Ultimate Scheming System Chapter 786: cellphone card is here!
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"Express?"
Xu Que heard the System prompt tone, and then he suddenly stunned, followed by a slight flash of eyes, and jumped out of joy!
He immediately summoned System, and a huge package really appeared on Interface, which read:
From: Ye Qiu!
Recipient: Xu Que!
"cellphone card! Is arrived finally?"
Xu Que's mouth suddenly raised a smile, his heart moved, and the package was directly included in the System storage space.
After that, he led the team, moving forward and continuing his anti-counterfeiting actions!
Unlike the previous one, Xu Que's crackdown details have accelerated this time!
Outside the city, the fourth territory.
"Zhong Kui Fellow Daoist, this territory is the most rampant. It has looted many villages and sold children!"
Boom!
Xu Que said nothing. Raising his hand is just throwing a rope away, and the territory is instantly destroyed!
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The fifth territory.
"Zhong Kui Fellow Daoist, the cultivator(s) here is also very abominable, claiming to be a daily helper, doing things about stealing chickens and dogs everywhere, and saying that Xu Que agreed that they called the daily helper!"
"Fuck, plagiarize the dog? It ’s gone!"
Xu Que glared and shook his hand again as a chain, the whole manor burst on the spot.
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That night, Xu Que destroyed countless counterfeit Heaven Exploding Faction forces in one breath!
arrived dawned the next day. When they returned to Imperial City's, the whole Imperial City was already turbulent, and countless people were horrified.
"Fuck!"
"Just one day and one night, so many forces, all removed by Zhong Kui alone?"
"It's terrible!"
"Sure enough! Heaven Exploding Faction really can't offend!"
"Halo, who would be okay to offend Heaven Exploding Faction? That is why those people seek death by themselves, what is wrong, they must go and pretend to be Heaven Exploding Faction!"
"As far as Yeah! Heaven Exploding Faction is so dignified, everyone is arrogant, is it that their thieves generation can pretend?"
"Now the real Heaven Exploding Faction comes out to clean up this part of the pretend to be troublesome, and Imperial City will finally be stable!"
"Yeah! thanks Heaven Exploding Faction!"
Many people talked and clapped.
However, in less than half a day, the situation has changed again!
"Insert, insert me!"
"Put it hard!"
Xu Que led the dozens of cultivator(s)s on countless barren hills outside the city, pointing the rivers and mountains, using various slogans to fill the mountains and the wild!
"Heaven Exploding Faction is invincible!"
"Heaven Exploding Faction awesome!"
"Heaven Exploding Faction Zhong Kui is here for a tour!"
"Heaven Exploding Faction Zhi Zun Bao is here for a tour!"
"Heaven Exploding is on the expedition, no grass grows!"
"Heaven Exploding appears, only needle thread is left!"
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Countless of these slogans, like a barrage, fluttering in the wind on various mountains, forming a landscape, and even spreading into Imperial City.
All of a sudden, people in Imperial City were dumbfounded.
"What the hell?"
"This ... what does this look like!"
"Halo, I did n’t expect the fake Heaven Exploding Faction to go, really Heaven Exploding Faction is coming, and I ’m still mad!"
"Fart, fake Heaven Exploding Faction grass life, but true Heaven Exploding Faction is just annoying!"
"That's also, after all, they are a gangster, and they are not the same as those slutty outsiders!"
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In the end, the guards in Imperial City opened their eyes and closed their eyes, letting the Heaven Exploding Faction propaganda department of Xu Que's insert banners everywhere!
Xu Que and Er Gou'zi had already returned to arrived Imperial City, and had just entered a hotel to prepare to settle down. Immediately, the palace guard came to see him, saying that Mrs. Ya wanted to see him!
Xu Que smiled, Mrs. Ya was afraid to ask him to inquire about the news of "Xu Que"!
Immediately, he waved his hand and said to the guard: "I will not go into the palace. You go back and tell Mrs. Ya that Xu Que will arrive tonight!"
"Yes!" The guard responded hurriedly and retreated in a hurry!
Subsequently, Xu Que entered a box room with Er Gou'zi.
As soon as Er Gou'zi entered, he immediately occupied the bed and lay halfway on it, posing in a voluptuous posture, and said, "The deity is tired, little son, get some food for the deity!"
Pap!
Xu Que threw a hook directly, and then hit him on Er Gou'zi, only made a muffled noise, and the entire iron hook completely deformed.
Er Gou'zi froze for a moment, and immediately rolled up on the bed immediately, howling with a look of pain: "Aw! The deity is seriously damaged and is going to die!"
"Don't pretend, hurry up, otherwise you will be watching me eat tonight!" Xu Que immediately glared.
He has long known that Er Gou'zi mortal body is invincible, and it is difficult to hurt anything, but every time he hits it, it pretends to be painful.
"What, is there something to eat tonight? What to eat and what to eat?" When Er Gou'zi heard the food, his eyes lit up and his face was excited.
"Stew meat! And braised pork!" Xu Que responded lightly.
"Wow, this is good, the deity likes it, by the way, what meat?"
"Dog Meat!"
"Damn!"
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After a bit of tossing with Er Gou'zi, Xu Que successfully drove it off the bed, then lay down on his own, and quickly summoned System Interface.
In the storage space, the package delivered from other planes is lying quietly inside.
"System, open the package!" Xu Que couldn't help but quicken his heartbeat and opened the package with a move of heart.
Boo!
In a flash, several streamers crossed the System storage space Interface.
“Ding, found a new item ‘cellphoneSIM card’! "
“Ding, found two hundred new item ‘variant fake cigarettes’! "
I wipe!
What the **** is fake cigarettes? What's the difference?
Xu Que opened his eyes suddenly and sat up from the bed, looking at the detailed introduction of the two item!
[cellphoneSIM card]:
The cellphone number card from the earth is a must-have smart card for GSM digital mobile phones!
[Variant fake cigarettes]:
Counterfeit cigarettes from the earth have been mutated due to an unknown source of pollution during the crossed over plane!
Effect: "Variant fake cigarettes, mana is boundless!" Host acting cool smokes incidentally during the period, you can get double acting cool value reward BUFF!
Side effects: Smoking is harmful to health. Every 20 cigarettes smoked is equivalent to a pack of cigarettes!
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"Fuck!"
After reading the introduction, Xu Que couldn't help but scolded!
Dare to love this cigarette was originally a fake cigarette! It was only on the crossed over plane during the express delivery that it caused mutation!
"Damn, this Yeqiu Cliff is a fool. You can still buy fake cigarettes, and there are two hundred fake cigarettes. This IQ may be difficult to inherit my Cool King legacy!" Xu Que shook his head. Face-to-face hatred is not steel!
But to be honest, he was still very happy in his heart, because this mutated fake cigarette is almost invincible, and actually has a double acting cool value reward, which shows that the day back to earth is really just around the corner!
However, the only thing that excites him right now is the cellphone card!
"System, fast, take out my cellphone and cellphone cards, yes, there is a signal booster!"
Xu Que called System, took everything out, picked up the cellphoneSIM card, and stuffed it into cellphone three times and five times, and put up four signal boosters.
"Hum ..."
With a crisp cellphone boot sound, the screen also lights up.
Xu Que felt a long-lost familiar feeling.
When the Er Gou'zi next to me heard the movement, he immediately moved over curiously and opened his eyes wide: "Slot, kid, what is this? Can you eat? Can you eat? So small, you can eat Are you full? "
"Eat a fart, this is called cellphone!" Xu Que is in a good mood at the moment, and he is too lazy to teach Er Gou'zi, looking at cellphone with a look of delight, waiting for the boot to complete!
Er Gou'zi's eyes are bright and excited: "Hand chicken? There are such small chickens in the world?"
"No, if you look down at your crotch, you will find it smaller!" Xu Que smiled and looked at the cellphone screen in his hand.
At this point, it has been successfully booted!
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