Thriller Paradise Chapter 17: Lu meets Haisheng! Wang Tanzhi’s Journey of Day and World Discovery (Part 1)


"Ah...what were you talking about two bars ago...'Is it easy to be the protagonist", I ended up throwing the mess to me after one chapter..."

At four o'clock in the afternoon, Xiao Tan was walking alone in the street carrying a schoolbag, still muttering words.

"What to say...'Anyway, there is still a long time before the middle of the night. It is enough to watch Xiong Ji with me alone. You can just move around freely in this script world, maybe you can pick up hidden tasks or Get props or something'...hehe...this is just a pick..."

As he muttered, he looked down at the map in his hand: "Also... this map is very grassy... relying on this... can you really find Miaomei's home and meet them... …"

"Hey~that classmate over there."

Just as Xiaotan looked down at the map, a rather feminine voice came from behind him.

"Huh?" Xiao Tan's first reaction was, "Salesman?"

In the real world, Wang Tanzhi is the type who is often stopped by people on the street. Because he seems to be a good talker, so... those who sell insurance, sell fitness cards, sell all kinds of three-no products, and claim to be scouts... all like to find him. There are also... random street interviews from TV stations, strike-ups from strange women, strike-ups from strange men, strike-ups from strangers of unknown gender, etc...

Xiao Tan is such a person. At first sight, people feel very warm and safe. This is an innate temperament, although it has something to do with appearance, but it is not completely dependent on the face. To cite a negative example... Feng Bujue is one.

Brother Jue’s appearance is by no means ugly. The woman in white clothes at the south gate of the Harem City gave him a very pertinent evaluation—"I'll be frank, I'm afraid the son is still a little bit worse for appearance." Since it is "a little bit worse", that is to say... not much difference. Considering that there is no Oppa in the world of Harem Castle, their aesthetics should be relatively reliable.

However. When Feng Bujue walks on the street, he rarely gets talked to by strangers... Even the kind of staff who pass flyers to passers-by indiscriminately, when handing papers to Brother Jue... will look away and show that A little nervous color.

In the same situation, if Xiao Tan walks down the street with a smile on his face, others will feel...something good happened to this handsome guy. And if Feng Bujue walks down the street with the same smile, others will feel that when he sees him...this handsome guy just finished a murder in a chamber...

"Hello, classmate, can I delay you a little bit?"

When Xiao Tan turned her head, she saw two men.

These two... are "people". A veritable human being. It’s not an anthropomorphic animal.

The person who spoke to Xiao Tan looks like he is forty or fifty years old and is wearing a light green kimono. He has light brown hair and a shaggy beard on his chin.

The one beside him, who looks in his early twenties, is wearing a beige kimono. He had black hair and was born white, staring at a pair of dead fish eyes, and carrying a wooden box tied to a straw rope on his chest.

"Um..." Xiao Tan hesitated for two seconds. Replied, "Yes."

He was wandering aimlessly, looking for some sidelines and hidden tasks, and he had plenty of time.

[The branch mission has been triggered]

After Xiao Tan said "Yes". The system prompt is here.

He immediately opened the game menu, looked at the taskbar, and the line [witness the victory of Bajiaosang and Zeng Liangjun as a referee] appeared before his eyes.

"Huh?" After seeing the content of the task, Xiao Tan reacted for two seconds. Xin said, "Judging from the names and appearances of these two people... Are they'Matsuo Basho' and'Kawa Sorera" (in history, Matsuo Basho is a famous haiku master in the Edo period with the name of "Haisheng" , Kawai Zengliang is a contemporary haiku poet. He once traveled to Oshu and Hokuriku with Matsuo Basho as a disciple, which is the "Oku no Hoomiji Journey". He is also one of the ten major disciples of Matsuo Basho, one of the "Shomon Ten Philosophers") ?"

Xiao Tan's familiarity with "Rihe" is far less than that of Brother Jue, but his knowledge of history is still relatively strong. He knows some historical celebrities from various countries, so he doubts in his heart: "These two people are not mentors and apprentices. What's the relationship... What is the outcome?" Thinking of this, his eyes changed slightly, "But... in this funny universe, it won't be weird that anything happens, I'll take a look first... "

"Great, classmate. Oh... by the way, let me introduce myself first." Seeing Xiaotan agreed, Basho smiled and said, "I am the famous Matsuo Basho."

"In front of the person I met for the first time, he said he was famous..." Xiao Tan didn't know what virtue the Basho of Rihe World was like, and after hearing the words, he complained in his heart, "Wait... even in front of acquaintances Also...ah... forget it..."

Two seconds later, Xiao Tan smiled awkwardly, pretending to be a little surprised, and replied: "Eh~You are the famous Matsuo Basho?"

"Hehe...Yes, it's me. Would you like me to sign your clothes?" Basho asked cheerfully.

"Uh..." Xiao Tan replied with a false eye, "Then...that doesn't need to be...Excuse me, what the **** is going on to stop me?" Xiao Tan quickly brought the topic up to business, thinking To complete the task as soon as possible.

"Oh! By the way, it's like this..." Ba Jiao pointed to Zeng Liang next to him. "The man with bad eyesight over there is my disciple Zeng Liangjun."

"Must your bear face!" As soon as Basho finished speaking, Zeng Liang gave him a slap in the face from the back.

"Ah—" Basho screamed and turned his neck more than ninety degrees. However, within two seconds, he recovered and looked at Xiao sigh again, with a look and tone similar to intimidation. "Did you... just saw something?"

"No...I'm a little farsighted, I don't see anything..." Xiao Tan replied with both eyes looking at the sky.

"That's good." With tears on the corners of Basho's eyes, Basho said solemnly, "You still need to celebrate the legend of Basho on this land. I'm sorry for you!"

"Rely on me..." Xiao sighed and replied with a twitching corner of his mouth, "Speaking of..."Legend of Banana" or something...what the **** is that?"

"Ah, that's why I called you to stop." Basho said, and then began to explain, "Actually... Just now Zeng Liangjun and I wrote a haiku (a kind of classical short poem in Japan, It is composed of "Five-Seven-Five" with a total of seventeen syllables, and has strict requirements on the format, subject to the restrictions of the "Quarter Language")......"

At this time, Zeng Liang sighed to Xiao with a quick speech: "What I made is-the island of pine is strong, Du Yuanxiang borrowed the bird robe, and Xiu made Jing to disappear."

After he finished speaking, Basho said: "And what I did is-although it was so itchy until now, it is all right now."

"Hey..." Xiao Tan was surprised after listening, "What's the last paragraph? This shouldn't be a system translation problem? Even if I haven't learned Japanese, I can still hear the difference between the two paragraphs. Ah..."

"Classmate, I just want to find a bystander to judge which one is better." Basho was not over yet, he said triumphantly, "But I want to say... if my haiku is' In the case of 100', Zeng Liangjun's sentence is probably '2'...oh no...it's vomit, haha...vomit, aha...aha...ahahaha..." He said and said, still Tian smiled silly.

"Must your bear face again!" In the next second, Zeng Liangjun slapped Basho to stop Basho's folly...

"Let me take it... can the attributes of these two guys be more obvious..." Xiao Tan looked at and thought Alexander secretly, "and... these two Do people really need the existence of a referee to judge the outcome of people..."

"Classmate..." Basho quickly clutched her swollen left cheek, and leaned in front of Xiao Tan casually, "The general situation is like this...Say~ after all...Who do you think is between Zeng Liangjun and me? Haiku is better? Speak it out... Then chant the legend of Basho..."

"Zeng Liangjun." Xiao Tan gave the answer decisively without waiting for Ba Jiao to finish.

"Puff--" Before the words fell, Basho spit out a mouthful of old blood, and Orz was on the side of the road.

"So you should give up, Basho-sang." Zeng Liang said coldly, standing behind Basho.

"That...this classmate...Although you don't know your name yet..." Basho seemed to have not given up yet, he came to Xiao Tan again and said, "Please...I will consider again and carefully. Click..."

"This guy's cheek is really not so thick..." Xiao sighed with cold sweat on his face, looked at Basho, and said in his heart, "You don't know my name because you didn't ask me or give it to me. Let me report the opportunity of my family... and... the more you think about your haiku, the more you think it over and over, the more you will feel bad..."

"Ah! Yes!" Suddenly, Basho's eyes lit up, and she took out a piece of thick cardboard from somewhere, and handed it to a small sigh, "If you think about it~IndoMTL.com~ I can Give this to you~"

"Want to bribe me..." Xiao Tan whispered, and took what the other party handed him, "Well...if it's really a good prop, I can take the test..."

His words stopped abruptly, because he found...that piece of cardboard, there was only Basho-sang's signature, and what was more outrageous was...there was a bright red lip print beside the signature.

"Please put away this kind of stuff..." At this moment, Xiao Tan's blackened state suddenly went online, "Even if you kneel down and beg me, I won't take it..."

"It's enough, Basho-san." By now, Zeng Hao seemed to be unable to stand it. He stepped forward and grabbed Basho by the neckline, "Come on, Basho-san, don't trouble others anymore."

"Slow...slow! Zeng Liangjun..." At this moment, Bajiao stood up straight, "No...Zeng Liang!"

Slap——

"No...Master Zeng Liang..." Once again, Basho changed her name to his disciple with a strong face, "...Duel! Let's fight with me!" (To be continued!

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