This Slime is Poisonous Chapter 53: Trivia

On the way back to Wright's sacrificial residence, Archie was also full of breath. After all, he fought all night until dawn, and the continuous fierce fighting exhausted his spirit a lot.

"Rhubarb, how did you know that Spark is in Dragon Mother's belly?"

"Because we saw Spark being swallowed by the Mother of Dragons... and... and, uh—"

Won't you die if you swallow it?

"Forget about being stupid with your mouth!" Professor Yang said disgustedly, "I just didn't see Spark come back to life, so after thinking about it, I should still be in my stomach."

Oh~~ I finally understand~~ No, I don’t understand even more, who can stay in the dragon’s stomach for so long without being digested!

Spark said it was very simple: "I am the only fire-type slime in Slime Village, Mother Dragon uses me as a fire element absorber, very precious."

It means that if you **** fire, can it **** you? What the hell! Can you even install external devices? Dragon Mother's IQ is really against the sky.

"Priest Na Wright, where are we going to teleport?" It's finally time to change the map, it's not easy.

"...don't know."

Don't know? ! I don't know how to send it!

Priest Wright was embarrassed to explain: "Almost all the villages of our slime clan were destroyed. He has restructured a magic circle after hearing from the Prophet. It’s just that it’s been a year since the last communication, so I don’t know if the teleportation circle is still there.”

... The future of my brother's leadership path is gloomy, and everything is unknown!

"Salem, there is one more thing I need to tell you." Priest Wright suddenly became serious.

Archie looked straight: "Please tell me."

"Moderate games benefit the brain, while indulging in games hurts the body. Arrange time reasonably and enjoy a healthy life."

"???!!!"

Why did you suddenly become anti-addicted? Priest Wright, you must have been manipulated by the GM.

"Besides, it takes me 12 hours to activate the teleportation array, so go and rest first."

Don't say it earlier! Archie resolutely went off the assembly line, and passed directly after washing and washing, lying down and sleeping in seconds.

……

I was really tired. Archie slept in a dark sleep, from day to night, until...

"Boom! Boom! Boom!"

What are you doing! It also prevents people from sleeping well! Archie couldn't control his anger when he got up, so he quickly got up and was about to open the door to fight.

No... I didn't order takeaway, and I didn't visit a certain treasure, and this murderous knock on the door must be... Big Sister!

"Where's the jacket? Where's the pants? Damn, the instant noodle cups haven't been cleaned up yet, forget it, let's have a beard..."

"Hey——" the small broken door of the low-rent housing was directly kicked open.

Archie scratched his head in embarrassment, not daring to look directly at the tough woman who broke into the house.

"Sister... why are you here..." A Qitian is not afraid of anything, but he is afraid of this tough big cousin.

"You still know that there is a sister like me? Why does the phone keep turning off?"

"This..." I don't know how many times the phone has been sold, and now there is only one phone card left... How can I fool it?

"The wings are hard, aren't they?"

"Why don't you wash your clothes?"

"Eat instant noodles every day?"

"Why don't you shave your beard?"

"Have you not washed your hair for a few days?"

Can this answer: "Just one day...?"

"How dare you talk back!"

Archie was scolded honestly and dared not say more. At that time, for the sake of the so-called freedom, I came out to work hard with 2,000 yuan in my head, but ended up playing games on the Internet in a different place... Fortunately, I have a fairly good technology, and I finally managed to get through the bumpy days, but with Compared with the ambition to make a fortune at that time, it was definitely a big failure.

"Why don't you go home?"

This awesomeness has already been blown out, and I want to drive a luxury car home, so where will I save my brother's face when I go back like this... Of course, this cannot be said.

"Is there enough money to spend? How much money is left?"

"There are 2000..."

"What?! Not bad...not a dime more? Not a bad P. Today I'm here to inform you that there are still a few days left in the half-year period I said, so pack up and go home and get married."

"Sister, it's me..." It's not because of the marriage that I ran away from home. As soon as I graduated and came home, I found out that I had a child relative... a good thing, as a bachelor, I like arranged marriages the most. , but... that woman's ugliness is too earth-shattering! After seeing the photo of the woman's 200-pound Shamat model, Archie resolutely ran away...

"We've seen that girl, she's very good! After checking by the whole family, it was voted unanimously. Don't worry, remember to go home on time." After speaking, he threw down a bank card and hurried back.

Sure enough, she has the demeanor of a big sister, crisp and neat. But this marriage will never end. I made an agreement with my family that I can regret the marriage if I earn enough 200,000 yuan in the past six months. I have accepted my fate, but today's Archie is no longer the Archie of yesterday. He has a pack of equipment and a storm Archie of Empire Building Village License!

200,000? The first village building decree had to be sold for 210,000!

It's only been a few days, so just do what you say, Archie posted a post easily.

"Sell the village construction order, come to the local tyrants, make a direct quotation, and the inquiry will not be answered"

Done, go back to the game to see if Priest Wright has activated the teleportation array.

……

"Salaim, you came just in time, Priest Wright has activated the teleportation array!" Rhubarb greeted excitedly.

Priest Wright also reported excitedly: "Everything is going well, the teleportation node opened by the Prophet is still there! We can go there!"

"Very good, have you sent someone to investigate?"

"Waiting for my brother to make a decision~~" Hahaha, even Professor Yang has begun to listen to my brother. However, the greater the power, the greater the responsibility. Don't act arrogantly. You must first send someone to check the situation.

Who should I send...

"Lord Selam! Can we use your teleportation array?"

Who, can you not disturb the leader's thinking? This is, the three of Wang Bajian? Why are you here? Go, go, look for you and the village chief to teleport! Oh, by the way...their village head was chopped up by himself...

That's it! Wang Bajian's team, who had enough food and sleep, had a lot of brains. As soon as they went online, they found a serious problem... When they left the village, they had to find the village chief, but wasn't the village chief just killed? Will it be refreshed...

The three rushed back to the city to look for it, and sure enough! Not refreshed! Who should I turn to for the mission out of Novice Village? Are you waiting for a refresh?

Of course not, the three of them inquired throughout the village, talking to NPCs one by one to find a way out of the village. Hard work pays off, and I finally got good news from Zhang Tufu, the current highest official militia captain in the village~IndoMTL.com~ The new village head is on his way to take office, it only takes three weeks, just wait patiently... ...Wait for a P, the level advantage will be gone after three weeks!

Then I can only find the way by myself, so I found Archie here...

……

Archie is also open-minded, and he can't be driven away when he comes, so he just sent him to investigate!

"Yes! But you must lead the battle!"

Leading the charge? For small things, Wang Bajian and the others immediately teleported away.

After 30 seconds...the three of them teleported back, their expressions not very good.

"How? Is it dangerous?" It doesn't look good.

The three shook their heads.

"That's safe?"

The three continued to shake their heads.

"What's going on?"

Wang Bajian organized the language: "The opposite side is very dilapidated, and there are some small monsters such as banshees and skeletons, but they are easy to deal with... But the picture is all mosaic... No, the vision is very blurred, after staying for a long time Dizziness."

Fortunately, he changed his words quickly, and the NPC might not understand what a mosaic is, but even with the mosaic, the **** and terrifying picture is still full of impact, which really tests the psychological endurance.

Banshee? Brother understands! It's not that simple where there is a harmonious mosaic, but it doesn't work for my brother, the realm of no code in my heart has already been practiced!

...Archie would have completely misunderstood the word Banshee.

"Assemble, send!"

Thick slimes crowded the teleportation array, and they disappeared together in a flash of light.

"Hey, I just heard someone calling brother?" Probably the sound effect of the transmission...

……

"Ang~~~~(Master~~~)" The giant turtle lord who came belatedly left tears of grievance...