Ultimate Teacher Chapter 276: Come on, I will help you get up!
Chapter 276, Come, I will help you up!
All are deceiving on TV!
This is Fang Yan's profound experience.
When watching TV before, when the actor turned into a Super Saiyan, he shouted with his fists in both hands, shaking his body and shaking his coat and pants. There is only one **** and **** boxer briefs all over the body.
In fact, it's not the same thing at all. You think, did you give your underwear a crack when you tried to shake off your pants? If the underwear is not cracked, how can the body air burst the clothes outside the underwear?
I’ve only heard of playing cows in the mountains, but haven’t heard of playing pants in the underwear?
So, you can shake off your coat alone, but it is unrealistic to want to shake off your pants and keep your bottoms alone.
Fang Yan is also doing this kind of thing for the first time, without much experience, so the price he paid is heavy.
Obviously, the audience on the Guanyin Observatory could not see the fighting situation on the top of the mountain. Even with a telescope, they could only occasionally see one or two figures. When Fang Yan and Chiba Headquarters were fighting, they would not deliberately run to the cliff to give them a few more glances. How can a guy who has not bought a ticket enjoy such VIP benefits?
However, Fang Yan and Chiba Corps were fighting naked on the edge of the mountain, which made the guys who watched anxiously with the telescope.
A fat man with a cigarette in his mouth widened his eyes and raised his binoculars and said, "I'm leaning, it's too **** fierce, and even my clothes were knocked off-----"
The senior rotten girl around snatched the fat boyfriend’s binoculars, raised it and looked at the valley, the excited body began to shake: "I really lost my clothes, I really lost my clothes. ----The one at the back took off his pants, and I saw his buttocks-----Good figure, do you say that they both have one leg? I feel so excited when I get up----"
Even more direct women waved their fists and shouted: "Together together-----"
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How many years later, Hero Fang told his son Fang Yan, the king of Taiji, and the Toyo Sword God Chiba Headquarters, this war will still be described in a heavy hoarse voice: the pain of the fight, you Grandpa Master's clothes are all gone-----
However, when you say this sentence, can you not express your face so insignificantly and smile so? Do you bring bad associations to children?
Otherwise, why did your fat son anxiously ask the grandfather of the master and the Eastern Sword God whether they had a happy life together in the end after you told this story. Your son becomes like this. Is your dad taking full responsibility?
Of course, at this time, Fang Yan couldn't care about how much trouble his life would bring to his ass.
He is working hard, strenuously, fiercely, and endlessly to bomb the Chiba headquarters.
Pap!
The body of Chiba Corps rises rapidly, leveraging a little bit on a raised boulder, the man jumped up to the top of the mountain.
Fang Yan also jumped up to the sky with a super hot hot-wheeled posture on his toes, when he saw Ye Genrou, Phoenix, Chiba Kaoru, and countless people in the dark staring at his lower body. When he couldn't help but bow his head ----
Damn, it’s so embarrassing!
There was a reaction!
Fang Yan has made dozens of catties for himself in succession, and together they have produced tens of thousands of catties. This has pressed his body down with a thunderbolt.
So, in the eyes of everyone at the top of the mountain, the picture looks like this: naked Fang Yan is like a monkey jumping from the valley, and naked Fang Yan is jumping like a monkey from the valley-----
Hero Fang looked up at the starry sky and sighed softly, "Uncle Xiaoshi is not good for women, is Fang's family going to end?"
Fang Haohan nervously covered his buttocks and said, "Uncle Master peeked at me for a bath----"
"Uncle Xiao took me to Shihezi Reservoir to touch the crayfish, and deceived me to take off my clothes-at that time I was young and I didn't have the awareness of prevention."
Hang Fang and Fang Haohan looked at each other. They saw despair and sorrow in each other's eyes. Their virgin body had already been defiled, and they could no longer be an innocent and beautiful man.
When Fang Yan jumped up again, a skirt was already wrapped around his waist. It was his pants that shook Ye Jian and was transformed into this look by his clever move.
Of course, because he used too much gas when he took off his pants, and his clothes had become pieces, his skirt looked like a fringed rag, full of passion and exoticism.
When Fang Yan punched at Chiba Headquarters, his skirt would be raised high, exposing his **** and fat buttocks.
When Fang Yan rushed to the Chiba headquarters quickly, his skirt would be blown up by the wind, exposing his **** straight black hair thighs.
When Fang Yan kicked at Chiba Headquarters, his skirt was also lifted by the roaring night breeze, revealing ---- I'm leaning, but still reacted.
Every attack represents another passing light. This picture is so beautiful that many people dare not look at it more.
Of course, Fang Yan's sacrifice is also effective.
Boom----
He punched out Chiba headquarters with a punch.
Pap!
He spit blood shot by Chiba's headquarters.
Boom-----
He was kicked into the crotch by Chiba Corps.
Fang Yan was sore with breath, this old guy had planned for so long for this blow?
When Chiba Corps was knocked down by Fang Yan again and hit his body heavily on the big stone, he completely lost the fighting interest and motivation.
His body leaned on the stone and looked at Fang Yan who was standing in front of him and said, "You won this battle."
"I know." Fang Yan nodded. "Can you stand up and let's fight a little longer? Ten minutes? Five minutes will do. Or three minutes? You believe me, my speed is fast. Come, I will help you get up------"
Chiba’s eyes looked at Fang Yan with puzzled eyes and said, "You have won. I admit defeat in public. Your name will spread throughout China and Toyo, and even the entire Asian martial arts world. Want to fight again?"
Fang Yan couldn’t be angry and said, “I don’t want to fight, can I do it if I don’t? You lie here and don’t move. How can I slap you to death? If you get up, let’s fight again. One punch, and then I broke your head with one punch-----"
Chiba Military Department smiled silently and said, "Do you want to kill me?"
"This is not nonsense." Fang Yan scolded. "Look, I am young and promising to learn the five cars and I want to kill me to solve a horrible and dangerous opponent for you Orientals. After you have lived for so many years, you should eat everything you eat and drink and drink and play. Bastards are not counted, there are two children-you can let me slap and shoot dead?"
"You are better than me at this point," Chiba said. "I want to kill you, and I have shown murderousness from the beginning. You want to kill me, until now there has been a little murderous leak."
"The bullshit's murderous leaks. At first, I just wanted to save my life? I wanted to defeat you after I saved my life. Okay? After I defeated you, I wanted to get rid of you, okay? I wanted to kill me from the beginning, but I experienced a complicated mental process and emotional changes-you don’t understand, anyway, you must stand up now and let me shoot you to death."
Chiba Hiroshi laughed endlessly, his voice exasperated, and his laughter was breathless.
He coughed violently while covering his chest, and bright red blood overflowed from the corner of his mouth. His internal organs had been injured by Fang Yan, and his body was extremely damaged.
Fang Yan had lost his fighting spirit just now when he was beaten down by Fang Yan. The reason why he still struggled with Fang Yan for a long time was because of his dissatisfaction. He was not reconciled, so he was defeated by a Chinese young man.
That is to say, his journey to conquer China came here.
He just took a step and was cut off the foot that was taken. This kind of experience makes people feel very sad and extremely sad.
"I understand. I understand." Chiba's tears of laughter came out. He looked at Fang Yan and said: "You are such an interesting person, only such talents can understand the true martial arts-- - Martial arts are humane, as long as people live with spirit, martial arts can reach its peak."
"I didn’t understand until now that I knew where my biggest flaw was. I was fully aware of the sword, and I didn’t ask about the world, but it was also equivalent to closing the gates of myself and the world. Only by entering the world can I understand the world. Only by understanding this world can you feel the seven passions and six desires of the sword. My passion is not lacking in spiciness and lightness, but it lacks a sense of humanity alone. It’s not wrong, it’s not wrong."
Where did this old guy lie and chatter for a long time~IndoMTL.com~ Fang Yan is not happy to listen anymore.
He stood in front of Chiba Corps with his upper body and thighs naked, and said impatiently: "Can't you get up? Don't think you can't kill you like this, I'm so cruel No evildoers-I don’t believe you go out and inquire, and mentioning my name will stop children from crying at night."
Oh!
As soon as Chiba’s finger flicked, a small stone flew towards Fang Yan’s crotch.
Pap!
The sound of a broken cloth came, and the small skirt around Fang Huohuo's waist came out and was blown away by the wind.
Fang Yan stood in stunned for a few seconds, cracked his mouth and smiled.
"This is your first hands-----"
Fang Yan rushed up with bare buttocks, punched and kicked at the Chiba Military Headquarters lying on the ground, pierced the cloud palm, clouded the cloud fist, the monkey picked the peach and black tiger, and the heart and the beast turned over 360 degrees. Tokyo Tower -----