Ultimate Teacher: 、We call this kind of face-slapping!

Chapter 264, we call this behavior a face-slap!

"I think it’s good for Uncle Xiao to wear this white robe, and people are particularly energetic. At first glance, they look like Prince Charming-our young male **** Liu Dehua also said that men must be one if they want to be handsome. White—" said Hero Fang, holding a robe in his hand.

"I think it's better to wear black. Black looks smart, serious, and cold. If the uncle can't beat the old monster in Chiba Department of War, wearing this clothes will help him slip away-think about it, the whole The mountains are all dark. Uncle Xiao is wearing this clothes and hiding behind the rocks in the woods. Where can I find Chiba Headquarters?"

Pap!

Hang Fang’s hand is going to draw Fang Haohan’s head, but Fang Haohan is now taking strict precautions against him. Fang Haohan’s palm just stretched out and was slapped by Fang Haohan.

Fang hero is furious, obviously has a back pain in his hand, but he points at Fang Haohan and scolds: "Fang Haohan, you idiot, how can you increase their ambition and destroy the prestige of uncle Xiaojie-now the war is coming, you say What does it mean that Uncle Xiao can't beat Chiba Headquarters?"

"I didn't say that Uncle Xiaoshi can't beat Chiba Headquarters." Fang Haohan explained. "I mean if Uncle Xiaoshi can't beat Chiba Headquarters--"

"Yes, that's what you said. You are extremely distrustful of Xiaoshi Uncle. Without it, Xiaoshi Uncle must be able to fight the Chiba Military Department." Fang hero shouted angrily. "If Uncle Xiao can't beat Chiba Headquarters, the two of us will have to go back to Yanjing. Others will disdain and laugh at us, and Miss Ye may blast us both every day in a rage--"

"The beauty you want." Fang Haohan said. "Do you think anyone can make Miss Ye take the shot?".

"You--"

Pap!

Hang Fang takes a note on his head. Fang Haohan turns around and wants to run, but his head is still slapped.

Fang Yan has just finished bathing and walked out in a white shirt and said, "Are you two bored? I’m soaking in the bathtub and want to be quiet for a while, I heard that you two idiots are like two flies Buzzing non-stop, people's ears must not be quiet—"

Hero Fang’s head is hot and painful, but he looks at Fang Yan with a flattering face and says, "Uncle Master, we are choosing the shirt for you tonight-I think your temperament is best for wearing white Yes, Ximen blowing snow is wearing white. One man with one sword and one white robe, standing on the roof of the palace—"

"No culture, that is the Forbidden City." Fang Haohan said contemptuously.

"That is also the roof." Fang hero said. "Uncle Xiao likes Ximen blowing snow best, so I think you should wear a white robe."

"Who said that I like Ximen blowing snow the most? I like Chu Liuxiang the most." Fang Yan said angrily.

"Why?" Hero Fang can hardly understand the uncle's hobby. The name Simon Snow blowing sounds so cool that it makes people tremble. When someone picks up a girl, you just need to hand out your business card and the girl will go back with you.

"There are so many wives of Chu Liuxiang." Fang Yan said. "Which one do I think looks good?"

"White."

"Black."

There is still a huge difference between the views of Fang Hero and Fang Haohan.

"I wear everything that looks good." Fang Yan said.

He took the white robe in the hands of Fang Hero and draped the dress over himself. He took the black robe in Fang Haohan's hand and put the black robe on his body again.

White robe is used for lining, black robe is used for face. He put both of their minds on his body.

When I saw the expressions of Hero Fang and Hero Fang with solemn expressions and sad eyes, I knew they were moved by this behavior.

Fang Yan patted Fang Hero’s shoulder, and patted Fang Haohan’s head, and said with a smile: "It’s okay, the weather is cold, wear more clothes to keep out the cold-if Chiba Corps is frozen to the top of Jianfeng , I didn’t pick up a big bargain?"

Sorry for the face of Hero Fang, he said: "I knew I had prepared an armor for Uncle Xiao--"

"Yes. It’s good to buy a Transformers suit and wear it on your body—"

"----" Fang Yan looked at the two **** with his teeth, and he wished to make them into flesh. Do they think they wear more clothes to be greedy for fear of death?

Hang Fang stood in front of the school and waved his hands for a long time before a taxi slowly stopped beside them.

"Where are you going?" the taxi driver asked, looking at the three long, strange guys in front of him. Of course, he didn't open the door easily.

"Yi Jianfeng." Hero Fang said expressionlessly.

"Too far away, don't go." Before the voice reached the ground, the car had run away.

"Uncle Xiao, those taxi drivers regard us as kidnappers-" Fang hero said angrily.

This is the sixth taxi they have stopped. Every taxi driver saw the expressions of the three of them and heard that they were going to the destination they drove after they drove and ran—not just to go Yi Jianfeng? What are you doing so nervously? Are we really kidnappers wearing such formal kidnappers?

Fang Yan's heart is very sad, he is going to win glory for the country, he is going to go to the iron-blooded man who fights with the Toyo Sword God-why can't even hit a taxi? Is this how you treat national heroes?

Fang Yan suddenly felt that he would never love again and wanted to turn around and go to sleep.

"Use taxi software." Fang Haohan said. "I set a tip of fifty yuan."

Thank goodness, with this 50-dollar tip reward, a taxi finally stopped by their side.

"Go to Yijianfeng?" the black-faced taxi driver asked.

Fang Yanfang’s hero Fang Haohan is about to find a reason to explain why he went to Yijian Peak so much in the middle of the night, the taxi driver already asked the second question: "Go to the competition?"

"You already know?" Fang Yan asked, looking at the taxi brother in shock.

"Hey, I have sent two people over." The taxi driver said proudly. "Otherwise, this black light is blind, who wants to run there?"

"Are there many people going by?".

"Many. It is said that the Guanyin Tower below Yijian Peak is almost full of people."

"This kind of peerless game, most people go to see it, right?" Fang Yan said. I thought that it would be a big loss not to sell tickets in advance.

"Bah, what masters are there this year? Not two **** sticks who want to be famous for bragging? What Taiji master? What Dongyang swordsman? It is estimated that it is not as exciting as the "Wulin Feng" I watch every night- —”

Fang Yan touched his face. Fortunately, he didn't have any saliva. For the sake of relying on him to drive to find a way, Fang Yanqiang resisted the urge to kill.

Hero Fang understands Fang Yan's mood and whispers: "Uncle Master, I will drive."

"Shut up." Fang Yan said.

The taxi driver drove the car to the Guanyintai and refused to leave, saying: "A total of one hundred sixteen, plus the tip of fifty you said, a total of two hundred and one-buddy, do you want an invoice?

Fang Yan looked at the dense crowd of Guanyintai and said, "Master, can you walk up there? This is only halfway up the mountain."

"Oh buddy, it's not that I refused to leave. Look at what it looks like in front of you? I can't walk even if I want to go." The taxi driver complained.

Hero Fang paid for it, and a group of people got off and walked towards the peak of Yijianfeng.

"Melon Seed Peanut Beer Telescope——"

Hey, someone else has come here to do business. These businessmen are really pervasive.

Yijianfeng belongs to the untapped mountain range. It used to be the base camp of the Biao Che Party. Today, the mountain road is full of cars, and the Biaoche party has no chance to come and play. But they stopped the gorgeous sports car on the Guanyintai. Hey, the excitement and envy they received were even more proud than they won the 100-time drag racing championship.

The more the mountain road is, the more rugged it is, and finally there is no way to go. This is also the reason why most people stay at the Guanyintai, because climbing in the middle of the night is very dangerous. Accidentally rolling down, maybe even his life is gone.

Of course, such steep Fang Yan and Fang Hero Fang Haohan are not obstacles. They ran to the top of the peak at the fastest speed, watching a moon bud in the sky go away.

"It's so cold." Fang Haohan said. Uncle Xiao is so smart, he wore two coats in advance.

Fang hero did not speak. He stood tall on the top of the mountain, bathed in the cool breeze moonlight, as if he was about to usher in a life and death battle.

This sense of substitution is really wonderful!

Whoever wants to stand on the highest peak of the world, Xi Wu?

At this moment, a white figure rushed towards the mountain quickly.

His body is like a white ape, like a cheetah, like a born fairy. Without climbing with both hands, the feet have jumped up a few meters away. Those odd-shaped big stones barbed thorns did not bother him.

In a flash, Chiba Headquarters was already standing in front of Fang Yan.

"You are very punctual." Chiba Ministry said with a smile.

"This is the traditional virtue of our Chinese nation." Fang Yan said.

Chiba Military Department pointed to the crowd on the mountainside and said, "A lot of people have come--"

"It’s normal for a master like me to have three or five hundred fans. They all want to see me defeat you."

Chiba chubby chuckle~IndoMTL.com~ said: "Someone deliberately let the news out, they want you to die, be defeated under the watch of countless people, hope you are in disrepute-it seems that your popularity is not Generally poor."

A wise man like Chiba Corps can see the whole picture from a glance. Seeing the crowd below, you know that there is another group of people manipulating and pushing behind this battle. Moreover, it is a group of people who are very kind to each other.

Of course, Chiba Corps talked to Fang Yan about this topic before the war, naturally there was no good intentions.

"I like to beat you backhand when others want to see me defeated by you--" Fang Yan said with a smile. "We call this behavior-face-slap."

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