This Slime is Poisonous Chapter 38: Bladder Bureau


Archie hated this kind of tug-of-war the most. He could either win straight away or lay dead. This battle of bladder capacity was a challenge to the physical limit.

"It's okay, why drink so much water!" A sense of explosion came, and urine came like a landslide.

If it's an ordinary fight, you'll die if you die, but this is the state of the fusion slime, who knows if the state is still there after death. Hold it, you have to hold it!

Blocked the constant request to open the gate from the little brother, and focused back on the game.

Fortunately, Archie has more than 1300 mana, and he only needs 5 points to use a healing technique, so there is no need to worry about running out.

"I don't believe you can't kill you with such heaven-defying attributes!"

Indeed, there are not many priests on the human side, and the amount of mana is even more limited. The milk volume of a single-shot healing technique cannot be compared with that of Archie. Only then can they be rescued, and now everyone has less than half of their mana left. As for those who were directly hit, just observe 3 seconds of silence.

However, Archie found himself even more powerless! The giant tortoise wants milk, the snowman prince wants milk, and he wants milk too! This castration version of the healing technique comes with cheating self-mutilation, each time 150 blood is deducted, and now I am about to die! However, the healer's heal amount can be enough to withstand the front row, and there is really no chance to brush up his own blood volume!

Archie used the mathematics taught by the physical education teacher to calculate silently in his mind, 300-150=150, and Nai's own skills only add 150 blood, which is only enough to brush blood once more, three people are not enough points at all!

"It's over, it's over, it's definitely going to be fun if you continue!" Archie was anxious, and when he was nervous, his underwear was wet a few drops, and he was nervous on both sides!

"Fight! If you don't die in the game, you will die first in reality."

Seeing that the blood volume of the two meat shields is still healthy, Archie stopped drawing blood and started to charge the ice saliva arrow.

The village chief acted according to circumstances and shouted: "The monsters are dead, let's fire at full power!" They all responded, the magic arrows dropped more intensively, and the blood volume of the two meat shields plummeted in an instant.

Does the village chief need to be so smart! Too good at seizing the opportunity!

"You will seize the opportunity, right? This is a chance for brother! Eat me!" Archie didn't charge much, and immediately released his skills as soon as the 5 seconds were up. Larger and wider coverage, because the group of remote NPC stations are really scattered.

The charged saliva arrows of the giant Salem are too big to be seen, and they are overwhelming like intercontinental missiles. The ice attribute has dropped the surrounding temperature a lot.

And the long-range NPCs within the attack range all showed horrified expressions, dodging in panic, but could they dodge? Except for the most marginal lucky ones, no one wants to live! Especially the group of priests, faced with a difficult choice, to save themselves, the casualties on the front line will increase dramatically, and to save the front line, they can only stand still while casting spells, and they will die.

And Archie's purpose is exactly this! Cut off their treatment first, and the balance of battle will instantly tilt towards you!

To be successful! Now no one can change the inevitable situation! Archie hastened to continue the treatment, taking advantage of the NPC's output is running for their lives, trying to get back the life value of the snowman prince and the giant turtle lord, but it can't be done in vain.

"Boom!" came the sound of the skill hitting.

It's finally over! The wet area of ​​the underwear is expanding, and it's time to race against time.

Then the holy light danced with the sword and shield, magic and arrows flew together, and the blood volume of the two meat shields once again entered the gopher state of up and down...

How is it possible!? Why is the firepower not diminishing? Is the treatment all in good health? Just now Archie only paid attention to his own blood volume, and hurriedly looked at the NPC group.

The human village chief was posing in a handsome pose, panting heavily, and the area around his body with a radius of about 8 meters was covered with a hexagonal transparent round cover, which flickered a few times and disappeared.

It was the village chief who blocked Archie's desperate blow with an unknown skill.

"..." Archie was completely confused, "Energy shield? AT force field?"

And this **** was opened by the soldier, the village chief! Are you a mage or an evangelion!

No matter how it is blocked, Archie's attack on the priest seems to have reminded the human NPC, what is the waste, heal first!

A large group of melee fighters threw away the tortoise and the prince, screaming and came to kill Archie, while the long-range output bypassed the frontal battlefield and moved closer to Archie to kill.

It happened that the house was leaking and it was raining heavily, and now Archie only had more than 1,000 blood points left, but he couldn't stand the pity of this group of strengthened urban management.

What to do? I don't have time to think, the attack is coming soon, so let's resist first.

Archie activated the skill 'Frozen Earth' in an instant, and the entire slime turned into a lump of ice, silently enduring the slash.

-1-1-1-1... Archie is not afraid of melee attacks at all. The frozen soil not only increases armor by a huge amount, but also has an attack deceleration effect.

But long-range attacks... seem to be... resistant? Arrow damage also belongs to the physical category, and can only force 1 point of damage to oneself, and magic, most of which are water mages, can resist it with 50 points of water resistance, and one round of attack can only Bring about 200 points of damage.

Wake up! After all, healing spells are faster than most attack spells! Brush yourself twice, receive a round of magic, and still have a balance! But just like before, he had no choice but to brush his blood desperately, and he didn't even have a chance to insert an instant ice saliva arrow.

"Bladder rhythm again? Don't!" Archie almost broke his eggs.

"No, brother has resisted most of the damage, the prince and the tortoise must do something!"

Sure enough, Archie was not disappointed! Without so many shields and battles, the giant turtle lord can slowly move forward again, heading straight for the group of priests, and the village chief is there! Can it work? That guy is so strong.

"Hey, the village chief is still playing POSS to be handsome?"

The giant turtle lord doesn't care if you are handsome or not, he just stepped on it.

I stepped on it! ? Just relying on the speed of the giant turtle lord? Just now the snowman prince was busy working for a long time and didn't hit the village head!

"Could it be... the stiffness of the big move? Or is it a sequela? It must be! It's unreasonable and priceless for a mere human to pick up an intercontinental missile."

The humans were also in a panic. The priests were in a hurry to milk the village head, and they didn't expect the village head to be stepped on! If you have sequelae, just tell me, everyone can run with you, why bother to pretend to be handsome! Well now, the dragons have no leader, how can we play?

It is indeed impossible to play. Without the village chief and many long-range damage restraints, Snowman Prince finally returned to his true colors~IndoMTL.com~ and started the massacre!

Those close combat urban management officers at the entrance of the village are pretty good experts, but without the leadership of the village chief, they also exposed their inner scum. , it completely fell apart. After all, the pastor's love is given to the village chief~~

After resisting the saliva arrow, the village chief lost the strength to speak, and couldn't even lie down and direct. But now I am very troubled to receive the love and care of so many priests, and the holy light on my body is shining like a piece. I can't die, but it's better to die!

The giant tortoise lord stepped on the village head, seeing that he had not returned to the west for a long time, his stubborn temper came up, he exerted great force, and kept grinding and rubbing against the ground.

"It doesn't make sense, why aren't you dead yet?" The giant turtle lord and the village chief were bothered at the same time.

Regardless of the two teasers, the snowman prince has resolved the melee and has already entered the group of mage shooters. This group of weak and sick mage masters didn't have agility, and they were not as good as the urban management at the entrance of the village when they were approached, and they were directly harvested in pieces. The shooters are all as light as swallows, and they even played with running and shooting skills, but who cares about them? Which one can be killed by archers alone?

The village chief closed his eyes in despair as he watched the Snowman Prince raging among the priests. Still defeated... For this secret mission, so many water mages were specially dispatched, just to prevent the red dragons in the novice enchantment. I never expected that the red dragons did not come, but three came. Beast!

Without the love of the nannies and priests, the village head was quickly rubbed to death. And the remaining melee and archers did not escape, and fought to the death to the last moment. After all, they are all elites, and their spirit deserves respect.

However, Archie has no time to respect. Seeing that the overall situation has been decided, a few rounds of instant saliva and ice arrows have been fired, and after most of the archers have been eliminated, he no longer cares about the game, throws down his helmet, and moves to the toilet...


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