Ultimate Scheming System Chapter 174: A part of the body
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The answer to Xu Que ’s question is actually not difficult to think about, but no one dares to answer the question!
What on earth did the second egg say? He lives next door to Aunt Wang, and the son of Aunt Wang asked where the second egg lives.
What else can those two eggs answer, of course ... living your mother Gobi!
So the second egg was beaten!
But no one dared to say this answer.
After all, Mrs. Ya just spoke, and she did n’t want to hear swear words again.
So no one dared to answer at the moment, and he was too angry to speak to Xu Que, afraid of an excitement, I could n’t help but swear!
The ten breaths passed at once. Madam Ya narrowed her eyes slightly and looked at Xu Que with a deep meaning: "Young Master Li is really a good resource!"
She naturally figured out the key to this question, but she did not pursue it with Xu Que. Instead, she became more appreciative of the young man in white.
At the same time, I was a little shocked in my heart, because it is not difficult to find that Xu Que's two consecutive questions were conceived according to the scene.
The first question is to take advantage of your own situation and mislead everyone to think about the answer!
The second question is more clever, using the sentence she just said “do n’t want to hear swear words anymore”, so that even if you do n’t have a mathematics present, you do n’t dare answer it.
‘Such wit and talent are indeed personal talents! ‘Mrs. Ya secretly admired a sentence in her heart, and her eyes swept to the many scholars around Great Clear Lake, and said with a smile:“ The second question of Young Master Li, no one can answer it, this Highness announced that the question passed. ”
After that, her beautiful eyes fell on Xu Que again. The meaning is self-evident, just let him start the third question!
Xu Que shrugged his shoulders, looked at everyone around him, and said with hate on his face: "Ah, let me say what is good for you? I have clearly told you the answer to the second question. I ca n’t answer it, I ’m really speechless! ”
"..." Everyone in the audience twitched the corners of their mouths, clenched their fists, and their eyes were furious.
Tang Liufeng did not dare to be too close to Xu Que at this time. He knew that after the banquet, the Li Bai brother must be beaten to death!
However, out of righteousness, Tang Liufeng did not go too far, just stood opposite Great Clear Lake and looked at it!
Xu Que was too lazy to take care of this guy, his eyes rolled, and he started talking about the third question!
"The third question is simpler. You have to listen to it this time. We have a part of our body, some people are hard, some are soft, and adults grow up to be points, children. As short as points,, some people have more hair. points,. Some people have less hair. points,. Which part of the body is this? "
After he finished speaking, he smiled at the guys.
All the scholars in the audience were dumbfounded!
A part of the body, some are hard, some are soft, some are long, some are short, and your mother has more hair and less hair ...
I'm going to come back to this kind of question, it's really a dog!
Li Bai, I will go to your sister again!
......
All male students involuntarily swept their gaze towards their lower bodies, and their chests were immediately stuffy, and there was an urge to vomit blood. How can people say this answer?
Some female students, including Mrs. Ya, pondered red cheeks and stared at Xu Que angrily after thinking about it.
In the eyes of readers, swearing is a big ban, but when it comes to these private parts, it is even more terrible. It is vulgar, vulgar and despicable, and everyone disdains!
After hearing this problem, Tang Liufeng standing on the other side of Great Clear Lake turned pale and silently stepped back several steps, muttering: "Brother Brother Li is so fierce!"
While Xu Que felt the angry and blaming eyes of everyone present, he was still indifferent. The old **** was looking at everyone, taunting:
"Ten interest time is arrived Oh. If you do n’t answer it, you will have no chance."
"Are you okay, can't you answer such a simple question?"
"A part of the body that everyone uses normally, why can't you answer it?"
"Do n’t blame me for speaking too directly, IQ is really bad!"
"Alas, arrived is used for ten breaths, or should I give you a few more hours to think about it?"
"I'm going, why do you stare at me! If you think of it, just say it boldly, and if anyone can answer it, I will devour myself on the spot!"
"Is there no one to answer? hahaha Ha, that's embarrassing, Mrs. Ya will be in the future ... cough, the mouth is wrong, and the guests on the seat of Mrs. Ya will be in the future."
Xu Que ’s series of poisonous mouth cannons ignited everyone ’s anger, and everyone gritted their teeth!
"Li Bai, no matter whether you win today or not, depending on your last question, you are definitely not worthy of being a scholar." At this time, a scholar finally couldn't help but shouted loudly.
"It's such a rude and vulgar question that you said it in front of Mrs. Ya. Isn't it reasonable?"
"You are humiliating our literati and humiliating Mrs. Ya!"
"Yes, this is a great disrespect to Madam Ya!"
"Today is such a solemn banquet, but you are so destructive, what should you do!"
All of a sudden, the vocals of Great Clear Lake were like boiled water, and many scholars were driven, blaming Xu Que in anger.
Some female students stared at Xu Que and scolded: "Shameless!"
Ms. Ya's eyebrows frowned, shook her head, and seemed to be a little unhappy about Xu Que's problem!
"I'm sorry, I don't understand what you are talking about. There is nothing wrong with my question. If it does, it is definitely not my business!" Xu Que still smiled and smiled lightly.
Because his answer is not so dirty, and is very pure and reasonable, so he can be so arrogant and arrogant!
"Well, you still quibble, the answer to your question is extremely vulgar!" a scholar retorted angrily.
Xu Que shrugged his shoulders and blinked, "No, my answer to this question is normal. Do you also guess arrived? Tell me to let me hear it."
"You ... you ... you, it's unreasonable." The scholar suddenly shivered with anger, pointing at Xu Que, stunned that he didn't know what words to use to attack him.
"What is unreasonable! I do n’t understand what you are saying, if you know the answer, then say it! If you do n’t say it, how do I know what you are saying? It ’s inexplicable, you ca n’t Rationally, your whole family is unreasonable! "Xu Que looked innocent.
Everyone was furious again. I have never seen such a brazen person, but I still don't admit it.
"Say! Do n’t stare at me! If you know the answer, say it. I think you clearly do n’t know the answer. Want to find a reason not to pass me?" Xu Que is not afraid of a dead pig. The boiled water continued to ridicule and provoke.
"Huh, Li Bai, don't be so arrogant, you just think we dare not say the answer, okay, I have to say it today." Finally, some people couldn't help but jump from the crowd Came out.
Xu Que was delighted at first glance and asked with a smile: "Okay, what do you say, the answer?"
The student gasped and glared, angrily: "Little jj!"
Xu Que immediately shook his face, and then stepped back a few steps. He stretched out his trembling arm and pointed at the scholar. He was horrified and said, "You ... how can you say such a thing?"