Tome of Troubled Times Chapter 478: Sisi destined to be in the bucket
Chapter 478 Sisi destined to be in the bucket
It took more than a day to travel from the village where Zhao Changhe and the others fell into the secret realm to the so-called holy mountain.
We set off that afternoon, rested in the carriage for most of the night, and arrived in the evening the next day.
The young couple were not in good condition, so they did not urge the coachman to drive quickly, and took their time to recuperate in the carriage. They also went down to eat at the settlements of various villages on the way.
The final estimate is that the journey will be about three hundred miles.
You can get a glimpse of the vastness of this secret realm. Calculating that the village is at the edge and the holy mountain is at the middle, the radius of this secret realm is also three hundred miles.
If we do some math, assuming that the village is not on the edge but rather in the center, then this secret realm should be over a thousand miles long and extremely huge.
It is indeed a large-scale raid, and it is impossible to protect such a level of secret realm without the Book of Heaven.
But if the Spirit Clan had the Heavenly Book, how could they be bullied like this... This probably only proves that the Heavenly Book is actually in the so-called forbidden area...
A little troublesome.
The blind man put everyone here, his intention is probably to provide a buffer, throw it directly to the Holy Mountain, I am afraid that a hundred mouths will not be able to explain clearly. Now that messages were sent back from the surrounding areas, the elders of the Spiritual Tribe received the report and thought that the messenger had arrived, without even having any doubts.
When we arrived at the Holy Mountain, we only saw a vast crowd of people kneeling outside. The leader, the old man, touched his forehead to the ground: "Welcome the Holy Envoy."
Then the mountains roared and the tsunami shouted: "Welcome the Holy Envoy."
Yue Hongling opened her mouth. The poor heroine had never seen such a battle before. She was embarrassed and embarrassed. Her first reaction was to shout everyone up.
Zhao Changhe took her hand and squeezed it gently.
Yue Hongling said nothing, watching Zhao Changhe walk back and forth in front of the old man with his hands behind his back, without making a sound for a long time.
The crowd was so dark that no one dared to raise their heads, and the atmosphere was extremely depressing.
Zhao Changhe finally stopped in front of the old man who led him, and said coldly: "Do you feel that I am not as advanced in cultivation as before, so I don't need to respect him too much?"
The old man hurriedly said: "Why did your envoy say this? Is it disrespectful to copy the village before? I immediately asked someone to..."
Zhao Changhe interrupted coldly: "This envoy is talking about you!"
Yue Hongling looked expressionless as she watched Zhao Changhe act.
She knew what Zhao Changhe meant by this. He wanted to show the domineering and deceiving nature of a messenger. The more domineering he was, the more real it seemed. As for claiming that he doesn't have the same respect for him as before, and doesn't tell him what the problem is, leaving him to think about it, that's because he doesn't know what the problem is. Anyway, the other person will think about it on his own and will find problems for himself.
Yue Hongling suddenly knew what Tang Wanzhuang was thinking... He had that kind of potential.
Sure enough, the old man was sweating and thinking for a long time before kowtowing to himself: "The lanterns displayed for your envoy are not as spectacular as before. That's because some of the trees here have been cut down... Well, there is no reason. Please punish me."
Yue Hongling looked at the lantern silks around her and sighed.
Zhao Changhe did not expect that the other party would come up with this reason. He was really dumbfounded. It seemed that the specifications were exactly the same. This was strange. He originally thought that when the Domineering Envoy arrived, the Spirit Tribe would stuff some treasures or something like that. This kind of pretentiousness was tantamount to asking for bribes, but the other party thought about it for a long time without even thinking of fortifying the treasures. It seemed that there was no such precedent. .
Is the envoy from this forbidden land actually very honest? How hilarious.
He said calmly: "That's okay, so as not to say we are domineering."
"Don't dare, don't dare..."
"Slap yourself ten times, and you won't be the same again."
"Thank you Holy Messenger for your grace." The old man was so happy that he actually slapped his mouth hard.
Zhao Changhe turned a blind eye and walked through the kneeling ground with his hands behind his hands: "We don't like the noise, so let's disperse. The banquet has also been withdrawn. I'll give it to you for your own use. Let us bathe and wash away the dust first. Say it again."
"Yes, it has been prepared. Holy envoy, please follow me."
Although people were asked to disperse, no one dared to disperse, and they all still knelt there. The old man personally led the two of them to the back of the mountain and said with a smile, "Holy envoy, please come this way."
Zhao Changhe followed without saying a word. After a while, he came to a quiet bamboo house courtyard, and he didn't hesitate at the first sight.
It seems that there are exactly two bamboo buildings standing side by side in one courtyard, with a row of green bamboos in the middle dividing the courtyard into two halves. It can be treated as one courtyard or divided into two. If you look carefully, you can see that these are two courtyards. The fence in the middle was removed and temporarily planted with green bamboo to separate them.
It can be seen that the spirit clan has taken great pains to entertain these "male and female holy messengers". You don't know if they are a couple, but you don't dare to ask, and you don't dare to arrange them together rashly. But if they are really a couple, and they are separated and they don’t know whether they will be offended, and they just end up like this, any explanation can be used.
It's so hard to be a slave.
It can be seen from this that in the past, the envoys should have come alone with several followers. The master and the subordinates were very clear, and how to receive them was relatively clear. There was no case of such a pair coming. But here comes the question. If an envoy comes, will he ask you for a woman to serve him?
Is it because you don’t arrange for a maid to serve the messenger because the messenger never wants one, or because the messenger is a couple this time and you don’t dare to arrange it?
It makes sense not to dare to arrange it, but it would be strange if the envoy didn't want it. It’s fine if you don’t ask for bribes, don’t you want women too? Is the forbidden land still a Buddhist holy land?
These thoughts flashed through Zhao Changhe's mind, and he said deliberately: "Find a few beauties to serve me and bathe."
Yue Hongling glanced at him and guessed that he was testing her, so she said nothing.
The old man also glanced at Yue Hongling, and when he saw that she had no reaction at all, he sighed inwardly and thought to himself that it was a trial, and they were not a couple. Well... although it is true that the previous messengers did not ask for women, every messenger is different, and it is normal to want one.
He immediately bowed: "It's ready, the Holy Envoy will be waiting for you."
Zhao Changhe yawned and waved his hand: "Go."
The old man bowed and retired. The maid had not arrived yet, and the bamboo garden was quiet and quiet. Yue Hongling folded her arms with a smile but not a smile: "I think it's a bit hard for you to hold it in. Why don't you just call them the saint to take care of you?"
"There was no Sisi among the people kneeling outside just now. There must be something important outside, so Sisi didn't come in."
"So you really want to!"
"Oh, eh, oh, shit..." Zhao Changhe covered the soft flesh of his waist, dumbfounded: "My sister-in-law, don't you know what I'm doing..."
"Humph." Yue Hongling naturally knew, and she trusted Zhao Changhe in her heart not to act recklessly.
Zhao Changhe whispered: "For those who greeted us just now, did you notice that there were many middle-aged and old people, but not so many young ones? It stands to reason that there is no one in the mountain who dares not to come to greet the Holy Envoy of the Forbidden Land. They should all be here. Yeah, the age ratio is wrong.”
Yue Hongling said: "Those villages also had this kind of situation before... Maybe Sisi took them out?"
"How much did Sisi bring out? Can it have such a big impact?"
While the two were discussing, they saw a group of maids walking in from the corner of their eyes, and they stopped talking.
Each of the maids held a small bucket of hot water in their hands, as if they were going to refill the bathtub. When they came to the two of them, the maids looked at each other carefully. It seemed that they had already been assigned. One team arrived at Yue Hongling's place. In Bianzhulou, a group of obviously more beautiful people bowed their heads shyly and went to Zhao Changhe's side.
Yue Hongling gritted her teeth: "They are not Sisi... If you dare to take the opportunity to bully them, you can handle it yourself."
After saying that, he flicked his ponytail and went into his bamboo house.
Zhao Changhe looked at her back and felt angry and funny. According to what you mean, Sisi is fine?
He walked into the bamboo building leisurely, and the water in the bathtub was filled. The maids, wearing light clothes, stood aside with their heads bowed, and their faces were all ashamed to the neck.
Zhao Changhe said calmly: "They didn't want it before? It surprised me..."
The maids looked at each other, and one of them boldly said: "The envoys never wanted these before..."
What Zhao Changhe wants to ask is what are you doing here in the forbidden area and what do you want? Otherwise, if you don’t know such an important thing, you won’t be able to pretend anymore... Avoid the old man’s reception dinner and come here to take a shower first. First, find some little girls who are inexperienced in the world to talk to you.
After hearing this, he continued to test: "They are diligent and dedicated, so they really just take it and leave?"
The maid bit her lower lip: "We are taking someone with us anyway, maybe they will use it on the way..."
Zhao Changhe's mind exploded and he suddenly became enlightened.
What the forbidden area wants is people! They may be boys and girls. No wonder the age ratio here is not right.
Judging from the nature of the spirit race, as well as the nature of the gods and demons that I know are lingering and waiting to be resurrected, it is very likely that they were sacrifices of flesh and blood. Those who went there said they were going to serve the gods, but they went I can't come back!
Of course the envoy does not dare to play around. No matter what he takes away, theoretically everyone here is food for a certain **** and demon. Who knows if the gods and demons know what he is doing as an envoy? Of course I don’t dare to touch it randomly.
These little girls who are inexperienced in the world do not know that some brave ones may have the intention of hooking up with the messenger to become a phoenix, and they do not know that they are facing a point of no return...
But it is impossible for the senior management not to know, but they still give away their own flesh and blood every year to feed the unknown demon god!
Sisi must have known or vaguely guessed it, as her resistance was particularly fierce.
Zhao Changhe took a deep breath and said seriously: "Since they are all like this, then I won't break the rules. You all can go down and I will wash myself."
Some of the maids breathed a sigh of relief, while others looked disappointed, but none of them dared to disobey and bowed out politely: "The Holy Envoy rests in peace. Call us at any time."
After they all retreated, Zhao Changhe took off his clothes and got into the bucket, thinking about things while taking a bath.
Fortunately, the corpse demon can't see what's happening outside in the ring, otherwise it would have gone berserk if it found out.
This matter is indeed a bit troublesome... but with the corpse demon here, it should be feasible, so you need to plan. It would be best for Sisi to come and discuss with Sisi how to do this. Just relying on yourself and Yue Hongling here, your status is very embarrassing, and you don't know how to operate appropriately.
Just as he was thinking this, Longque trembled slightly.
Murder warning.
As Zhao Changhe thought, he saw outside the window behind him, the bamboo forest was swaying, and a beautiful shadow was hidden in the bamboo shade under the moon. He held the dagger upside down and stared at the window, looking for an opportunity to assassinate.
Sisi is here...
The first thing to do is to assassinate the messenger.
Killing the messenger may force the entire clan to rebel.
Zhao Changhe almost laughed out loud. The maid followed the master and her brain circuits were so similar... maybe she was learning from the master's story?
No, the first thing she did when she came out was to steal the door, and she had already laid the plan for today.
Zhao Changhe leaned against the tub, closed his eyes and fell asleep, and even snored faintly.
"Whoosh!"
The fragrant breeze blew by, and a shadow like wind and mist flashed behind the bathtub.
Zhao Changhe turned sideways slightly, grabbed her wrist with one hand, and dragged her along. With a "bang", the little girl fell into the bucket again.
"How many times has this happened?" Zhao Changhe picked her up with a smile: "Do you think your destiny is to take a bath with me?"
Sisi's expression of resentment froze on her face, and soon turned into an expression of extreme surprise: "Why is it you?"
Zhao Changhe smiled slightly: "This is destined by heaven."
"Ugh..." In an unknown space, a blind man vomited all over the floor.
Ke Sisi’s peach blossom eyes were sparkling, and she really felt that this was destined by God.
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