Thriller Paradise Chapter 362: Toy War (15)


"Uh..." Feng Bujue thought for a while, and replied: "Okay, I understand. m I can promise you that I will not try to interfere with the general trend of this war, but... the other two are different. I can’t guarantee what travelers from the world will do.” He tentatively read, “If I really want us to leave as soon as possible...”

"What do you want?" The Prophet interrupted directly.

"Lend me the army..." Feng Bujue said.

"Huh?" The Prophet fully conveyed his indignation by relying on this auxiliary word.

"...That's impossible." Feng Bujue continued the first half sentence, stunned to round it up, "After all, we only have two goals. There is no need to mobilize people."

"Hmm..." With the same word, what the Prophet conveyed this time is...It's pretty much the same.

"Let's do it..." Feng Bujue continued, "How about giving us a box of Lego bricks?"

"What are you going to do?" the prophet asked.

"Of course it is to create a vehicle that can help us find and get close to the target..." Feng Bujue said with a gloomy expression, "Yu Wanjun, take the enemy general from it..."

"Got it." The prophet interrupted again, "I will give this order as a Lego prophet. Your action is defined as'this prophet's official response to Vel's theft of Lego resources. 'Okay.'

Xiao Tan interrupted: "But we are still people in name. Is it okay to perform tasks for Lego?"

"We will be missing forever as soon as tonight, why are you still considering those?" Feng Bujue replied for the Prophet, and he looked up at the rhombus again, "Then...it's settled."

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At two o'clock in the morning, two night security guards set off from the security room on time.

As the Prophet said, the security guards are just puppets he made, and "they" have no thoughts. As long as the fixed time comes. They will come out of the security room, turn on the flashlights and split into two groups to conduct inspections. The entire process took exactly fifteen minutes. After the inspection, they will return to the security room and lock the door from the inside.

During this time, the toys will never come out. They have turned off all the light sources in advance and hid in the bottom of the shelf or some blind spots in the line of sight, waiting for the end of the inspection.

However, as a player like rain and sad spirit, there are no such scruples. For them. Activities during this time are more convenient.

When the clock reached two o'clock, they set off from Vel's occupation area. Two light figures leaped forward above the shelf and quickly approached the Lego room. All the nearby secret whistles have lost their effectiveness at this moment, and they don't have to worry about being attacked. It is impossible to discover their whereabouts and respond to them.

"Hey... I gave up the side quest..." Meiling was still muttering on the road, "But, is it really okay to not bring the guards? Without the use of script resources at all, we Can't beat the leader."

Siyu seemed very calm: "That's no way...Other toys are determined to be inactive during the security inspection. If we want to take the guards, we have to wait until the inspection is over before we can leave. Colego Caution measures have been taken against vel, and the only time for us to approach smoothly is now."

"Cousin...what do I think. You are trying to lose the rhythm deliberately..." Meiling couldn't help it, and said what she was thinking.

"Since it's an in-group practice battle, it doesn't matter if you win or lose." Siyu replied, turning her head slightly. Looking at Meiling, "Besides...with unconsciously cleverness, I have already seen through the original intention of your suggestion, and told Xiao sigh."

"Ah? What...what's the original intention? I don't understand." Bei Ling hurriedly began to pretend to be stupid.

"Don't worry. Since the main purpose of this battle is to allow Xiao Tan to accumulate more experience against players, I will naturally have a sense of measure when I start." Saiyu continued. Ignoring the denial of the opponent completely, "As a combat player who specializes in melee combat, Xiao Tan's current strength is only slightly higher than average. If I try my best, within ten moves, he will undoubtedly die." She is very good. Analyzed confidently, "This...I don't know it should be clear. He won't let this happen, so he will attack me from the beginning, so I have no time to be distracted."

"Uh...I'm also a sniper anyway, can I be able to make a second person? You all ignore me..." Sad Ling replied.

"Although your skills and the power of the sniper rifle can indeed have a certain impact on [Artemis' Embrace], it is after all a perfect equipment that specifically restrains long-range attacks." Siyu explained Said: "Unless you also have a perfect shooting weapon, even if he stands there and lets you aim, the probability of killing him with a single shot is extremely low. And if a guy like Bujue can't kill him with a single shot, then It’s hard to capture the opportunity to snipe him anymore."

"Hmm..." Meiling thought for a few seconds, "I mean, doesn't the team leader need to prevent me from sniping Xiaotan?"

"He knows that you will not sneer and sigh." Siyu replied.

"What do you mean!" Meiling was inexplicably annoyed.

"I also know that you don't know how to snipe a small sigh." Saiyu said again.

"Cousin, you are bullying..."

"Because this is a practice battle, a single shot is meaningless." Saiyu said.

"Huh?" Sadness was stunned for a moment, "Ah...Yes! Yes, yes! This is to train him!" She smirked and said with the help of the ass, "Look at this girl shooting him with sores. Hundred holes!"

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"Sneez!" Xiao sighed this sneeze... the whole person jumped up a little, "What's the situation...Is Xiao Ling cursing me behind my back again..."

"Not only did he use the usual tone, but he also named the other party by name..." Feng Bujue's complaints were equally sharp.

At this time, the two of them were standing in a corner of Lego City, waiting for Koganei Musashi to put the vehicle together.

This is the second time Feng Bujue summoned this guy. The first time was in South Park. Before leaving the sandbox, in order not to waste the skill CD, Jue had used this summoning technique once and had some exchanges with this summoning character.

The appearance of Musashi Koganei is, on the whole, an elementary school student in a funny comic. His head is in the shape of an inverted triangle. The chin is very pointed and the face is long. He wears glasses that cover half of his face; his upper body is a yellow short-sleeved T-shirt, purple shorts, and two red straps. Wearing a pair of conspicuous red socks on the feet, a bow tie with a green background and many purple dots on the neckline...

His first appearance in the original work was... the teacher asked him to write his name in Chinese characters, but he stood up very imposingly and replied: "My Musashi Koganei cannot write more than six Chinese characters. Strange third grader."

But actually... he is a genius. His answer like this is just to make teachers and classmates cast contempt, contempt, indifference, and discriminatory glances... in order to make others think that he is a weird (perverted).

According to Musashi Koganei's analysis and research-99% of the great men in history were considered weird in childhood and school days. Because Musashi Koganei wanted to be a great man, he decided to become a weird man first.

Driven by this divine logic, Musashi Koganei firmly embarked on the path of weirdness. He usually walks or stands. Both hands will be naturally raised in front of you, posing a pose similar to snake fist. When he speaks, he has a strange yin and yang, and occasionally makes a "hissing" treacherous laugh. When he succeeds in performing weird behaviors and is met by other people's eyes and onlookers, he will feel very happy. Sometimes his body will spin at high speed like a wheel...

Mr. Toriyama Akira was once in the sixth volume of "Arale". I have designed a game that divides metamorphosis into five stages. They are...Sour Plum Superman stage: use your brave index finger to poke the person next to you in the butt; Forest King Bashan stage: open the window and shout three times "Ah!"; Beibei Iceman stage: jump while shouting "stool, Stool"; Dr. Master stage: yelling "fit" and then get into someone else's arms; Nicholas King stage: stuffing peanuts in his nose and squirting it out. If you finish all five things, you will be "out of the box" perverted.

By this standard...Musashi Koganei is already frantic and hopeless.

In short...this is a very painful summoner. The summoning condition: "make a weird move" is quite different. Not to mention that he can hardly help in the fight, and his combat power is infinitely close to zero.

However, he is by no means useless. On the contrary, he may be more useful than any other F-rank summons. Because Musashi Koganei can "make things".

Of course, his invention and manufacturing capabilities. It's far less than the god-level figures such as Zejuanchibei (Doctor IQ) and the three-eyed prodigy, but compared to those "science-speaking" normal virtual characters, the things Musashi Koganei made are very sharp.

"Hahaha! It's done!" After twenty minutes of assembling, Koganei Musashi successfully used Lego bricks to create a strange-looking mecha. And happily announced, "This is it! Lego Pufferfish Gladiator!"

"This is the most disgusting robot I have ever seen..." Feng Bujue said, "It's like the upright creatures made by novices when they play "Spore"..."

"Uh...Actually, before you told me that the spine of the creature was adjustable, I kept doing that..." Brother Jue's words seemed to evoke some strange memories of Xiao Tan.

"Haha! You must think that I made this kind of thing is weird! Hiss hiss..." Musashi Koganei was excited to spin longitudinally like a long snake. "My perverted index has risen again! Hehehe..."

"Hey...that kind of index only exists in your fantasy and it's useless at all!" It was the first time Xiao Tan saw the behavior of this freak bear child, without a doubt. He was shocked.

Who knows, as soon as Xiao sighed, Koganei Musashi turned into white light and disappeared.

"Huh? What's going on? Does he still use invisibility?" Xiaotan asked in confusion~IndoMTL.com~It's just time. "Feng Bujue replied, and pointed his finger at his knee. In fact, he should have disappeared four minutes ago. It must be the special effect of the [Colonial Alchemy Amplifying Device], which prolonged his existence. "He touched his chin and said, "Theoretically, this special effect of'slightly improving the effect of the summoning skill' should not only be reflected in time. Perhaps Koganei's invention ability or combat effectiveness has also been enhanced to a certain extent, but this enhancement cannot be seen intuitively. "

"No, I think the increase in the degree of perversion has been shown in front of me very intuitively." Xiao Tan continued.

Feng Bujue smiled and said, "Okay, let's get back to business. Although we now have a robot vehicle similar to Gundam, it is still difficult to find the rain and the sad spirit in the vel array. We are still not sure about their positions and tasks in vel, or even 100% sure that they are in the vel formation. So..."

"They have come here." Suddenly, another voice rang from behind the two, joining the conversation.

The two players turned their heads and saw a Lego toy. His image is a bald elderly man in a suit and sitting in a wheelchair.


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