Thriller Paradise Chapter 331: South Park (5)

Five minutes ago, at Stan's house. M

Stan's mother was talking on the phone with an anxious look: "Please, I don't know who to go to. The police can't help at all. I think the children are really caught up in a big accident this time. Trouble."

The person on the other side of the phone also said something and replied: "Yes...Yes...Okay, please call me after confirmation, thank you." She hung up after speaking.

After putting down the phone, her face still full of worries is considered a normal role in South Park, so when her son disappeared, her reaction was the same as most parents.

But... there is another abnormal person in this room. That's Stan's father, Randy, the first emperor of South Park...

Randy's image is usually dressed in a blue shirt, with black hair in the middle, and a small beard on his mouth, which is slightly wider than the head of state.

This guy’s profession is a geologist, but he rarely goes to work seriously. Most of the time, he brushes the lower limit everywhere.

At this moment, when his wife feels exhausted by his son's disappearance, Randy is holding a portable video camera and taking pictures at home.

In the two episodes of "South Park", Randy bought a new camera, so he took it all day to shoot. The content of the filming was extremely boring and repetitive...including family eating, bathing, watching TV, going to the bathroom, etc., and he also accompanied the filming with his own narration.

"Randy! I swear to God, you won't put that stuff down again..." snarled at him angrily. She has had enough of her husband's mischief over the past few days.

But Randy responded with the same sentence he used repeatedly these days: ". One day you will be happy because I recorded so many family anecdotes."

"I didn't joke with you, Randy, enough!" roared: "Why do you need to record every minute and every second..."

Suddenly, a dull roar sounded outside the house... the words were interrupted. Her expression became suspicious.

"What the **** is that?" Randy asked.

But he did not stop shooting, but entered the rhythm of "Clover's File" (also known as "Cloverland", the film was filmed in a different way, using the perspective of the characters in the play holding a portable camera).

"Oh. Goodness." After feeling the sound of earthquake-like footsteps, he said with some fear.

"It looks like something happened outside..." Randy said, "You stay in the house and don't move." As he said, he ran out of the house with the camera in his hand.

When he ran to the door, Stan's violent sister Shelly just came down from the second floor. She stood on the stairs and said, "What happened? Dad."

"Go back to your room! Shelly!" Randy replied in a commanding tone.

Next, Randy rushed out of the house. As soon as he opened the door, he saw the crowd screaming and fleeing, and the sound of helicopter rotors was heard from the sky. When he looked up, he saw two Chinooks (k, the double-rotor transport helicopter commonly seen in the movie). Hover in the air.

Randy saw a familiar face in the crowd. He is Stan’s class teacher (the lower limit is second only to Randy’s slut. He looks bald and wears glasses. He is dressed in green. This person has undergone two **** reassignment operations, during which he was a heterosexual male, gay, heterosexual female and Lace edge; every time he changes his sexual orientation, he will participate in the group's rallies and demonstrations. When his own interests are involved, he will immediately change his position and aggressively attack and insult other groups. It can be described as "the **** decides the head" Typical Case). Randy went up and grabbed him and asked, "What's the matter?" He replied in a panic: "They are everywhere!"

"What? What do'they' mean?" Randy asked.

"Furry things..." yelled, "Really... super hairy!" He shook Randy's arm after shouting and fled in the direction of the crowd.

"Ah--"

A scream caught Randy's eyes. He turned his head and saw a man in a yellow T-shirt and jeans flying up from a great distance, and fell in front of him with a snap.

The man’s body was severely distorted and deformed. His left leg was bent forward like a tiger stool, and his arms were folded behind him; the ribs on the left side of his torso were exposed, and the bones of his right wrist were also exposed. Poked it out.

Almost the moment he landed, the man died of breath, bleeding from his mouth and nose, and staring at him.

"Who did this [BEEP——]!" Randy exclaimed.

Woo——

There was a low groan.

Randy looked up, and behind the fleeing crowd, he saw...a huge guinea pig.

"What is this..." Randy said in surprise.

"Mr. Marsh, you have to leave quickly! It's not safe here!" someone grabbed Randy's shoulder and shouted at him.

This is the town’s policeman Barbrady (wearing sunglasses, fat, suspended in a certain season because he was illiterate, and reinstated for some reason), he is also considered responsible and he knows to remind Others quickly withdraw.

Randy heard the words and ran to the other side of the street, only to see a car flying out of the corner. The car rolled on the ground for several weeks and burst into flames. Immediately afterwards, there was another large guinea pig.

"Oh! God! God!" Randy saw the giant monster in front of him, but didn't immediately run away. Instead, he stopped, used the portable camera to face his face, and gasped: "Ha...Ha... ...I...I...hah...I was stunned!"

Just when the cargo guilty was second, suddenly... a speeding car sprang out from behind the guinea pig that day and slammed into the monster.

After the impact, a man wearing a dark blue ski jacket flew out of the driver's seat of the car. Even in such a violent car accident. He still did not forget to grab a backpack and a submachine gun.

And only five seconds later, this person fled from the troll with extremely agile movements.

At this moment, three F-15s flew through the air, and several missiles with white smoke trails roared in.

All these missiles hit the guinea pig. But the air wave of the explosion spread to a range of tens of meters. Randy was far away, only to be overturned to the ground. But Feng Bujue was not so lucky. He was blown out and drew a parabola in the air. He fell on a scrapped car on the side of the road.

It is estimated that this car was also thrown or stepped on by a troll, and the car shell has long been deformed. When Feng Bujue fell, his waist was cut by a piece of metal that emerged from nowhere, and the entire finger-long wound was surging with blood.

Like this situation where the whole person falls, the armor will not work. It is the jacket he stole from the gun shop, which can be regarded as a little relief.

"Niang Xipi..." Feng Bujue crawled out of the car while swearing.

His face was also scratched by broken glass, and a **** mouth was opened across his left cheek. But this injury is considered shallow. Did not cause too much loss of survival value. Does not produce continuous bleeding damage.

Woo——

The smoke and dust from the missile explosion has not yet completely dissipated, and the cry of the giant guinea pig has sounded again.

According to Feng Bujue's memory, these monsters are very powerful. Conventional combat weapons are basically useless, and tanks have to be lifted when they drive past. Bullets, shells, missiles... none of them can hurt them. It can only be used for a little pressure.

As a flesh and blood person, getting close to these guinea pigs is almost the same as looking for death. With such a huge difference in body size, human beings will die no matter whether they are caught, bitten, stomped, or scratched...

"I just turned a corner...How can I be stopped here?" Feng Bujue said viciously. He carried the backpack on his shoulders, put one hand against the wound, and the other held a gun. [Spiritual Consciousness gathered together Surgery] When it opened instantly, its foot suddenly stepped on it.

In the next second, there was a sound of concrete being torn apart, and the road surface on the soles of Feng Bujue's feet opened a five-meter radius of cobweb-like cracks. And the person in the middle of this net has suddenly risen like a bullet and jumped into the sky.

Relying on the movement of a straight body in the air, Feng Bujue successfully climbed onto the roof of a four-story building.

Since there is no way to walk on the street, he will take a flying over the wall and go straight through.

Unexpectedly, Jue had just crossed this rooftop diagonally, and he saw Randy on the street in front of him at a glance. As the monster gradually approached, he was still standing in place and playing his first person. Selfie skit.

"Fuck...this stuff..." Feng Bujue naturally recognized Randy, and the cursor on the radar also indicated that this was one of his side mission goals.

So there is no way but to save...

"Run! You [BEEP——]" Feng Bujue jumped into the street and shot two grenades at the guinea pig in mid-air.

At the moment when the grenade hit the monster but it hadn't exploded, Feng Bujue just landed. He couldn't even take care of the buffering action. He took the impact of the fall, stayed standing, and rushed forward immediately.

Randy with a horrified face only saw a figure falling from the sky like a superhero, and pounced on himself.

This person is bloody, looks fierce, and does not look back at the explosion scene. It seems that this is a pure man...

"Ah—" Feng Bujue roared inexplicably. There were too many complicated emotions in this roar, of course, mainly anger and unhappiness.

One arm grabbed Randy. He didn't even care about the wound. He clenched his teeth and carried a middle-aged man on one shoulder. He flew forward and asked loudly. Said: "Where is your home?"

"Wh...what?" Randy asked dumbly, in shock.

"Your home! Where are you!" Feng Bujue repeated.

"On...right over..." Randy pointed to a house dozens of meters away. Two seconds later, he picked up the camera and pointed at himself: "Oh... God, there is a superhero Come to save me." He raised his head slightly and said to Feng Bujue: "Hey, man, what is your hero's name?"

"[Beep——]" This was Feng Bujue's response.

And Randy actually believed it. He looked at the camera again and said: "His name is [BEEP——], oh! A real superhero, how cool is this!"

If it wasn't for the task, Feng Bujue would have killed the goods. But he still had to endure it now.

In less than half a minute, Feng Bujue rushed to the door of Stan's house. The door of the house was not closed, so Feng Bujue threw Randy in with a shake of his hand. He himself entered the house immediately afterwards.

While bringing the door, Jue-ge collapsed on the ground.

Within a few minutes, this series of actions has greatly reduced his survival value, and now he has reached a 13% danger value.

As soon as Feng Bujue entered the house, he took out the disinfectant, bandage, and stitches and thread from his backpack, preparing to treat the wound on his waist.

As a very efficient person, he was not idle, and just used this time to communicate with the three people in front of him. "Don't be afraid. I'm here to help you." And Shelly were both scared and helpless. Only Randy held the camera intently, aimed at Feng Bujue, and explained: "Look. The superhero is stitching up his wound in my living room."

Feng Bujue wanted to beat Randy very much, but he resisted it. Because he knew that the camera in Randy's hand was not equipped with a belt... and Jue didn't want to remind him, just let this guy take a photo.

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At the same time, Central America, Costa Rica's airspace.

In the night sky, a C130 transport plane with the American flag and the Department of Defense logo on the fuselage is flying south.

The five elementary school students sat down in the cabin, no one spoke, and the atmosphere seemed rather strange.

Suddenly, the door to the cockpit was opened, and the co-pilot walked in and said to the children: "Well, we are still 800 kilometers away from Peru. After landing, a truck will take you in. Then they will Give you a brief description of the mission." After saying this, he returned to the cockpit and closed the door.

A few seconds later, g said with a blank face: "When you came up with the idea that was just like that day—when you pretended to be a Peruvian pan flute band to make money, was there such a short moment? Which one of you would I said, "Hey, you know, this plan might go wrong." He paused for two seconds, and then he took it on his own: "No, you don't think so, because you are all **** and you will never learn your lesson. So all the students in the school despise you."

Kyle replied: "No! The kids in school love us." He looked at Stan and said, "Is that so?"

Stan continued affirmatively: "Of course, the school kids love us to death." He turned his head to g and said, "It's just that because we are in a bad situation now, g is pulled up."

g still spit out calmly: "I tugged...you took the money for my birthday red envelopes (the money for the children to form the Peruvian panpipes band came from g), which caused me to be arrested and returned We were dispatched to Miami. Now the few of us can’t go home without bringing Peru this country to the pot... So, I dragged it?" An pointed to g, and said to the other friends: "I treat this kid like this. There is nothing to say."

g ignored him and continued: "Do you know why no one in school likes to play with the four of you?" He paused habitually, "Because you always do this kind of thing...you always think Come up with some bad ideas, and the result is often counterproductive, and then you are sent out of the country, or thrown out of outer space or something." He concluded, "That's why...no one wants to play with you." An replied casually. : "You are too pessimistic, g, the ship will be straight at the bridge head."

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Meanwhile, the U.S. Department of Defense, Conference Hall.

At this time, the conference hall was empty, with only one person standing silently beside the front podium, the Chief Xie Ding, and he was also the Minister of Homeland Security.

In front of him is a map of the world. He was looking at the picture with his hands behind his back at the moment. There was a smug smile on the corner of his mouth.

"Sir, we are in greater trouble." The black officer in the general's uniform walked in from the door with a document and said anxiously.

"Oh?" The Minister of National Security said in a relaxed tone: "What else can be wrong?"

"Reports of major disasters have been sent from all over the world, and the culprit that caused huge casualties and losses seems to be..." The black officer hesitated.

The Minister of National Security did not wait for him to finish speaking, so he turned around, sneered and said: "Guinea Pig?"

The black officer was taken aback when he heard the words, "Uh...yes, sir. How did you know?"

"You are so close to the truth, Davis." The Minister of State Security smiled, "Haha... I almost saw it."

"Uh? Sir?" Davis really didn't understand, what did sir mean.

"I thought you knew the truth in Miami...but you just failed to see the clues." The Minister of State Security said again~IndoMTL.com~you...you knew this would happen a long time ago? "Davis stammered.

"Oh~ this is just the beginning, Davis." The Minister of National Security raised a hand and extended a hand to direct the dance, "And I... will never make you a bad thing."

The Minister of National Security suddenly opened his mouth, and his tongue shot out like a javelin, reaching a length of four or five meters in a second. The tip of his tongue penetrated Davis’s eye socket, passed through his eyeball, and entered In the brain.

Davis had no time to react. After a few seconds of trembling all over, his brain was completely smashed, and his body fell to the ground weakly, turning into a stiff corpse.

The Minister of National Security retracted his tongue and said calmly to the corpse in front of him: "I'm sorry, my friend. I have been so exhausted and painstaking to wait until this day." He paused, "Paid The Xiao band is dying, and the era of our guinea pigs has come." He leaned over and picked up the file folder in Davis's hand. "The only person who can stop all of this has been sent to an unknown place... "

At this time, the first page of the file is a photo, and the person in the photo is actually g...