Thriller Paradise Chapter 989: Reversal Trial (Part 1)
The entire courtroom turned their heads in response to the sound and looked at the figure at the door. ≧small,
It was a man in a long purple suit with a thin body and an evil smile on his mouth.
"Feng Bujue?" When Guixiao saw Brother Jue, he almost blurted out the other's name.
It doesn't matter if you don't say it, as soon as you say...it's fried in the courtroom.
"What? Is he crazy?"
"Was that legendary madness?"
"It's weird... I heard that he has four heads and his eyes will die."
"Nonsense! I heard people say that the madness is the leader of all demons, the brother of worship, will change seventy-two, the hairy face and thunder mouth..."
"Don't be nonsense, you should be a white-faced niche, very handsome, and a half-orc below the head..."
Obviously, Jue's reputation in the world of scripts has reached the point where women and children are well-known. The NPs from all planets in the main universe have all heard of his name. It's just that...there seems to be a problem with the channels they obtain information, and what they get is basically the content of the misunderstanding, then spreading, spreading, and spreading again...so that they have various degrees of strange misunderstandings about Brother Jue.
However, in the information about Brother Jue, there is still a part of the core content...not distorted in people's eulogy.
Therefore, all the NPs present have a basic consensus, that is-mad, is a despicable, insidious, and extremely nasty guy who has created countless legends.
Pong Pong Pong——
"Quiet!" A few seconds later, the clerk slammed the gavel and stopped the noisy crowd.
Soon there was silence in the courtroom.
The judge of the black robe also spoke at this moment: "Unconsciously, you dare to break in during the court session? You know what to do in contempt of the court of truth..."
"I was just anxious when I entered the door and accidentally broke the door." Brother Jue interrupted the other party's words as he walked forward. "At best, it is the destruction of public property, and it has a half-cent relationship with contempt of court?" As he said, he also twisted his eyebrows, tilted his mouth, and pointed to the destroyed door behind him, "What's more...this broken door, Originally it was in disrepair for a long time, and it was broken at the touch of a touch; not so much that I destroyed the public property, as it is that the service life of this door happened to be exhausted during my normal use."
"Presumptuous!" In the face of this naked sophistry, the clerk suddenly became angry. He seemed to be the grandfather of the county with his upper body. He roared out two words that were almost impossible to appear in the "court" but were frequently used in the "court", and raised his gavel again and slammed it.
Pong——Ka...
Unexpectedly. Due to its excessive force, the hammer broke after the blow was knocked down.
"Look, there are tattered things everywhere. The lack of maintenance of your court's hardware facilities...can you blame me?" Feng Bujue made more sense now, "The clerk said Is the hammer broken in contempt of the court?"
"You..." The clerk's anger rose again, but he had nothing to knock. He hit the table with his fist and was afraid that the chair in front of him would collapse, so he could only do it to Brother Jue. Stare.
"Okay~Okay~" Two seconds later. Black-robed judge lowered his head and said to the clerk, "Poker, calm down and pay attention to the influence."
He said lightly. The clerk, who was thunderous and overwhelming, shivered with fright.
"Yes... I'm sorry... Your Honor." The clerk called Polk looked back respectfully, "I'm the one who lost my mind..."
"Forget it." The judge placed his hand under the black robe and took up the gavel in front of him (there is another on the trial bench, which is naturally for the judge's use). "Anyway..."
Pong——
While speaking, the judge raised the gavel lightly and tapped on the wooden mallet pad on the table.
In an instant. An invisible energy burst forth, shocking everyone in the court.
"It turns out that... the judge uses the ability of the spirit system..." Within half a second, Gui Xiao analyzed the judge's main ability system from this gavel.
The judge didn’t know it. He just looked at Brother Jue, and then said; “I didn’t know it, I won’t pursue the matter of breaking the door... But you suddenly broke into this court and interrupted the trial. What do you still say "objection"...what do you mean?"
"Isn't it obvious what I mean?" When Brother Jue said this, he walked to the dock, raised his arm, and pointed at Gui Xiao, "I'm preventing my client from confessing guilt." "
"Huh?" After hearing the words, the judge hesitated for a moment, and asked, "Are you the defense lawyer of Tuntianguixiao?"
"Yes." Feng Bujue answered in the affirmative without changing his face.
"Hey..." Guixiao looked at Brother Jue with false eyes, "Who wants you to defend me?"
Feng Bujue completely ignored Guixiao’s questioning, facing the judge, and then said: "Your Honor, the Court of Truth allows the defendant to appoint a lawyer to defend himself, right?"
"Yes." The judge replied in a deep voice, "But... the lawyer appointed by the defendant must be qualified to be a lawyer." He paused, "Unconsciously, I declare in advance, you don't I want to get through as a foreigner..." He tapped the table with his finger, and continued, "The lawyer qualification I said must be a relevant certificate issued by the legal government of a legal territory in the main universe. ."
"Huh..." At this time, the brown-skinned prosecutor stood up and said to Brother Jue with a sneer, "Crazy, if you can't prove your qualifications as a lawyer, then you are also defying the court! "
"Oh?" Upon hearing this, Jue turned around and looked at the prosecutor, "Which scallion garlic is you, shit-faced birdman?"
"Shit face...Birdman?" The prosecutor has never heard of such words in his life, "Asshole! I am the famous and famous...Biff Murray who is known as the'invincible prosecutor'! Do you dare to call me **** face birdman?"
"Shit face bird man, Shi face bird man! Shi face bird man——" Feng Bujue repeated the title three times in front of him after listening to the other party’s self-introduction, and his tone was positive. The rising trend.
Biff was trembling with anger, but he was inconvenient to care about this rascal man in front of him. He could only act like a bullied child and complained to the judge: "Your Honor! I protest! He insulted me! "
"The protest is effective." The judge responded, looking at Ge Guo, "I don't know it. Please pay attention to your wording."
"Okay." Feng Bujue rushed the judge's head, then turned around and walked in front of Biff, "I'm sorry, Prosecutor Biff, I shouldn't call you a shit-faced bird. Although the term is more Appropriately describes the overall image of your appearance in the eyes of our people on earth, but calling you like this... seems to be slanderous. I will never call you shit-faced birdman again, at least in court I will not call you again. You are a shit-faced birdman, as to whether you are called a shit-faced birdman in private, or you accidentally mentioned shit-faced birdman without you being present..."
"You give me enough, asshole!"
When Biff heard the words "I'm sorry". There was a slight flash in my mind—the thought of "this madness seems quite polite"; but then, the other party scolded him five times with that word in the whole paragraph, and it didn't stop. Meaning, this can't help making Biff furious.
"Crazy, if you mention that word again, I will betray you and contempt the court." The judge gave a final warning.
"o~o~" Feng Bujue shrugged and walked towards the trial bench.
"What are you going to do?" Polk immediately stood up alertly.
"Relax, Mr. Clerk." Feng Bujue took out an item from his luggage leisurely, "I'll show you something." He said. He has already handed a paper document to Polk, "Please show it to the judge for review."
After handing in the file, Brother Jue paced back and looked at Shimian with provocative eyes...Oh no...Look at Biff Road. "My... was issued by Zhuan Xianzun himself-the'Book World Lawyer Qualification Certificate'. Brother Zun's reasoning club is undoubtedly the'legal territory' in the main universe; and he himself... is there.' Legal government'." At this point, he licked his lips and made a face at Biff. "What some people have questioned... my qualifications as a lawyer shouldn't be a problem now, right?"
"Well...there is no problem with the certification documents." The judge quickly read the documents, "Crazy..." He thought for a while. Changed his words and said, "The defense lawyer, this court admits that you are qualified to defend the Sky-tuning Guixiao."
"I said..." Gui Xiao has now put his elbows on the countertop of the dock, holding his cheeks, with an expression of impatientness, "Is anyone listening to me? Talking? I said I was going to confess my guilt... and I don't want that guy to defend me..."
"Defense lawyer, you heard, your client refuses you to defend him." The judge looked at Jue Ge.
"I object." Feng Bujue replied.
"Hey... can you object to this?" Gui Xiao was shocked when he heard this.
"Yeah... defense lawyer, what are you against?" The judge also felt very painful.
"The defendant is a minor. The defense-related matters should be decided by his legal representative. He has no right to refuse my defense." Feng Bujue replied.
"Um..." The judge thought for a while, "So..." He paused for half a second, "Then, who is the legal representative of the defendant?"
"It's me." Feng Bujue didn't even think about it, he recognized it as soon as he hit his chest.
"What is your relationship with the defendant?" the judge asked again.
"I'm his godfather." Feng Bujue gave a very bad reply without thinking.
"You fart!" Gui Xiao turned around and cursed.
Brother Jue listened, continued to ignore Guixiao, looked at the judge and said: "Your Honor, I fart."
"Uh..." the judge said, "So what..."
"It's nothing, since my client mentioned it, I will tell you to share it with everyone." Feng Bujue replied.
"Oh..." After the judge answered, he was silent for three seconds, "The defense lawyer...Please don't mention this kind of things that have nothing to do with this case."
"Okay." Brother Jue turned back.
Between three sentences, Feng Bujue used the pun meaning of the word "fart" and the translation problem of the game to expose the matter...
"So..." the judge continued, "The defense lawyer and legal representative...Are you going to plead innocence for the defendant?"
"Yes." Feng Bujue replied, "and..." He turned to the jury, "I hope the jury can ignore all the defendant's testimony."
"Well, this court allows you to make your request~IndoMTL.com~The judge will take it up immediately.
"Hey! It's okay!" Guixiao obviously doesn't understand the law very well, and he doesn't understand the law in the truth court. His surprise is understandable.
"Okay..." At this time, Feng Bujue finally got to the dock, lowered his voice and whispered to Gui Xiao, "If you want to get out, stand obediently and watch me perform."
"Cut..." Guixiao didn't appreciate it very much. He also lowered his voice and replied, "Not to mention that we are playing now, it should be your life and death stand; even if I am willing to cooperate with you to deal with these np , Don’t you think... it would be more efficient for us to use force directly?"
"You and I can join forces to wash this place in blood." Feng Bujue replied, "But that is meaningless..." He controlled his voice lighter, "The Court of Truth is a special four-pillar "God", "It" does not have an independent physical entity like other pillar gods; the court of truth is a concept, a will... It is not something that can be destroyed by force."
"Oh?" Gui Xiao answered, "Then what are you going to do? Tell ‘it’ alive?"
"Huh..." Brother Jue smiled without saying a word. (To be continued...)