Ultimate Teacher Chapter 176: 、 Kung Fu is not to be cool and handsome!
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Chapter 176, Kung Fu is not to be cool and handsome!
Fang Haohan came out with scissors, and Hero Fang came out with stones. . Rock smashing scissors, Fang hero won the round of the game and the right to choose beauty.
His round, fat face was covered with smiles, and he walked in front of Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin in his most charming and charming image. Before he opened his mouth, the two little girls were very polite. He bent down and shouted, "Good uncle."
"Uncle ---- Uncle ----" Hero Fang's face is pale.
However, as a man, he must always maintain a gentlemanly manner. Maybe there will be another village in Liuminghuaming? Most importantly, do n’t the young girls like older uncles now? Uncle is very competitive.
So, Fang Yingqiang said to Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin with a smile on his face, "How are you two beautiful little girls."
Look, what a gentle and decent answer.
"Uncle, you look like Garfield." Yuan Lin said with a giggle.
o: o!
Garfield?
How did I become Garfield? Which one of me looks like Garfield? How could I be like a cat -----
Hang Fang is no longer in pain, but this time it is distressed.
"Yeah. It's so cute." Jiang Qin also echoed.
"Hahahahaha -----" Fang hero laughed, suddenly opened his eyes and mouth into an o-shape, sticking out his fat tongue. Put two hands on the ears of the two sides and draw the scissors hand gesture, saying: "I am Garfield, I am Garfield from Garfield ----"
Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin laughed back and forth, and tears flowed out.
Yuan Lin pointed to Hero Fang and said, "It's so cute ---- Uncle Fat is so cute ----"
"Yes, yeah, really like that fat cat. I really want to squeeze his face ----"
Pinch your face?
Hang Fang ’s eyes lighted up and moved to Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin step by step, shouting: "Master, squeeze my face quickly, squeeze my face ----- Pinch your face to unlock more skills. "
Plop!
Fang Yan kicked him a dog to eat **** from behind.
"Who kicked me?" When Hero Fang climbed hard from the ground, he saw Fang Yan's black face with black lines.
"Little Master Uncle ----" The angry look on Fang Hero's fat face immediately turned into a smiley face, and said flatly: "Your trick 'white snake flicking' has made you more and more advanced, I didn't kick at all The power of defense-good kicking, good kicking. "
"You idiot scum, our descendants of Fang Tai Chi, how can we do this kind of detrimental prestige? As a top warrior, we should have basic requirements for our image. Like loose, moving like wind, standing like a bronze bell-Hero Fang, tell me, what did you do? Are you worthy of the name of your heroes? "
Fang Haohan was wronged and said, "Uncle Xiao, I'm standing here doing nothing."
"Sorry, Shunzui." Fang Yan apologized to Fang Haohan. Then he focused the attack on the hero Fang and said, "You must wake up and wake up."
"Yes, Uncle Xiao." Fang hero replied with a low eyebrow.
Fang Yan sighed softly and turned to Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin who were behind him: "I do n’t want to be harsh on them, but I have to be strict. I have state laws and family rules, and since they are from Fang Shi Tai Chi, call me Uncle Shi again, I have to be responsible for their words and deeds-you may not know that our famous disciples are very strict in discipline. The martial arts and martial arts are indispensable. Only martial arts Without martial arts, it is difficult to get into the room. Only with martial arts without martial arts, the disciples would easily go out and do tricks ---- "
"We who are martial arts are like Iron Man Spiderman Batman in the city. If we stand upright, would n’t we become the villain in the movie? Think about it, if Spiderman harms the people, How much loss would that bring? Is there any hope for this country? "
Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin looked at Fang Yan with little stars, Qi claimed to praise and said, "Teacher Fang, you are so handsome."
Fang Yan waved his hands freely and said, "This has nothing to do with being handsome or not. This is our responsibility as a warrior--the greater the ability of a person, the greater the responsibility, this sentence I never dare to forget it. "
"Teacher Fang, you are a good man with a sense of responsibility." Yuan Lin said, grabbing Fang Yan's arm.
Jiang Qin pulled Yuan Lin away from Fang Yan and said, "You little nympho, you haven't explained to me why the number of Teacher Fang on my mobile phone can't be reached? What are you talking about? Hands and feet? "
Jiang Qin replaced Yuan Lin ’s position and grabbed Fang Yan ’s arm and said, “Mr. Fang, Yuan Xiaolin is too bad. She even changed your phone number on my mobile phone, making me unable to get through your phone. You Hurry up and teach her ----- "
Hang Fang and Fang Haohan looked at each other, and both felt deeply helpless and sad.
Is this really a cruel world that only looks at the face?
"I still think Ren Jin looks good." Fang Haohan said. "I don't like these little girls."
Hang Fang nodded and said, "Too thin."
Thinking about it, Hero Fang asked: "Is Uncle Shi the Iron Man Spiderman Batman?"
"He is Superman."
"Why?"
"They all like to tie their underwear on their chests, but they do n’t wear underwear at all."
Hang Fang patted Fang Haohan's shoulder and said with deep sympathy: "Without bottom pants, there is no bottom limit."
Bald came over and patted Fang Hero ’s shoulder and Fang Haohan ’s shoulder, saying nothing. Everything is silent.
Hero Fang took Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin into the house. Zhang Chen, a big man wearing a scarf, was busy working in the kitchen. When he saw Fang Yan coming in, he smiled and said: "Master, coffee chicken will be fine for a while. You first Sit with guests for a while ---- "
Fang Yan seriously corrected Zhang Chen ’s name and said, "Zhang Chen, how many times have I said that our brothers are symmetrical-I am better than your kung fu and higher than your cultivation, However, this is not the reason why I can become your master ---- "
"Master, I will definitely let you accept me as a disciple." Zhang Chen said persistently. "No matter one year or two years, no matter ten years or twenty years."
Fang Yan shook his head and said to Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin: "Too many of these tough guys want to rush over to learn from the teacher, if everyone agrees to me-how can I still work my favorite What is the romantic work of teaching and educating people? Look at writing and reading poetry, what a romantic thing? What do you kill? I am a person who advocates peace. I hate war. "
Hang Fang dares to anger without speaking. He was kicked by ‘Peace Messenger’ just now.
"Yeah yeah." Jiang Qin nodded his arms around Fang Yan's arm. "Teacher Fang will also give me tutorial language."
"That's right. Teacher Fang is a knowledgeable and gentle man. How can he be the kind of bastard?" Yuan Lin's little tail also praised. "But Mr. Fang's fighting posture is also very handsome."
"Is it?" Fang Yan's face was bright, and he quickly said with a serious face: "Learning martial arts is to strengthen the body and protect the country. If a martial artist wants to use martial arts to be cool and handsome in modern cities , Then I can conclude that this warrior will not accomplish anything ----- I often say this to my juniors. Fang hero Fang Haohan, do I often educate you this way? "
"------" Fang Hero and Fang Haohan no longer know how to express their feelings at this time.
They always thought they could be a teacher, but the longer they stayed with the younger teacher, the more they felt that he was a high mountain ----- there is no way to rely on the efforts of the day after tomorrow. This kind of thing is really about talent.
After a pause, Fang Yan said to Zhang Chen who was standing on the side: "I ’ll feed you a meal after eating."
"Thank you Master." Zhang Chen was overjoyed. Fang Yan agreed to give him a trick, that is tantamount to pointing him in disguise.
Fang Yan waved his hand and said, "Good [***]. Good [***]."
"Good Master." Zhang Chenqiang swallowed his smile and turned to concentrate on making coffee chicken.
Fang Yan sat down on the sofa in the living room and said, "Do n’t you both want to ask me a language question? While the meal is not ready, you take out the textbook. I will tell you something I do n’t understand. Talk. "
Fang Yan is a Chinese teacher, Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin are both students. He really wanted to help them improve their language performance. The junior middle school is also about to pass the mid-term exam. If they can help them solve several problems and improve their scores in the exam, then Fang Yan also feels that they have not made a trip.
"Really teach?" Jiang Qin said bitterly.
"Yeah? Or shall we learn after eating?" Yuan Lin also refused to learn.
"Learn now." Fang Yan said seriously. "You are students. The primary purpose of students is to learn. Don't think about other messy things."
Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin glanced at each other, and the mood was a bit low. There is something in Teacher Fang's words.
"Take out the Chinese textbook." Fang Yan said.
The two little girls were very unwilling to take the schoolbag down, and then rummage through it.
One second, two seconds, one minute, two minutes ----
What's even more strange is that the two women's blown skin shone on the breakable skin, and even fine beads of sweat appeared on the forehead.
Fang Yan looked at Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin who were about to put their heads in their schoolbags and asked, "What are you two doing? It's so hard to find a textbook? Is your schoolbag bottomless?"
"Teacher Fang -----" Jiang Qin's small face is about to cry anxiously. "I forgot to bring Chinese textbooks."
"Me too." Yuan Lin also blushed. "When school was over, I obviously put Chinese textbooks in my schoolbag, why didn't I see them?"
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