Tribulation of Myriad Clans Chapter 274: The Secret of Acupuncture Point (please subscribe monthly pass)
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On Yuexin Island.
Su Yu kept reflecting on himself. In fact, he had planned this at the beginning. The result was too angry and disappointed, so he changed his strategy again and again, but eventually lost his heart.
He can't beat those people at this moment.
Strategy!
It's cool to kill them with real swords and guns, but isn't it lack of this strength now?
"Understood!"
Su Yu murmured, and quickly said: "President, then do you think, what kind of exercises can cause a sensation, basic literary skills?"
"That's for sure!"
Niu Baidao smiled and said: "But there is one thing, basic literary art can only make people under the sky go to heart. After all, the exercises below 72 divine apertures are of no use to people above the sky..."
"Where is the 108 God Aperture?"
"This..."
Niu Baidao secretly grimaced, and said with a smile on his face: "This is not bad, but many people may not be able to open so many magical orifices. Only some geniuses may change to repair."
Speaking, Niu Baidao smiled and said: "Young man, don't worry, take your time, don't put things out all at once, put them out at intervals, and put them out all at once, then it's worthless!"
"Is there any powerful combat skills, magic skills, you can also put a few out..."
"It's better to be the kind..." Niu Baidao thought for a while and said: "It's the kind of combat skills that can be used without a few tricks, do you have it?"
"Yes!"
Su Yu nodded, he has this, he knows too many exercises.
Some acupoints have a high degree of overlap with some basic exercises.
Su Yu thought for a while and said: "There are those who have a clear mind, some who recover from their injuries, and a few sets that accelerate the absorption of vitality..."
"Cough cough cough!"
Niu Baidao was drinking wine. At this moment, he was choked. He kept his smile and said: "That's not bad, you can put some out appropriately. Now you have a good reputation, and the method of combining the body will show the effect soon. , Wait for the effect of the co-aperture method to be reflected, and your reputation will be greater. At this time, a batch of exercises will be released and many people will believe you."
"Understood!"
Niu Baidao smiled and said: "Create the Yuanshen Institute and create the golden sign of Researcher Su Yu! Su Yu’s product must be a boutique! If this goes on, it will not take long for you to be a human sage! When one day, Your practice has become the standard equipment of universities, and you are the winner in life!"
Su Yu hesitated: "The founders of "Kai Yuan Jue" back then are not well known now..."
"Stupid!"
Niu Baidao said with no good air: "Those people, who didn’t know it would be popular at the beginning, were bought out, how could they be promoted in general! For example, "God of War", you know, it was launched by the "God of War". "Wan Wen Jing" was launched from the search for the realm!"
"You have to be iconic and let people know that things come from the Yuanshen Institute, and the owner of the Yuanshen Institute is Su Yu!"
"This is a brand!"
Su Yu nodded, yes. Fortunately, he said to Xia Houye last time that the method of co-aperture had to be marked by Yuanshen Research Institute.
Otherwise, over time, many people will forget it. Later, everyone will remember that this was introduced by the Xia family, not Su Yu.
Time will obliterate everything!
"President, I understand!"
Niu Baidao nodded, touched his beard, smiled all over his face, the child can be taught!
Zhu Tiandao also has to thank himself, look, this kid should come up with results soon, come to Daming Mansion, without leaving some good things, let people just run like this?
The ones taken out on the initiative, or taken out happily, are called competence!
Su Yu hesitated again: "That's too conspicuous, will it..."
Niu Baidao calmly said: "It's okay, as long as it's not the kind of thing that makes Invincible crazy, even if it affects the sun and the moon, it doesn't matter too much! Do you really think King Daming is a vegetarian?"
Niu Baidao smiled and said: "The King of Ming has nothing to ask for! Understand? In the big houses, King of the Ming belongs to the top invincible, but he does not have much demand. This is different from other people, including the big King Qin and them all have some restrictions. King Qin is considered the strongest invincible, but there are also several peaks of the Sun and Moon in the Great Qin Mansion. At this moment, they are all not free..."
"And King Daming..." Niu Baidao smiled and said: "It's not long before our Palace Master Zhu entered the Nine Suns and Moons, and looking at this posture... Invincibility may be hopeless! Except for Palace Master Zhu, Daming Palace has been in a row for a whole day. Yue Jiu Zhong is gone, hey!"
Sigh, sorry, we are weak.
Su Yu glanced at Niu Baidao, and said in amazement: "Are there many sun and moon nine layers in other big houses?"
"There are more or less one or two, let's count them, isn't that Palace Master Zhu? But our Daming Mansion, King Daming, that is the top five powerful and invincible, only one Sun Moon Nine... Face."
Su Yu suddenly!
That said, he felt weak.
Actually, the Daming Mansion is not weaker than some weaker mansions, but the key is that the Daming King is strong. The descendants of such a strong King Daming are weak, and the Great Mansion is weak and shameless!
"What if the lord of the palace proves the Dao in the future?"
Su Yu was thinking, what should I do after preaching after I have offended too many people?
Niu Baidao laughed and said: "Then find a way by yourself. If it doesn't work, then don't prove the Dao. As for the palace lord, he may not be able to prove the Dao, right?"
It makes sense, but it's a pity that the eldest son of King Daming died too miserably, too early.
Su Yu had this idea subconsciously!
It was not intentional, but there were so many people who said that he could not help but have this idea. Regrettably, the eldest son of King Daming died when he was 9 years old...
The next moment, I vaguely felt something was wrong.
Why do you always think that Zhu Tiandao, who has nine layers of sun and moon, is inferior to a 9-year-old Qianjun?
How was this concept born?
See it in the book?
Others keep mentioning?
Zhu Tiandao is talking about it himself?
Ming Wang cried miserably?
Or...what's the situation!
"Palace Lord, one more question, is there anything in Daming Mansion that can increase willpower..."
"A lot!"
Niu Baidao was surprised: "Don't you know?"
Su Yu is speechless, I don't know.
"Drink, eat food~IndoMTL.com~listen to music..."
Niu Baidao faintly said: "Which is not the one that promotes willpower, which is a side-by-side approach? When a person concentrates on one thing, this is hobby, willpower, and self-understanding! Go in, go in, this It’s the way to increase willpower! You don’t think that legends are really legends, do you? All kinds of art can be proven! One day into the sky, three days to break through the mountains and seas, ten days to observe the sun and the moon, see the sun and the moon, eternal self Now... this is a legend, not a legend!"
Su Yu was slightly startled!
"Where did your natural divine writing come from?"
At this moment, Niu Baidao stood up, immortal wind and bones, just like an immortal outside the world.
"Ming Wu comes by himself!"
"You can be born with a natural divine writing, have you ever felt refreshed, willpower, and instant growth!"
"Yes!"
Su Yu nodded. There have been, such as the last time, the "fire" divine writing is so advanced. Of course, there is also the "yin" word, which is an accident.
"That's right!"
Niu Baidao laughed and said: "A hundred arts are Tao! We civilized masters cultivate the heart! Ask Wen Zhong, do they follow the flow in their cultivation? Do not force, of course, not to force does not mean not to practice ! The Tao of Daming Mansion is actually correct, but a little too lazy. This is a drawback!"
There are drawbacks, he admits.
But the civilized masters of the Daming Mansion are not the same as others in their cultivation. In Niu Baidao's view, this is the Tao!
"If this were not the case, in the past, in the past, to establish a civilized academy, why should there be a hundred skills? It's all about the warrior's way, all of the divine literature and the way, what else can be divided into beasts and alchemy!"
Niu Baidao smiled and said: "Su Yu, don't always think that only Daxia Mansion is correct. Change your mind!"
"Su Yu is taught!"
"..."
This evening, Su Yu and Niu Baidao talked for a long time, and felt that the civilized governor of the Daming Mansion seemed simple, but it was not that simple.
Too old!
It is a group of people from the group of invincibles back then.
The founding father!
More than 400 years old, this is the oldest group of people in the current human race, right?
……
Su Yu left, with relief and satisfaction.
Shortly after he left, the old tortoise climbed onto the shore and watched Niu Baidao singing and dancing. He couldn't help but said, "Niubi, are you fooling people again?"
"That's not the case!"
Niu Baidao laughed and said: "Old turtle, come and have a dance! Celebrate, I will make money next!"
"Make money?"
"Yes, Su Yu is also a member of my Daming Civilization Academy anyway. He turned in a copy of the exercises, and 10% of the profit was from the institution. Didn't he see this?"
"..."
The old tortoise goes into the water, come again!
Niu Baidao didn't care, he smiled and said: "This is the rule. Daming Mansion has been in this way for hundreds of years. I made it! To maintain the operation of the school and produce a genius, we can eat for many years. , Laogui, I have made money this time, I will buy you a little female tortoise back!"
"No need!"
"The five?"
"..."
For a long while, the old turtle in the lake probed, "I want to spin the turtle!"
"Yes!"
"Speaking counts!"
The old tortoise just finished speaking. In the lake, turtles probed, one after another, many, many, many scary!
From Qianjun to Ten Thousand Stones, Ten Thousand Stones to Tengkong, Tengkong to Lingyun Mountains and Seas...all!
Amazing scene!
The entire Great Lake is densely packed with tortoises at this moment.
A female tortoise said angrily: "You old bull nose, you urged my old tortoise to accept a concubine!"
Niu Baidao laughed and said, "This is bad! Why do you encourage? The old tortoise is not good at this way, how can there be you? Look, this family of tortoises is almost a thousand, every year they eat my drink My, what did I say? You are the eighth daughter-in-law of the old turtle? Tsk tsk, they are so old, no wonder the old turtle wants to take a concubine..."
"Asshole..."
The female tortoise was furious, and Niu Baidao laughed and said, "Don’t be angry, don’t be angry, yes, that young man, you are fine with sending him a few drops of blood. Old tortoise, you pretend to be so miserable. There is no turtle at home!"
Old tortoise sighed: "If you get it easily, don't cherish it! Forget it, if it doesn't work, I'll give a drop of my blood, and it's good to be a personal favor!"
"Also!"
Niu Baidao smiled and said: "It seems that I have learned a little bit from me, forget it, don’t talk about it! Old turtle, recently I am going to dig a ring river near Su Yu’s research institute and let your little turtle go Migrate some over there."
"Good!"
The old tortoise agreed happily, and was detesting that the lake was not big enough.
Being a guardian beast, simple.
Our spinner family, nothing else, there are a lot of little tortoises.
Niu Baidao ignored it and continued to sing and dance. The tortoises in the lake also quickly dived, disappeared, and couldn't feel their breath.
……
At this moment, Su Yu is already far away from the big lake.
After walking for a while, he suddenly said: "Brother Wen, do you feel anything wrong..."
"What?"
"In that big lake, something seems to be staring at me, are there monsters in the lake?"
"Yes."
Wen Zhong smiled and said: "Normally, there are actually a lot of monsters in our school. Daxia Mansion is officially accepted as a student. We are not. Some people caught it. Just find a place and throw it away. Maybe you will grow up later... "
Su Yu is speechless, just throw it away?
Not afraid of hurting people?
Wen Zhong saw that he seemed to be talking, and smiled: "It's okay. There are strong scholars and big formations in the academy. The real strongest in the academy is Baidao Pavilion. This heaven-ranked civilian soldier is not a decoration, a top-ranked civilian soldier. , There are probably few handles in the entire human situation, and those with self-defense ability can explode the power of the sun and the moon!"
Su Yu accidentally, "actively inspire?"
"Yes!"
That's awesome!
Su Yu thought for a while and said again: "Brother, I still have one thing that is puzzled. I read the rules of the school before and saw that the school is above the old man, and there is a Mingxintang. What is that?"
"Oh, that's where the sun and the moon are for the elderly."
Wen Zhong smiled and said: "Ming is separated, then it is the sun and the moon! Don't you know? Our Daming Mansion is a generation of palace masters, and the civilized division has not lost much. The sun and moon powerhouses have accumulated several, but not They usually take care of the elderly, and they do not serve as the elders and deputy governors, so the governor built a Mingxintang to provide them with old age..."
"Sun and Moon Realm?"
Su Yu was surprised, "Apart from our governor, are there other sun and moon?"
"Of course!"
Wen Zhong smiled and said: "Yes! We live long, Lingyun like me is almost 400 years old, not to mention other people! Mingxintang seems to be four or five elderly people, this is not too clear. , I don’t know if anyone has fallen. After all, they are not young anymore. Although the sun and the moon live longer, some people have suffered old wounds."
Su Yu frowned and said: "That side of Daxia Mansion..."
"Don't mention Daxia Mansion!"
Wen Zhong shook his head, "Daxia Mansion is very strong, especially strong! You don't want to think about how many strong people were taken away by the five generations, how many strong people died in the battle fifty years ago! Even so, Daxia How many powerhouses are there in the mansion? Let’s talk about the Sun and Moon Realm. The Saints of the Heavens should be Jin Yuhui, Zhou Mingren, Hong Tan, and Chief Liu of the Dao Academy... either the sun or the moon is close to the sun and the moon, all ages. Not big!"
"In the past few decades, Liu Wenyan’s generation has been abandoned, which has caused some faults. Otherwise, Liu Wenyan, Hu Ping, Zhao Mingyue, Xia Yunqi, etc., are expected to be the sun and the moon, even the sun and the moon. , Do you think about it, is it strong?"
"Daxia Mansion has also killed a few Sun and Moon in battle over the years. If you count it, no accidents, undead, Great Xia Mansion is a civilized academy, and Sun and Moon has more than 10 people!"
"In addition, people like Xia Xiaoer are actually from the Daxia Civilization Academy..."
Wen Zhong smiled and said: "So Daxia Fuqiang is true, and it is true that there are many dead people. How to say it is also the birthplace of the polytheistic literature."
After that, he said again: "Don't worry about this, there are still some people in the Terran Sun and Moon Realm. In recent years, some people have been stuck at the peak of the mountains and seas, but it has only been 50 years, one-seventh of the Anping calendar. "
"Isn't there more sun and moon of gods and demons?"
Su Yu thought of this, Wen Zhong smiled and said: "There are a lot of them, but if you want to say a lot, it's not enough. The main reason is that the life span of the gods and demons is long. This life span is long, and his cultivation is slow. In fact, I really want to say People of the same age, the human race has abused them, this can't be compared."
Su Yu nodded and stopped asking, these are not his business now.
His top priority is to quickly gather 360 Yuan Apertures and make some movement quickly to make himself famous.
……
In the next few days, Su Yu opened his Yuan Qiao while transcribing the exercises.
He is still devouring essence and blood, constantly opening a door of exercises.
He knows a lot of exercises, but he hasn't sorted it out before. Now he has sorted out a series of exercises, and it's just a matter of making up some exercises description chapters.
Among them, the basic Yuan Jue is the strongest one.
""Tianlong Jue" has 144 repercussions, the top of the sky! "Thousand Mountain Art" and "Keeping the Sky Sword" are all the top techniques of the sky, and both have 144 repercussions!"
"The "Strengthening Jue" is a junior level, but it is the best technique for resuscitation."
""Time" is a combat technique and cannot be passed on..."
"There are also a few magical skills...sacred orifice combat skills..."
Su Yu looked at the dense array of exercises in front of him, and it was also a little shocked. It didn't feel like it was sorted out. Once sorted, he had more than 10 heavenly-level exercises and martial arts.
There are countless levels!
Together, he has mastered more than 500 exercises.
In addition, there are human exercises, and he will also have a lot of them.
Counting down, Su Yuhui's exercises really exceeded 1,000.
Among these, many exercises are considered to be treasures to outsiders!
"Don't say, there are a few that are actually suitable for spreading... such as "Strengthening tactics"."
Strengthening tactics, Kaiyuan Apertures 126, can be regarded as the intermediate level of the sky.
It's already pretty good!
The 14th orifice is one heavy, each opening can accelerate the speed of the orifice, which is extremely suitable for the cultivation of those talented students, speaking of ordinary geniuses, not those enchanting evildoers.
Be aware that many enchanting students only practice the 108-knock God of War Art.
Without him, the resuscitation was a little slow, and many people in the Civilization Division were unwilling to delay too much time.
There are only 18 more tricks. The time for cultivating the physical strength tactic and the **** of war tactic should be about the same, but the result is that the 18 more tricks are opened. The body is stronger and the combat power is stronger. Su Yu is sure of this technique. After spreading it out, in the future, genius students and high-class students will almost all choose this.
Unless the person is an idiot, the time for practicing the God of War Technique is the same as that of cultivating the God of War. Why do you practice the God of War?
"However, the God of War Technique has matching martial skills, and the Strengthening Technique does not. This is the best way to produce a matching martial skill. In fact, it is also simple... The Pang Shan Niu’s breaking mountain attack is a matching martial skill, which is too easy to be seen. I have to change my head!"
Mountain Breaking Strike is the talent skill of the Mountain-breaking Bull Clan.
There are also a lot of acupuncture points, all of which are in the "Strengthening Technique". 108 acupuncture points are opened. The supporting martial arts are generally less than the exercises. Unless you have reached the top level, the exercises can be equivalent. Martial arts.
"This is suitable for genius..."
Su Yu used "Strengthening Jue" as the next main exercise method, which is not good for ordinary martial artists.
"It's best to find a set of exercises that match the "Hyper-Aperture Method", the one with a very high degree of overlap, and the one that opens 36 orifices, which can be both closed and advanced!"
Su Yu looked at a book of exercises, which one is the most suitable method for the resuscitation method?
The ordinary civilian class, after practicing, there is no problem with 36 resuscitation, no need for additional resuscitation, and then quickly resuscitation, without any time delay, almost directly skipped the ten thousand stone stage!
This is great news for countless civilians!
"Even if you can't overlap 36, you have to overlap more than 30. If it doesn't work, you can modify it according to the existing method, the closest one..."
He continued to search for the information, the highest version of the method of resuscitation, he was going to spread it out!
With a set of exercises that overlap multiple acupoints, Su Yu is sure that if this spreads out, it will quickly cause countless people to shake.
Skip a stage!
Quickly, 36 orifices, 4 orifices in one. According to the speed of the orifice method, even the civilian class can complete the repercussion of a thousand stones and one in three or five days. In about a month, it will enter ten thousand from a thousand knots. Shi Jiuzhong!
"But at that time, I am afraid that everyone is not satisfied with the 36-hole technique. Forget it, there are a few more versions, and it is better to have a 72-hole method..."
Su Yu searched, and soon found a technique with a high degree of overlap.
"The Yellow Silkworm Jue..."
Su Yu recalled for a moment, the dragon silkworm tribe’s subsidiary race, a small ethnic group, had poor exercises, 36 resuscitation methods, and yellow-level exercises, but the top-level version of the Heqiao method had a high degree of overlap!
The overlap of 27 acupoints means that 9 more acupoints will be opened, for a total of 45 acupoints.
Su Yu quickly ran these 36 acupoints following the route of the exercise method.
Shot with one blow, the power is not weak!
Of course, it's too weak for Su Yu.
He thought for a while, and tried "Qianjun Jue" again, and compared it to see if there would be a drop in power. Otherwise, it would not work as good as "Qianjun Jue".
"Qianjun Jue" broke out with a bang, Su Yu felt it, and muttered: "No, it's a little weaker, "Yellow Silkworm Jue" is a little weaker, "Qianjun Jue" is more suitable for humans Some..."
"But it can be modified, only the Huangjie technique. There are too many people on Daming's side who can transform. Combining the "Harmony Method", or even directly deduced from the 36 tricks of the "Harmony Method", maybe one can be deduced. The exercises come out."
Thinking of this, Su Yu hurried out.
Just out of the house, Wu Lan also walked out of the data room, yawning, her hair messed up, her eye circles were a little dark, she saw Su Yu, and hurriedly said: "Su Yu, I have sorted out Daxia Mansion and Daming Mansion. I have sorted out all the information about Yuan Qiao. In addition, I found something. Come and take a look..."
Su Yu said strangely: "What?"
"Too much nonsense, come and see!"
After speaking, grab Su Yu and walk to the puppet room next to him.
There, Wen Zhong was there, he smiled when he saw it, and smiled ambiguously, just smiling, Wu Lan looked up and said: "Teacher, you also come..."
"I am coming?"
"Hurry up!"
Okay!
Wen Zhong came over. After a while, in the laboratory, Wu Lan was a little disgusted with the puppets, "It's still a bit too close, not real enough!"
After that, put a puppet on the experimental platform.
Soon, I picked up a knife and started cutting, "You help me cut it, cut it, unfold it, spread it out!"
Seeing that she cut the puppet, Su Yu was speechless. She stopped talking nonsense and stepped forward to help and quickly cut the puppet.
This puppet is very similar to a real person, except that it has no internal organs.
There are some machines inside.
Wu Lan directly threw these things away, quickly painted red dots, and said: "Look, what I have highlighted now is Kaiyuan Jiuqiao, 8 is on the head, 1 is on the belly button... "
Su Yu nodded, and Wu Lan said again: "Look at it, whether it is ear or nose or eye orifices, are they all symmetrical?"
Nodding.
"Are the Baihui Apertures and Zifu Shenque Aperture in the middle, and completely aligned, with the two orifices as the core, connected in a straight line, is it an axisymmetric figure?"
Su Yu nodded again.
Wen Zhong smiled, "Little Wu Lan, what do you mean is that the acupuncture points of the human body are actually completely symmetrical. If there are 360 yuan orifices, 180 will be fine! Right?"
"No!"
Wu Lan said speechlessly: "Such a simple truth, of course I know! I am saying that the ears, noses and eyes are symmetrical and correspond, but Baihuiqiao, Zifu Shenqueqiao, and Kouqiao are three faculties. The acupuncture points are asymmetrical! So, there are three other acupuncture points that may also be special acupuncture points, Su Yu, take a look at the acupuncture points you have now, I think they are symmetrical!"
Su Yu's eyes moved slightly, and he quickly pointed out all the acupuncture points.
In addition to Kaiyuan Jiuqiao, he also mastered 348 acupuncture points.
The next moment, Su Yu's eyes changed slightly!
The three acupuncture points of Baihui, Zique, and Kouqiao are now the middle line. All the acupuncture points on both sides are symmetrical!
348, all symmetrical!
Wu Lan said excitedly: "Did you see it? So, Su Yu, you may have mastered all the acupuncture points by now, but there are three other acupuncture points you haven't found! These three, I suspect this is the only one. Online, don’t ask people anymore, ask again, I doubt no one knows..."
She quickly crossed the line and connected the three acupuncture points, "This is a central axis. Not surprisingly, the remaining three acupuncture points are on this line, otherwise it's asymmetrical, or at least There is one, and the remaining two, if you find one, you can find the second. I mean, if it is also symmetrical, it is not on this line!"
Wen Zhong's eyes moved slightly, and he nodded: "The little girl is right. In fact, Daming Mansion and Daxia Mansion have almost mastered all the acupuncture points. There are not so many acupuncture points that have not been discovered in the two strong mansions, Su Yu. Did you find it here?"
Su Yu shook his head, "No, I didn't find one!"
He opened a lot of exercises, but didn't find the remaining 3!
Wu Lan, excitedly said: "Su Yu, I suspect there is a..."
She pointed her hand to the puppet, Su Yu and Wen Zhong said nothing.
Anus!
This is indeed a point on the line of symmetry, and it is also very special, maybe... really?
Wu Lan excitedly said: "Su Yu, give it a try, if you don't dare, look for... forget it, Zhou Hao is not there, otherwise you can let Zhou Hao try it, maybe there is a hole here!" /
She was so excited, "If there is a hole, then I found it. I want to name it..."
Su Yu said quietly: "Anus orifice, Wu Lanqiao? As soon as I have an orifice, I think of you, what do you think?"
"..."
Wu Lan's excited face instantly stiffened!
Yes, the location of this acupuncture point...It's embarrassing!
Wen Zhong also sighed, did not say a word, did not answer the conversation, the next moment, he changed the subject and said: "There may be a trick here, Su Yu, you can try it, find someone to try to resuscitate, even if you can’t open it, you’re wrong. Now, the problem is not big, it's a big deal...cough cough, it's exploded, just cultivate for a period of time."
Su Yu has a toothache, I won't try!
If this bursts, fucking, I will stop seeing people, I really can't afford to lose this person, Wu Lan will really find that there may be something wrong with this place.
Moreover, this line is not too long, and it ends at the pubic area.
If the other two orifices are special acupuncture points... well, Su Yu doesn't want to say anything.
But I have to say that after Wu Lan sorted out these acupoints, the regularity was indeed revealed. Su Yu hadn't dissected it before, otherwise he should be able to feel it.
Of course, I won’t say anything as an afterthought. It was indeed Wu Lan who first solved the puppet and drew a symmetrical figure.
Su Yu is also very generous and directly said: "Wu Lan, this Yuan Qiao you discovered will be yours from now on!"
The naming rights are up to you!
This acupuncture point is opened, and when the vitality erupts in the future, I don't know if it will make people feel that I am farting, embarrassing.