Thriller Paradise Chapter 363: Toy War (16)

"Uh...Professor X?" Feng Bujue asked. M

"Yes." Professor X replied in his infectious and kind tone, "Hello."

"Wait..." Xiao Tan reacted very quickly. He leaned into Brother Jue's ear and whispered: "No, this guy can read other people's thoughts... Then if he reads the prophet... "

"Professor, I want to ask, what is your superpower?" Feng Bujue ignored the small sigh and asked the professor knowingly.

Unexpectedly, the Lego X professor replied: "I have no superpowers."

"Huh?" A little sighed, "No way?"

"This is obvious." Feng Bujue turned his head and whispered to his teammates: "Toys can't have mental abilities like'memory reading' or'mind control'." He shrugged, " If it does... then you just lowered your voice and it was meaningless, because he already knew what you said before you could say it."

"Oh..." Xiao sighed and nodded, then moved to a few seconds later, "Huh? Professor, don't you have any fighting ability anymore?"

"Hehe...Knowledge is power. Even without superpowers, I can do a lot of things." Professor X smiled, "Of course, you can think of me as an ordinary bald man in a wheelchair. "

"No, no, no, I didn't mean that." The kind little sigh hurriedly waved his hands to deny.

"Well, good." Professor X kept a peaceful smile, "Because if you dare to mention the words'wheelchair' or'bald', I will let my students hold you on the ground. Then use a wheelchair to crush your head."

"Hey... this is completely blackened... Obviously I am super concerned about things that I don't have super powers... and I have already said those two words twice." Xiao sighed low. Murmured.

Feng Bujue took a step forward and broke the topic: "Um... Professor, since you can't use telepathy, how do you know that'they are here'?"

"I'm just running for the Prophet and come over and pass a message." Professor X replied, the next second. He suddenly followed: "What! You said I don't have a leg to run?" Then he took out a pistol from his jacket pocket, "Take it to death, you two impolite boys!"

After all, he actually jumped up from the wheelchair. And began to shoot indiscriminately.

Brother Jue and Xiao Tan were shocked at the time, and rolled out on both sides, holding their heads.

Fortunately, the marksmanship of this "Professor X" was so bad that he missed a single shot. And the guns he used and the bullets he shot were all extremely small Lego fragments. Did not cause much damage to the surroundings.

At this time, I could only hear a swoosh--a sound, a flash of red shadow came and snatched the gun in the hand of "Professor X". And said: "Hey! Stop it! Luther (Lex_r, Superman's old enemy, one of the classic villains). It's time to take medicine!"

Talking room. The Lego Flash pushed Luther back into the wheelchair and pressed a button on the back of the wheelchair. However, several blocks of building blocks were seen ejecting from the sides of the wheelchair, tying the bald man who was going crazy and making it immobile.

"Ah—let me go! I’m Professor X! They discriminate against the disabled! Ah—" Luther kicked and struggling with both hands, and was pushed away by the Flash.

"Sorry." Another blue figure instantly appeared beside Feng Bujue and Wang Tanzhi at a speed that was not as fast as lightning. He is a Lego Quicksilver (lver. The son of Magneto King, who is basically Marvel). Flash), "As soon as the medicine is stopped, he will have some symptoms of fineness. Last week, he was shirtless and painted some paint on his body, trying to impersonate Kratos. Later, he was photographed into a cake by Hulk."

"What's wrong with finding this kind of person to report..." Xiao sighed back.

"In short...According to the prophet’s information, two members of Vel actually ignored the security inspections and were approaching the Lego house, and they would arrive soon." Kuaiyin continued, "The prophet meant, Please go outside and solve them."

"Oh? I brought it here by myself." Feng Bujue sneered, "Huh...very spine, guys from the Investigative Corps..."

"How many times do you have to use this kind of costume..." Xiao sigh said weakly. Obviously, in the two weeks between "Cang Ling Lun Jian" and "I'm a Writer", Feng Bujue often joked with rain-like costumes.

"Okay, let's leave now." Feng Bujue said, he jumped onto the "Lego Pufferfish Gladiator" and opened the cockpit hatch.

The appearance of this mecha is like a long-legged puffer fish. The whole machine consists of two parts, one is the body (the fish does not distinguish between a torso and a head anyway), and the other is two legs (tapered legs, not straight, and surprising bones).

Moreover, this Lego Pufferfish Gladiator (hereinafter referred to as the Pufferfish Fighter) only has legs and no hands. It can be seen from Musashi Koganei’s "completed" sentence that he did not make his hands because of lack of time, but simply to make the mecha look weird...

The cockpit of this thing is similar to that of a biplane, one in front and one in the back, a total of two people can be seated. What's more puzzling is how does this thing fight? And...what do you need two drivers for a robot that doesn't even have a hand? Does everyone control one leg?

"Oh, the control is simple and straightforward." After Feng Bujue jumped into the main cockpit in front, he found that there were two joysticks and a knob-type switch in front of him. The left side of the **** is "OFF" and the right side is "OFF". It is "ON", and the two operating levers, without thinking about it, control the swing of the left and right legs. In front of the console, six characters are written superfluously-Mobile Control System.

Xiao Tan also jumped into the mecha and entered the rear co-cockpit. Who knows, he was shocked as soon as he sat in: "Hey! Why are there so many buttons!"

"Huh?" Feng Bujue felt unbelievable when he heard it. In the main cockpit in front of him, the controllable components add up to three, and it feels like there is really no need for the fourth thing. What else is there?

"Let me see." Feng Bujue climbed out of his cockpit, took two steps on the top of the mecha, and came to the rear position above the "fishtail" and looked into the co-cockpit.

I don’t know it, I just took a pee...In the cockpit of Xiao Tan, there are hundreds of buttons in front of and on both sides, and there are also push rods, knobs, touch switches, and various instruments. , Indicator lights, etc. The most outrageous is... in a very conspicuous position. There is a button covered by a small glass cover, and a yellow and black nuclear weapon warning sign is painted next to it...

Finally, four words-Weapon System were written above the console on the front of the co-cockpit.

"This meow is really abnormal!" Lian Feng Bujue couldn't help shouting, "The mobile system is simpler than bumper cars. The weapon system is made like a continuous enhanced mobile weapon for all areas. The library (General_ral_-nk_ve__Maneuver) is the same!"

"I don't know why... I always feel that sitting here and rolling the keyboard with my face can destroy the world..." Xiao Tan said with a false eye.

"Well...No, calm down and think about it...A weapon made of only twenty minutes and less than a box of Lego bricks can't be so powerful that it is extremely exaggerated." Feng Bujue said in deep thought: "Perhaps... it seems that there are many buttons, but in fact most of them are useless tasteless devices. For example... a large pile of buttons are all used to adjust the humidity and temperature in the cockpit. Only one or two are real weapons." /

"Hehe...you're going to try it slowly..." Xiaotan said, pushing open the co-cockpit hatch, standing up, and propping up his arms. I went to the main cockpit in front, "I will control the movement."

Feng Bujue didn't matter, he jumped from above the "fish tail". Entered the co-cockpit full of adjustable parts. "Whatever... Let's go."

When Xiao Tan heard the words, he turned the **** in front of him to the ON side, and then pulled the lever to control the puffer fish fighter to move forward.

"Hey...push and pull only one step at a time..." Xiaotan realized this very serious problem after controlling the robot for less than ten steps. "Moreover, the speed and frequency of the legs are different from how I pull the joystick. The hand speed is exactly the same."

"So what?" Feng Bujue asked.

"Using this driving method of repeatedly pushing and pulling the joystick, the physical energy consumption is almost the same as when I walk upside down with both hands..." Xiao sigh replied.

"Huh..." Feng Bujue snorted disdainfully. Raised his right hand, "That's because of your lack of strength. If it were me, it would be possible to do it with one hand..."

"Hey!" Xiao Tan snarled and interrupted, "What's so obvious about this wretched self-confidence!"

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At the same time, outside the Lego house, on the top of a certain shelf.

In the shadows, a sharp gaze has been aimed at the only exit of the Lego house through the scope of the sniper rifle.

This is a perfect sniper spot, condescending, without wind on all sides, and at a moderate distance. And the exit of the Lego house didn't even have a bunker, it was wide open.

With the help of night vision goggles, Mi Ling can clearly observe the situation there, and a fly (of course, now the fly may be as big as a mouse for them) don't even want to fly by.

"All I have to do now is to wait..." Saiyu squatted beside Mei Ling, holding the night vision binoculars. The two of them, the combination of sniper and observer, cooperated very tacitly. Any changes outside of Mi Ling's line of sight were taken care of by Siyu, and there was absolutely no mistake.

"Actually, they may have left the Lego room and returned to the occupied area." When Ai Ling spoke, she maintained her aiming posture, motionless.

Siyu continued, "We received a report from the Guards at 1.53, and the time for Unconscious He Xiaotan to enter the Lego house was about 1.40. If they went in to complete The task or drive the plot, logically speaking, will not come out soon."

"What if they are like us, ignoring the night shift security, and still dare to move outside after 1.55?" said sadly, "then they will have a gap of about ten minutes before we arrive. You can escape."

"Well...there are two premises of this hypothesis...First, they accomplished what they had to do in the Lego house extremely fast; second, they didn't want to fight with us yet." What I thought: "In an unconscious style..."

"For branch or hidden missions, the group leader is likely to avoid us temporarily." Wei Ling said, "and this avoidance will not be counted as a'negative game' by the system, it can only be regarded as a strategic roundabout. ."

"If they really have returned to the territory, our situation here will be very dangerous." Saiyu said.

Sorrowful spirit sighed: "I have already thought about it. The security inspection ends at 2:15 in the morning. From then on, we will wait another 15 minutes. If it’s not until 2:30 People, or are discovered by toys that are hostile to us during this period, we retreat first. Then we use the military to do business."

At this moment, while the two men in the girls group are analyzing and discussing various reasonable strategies, the two gentlemen in the boys group who are driving perverted mechas have approached the exit of the Lego house.

DaDaDaDa...The pufferfish fighter ran forward with strides.

Sigh sitting in the main cockpit was as tired as his grandson... Brother Jue was bored with one hand and yawned in the co-cockpit, holding his cheek in one hand.

"Speaking of, we should let Musashi Koganei directly be a flying vehicle? It's the fastest and safest to approach the enemy from the air." Xiao Tan grumbled, panting.

"You have to say this... Then it is more convenient for the two of us to approach the enemy line directly from the top of the shelf, or if I use Moonwalk to take you to a higher place to get closer to the target?" Feng Bujue said.

"Huh? Right!" Xiao Tan continued.

"Yes, of course I thought of all of these plans." Feng Bujue continued, "But in that case, wouldn't it be me who is so tired that he sticks out his tongue?"

"Huh?" Xiao sighed angrily, "You are purely a teammate!"

"It's not." Feng Bujue put his hands on his head and leaned against the back of the chair. "Don't forget...you climbed to the main cockpit by yourself..."

One second later, there was a "slap" in front of him, presumably Xiao sighed himself with a slap.

"There is a...something that came out..." Suddenly said Bei Ling.

Siyu saw that she didn’t shoot~IndoMTL.com~, she knew the situation was different, and then pointed the binoculars at the area in front of the Lego house. When she saw the object in sight, she put it down The telescope... rubbed his eyes, then raised it again.

"I bet fifty cents, I didn't know it was inside." Rainy said in a cold, flat tone.

"These Lego monsters were created by the two idiots themselves..." Meiling responded with a painful tone of "These two goods are no longer saved."

"If this is a toy that originally existed in the script..." Xiyu continued, "It must never be sold."

"Besides, it is impossible for the toys to come out and run around during the security inspection." Said the sad spirit, while filling the sniper rifle with a special bullet, "This is interesting... The vehicle suddenly exploded, can they survive..." A black-bellied smile appeared at the corner of her mouth, and the muzzle in her hand was aimed at the pufferfish fighter's torso.

Bang——

The moment Mi Ling pulled the trigger, a loud thunder-like noise pierced the sky, and a bullet shining with blue light pierced through the sky.