This Lord is Everywhere Chapter 68: Two and two and ha
Basically, every individual has a little bit of the spirit of Ah Q, and the self-comforting ability of human beings is really the most outstanding among all animals.
So, even though the current body is a puppy husky, but because the soul is still an out-and-out human being, Lin You Erha's self-comforting ability is still very strong. After being hugged and rubbed by his master, Young Master Lin You accepted his current body very calmly, even with some satisfaction.
As its owner, Mu Yanxiao, who has harvested a lively Erha, is also in a good mood at this time - after all, compared to the previous tortoise, this husky is really much more convenient.
Well, as for the strength... First Young Master Mu thought about it seriously, and finally waved his hand, and asked Mu Wu to "invite" Young Master Wang over.
Wang Xiao looked at the person sitting on the hospital bed and the dog lying in his arms, looking at him with a cute and stupid face, twitching the corners of his mouth and rolling his eyes in a particularly embarrassing manner.
"I said Mu Da! Can you calm down?! Look at yourself now. Since you are blind, just be a normal blind! Don't be blind and still do those things. It's something that the people you see do!"
"Don't think that I don't know that you did what happened to the Zheng family and the Chen family a few days ago. Although I think what you did is very gratifying and I like to hear it, it doesn't mean that I am willing to be let down by you again and again. Kidnapping again and again! Isn’t it just for a dog?! This guy can’t even speak! It looks so special!!”
As Wang Xiao said this, his face became tangled again: "I said Mu Da, although I don't have a lot of kindness towards animals, but I think your way of keeping pets is not very right? If I If there is no mistake, take the dead tortoise next to you. This stupid and cute one should be your fourth pet? No, no, is it the fifth pet?! Mu Da, although it hurts you a bit , but I have to seriously warn you, give up! You are really not suitable for this line of work!"
Mu Yanxiao's face suddenly darkened.
However, First Young Master Wang didn't care at all whether it would make Mu Yanxiao unhappy. He looked at Lin You Erha with a particularly pitiful look, and concluded with a sigh: "I knew there was a man before. Will subjugate wives, those miserable guys marry one and die one, today I actually saw one subjugate pets, you simply feed and die, most of them never marry for the sake of human life, although the life of pets is not It’s worth it, but it’s life anyway, so you should let it go! At worst, I’ll pay for it, tell me? How much did you pay for it? I’ll cover it for less than 200,000!”
In the end, Young Master Wang didn't wait for First Young Master Mu's anger, but instead waited for the silly roar in his eyes.
Wong **** wang **** wang! !
"What do you mean? Are you cursing the young master to die? You finally got a strong body and you curse the dead! What is your intention?! Also! The young master is not a showman Sell yourself!! Just want to buy me for 200,000 yuan, you are so stupid, do you know your brother?!"
The above is the voice of the gang boss.
Wang Xiao: "..."
I bought a watch last year! ! After the snake-sick parrot last time, he actually saw another husky who was acting stupid while committing double-snake-sickness! ! Even if this guy can talk, he can't resist the aura of two snakes rushing towards his face! !
"Idiot, don't be forgiven just because you look cute." Black air began to radiate from around Wang Xiao: "Don't say your little heart still needs me to save, even if you are healthy and healthy, just now What I said is also a rare outpouring of kindness. I am in a good mood without making you worship me gratefully, and you are still yelling at me? Believe it or not, I can pickle you with one knife?"
Lin You, the wolf of the Eastern Capital, felt a pain in the **** for no reason. "..."
"How I keep pets is my business, don't worry about it. You are here to show Lin Lin's heart, and you don't have to worry about the rest. Besides, why do dogs have heart disease?" Mu Yan Xiao had a serious and puzzled expression on his face. When he thought about it, shouldn't dogs have other diseases besides colds?
Veterinarian Wang expressed his ignorance about this product.
"What is heart disease? Kidney failure, kidney stones, liver cancer, stomach problems, people can have as many diseases as dogs can, and the treatment is much more troublesome than humans, otherwise why are there so many people on the street? What about stray dogs? Many of them are given up by their owners because of terminal illnesses." Wang Xiao sneered: "So human beings really can't be attributed to animals, because they themselves are not as good as animals!"
Mu Yanxiao: "..." For an older middle school sophomore who has anti-social and anti-human thoughts and is arrogant and arrogant, he'd better not make any comments. Although he really wanted to say it, he had scolded himself in what he said just now.
"Quick cure."
Wang Xiao snorted dissatisfiedly, then stepped forward and slipped the nape of Lin You Erha's neck with one hand, while stroking Lin You Erha's white belly over and over with the other hand. Young Master Lin You couldn't accept that groping technique. While moaning angrily, he struggled vigorously: "Indecent! You're indecent!! You touch my belly! My whole body is full of blood. No clothes!! How can you play hooligans on a dog?! You are so insane and have no morals to death!!"
"Ya Butterfly! Blind master, come and save me! If you don't stop him, he will touch my little jj!!"
These words blinded the ears of all those present.
Mu Wu didn't come up in one breath, coughed earth-shatteringly, and Mu Yanxiao also stretched out his hand to touch Lin You's tail with a dark face, and pulled him into his arms.
"...cough. Have you checked it?"
Even though Mu Yanxiao couldn't see Wang Da's veterinary doctor's face, he could feel that this man's mood was absolutely violent from the surrounding atmosphere.
Wang Xiao sneered loudly. "Check your fart! With this dog's current mental state, what is that little heart? It has been a disaster for thousands of years! There is no need to treat it at all!!"
Lin Youshu expressed his grievance in the arms of his blind master. He just told the truth, he is not a real dog! Ok! His body is a real dog, but his soul is a human being! What does it look like to be touched by another man? ! In the future, the young master will marry, bah, marry a wife! What can lose innocence? !
Mu Yanxiao patted the dog's head again.
"Then let's talk about the precautions. There must be something to pay attention to. This time, no matter what, I won't let it have any accidents, even if I hold it 24 hours a day."
Wang Xiao's answer was an angrily cold snort.
First Young Master Mu sighed: "Did you pass by Mu's Shopping Center these days? Have you seen Yanming?"
Wang Xiao's eyes flashed: "What? You want to show off to me your bad brother who has reformed?"
Mu Yanxiao looked disapproving: "How long will it take to conclude that he has changed his ways? There will be a long time to test him in the future! But no matter what, at least he is not upset now, don't you want to let you Is the one at home better?"
Eldest Young Master Wang immediately thought of his bad brother. The corner of his mouth twitched, and he said with some hesitation: "Even if my family's leg was broken, he hasn't improved much. Are you sure you can help me this time?"
First Young Master Mu laughed with black air on his body: "Your brother is in a bad mood, and he is more peaceful than my brother."
Wang Xiao thought about it carefully, and felt that this was really the case, so he finally looked at the stupid man who stuffed his head into Mu Yanxiao's arms, only showing two furry hind legs and tail, rolled his eyes and nodded Agreed to this exchange.
"As long as he doesn't get too excited, eat less oily food, too salty food, too sweet food, exercise more, and be less stupid."
"..." Lin You, who felt that she had been retaliated by words, was not stupid but cute.
Mu Yanxiao: "..." He inexplicably felt that his IQ was also despised?
Hehe, First Young Master Mu decided that he would definitely take care of Wang Xiao's younger brother.
After saying this, Young Master Wang waved his hand and walked away out of sight and out of mind. And in less than half an hour after he left, Lin You, the not-stupid-but-cute husky master, felt deeply how miserable it would be for a beast to **** off a veterinarian.
Dinner time.
Master Lin You stared at his beaded eyes, stretched out his little fat paw, and pointed at the plate of dog food in front of him, his voice trembled from the stimulation: "Fuck~~Who can give it to you?" Let me explain what happened to the dog food in front of me?!"
At this time, Mu Wu brought dinner and hadn't left yet. For this husky cub that suddenly appeared, suspected to be Lin Lin, and was especially suitable for his pet choice, Mu Wu really wanted to take it back and raise it by himself. Now seeing it tilting its head and staring at the two blue glass eyes and broad bean eyebrows that don't look ferocious at all, my heart melts. Tie Han instantly softened:
"This is the dog food we specially airlifted from Albert's special pet factory! It is pure natural, pollution-free, delicious and chewy, and it is definitely the best choice for senior puppies! How is it?! I really like it !”
Gathering broad bean eyes and broad bean eyebrows, Master Lin Youha said, "Hehe." I like your sister! How many times have I said that Lao Tzu is a man and not a dog! What kind of dog food do you eat? Eat your sister's dog food! ! So what if it's the highest quality dog food? In the final analysis, this is still dog food! !
So Lin You Erha pushed the dog food away with the two front paws in disgust, squatted upright in the arms of his blind master, and said very solemnly: "I want to eat steak. Braised short ribs are also Okay. The last time I want to eat big plate chicken. Whoever asks me to eat dog food, I will definitely tell him with my cute little tiger teeth that I need to feed it seriously!"
Mu Wu, whose heart was broken in an instant: "...".
First Young Master Mu who felt a bit of a toothache: "...Wang Xiao said just now that you can't eat very oily, salty, or sweet things. For the sake of your body, dog food is the best."
Lin Erha burst into fury in an instant: "What are you talking about?! You say it again?! Young master, I have worked so hard to stay by your side. Because of you, I almost lost my soul, but you let me eat dog food ?! Do you still have a conscience? I don’t care, I want to eat steak! I want to eat braised short ribs!! I want to eat big plate chicken!! There are also braised pork, boiled shrimp, steamed sea bass, and Man Han banquet!! If you don’t let me eat, I will leave Run away from home!!"
Mu Yanxiao twitched the corners of his mouth, his pet was suffering from a snake spirit again, and he suddenly began to miss that very peaceful little green-skinned turtle again.
"... Let Mu Si make a light meat dish, mix it with rice, carrots, and corn kernels."
Facing his own pet, First Young Master Mu disappeared completely from being arbitrary and cool, and he would always be the first to compromise. However, he's happy with it.
After Mu Wu brought up the rations that Mu Si specially searched for from the Internet with the best ingredients and chef-like craftsmanship that fit Lin You Erha's aesthetics and taste, First Young Master Mu closed his eyes, Under the slight pain twitching on his forehead, he can still be distracted thinking about the fact that his pet is too special——
With today's reminder about evil Taoists, plus the woman who came? Banshee? If it was not coordinated, Mu Yanxiao suddenly realized that there were actually many small details that he hadn't paid attention to. Maybe it's because the guess of the 'parrot spirit' is too unreal to make it difficult to get to the bottom of it. At this time, if you look into it, there are too many loopholes in this guess.
Even if it is a parrot spirit, if it has lived in the deep mountains and old forests for a long time, it will not be able to directly speak in a tone that fits the "ordinary people" after it comes to human society; even if it is a parrot spirit, it has just arrived in human society Society should also not use computers, credit cards, and advanced fitness equipment, and not violate a human rule.
Thinking of this, Mu Yanxiao slowly suppressed the pain in his brain. Finally, Mu Yanxiao thought of the uncle who was said to be a bandit from the Qinling hunting family who had come to deliver the lynx. According to Mu Yi, that person was an extremely dangerous existence. Although he was smirking most of the time, he occasionally looked at himself and Mu Yi, but he ignored them with extreme strength.
That is a person who can defeat a hundred with one.
Such a person is just a hunter? Mu Yanxiao touched the smooth fur of his hand, raised his eyebrows and thought, when that man left, he seemed to have packed three tables full of Chinese people? It tastes very similar to his pet's.
Laughing softly twice, Mu Yanxiao felt that it was time for him to investigate the Qinling area. Maybe there will be surprises?
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