Ultimate Scheming System Chapter 846: There is a dog called Er Gou’zi [4500 monthly pass plus change]
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"Huh?"
Xu Que and Jiang Hongyan immediately looked at each other, and both faces were surprised with the same expression --!
Amazed!
In the shout from a distance, the dog was mentioned for a while, the dog urine was mentioned for a while, and then the wolf!
Aren't all these characteristics talking about Er Gou'zi?
Looking around the world, he looks like a dog but claims to be a wolf, and he dares to pee on other people's heads. Except Er Gou'zi, I can't find a second such dog!
But something is wrong!
This your mother is Immortal's Ascension Road, Er Gou'zi is on four continents, how could it come in?
"Are they talking about Er Gou'zi?" Jiang Hongyan asked Xu Que when he looked at Xu Que.
Even when she heard it, she also associated with arrived Er Gou'zi, which made Xu Que feel that the eight achievements were right!
"Let's go and see!" Xu Que immediately took a step and hurried away with Jiang Hongyan.
Soon, on the previous road, Xu Que saw a group of Body Fusion Stage cultivator(s), which was running fast.
Some of them were still wet on their heads, exuding a smell of smoke, and their faces were angry.
But looking around, I can only see this group of cultivator(s) running around, not seeing silhouette of Er Gou'zi!
"Fellow Daoist, what happened? How did I hear that you are chasing a dog?" Xu Que immediately asked one of the young cultivator(s)s who had not been drenched in the urine.
The cultivator(s) did n’t have much thought to chase the dog. He stopped, and said helplessly: "We just rested under that tree, but a dog suddenly appeared, standing on the tree, peeing, peeing, and shouting something. To be immortal, several of my Senior Brother were unfortunately showered, and they were all blown up! "
"What? There are such shameless dogs under the sky? Fellow Daoist, tell me, what does that dog look like, what special points, must draw a knife to help next!" Xu Que immediately patted his chest, a straight face Said.
The young cultivator(s) suddenly stunned and shook his head: "It looks strange and weird, it looks very timid, and it's really a bit like a wolf, but it runs like a dog, and it's very fast!"
"Does it have any characteristics? For example, when you say you are the deity or something?" Xu Que asked.
The young cultivator(s) could not help but be surprised: "This ... how do you know this?"
"I guess, okay, you continue to chase the dog!" Xu Que smiled, took Jiang Hongyan's hand, turned and left directly.
Obviously, he has now determined by 100% that this group of people is chasing Er Gou'zi!
If you put it in the ordinary time, Xu Que will definitely not control Er Gou'zi, anyway, it will not be killed, according to its horrible mortal body, I am afraid that the Mahayana period Peak will not be able to touch it!
But now the situation is different. If Er Gou'zi can really come from four continents, it means that this Immortal's Ascension Road has also opened the entrance on the four continents. In other words, it may be possible to follow the path of Er Gou'zi and return directly to the four continents!
So now, you have to find Er Gou'zi first!
"Immortal's Ascension Road is very broad, and there are countless unknown areas. Er Gou'zi has just appeared here, and it may have ran into a distant direction now. We are afraid it will be difficult to find it!" Jiang Hongyan said softly.
She has some knowledge about Immortal's Ascension Road and feels that the hope of finding Er Gou'zi here is slightly slim.
Xu Que smiled and said, "Take it easy. With Er Gou'zi's character, you must retaliate. Don't look at it as a dog, but your revenge is very strong. I'm sure it won't go far. And I will definitely find a chance to come back and seek revenge from this group of people! "
"Then we are waiting for it!" Jiang Hongyan nodded.
"Well, you have to wait, but you can't do it! Looking for someone ... no, looking for a dog, you still have to tell it!" Xu Que raised her mouth, waved her hand, and pulled it from her crotch. Come out with a huge loudspeaker!
Following it, after a while, he placed the loudspeakers on the side of the road, plugged in several speakers at the same time, and arranged them in a diffuse array according to Array.
Then only listened to "click", Xu Que pressed the switch, all the sounds vibrated instantly, and Xu Que's sensed voice sounded!
"Everybody, do you have freestyle?
YO! YO! There is a dog called Er Gou'zi, and it will wear wolf pups every day, but it is really dog-legged. Every time the mouth is opened, it is a "benshenzun" tone, and its words will be dissed by me. Whoever sees it, please put its tongue Take it off! Yeah, yeah, my name is cool, I will never repeat my words, I hope everyone will give me a monthly ticket to update and consolidate, remember to take more shower gel when taking a bath, I have to close it because of time reasons! "
In an instant, Xu Que's impromptu rap, instantly passed all the sounds, coupled with the power of the diffusion array, suddenly rang through the circle, and spread out in an endless loop.
Countless cultivator(s)s around him suddenly stunned and looked at Xu Que with a stunned face, and then his head couldn't help but follow the rhythm and beat up and down one by one.
A little further away, a few cultivator(s)s were walking, and they were a little fooled by this sudden freestyle. Then their heads were shaking, and even some active limbs of cultivator(s) flicked their hands directly in place and followed the beat.
Far away, in a hay bale, a dog suddenly jumped from underneath. The eyes of the two lanterns were so large that they looked around.
"Damn, how does this sound so much like that kid? Fuck, dare to scold the deity! Fuck, how does it sound so powerful! Fuck, YO! YO! YO!"
He shook his head while shouting, and at the same time touched his belly, took out the recorder that Xu Que gave to it, and began searching for similar tracks!
Afterwards, it listened to the song and hurried towards the sound.
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At this time, Xu Que returned to Jiang Hongyan with satisfaction and smiled: "Little Young Lady, how is my freestyle? Cool or not?"
Jiang Hongyan ca n’t help but ca n’t help but have a bad air: "Why do you do anything weird?"
"I learned it in my hometown!" Xu Que laughed.
"Hometown?" Jiang Hongyan was stunned. She also heard Xu Que mention that his hometown is not Five Elements Mountain, but in a more distant place, but what is the specific, but did not listen to him.
Xu Que smiled, and his eyes were deeply affectionate. He looked at Jiang Hongyan and said: "One day, I will take you to my hometown to take a look, and then hold a grand wedding, let everyone witness Great wedding, let the world bless us! "
"Okay!" Jiang Hongyan smiled, even the ordinary face after disguise is enough to stun the crowd, and sway the country!
The two are facing each other in this way, Xu Que slowly moves forward, trying to take advantage of such a beautiful opportunity, and then go to kiss Jiang Hongyan!
"Senior Brother, Senior Brother, come on, we saw the dog!" Suddenly, someone exclaimed not far away.
Following this, a group of cultivator(s) suddenly rushed over and rushed over.
Xu Que and Jiang Hongyan both reacted. After glancing at each other, there was no need to say anything.
After a while, the two finally saw the familiar dog!
There is no doubt that it is Er Gou'zi!
At this time, it was blocked by several cultivator(s), two hind legs were standing like people, their front legs were waving, and some were playing freestyle: "YO! YO! You rats, Dare to stop the deity to go to the road, to find death? YO! YO! There is a kind of come, deity to slapping you with a slap! "
"Well, what are you doing, what are you still holding here? Since you have delivered it to your door, do n’t want to run!"
"Stay here, put your mouth clean points, wait for me Senior Brother back, throw your skin!" Several cultivator(s) stared at Er Gou'zi with a cold face.
Er Gou'zi seems to be enchanted by freestyle, and continues to wave his two front legs, arrogantly saying: "The **** deity just wants to have a dirty mouth, just to scold you, some kind of bit me! Your mother's head, like a ball, kicked to the department store, the department store, buy balloons, buy your mother's head! "
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