people happy was that the bag contained things related to Mu's mother. But if you count it seriously, it's not a relic. I don't know when Zhang Ya took more than a dozen photos of Mu's mother. Among them, there are two photos of Mu's mother and Mu's father together, four or five photos of Mu Yanxiao. A family portrait.
Although Mu Yanxiao couldn't see these photos, but after taking them and rubbing them slowly in his hands, he seemed to be able to feel the joy and warmth of the family from his heart. In addition, there are several letters in the bag, which should be letters written by Mu's mother to Mu's grandpa and grandma.
There are only so many things in the whole bag, and it's very light. But Mu Yanxiao was obviously satisfied. With a somewhat happy mood, Mu Boss gestured to Mu Yi, and the group of people, cats and five mice went back home. Of course, Garfield, his little brother and King Lin Youmiao's six little brothers were all going to be sent back, and this mission was considered a complete success.
In the corner of the car that Mu Yanxiao couldn't see, Little Lynx Master Lin You looked at the four or five scratched photos held in Mu Yi's hand, his amber cat eyes flashed A bit of sharp light.
If Mu Yi hadn't acted quickly to pick out these flowery photos just now, I'm afraid his blind master would not be in such a happy mood at this time, and his head might hurt from anger —No one would be happy to find out that their parents' photo was scratched, let alone his own face and his brother's face were scratched beyond recognition. How vicious and hateful it must be to make my sister do such crazy things to her sister's family.
Thinking of this, Young Master Lin You patted the blind master's hand with his paws to express comfort, while squinting his eyes, thinking that he would come to harm Zhang Ya again next time. The loss of a few photos is really nothing to Zhang Ya, and a pile of mouse **** will not cause them too much loss. Just because of her scratching the photos, she will be sorry for him if she does not lose all her property. Only omnipotent, pet meow!
But from this point of view, does the blind master actually have the advantage of not being able to see, or why is there such a classic saying that "out of sight, out of mind".
At the same time that Lin You's little lynx and his blind master were leaving, Zhang Ya's mother and son in Noble Hospital also received an urgent notification from the housekeeper. When Zhang Ya heard that her fitting room had been turned upside down, the hand holding the phone trembled angrily. Not to mention some supplies and money that made her feel extremely ashamed, what she couldn't accept the most was that the things she used to threaten Mu Yanxiao tomorrow would be snatched away by a cat!
Is this an international joke? A cat was able to ignore the dozens of security guards in her house and the three large wolf dogs raised by Ah He, and run away with her things in its mouth in full view of everyone! Zhang Ya was so angry that she yelled at the housekeeper. After finally venting a bit, Zhang Ya turned to her son and said, "Didn't you say that your three dogs are all pure-blooded and ferocious breeds?! What? Can’t even catch a cat?! So much money was spent raising three trash!! This time, after you get well, we’ll give them away or kill them all! Our Chen family doesn’t raise such trash !!"
When Chen Yuhe heard what his mother said, he looked disapproving. He bought the three dogs at a huge price, and after raising them for so long, he has developed feelings for them. Not to mention killing it, he would not be happy even if it was given to anyone.
"Mom, don't think about it carefully, the cat who stole things must have been instigated by Mu Yanxiao, okay! Didn't your aunt call you yesterday to say that their jewelry was stolen by a mouse? It’s a mouse and a cat. Although the species are different, but both times they let the animals steal things. No matter how you think about it, it’s impossible to be unrelated! But at the same time, I have a disagreement with my aunt and you. In the entire city of A, except Who else could Mu Yanxiao have? It must be him! It is impossible for others to have the guts!"
Zhang Ya's face changed slightly when she heard her son's words. Although what she said was a bit of fantasy, it was really true after thinking about it! After all, with the influence of the Zheng family and the Chen family in City A, there are not many people who have the guts to offend both of them at the same time. What's more, let's not talk about her elder sister's jewelry, but her own **** contains the things that she wants to use to persecute Mu Yanxiao. Except for Mu Yanxiao, no one else would care about this thing at all.
"Well, you little bastard! You actually did such a thing as stealing chickens and dogs! I'm not afraid of losing the members of the Mu family and the Zhang family!" It was like eating Mu Yanxiao.
Chen Yuhe looked at his mother like this and was a little speechless, but compared to the anger of things being stolen, Chen Yuhe was more concerned about Mu Yanxiao's recent changes. He felt that his second cousin had become a little weird since he got into a car accident. According to his appearance of making everyone mess with me, he would kill your whole family. After the car accident, he actually raised a parrot for the first time. It is not impossible to raise a pet to adjust the mood, but the problem is that the parrot does not seem normal to him no matter how he looks at it. Maybe he didn't realize it at the beginning, but since the man named Lingyou pointed out the difference of the parrot under his big cousin, when he looked at the parrot again, he felt abnormal in various ways.
Later, the parrot died trying to save his second brother. His second cousin was hit so hard that his condition worsened and he was about to die, but a mouse suddenly appeared! When he heard Lu Yuan say that he was just one step away from mastering Mu Yanxiao, but was interrupted by a mouse, Chen Yuhe's brain was wide open in an instant. Could it be that the mouse is the reincarnation of the parrot? But isn't it only vixens who reincarnate to repay their kindness? What's the matter with the mouse? In the end, the mouse also died, and then his mother came home with the face of being scratched by a cat, and told him that Mu Yanxiao raised another cat after the parrot died...
Thinking about this, Chen Yuhe suddenly felt that the biggest obstacle for them to kill Mu Yanxiao in the future might not be the five people Mu Yi to Mu Wu, but one who would become various animals , A certain ghost? !
It's not scientific at all for me to go here! Isn't this the normal world? ! Ghosts, demons and so on, this world would not exist at all! !
Just as Chen Yuhe was thinking this way, a gust of wind suddenly blew up over the Noble Hospital. In the air that ordinary people could not see with naked eyes, a golden-winged roc with a golden fish tail was carrying a bunch of things on its back. , flicked his tail, and flew away quickly.
"Ahe? What are you thinking about, Ahe? Why are you in a daze? Let's pack up and go to your aunt's house tonight to discuss what to do tomorrow. Although the things have been taken away by him, no matter what, tomorrow We also want to take back the things that little **** Mu Yanxiao robbed our two families. Your eldest cousin has the most methods, and he can definitely think of a good method."
Chen Yuhe was brought back to his senses by his mother, and nodded indiscriminately. He thought in his heart, if the method that the eldest cousin thought of this time still didn't work because of a certain animal, then he must go to places like Wutai Mountain and Wudang Mountain to find an eminent monk, and take the animal that was always in Mu Yan Xiao is surrounded by demons and goblins who are helping him!
But... basically... this kind of thing can't happen, right?
The author has something to say: Keke, controlling the little brother is also a science--
And, here we are told how our mighty and domineering Miao Ye got 0-0, and also told some things about Erha later--please feel free to make up your mind.
--Sometimes, the more brainless a person is, the more accurately he can grasp the key points--for example, Chen Yuhe's little classmate.