This Lord is Everywhere Chapter 6: Speak quickly

Question: For a tall, handsome, rich, tyrannical and cool man to be instantly disillusioned, what conditions does the other party need to meet?

Lin You's parrot answered: It was named 'Great King Kong' for a beautiful gray-green macaw.

Why don't you just call him Xiaoye orangutan? ! How big is a macaw? It's called Big King Kong. Do you plan to call him Mutou if you have a son in the future? !

Of course, the above is Lin You's own internal complaints. His current state is not suitable to tell Mu Yanxiao that you are actually very tall, but because of your name, you are fat and round. He's just a bird, that's the tragic truth.

"I don't like this name, I'm not big at all!"

Lin You's tone was particularly righteous.

Mu Yanxiao's expression froze when he heard it. In fact, he has been complained too many times by his grandfather and the second-generation ancestor brother about his incompetence in naming. It is enough to show that he is really incompetent in naming.

But again hearing from people other than family? Expressing dissatisfaction with his incompetence in naming, Mu Yanxiao felt depressed, but at the same time brought a little inexplicable joy—cough, the heights are so cold, and his subordinates are always too obedient to have any fun at all. This BOSS didn't even think about it, with his always expressionless face but exuding the aura of "if you mess with me, I'll kill your whole family", who can give him fun?

So Boss Mu was not angry, he touched Lin You's wings and said in a gentle voice, "Then what do you want to be called?"

Lin You almost yelled out the word "Lin You" without thinking, but he stopped abruptly when he reached the point of his mouth. No matter how careless a person is, when he suddenly hears a macaw blurting someone's name, he will secretly hesitate for a while, so if this person who looks rich and handsome is actually more likely to be a gangster What about the name he called out?

It is estimated that Mu Jiji will directly investigate his background, right? Although he felt that he might not be able to find anything in Yanxiao with his family's strange relatives who were called celestial masters, but what if there was an eventuality? A parrot just happened to say the name of the person he 'could' have run into and killed?

Once these two disjoint dots are connected together, this seemingly sophisticated person will definitely think of something.

So, after Lin You got stuck, he said a word slowly. "Lin... Lin!"

Since you can't say your name, let's just say your surname. It's also good to be called Lin.

It's just that Lin You overestimated the comprehension of the blind master.

Mu Yanxiao thought for a while and nodded after hearing Lin You's words: "Lin Lin? This name is okay, but if Lin Lin is good, then Yan Yan is fine."

Lin You really wanted to give this person a sharp mouth. He was talking about Lin... Lin! There was a long pause in the middle, okay? How did you hear Cheng Linlin? And what about Lin Lin, remind him of his childhood when he was a pain in the ass, okay?

But at this time, the resistance is useless. Mu Yanxiao's efficiency is too high, and he has already started to use this name.

"Lin Lin, what dishes are on the small dining table in front of me now? Where are the chopsticks?"

Lin You couldn't help but rolled his eyes when he heard this very dear (egg) cut (painful) address, then sighed resignedly, and began to report the name of the dish: "Oh~ here is a big plate, There is a huge piece of meat inside, with a fierce color! There are curly noodles next to it! There is also a bird egg! Next to the big plate is a bowl of white thick water~ Then there is a plate of crushed fruit and two pieces of yellow dry noodles Block!! It feels so rich!"

Mu Yanxiao, who was so pained to hear: "..."

"Speak human words."

"Oh~ how can you expect a bird to speak human words! Although the young master really said~"

Mu Yanxiao: "...otherwise the salary will be deducted."

Lin You: "!"

Hurrah, the limp body stood up straight, "Report to the king, on the small table in front of you is a piece of medium-rare steak, pasta, half-cooked poached eggs, and potato soup and fruit on the side. Salad, and two slices of bread T=T."

The head can be broken and the blood can flow, but the wages can't be lost! !

"..." Mu Yanxiao was startled by this precise and completely different report. Sure enough, the parrot was really playing tricks on him just now, and he didn't feel wrong.

Mu Yanxiao nodded lightly, then grabbed Lin You's entire bird's body with lightning speed, raised his bird's head with his index finger, and warned sinisterly: "Although I feel A parrot spirit is fine, but a parrot spirit that dares to provoke its master can easily become a bowl of tonic soup, don't you understand?"

Lin You Parrot Spirit: "..." QAQ is so scary, I don't believe that pets are really favored anymore!

However, the mean-spirited Lin You still didn't stop trying to die. "Is that tune | play okay?"

Mu Yanxiao: "..." The parrot spirit really can't hold it.

"If you have the ability to tease|teasing me."

Listening to the words that faintly despised his own ability, Lin You turned his bird's head in disdain and hummed twice, you are a blind man, and you want me to be your personal advisor, even if you close your eyes, you can find me to tease you Your chance! ! Well, we'll see when we take a shower! !

"Okay, let's not talk about this, after knowing the food, the next thing is to eat, the knife and the fork... where are they?"

Lin You also felt that he couldn't waste any more time. Just now, it was almost twelve o'clock.

"First touch the small dining table, then go up, just like you touch a woman's thigh, and slowly you can touch the knife and fork next to it!"

Mu Yanxiao: "...you won. Next time, you can speak human words to me, but you can do whatever you want with other people." Mu Yanxiao felt a little stomach ache before eating. Let him cast shadows on women's thighs in the future, deep thighs = knives and forks, it's too hurt.

Lin You laughed wildly in his heart, flapped his wings frantically, and then giggled twice.

"Hey, grab my wings, lest you accidentally burn or sharply hurt yourself, I will pull your hand to the side of the knife and fork."

Master Lin You finally became serious, and Mu Yanxiao finally heaved a sigh of relief in his heart. It's really a refined animal, so don't keep it in the future!

However, Mu Yanxiao depressed Lin You just now, but in the next few minutes, he overturned his point of view.

Lin You carefully took Mu Yanxiao's left hand and placed it on the fork, then lightly pecked twice to signal Mu Yanxiao to let go, then jumped to Mu Yanxiao's right hand, and put his hand on the side on the knife.

When Mu Yanxiao was ready, Lin You tilted his head and thought about it, and said, "Your food target is between your right and left hands, about ten centimeters away from your right hand. Your IQ must be enough to eat!"

Mu Yanxiao almost laughed when he heard the last word, but he was very satisfied with his pet's precise and considerate statement, so he raised the corner of his mouth, and poked his right hand with a knife just like what Lin You said Ten centimeters away from the plate, and then accurately found the beef.

As long as the position can be determined, Mu Yanxiao's hands-on ability is amazing.

Standing by the side, Lin You watched in amazement as the man sliced ​​up the steak neatly and put it into his mouth one by one. I feel that this person has grown up again. Moreover, Lin You noticed Mu Yanxiao's hands—these hands were extremely stable, without any unnecessary movements.

It wasn't until this time that Lin You really felt that the man in front of him was quite powerful. It had nothing to do with his financial resources and status, but his own stable demeanor, which showed the charm and self-confidence of this man all the time. Such a person should stand at the top. Just like his weird, once-seen, genius uncle.

Tsk, inexplicably thinking that the parrot, the most terrifying and most admired existence in his life, can't afford to be hurt, Lin You froze for a moment, wondering if his family knew about his current situation.

Since the uncle can figure out that he will die at the age of 25, how can he also figure out that at least his soul has not yet returned to the underworld?

"Lin Lin?"

Just when Lin You was lamenting depressed about his situation, he suddenly heard Mu Yanxiao's voice, the voice was still low and sweet, but still a bit hesitant.

"What's wrong with you?"

Lin You flapped his wings when he heard the words, "I miss home." He didn't care how Mu Yanxiao felt that he was depressed, he always wanted to find someone to listen to at this moment.

"I miss my father and mother, and my grandpa and grandpa. Although my uncle is terrible, I still miss him. I don't know if they miss me."

"..." Mu Yanxiao paused when he heard Lin You's words, and gently put down the knife and fork. After what seemed to be a long silence, he reached out and touched Lin You's head, and said, "You Want to go back?"

"I can't go back for the time being." Lin You replied in a low voice. Not to mention that the 50 meters cannot leave Mu Yanxiao's tortured distance, even if he finds his family, it will probably take a while for them to find a way.

Mu Yanxiao didn't know the meaning of Lin You's words. He pursed his lips and closed his eyes suddenly, "I can ask Mu Yi to drive you back."

Lin You tilted her body and asked in surprise, "What did you say?"

Mu Yanxiao's complexion is not good: "Before I plan to hire you for a long time, I have to go quickly."

Lin You was stunned for a moment, then suddenly thought of Mu Yanxiao's thoughts, he giggled twice, then paused, and said softly: "You misunderstood, I can't find a way to go back now. It's not because you want to support me, but thank you for letting me go."

Mu Yanxiao breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the words, let alone his own feelings for this parrot, in his current state, it is really hard for him to let it go. Can't find a way to go back, though? Mu Yanxiao raised his eyebrows: "You are really a parrot spirit, so you can't find your original gathering place of elves?"

Lin You almost suffocated himself in one breath. After struggling for a long time, he thought that he could not expose himself, so he could only nod bitterly: "Well, it can be said that way. After finding that way (Grandpa's plan) Before, I couldn't go back."

Mu Yanxiao thought for a while, "Why don't you just do this, until you find a way to go back, stay by my side, and I will try to help you."

Mu Yanxiao's thinking coincides with Lin You's. Although Lin You can directly let Mu Yanxiao take him back to find his grandfather, this will definitely make Mu Yanxiao suspicious. Yan Xiao is a parrot spirit in his heart, if he suddenly becomes a human, this guy will probably become angry with embarrassment, and he doesn't know what sensational tragedy he will do, and it will be bad at that time.

How about taking good care of Mu Yanxiao, gaining the trust of this person, and then finding a way to let him go to the father's office, and then let the family find a way to save him if he leaves any information! Such a safety factor will be much higher and the safest.

So Lin You put aside his depression temporarily, waved his wings and said, "Okay, my lord! Follow my orders! Your lord, please treat him well~ He is already your parrot~"

Listening to Lin You, Mu Yanxiao suddenly convulsed again: "Speak humanly!"

"Hey, you still have some beef and pasta on your plate. If you don't mind, can you let me eat? I'm hungry."

And just when Mu Yanxiao was about to answer with twitching corners of his mouth, suddenly there was a loud noise outside the door, it seemed like someone kicked the door?