This Lord is Everywhere Chapter 71: There are no surprises

Garfield was very excited when he got up early this morning, because today is the day when the old master will take him to visit that man named Mu Yanxiao. Of course, it wasn't happy because it wanted to visit that human being, but because, if it went to visit that human being, it could see Lin Lin, the only friend who could understand its IQ and be on the same level as it.

Of course, although this friend beast Lin Lin is not very friendly, but considering that good friends are easy to come by these days, but unfriendly confidants are rare, so Garfield decided to meet this friend.

It won't admit it, the biggest reason is because its size can completely surpass that of a guy who used to overwhelm it. hehe! The green leather turtle is amazing, it is a creature that it likes too much - don't overturn it with a paw, it should not be too easy and beautiful~

So Garfield followed his old owner to the No. 1 Hospital with a happy mood, but when it reached the patient's floor, for some reason, with the animal's fairly accurate sixth sense, Garfield I feel a little bit bad.

In the end, before it could think about the reason carefully, a chubby QQ tennis ball rolled to its paws.

Without even thinking about it, I pressed my paw on it. In fact, whether it is for cats or dogs, round **** always make them want to stop.

Garfield unconsciously wanted to start playing with this round tennis ball, but as soon as it started to move its paws, a sense of danger filled the whole body in an instant.

Anyway, it is also a god-like pet that claims to be the most intelligent. Garfield took a step back as fast as he could, and then he felt the ground tremble slightly. The cat's eyes are the same, but it's a stupid face that makes him feel disgusted when he looks at it, and wants to go up and scratch his paw.

This stupid Erha pressed the tennis ball with its fat paws, and the glass-like eyeball with a little black eye in the middle stared at him. Did you choose? !

In an instant, Garfield felt that his IQ was despised by this stupid dog.

Meow! ! Garfield screamed angrily.

"Stupid dog!! Where did you come from?! Don't you know that dogs are not allowed here?"

Garfield was using his own words to despise the dumb dog who couldn't speak. But what made it dumbfounded was that the other party actually opened his dog's mouth, revealing the staggered canine teeth, and barked twice.

"Damn fat cat! I don't like you a long time ago! Last time you deliberately overturned me, didn't you?! Did the young master tell you? Feng Shui turns, it's your turn today?!"

In an instant, Garfield understood why it always had an ominous premonition today. It's just that this understanding came too late, and it couldn't even hide.

But dying is indispensable, so Garfield turned around and was about to run, and at the moment it was about to run out, the erupted Lin You Erha exerted the strength of his thick little hind legs at a super level, With a jumping lunge, he threw on Garfield's body viciously, and without hesitation, he flipped it over with his paw.

"Hehe!" Lin Erha looked at the fat cat that had rolled several times in a row, feeling very happy: "You know this time, the young master is teaching you, if you don't play hard at ordinary times, you won't die in the future , it’s not that the time has not arrived! Hmph!!”

Garfield, who had finally rolled to the edge of the wall and stopped, was dizzy. Grandpa Albert, who looked so distressed, hurried forward and hugged his beloved pet in his arms, and said to a certain blind master who was calmly sitting on the bed drinking tea in an accusing tone:

"Oh! Mu! You can't look like this! Garfield and I are here to see you today. We are guests from afar. How can you let your new pet abuse my Garfield like this? God knows, my Is Garfield still a weak and docile little pitiful? Your husky is so rude!!"

As an unscrupulous owner who also spoils pets to death, First Young Master Mu didn't pay much attention to KFC grandpa's accusation at all, curled his lips and said indifferently: "First of all, you must come here It's not just to look at me. It seems that the contract between the two of us will officially start to take effect in a few days. You should have something to discuss with me. Second, Albert, don't talk nonsense in front of me Why didn't Garfield overturn my turtle Linlin with his claws, why didn't you say that it was weak? My family Linlin said that Feng Shui turns, the last time Garfield overturned my turtle Linlin, this time Is it unfair for Husky Linlin to overthrow your Garfield?"

Albert twitched the corner of his mouth when he heard the words, can this be the same? ! Last time the tortoise was on its back for quite a while, but this time his Garfield rolled on the ground several times and was still shaking his head!

However, um, considering that we will talk about business matters later, let the pets resolve their grievances by themselves! Well, but in terms of size, Garfield still suffers a lot... Fortunately, this husky is a puppy.

"Mu, for your sake, I don't care about pets, but we still have to talk about business matters. Come on, let's talk about it in detail. Pets, let the two of them play by themselves! It is also good to enhance the relationship."

Therefore, Grandpa Albert put his pet down without guilt in the sad eyes of his pet, and let the arrogant Lin Erha stare at it and walked out of the ward.

Garfield was forced to follow Lin Dog King, forced to take the elevator, and forced to reach the courtyard of the hospital.

Wow woof. [I said why are you so listless, like your dead father, the young master didn't abuse you and didn't say he wanted to bite you to death! 】

Master Lin is very careful not to be too eye-catching in places with many people, so even if he can speak human language now, he still decides to use the common language of animals to communicate.

Garfield really deserves to be one of the few extremely smart pets whose IQ can keep up. After Master Lin You didn't use that machine, he was so kind and never used that machine again.

Meow~ [I, I, you won't beat me up anymore? 】

Lin Erha let out a breath from his nose, whining. [I already beat you up, why should I beat you up again? A waste of life or a waste of expression ah? I took you down for a stroll, how about you know how to use a gold card now? Let's go shopping at the commissary! 】

Garfield's eyes lit up, and he nodded in agreement. Although its owner had no choice but to match it with a gold card after it rolled and slopped by itself, but God knows! Whenever it goes out, it will be with three or four human servants. No matter what it wants to eat or buy, these human servants will rush to pay the bill, so that it has no chance to try the sense of accomplishment and joy of paying the bill by itself!

The owner is not here now! The servant is not there either! ! Master Meow is the boss, right? !

Garfield was about to raise his paw to move forward with his tail high, when he suddenly felt a murderous look from the side, and immediately stopped his paw, grunted twice, and took a step back after a while.

OK! It upholds the spirit of devoting itself to the great cause of establishing harmony and friendship between cats and dogs, and lets the husky beside it go first. but! This definitely does not mean that Garfield is scared! Really not! !

Thereupon, a puppy husky appeared in the first hospital, leading a golden Garfield, walking towards the hospital's supermarket swaggeringly. Along the way, many patients were onlookers. Of course, most of them were lamenting the harmonious coexistence of a cat and a dog.

"Oh, so cute! Cats and dogs love each other as a family! Hurry up and take a picture and post it on Weibo!! This time, I finally found evidence that cats and dogs love each other! I must punish those who refuse to admit that cats and dogs can be harmonious Stupid people who get along with realize their mistakes!" A female patient took pictures with her mobile phone very energetically even though she was sitting in a wheelchair.

"Hey! The dog and the cat don't fight! It's really strange. Could it be that these two cats and dogs came to the hospital because of their brain problems?" This is a rural man.

Master Lin You led Garfield to the entrance of the supermarket very accurately along the way. After that, both he and Garfield felt that it was very convenient to be able to give a thumbs up to the automatic sensor door of this supermarket. ? Really humane! Will visit again next time!

The supermarket guide standing next to the door, seeing the door opened, turned her head and smiled reflexively, but what she saw was nothing but air. The word "welcome" just got stuck in my throat, and I choked.

"Strange...why no one opened the door?" The guide was puzzled, but before she was puzzled for a long time, she felt a furry and soft touch on her calf.

Don't think that people's first reaction at this time is to look down, the correct reaction should be - screaming loudly, just like this supermarket guide.

"Ah! Something furry is rubbing against my leg!!"

Garfield, who rubbed his legs, was in a bad mood after hearing this scream, and decided to give the guide a bad review later. How can you be a qualified guide with such poor psychological endurance? !

Wow! ! [Woman who made a fuss, bow your head quickly! 】

As an animal with a human soul, Lin You also expressed some dissatisfaction with this very restless person. How can you be ashamed in front of animals?

When Zhang Fang, the guide, heard the two barks, she lowered her head abruptly, and what came into view was a husky dog ​​about two or three months old and a fat Garfield cat. Instantly thinking that it might be one of the two who rubbed against her just now, Zhang Fang blushed, feeling ashamed of herself.

But, is this a joke for her? Several months have passed since April Fool's Day. How could the absurd incident of a cat and a dog go shopping in the supermarket together happen to her? And what's even more nonsense is that the cat and the dog raised their heads and looked at her cutely, as if they were asking her to help guide the shopping? !

Zhang Fang twitched the corners of her mouth, ha ha! Don't make trouble, she took medicine today, and this kind of thing will never happen.

So Zhang Fang waited silently for a minute. She was waiting for a cat and a dog to leave voluntarily. But the reality is so hopeless, neither the cat nor the dog left after a minute, but the husky stretched out its little paw impatiently and patted her leg, after patting her leg He also pointed to the direction of the item shelf, which couldn't be more obvious.

As a guide who is especially good at looking at people's faces, Zhang Fang felt that she really couldn't pretend to be stupid with such a clear hint.

So she smiled and lowered her head: "... Hello, uh, are you two here for shopping? If you want to go shopping, ask your master! Everything here requires money, you two You can't just take away the things you fancy~"

At this time, the interaction between the guide and the cat and the dog has attracted a crowd of shoppers in the supermarket. When they heard the guide's words as if coaxing a child, they couldn't help but smile. But the next moment, something happened that made them unable to laugh together——

I saw that husky snorted disdainfully and patted the Garfield cat with its paw. Then the Garfield cat shook off a small pink backpack on its back with great excitement, and the two The pets pawed together for a while, and the last golden credit card, which looked particularly tall, appeared in front of everyone.

All onlookers: "!!"

Damn it! It must be the wrong way for me to enter the supermarket today!

A cat and a dog are living in peace, and they come to the supermarket to buy things with a tall credit card? ! Is this the rhythm of cats and dogs joining forces to occupy the earth? !

The author has something to say: Cats and dogs say that once they unite, humans can kneel down and sing to conquer!

Master Lin: No! Grandpa is human! Not Wang Xing's! !