Thriller Paradise Chapter 329: South Park (3)

Miami, asylum for the Peruvian panpipe band.

The quarantine area is surrounded by barbed wire, and you can see a warning sign with the Department of Homeland Security logo embedded in the barbed wire at intervals.

Many blue and grass-green military tents have been set up in the camp, and a large number of members of the Peruvian pan flute band are standing and wandering in the camp. They are basically brown people, 80% of them speak Spanish. The clothes are loose textile jackets or short coats, and they generally wear hats. The overall shape is a bit of Mexican dress, but it is not the same.

On some temporary orange guard towers, each is equipped with a soldier armed with a submachine gun, ready to respond to emergencies at any time.

Many brown convertible military trucks entered and exited the camp, and batches of panpipe band members were transported from the trucks.

Among these people, there are five white boys in the fourth grade...

Four of them are the four protagonists of "South Park", Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman. Let me explain here that Stan, Kyle and Kenny are all first names. Only Cartman is the last name. His full name is Artman, but apart from his mother and some teachers in the school, almost no one would call him, because he is an extremely disgusting guy, no one would like to call him affectionately.

Here is a brief introduction to these few.

First of all, Stan, in South Park, he is a character that is relatively close to normal (relatively speaking). He has a girlfriend named Wendy, who splits and splits several times. In the past few seasons, I saw a girl I liked. The sickness of vomiting has improved; he has a violent sister Shelly with braces, who has amazing fighting power and can throw the piano when he is angry; and Stan’s father is South Park lower limit emperor Randy... by the way, Stan’s uncle .

Next is Kyle, a Jewish boy. Its distinctive feature is wearing a green Lei Feng hat, with a kind-hearted and upright personality, and proficient in computers. My father is a lawyer, and my mother is a person who likes to make trivial things earth-shattering and overprotects the child. There is also a kindergarten brother Ike, an adopted Canadian child.

The third person is Kenny, who is characterized by wearing an orange hood. Only the middle part of the face was exposed, and the speech was blurred. In terms of setting, his family is very poor, and he will die in every episode in the early stage of the series. The method of death is usually the inexplicable tragic death in "Reaper Is Coming". Hidden identity is a "mystery man" who often takes on the role of a hero to save the world. But Kenny has a lecherous side. The knowledge of **** is obviously stronger than that of all his peers (he died of syphilis in one episode).

In the end, it’s Cartman. Judging from the paper-cutting style, his appearance is different from that of his three friends, because he is fat, but he never admits it. He always says, "I’m not fat. It’s just a skeleton. It's just big".

Cartman is the cheapest person in the world in South Park, not one of them. He has a bad personality, greedy, cunning, somewhat one-sided ignorance, and has extreme racist thoughts. His thinking is completely self-centered, and he cannot understand what "guilt" is.

Cartman is sometimes extremely stupid, but sometimes he looks like a genius. He is well-informed, knowledgeable, resourceful, aggressive, proficient in multiple languages, and often plays a leader in certain major events.

He has many extremely distorted and biased views. For example, "Every Jew has a bag with gold coins hanging around his neck", "People can eat through the anus", "Hippies must die", and so on. In the world of South Park, his views have been proven to be true many times...

The above are the four main characters of South Park.

And the fifth child who was caught in the shelter with them at the moment is a classmate of the four protagonists g.

g is usually dressed in blue and speaks with heavy nasal sounds. He is a frequent visitor to the teaching office of the school, and he can often be seen sitting in the corridor outside the teaching office, waiting to be heard. His classic mantra is "If I could say XX (some swear word) in front of XX (some adult), then how happy I would be..."

In addition to the sharp spit ability. G and his family also have the habit of pointing their middle fingers at will, which may be one of the reasons why he is often detained.

So... why are these five white children brought into the asylum?

There are two reasons, first. In order to make money by selling CDs, they dressed up as a Peruvian pan flute band, holding musical instruments, and playing the collapse of the London Bridge on the street (world folk songs).

Secondly, the IQs of other characters in the script are once again collectively offline. So the military cannot tell that the five white kids are not real Peruvians.

"Excuse me, sir?" Stan and his friends who got off the truck pushed aside the crowd and came to the bottom of a guard tower. "Sir, you must have misunderstood. Can I talk to you? ?"

Kyle also continued by: "Sir, can we talk to you a little bit?"

The soldier in the anti-terrorist uniform at the sentry gave them a glance, and violently replied: "Go back! I won't buy your bad CD!"

Stan replied: "No, sir, there is a big misunderstanding here, we are not Peru..."

The soldier interrupted loudly: "I said! I won't buy your bad CD today!" He looked very excited, "Do you understand? I can't stand it!"

At this time, a real member of the Peruvian pan flute band walked in front of the children and said in Spanish to the soldiers above: "Sir, do you want to buy a CD?"

The next second, the soldier shot him to death...

The five children looked at the corpse close at hand with shocked faces, their mouths half open, speechless.

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In the hospital~IndoMTL.com~Feng Bujue's actions went smoothly. He didn't ask anyone, just looked at the sign in the hospital and found the storage room by himself.

During this period, he unscrupulously walked a large travel backpack from a vegetative ward, and prepared to use it to purchase goods.

"Um... bandages, disinfectant, syringes..." He turned for a while, but he couldn't find any medicine, and the blood bag stored in the freezer was useless to him.

"Do I have to go to the pharmacy..." Feng Bujue asked. He had passed by the door of the pharmacy before. On the opposite side of the door, there was a security guard sitting and reading the newspaper. And the door to the pharmacy is a very thick metal door. Obviously, the hospital still attaches great importance to places where morphine is stored.

"It shouldn't be a problem to destroy that door, but there are crowds of people in the corridor... Although killing people here doesn't seem to be a big deal, but in case it alarms the South Park police gang of neuroses..." Feng Bujue Thinking of this, I have a plan.

He is going to use a trap that matches the IQ of the characters in this world to drive everyone away. (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point (m) to vote for recommendation and monthly pass. Your support is my biggest motivation. For mobile phone users, please go to m to read.)