Ultimate Teacher Chapter 27: Uncle and uncle, you are really a monster!
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Chapter 27, Uncle and Uncle, you are such a monster!
The first game, Fang Yan vs Nongbo. .
Nongbo shakes first, and a dice shakes out five points, which is not a small number.
Nongbo glanced at Fang Yan proudly and said, "It's your turn."
Fang Yan took the dice cup and said, "It seems that I am going to lose."
Bang ----
Shake a few randomly, he gently covers the dice cup on the table.
"Six. Six. Six." Jiang Qin lying beside Fang Yan to cheer him up. The girl has a soft body and a sweet fragrance on her hair-it really challenges the weakness of men.
"You shouted, you helped me." Fang Yan said with a smile.
"Okay." Jiang Qin suddenly opened the dice cup, and then immediately cried in surprise. "Really six o'clock, really six o'clock. Why is it really six o'clock?"
"It's mainly your good shouting." Fang Yan said with a smile.
"Come again." Nongbo was not convinced.
In the second game, Nongbo shook out a four. The number is not high, but it is not low.
"You can win him by shaking one out of five points." Jiang Qin said to Fang Yan.
"Your mathematics is really good." Fang Yan praised.
"Of course." Jiang Qin's triumphant appearance doesn't care about other meanings in Fang Yan's words.
After pressing the dice cup and shaking it a few times, he said, "Since you want five points, let you uncover it."
"Okay, okay." Jiang Qin lifted the dice cup. Then she cried again in surprise: "Five o'clock, it's really five o'clock. Giggle, I'm so powerful, you all call me the king of gambling."
Nongbo drinks again.
"The third game." There was already anger in Nongbo's eyes. Losing two in a row made him embarrassed. He took the dice and shook it desperately for a while. He banged the dice cup on the table and shouted, "Six o'clock."
Unveiling the dice cup, it was really six o'clock.
"Brother Nong is good."
"Brother Nong, this time he won."
"That is, unless he also shakes out six o'clock."
The boys finally saw the hope of winning and cheered for Nongbo.
Fang Yan smiled, took the dice and shook a few, and said to Jiang Qin: "It's still up to you."
"Okay?" Jiang Qin said hesitantly. "What if I lose?"
"Drink if you lose." Fang Yan said. "It's not just a glass of beer. We should win two even, and we should only lose once to be fair."
"Then I really opened it?"
"On."
"Six." Jiang Qinjiao shouted, and opened the dice cup suddenly, then the whole person stood on the spot.
Six points, the six red dots are so dazzling.
"Let you lose, why did you open a six o'clock?" Fang Yan said reproachfully.
Jiang Qin ’s eyes were full of smiles, and he said, "I do n’t want it either. But my luck is so good, maybe because I am the goddess of luck, hahaha"
"Draw." Nongbo said disappointedly. "One more bet."
He took the dice and held it in his palm. After praying, he put the dice into the dice cup.
Wow la la ----
Shake for a long time, and then suddenly unveil: a little.
Nong Bo's eyes were dull, and the skin on his face kept twitching.
God, do n’t play me, okay?
Fang Yan glanced at Jiang Qin and said, "Little sister, I think you are very talented, should you learn gambling with me?"
Jiang Qinbai gave him a glance, and his tender young hand took the dice cup and shook it a few times. After it was uncovered, it was two points, which was just a little bigger than Nongpo.
Fang Yanyu looked at Jiang Qin seriously and said, "Won, you win, but you only win others. This is very insulting. Do you know? Be sure to be authentic. Have your school teacher never taught you It ’s too much. I ca n’t see it. ”
"------" Nongpo has the urge to vomit blood three liters.
Two other boys stepped forward to challenge Fang Yan, but no one could win. Fang Yan didn't drink a glass of wine.
"Uncle, are you cheating?" A boy stared at Fang Yan with dissatisfaction.
"That is, how can you always win?"
"It must be cheating."
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Fang Yan smiled and said, "I would like to gamble and lose. If you think I cheated and found evidence of my cheating, I will drink all the remaining wine in this room."
"------"
"Don't shake the dice anymore." Nong Bo said. "We play this less and don't have much experience with you. Wrench wrist, we want to wrench wrist with you."
"Not so good?" Fang Yan said.
"Why? Are you afraid?" Nong Bo said sarcastically. "You are older than us and have a few years more meal than us, which is a big advantage."
"I mean that. My advantage is so obvious--Is it not good to bully you?" Fang Yan turned to look at Jiang Qin and asked, "Will I try with them?"
"Defeat them." Jiang Qin waved his fist and said.
"I will try my best." Fang Yan said. "Everyone is a classmate if they say something that is unbeatable."
"------"
I do n’t know what happened. When I heard Fang Yan saying ‘I ’ll try my best’, many people at the scene felt the heart twitch and felt cold.
Nongbo carefully looked at Fang Yan ’s height, weight and measurements, and thought that it ’s impossible for everyone on his own to be Fang Yan ’s opponent. If everyone competes with him separately, it is his own loss.
"We both send one person to fight, and the loser drinks." Nongpo put forward a favorable condition for our own side.
Fang Yanxiao said, "This is not good? There are six or seven players on your side. I am the only one on my side-I can only send myself to play."
"What do you want?"
Fang Yan thought about it and said, "So. If I win, everyone on your side will drink three glasses of wine. If I lose, I drink six glasses alone."
Nongbo hesitated a little and nodded, saying, "No problem."
He turned and shouted loudly: "Little fat."
"Hey." A boy agreed with a buzz.
The chubby is not small, on the contrary, his size is still very large.
Jiang Qin felt awful when watching a guy like a hill sitting in front of Fang Yan.
"Nongbo, you are fooling." Jiang Qin said angrily. "The chubby is not our class."
"You can't participate in the competition if it's not our class?" Nong Bo said with a grin. "The chubby is our team."
"Don't compare with them." Jiang Qin said to Fang Yan. "The chubby is a famous Hercules in our school, and every time the school sports meet, the javelin and discus champion is none other than him."
"That's right." Fang Yan looked at Nongbo with a grudge, and said, "Don't you want me to drink the bar on purpose? It's too unreasonable to do this? I thought we were friends."
"Wish to gamble and lose. Who said this?" Nong Bo laughed. The other boys also had a sly expression of ‘piting you without consultation’.
"I said. The man would rather stand dead than kneel." Fang Yan said loudly. "I compare with him."
"I am the referee." Yuan Lin said positively. "I said to start, you two will start."
"I have no opinion." Fang Yan said.
"I have no opinion." Xiao Chuan admired Yuan Lin very much, seeing that she was willing to join in, her fat face flushed.
If you win this nasty guy in front of the goddess in your dream, then ----- in the mind of the goddess, your fat body is no longer fat, but power?
Actually, the chubby classmates really think too much. In the mind of the goddess, fat is always fat.
"Preparation." Yuan Lin shouted with a voice.
Fang Yan and Chubby held their hands together, with their elbows on the table.
"Start." Yuan Lin shouted loudly, his arms like a lotus root still waving hard.
Fang Yan doesn't move, and the chubby doesn't move.
"I said start ----" Yuan Lin reminded. What happened to these two people? Not at all cooperating. Everyone said it was started, and no one tried hard.
"It has already begun." Fang Yan said.
"Ah?" Everyone doesn't understand what is going on?
The two did n’t move. What did this start?
Soon, they discovered the clue.
The chubby fat face turns red, the chubby red face sweats, and the chubby sweaty face is covered with sweat. He gritted his teeth and gritted his teeth, his expression was grim, he exerted his strength to suckle ----
It ’s just that idiots can see it. The chubby has done his best, even the strength of drinking milk.
However, that guy was sitting there steadily without a blush and a heartbeat, just like a okay person.
Everyone looked at Fang Yan in shock. What is the origin of this guy? Why is it so powerful?
Poof ----
The chubby was too hard, and his fat stomach held his breath for too long. The drink he just drank splattered and splashed on the back of his own hand and Fang Yan's wrist.
"This kid ----" Fang Yan smiled. "Dare to use hidden devices."
Pouting ----
The audience laughed.
The chubby red face is even redder, and I ’m embarrassed to persevere. I said repeatedly: "I lost, I lost, I am not your opponent ----"
Fang Yansong hands, said: "Concession, almost let you secretly calculate."
"------" The chubby suffocated his face purple and rushed into the bathroom without looking back.
Jiang Qin gasped with a smile, pulled a tissue from the bag to help Fang Yan wipe the back of his hand, and said, "You are too bad ----- how are you so bad ----"
"Uncle, you are so cute. I really like to die you."
"That's too cute. I really want to squeeze your face."
"So thick-skinned, rare in life ----"
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Yuan Lin ’s beautiful big eyes looked at Fang Yan radiantly and said, "I also want to find an uncle like this ----"
Jiang Qin quickly hugged Fang Yan's arm and said, "Don't fight with me."
"------"
The dog blood plot of the two women competing for men is staged in front of them, and the boys are heartbroken.
In their hearts, Uncle has become the most annoying name and group.
Fang Yan stood up and said to everyone: "I am really not Jiang Qin ’s boyfriend, please stop bullying me -----"
The boys felt like they had another cut in their chest.
Mommy, when you talk, you have to touch your chest to be a man. You must rely on your conscience. Who is bullying?
Drinking and drinking wo n’t drunk you, you wo n’t win if you roll the dice, you wo n’t fall down with your wrench wrist ----- you are so old, let ’s die once?
Uncle and uncle, you are such a monster!
(ps: poorly written, make everyone laugh cheaply!)