Ultimate Teacher Chapter 339: 、Bleeding nose!

Chapter 339 The nose is bleeding!

The gray sky, the white ground, the birds flew away, and only a few feathers are traces of their existence.

The bird flew away, so today’s lunch is gone.

Looking at Li Xiaotian and Zhu Zidan's regretful expression on their faces, Fang Yan felt full of sympathy for them and said aloud: "I've said this long ago-this is a very inhuman thing. Little What's so delicious about a bird? There are no two or two meats on the skinny little ones. If we want to eat, let's go to the mountains to fight pheasants and rabbits. , How much meat is full, how good is it?"

Li Xiaotian and Zhu Zidan were all trembling with anger, if Ye Wenrou stood beside them and they knew they could not beat her, they had long thrown the black leather gloves on their hands and dueled with Fang Yan.

When did you say that this is a very inhuman thing?

Isn’t you the most eager to say that you want to go bird hunting? Every time you are the commander-in-chief of the operation, we are all your soldiers running errands, okay?

What's so delicious about birds? Who is feeling good after having just eaten and pulling us out to fight birds?

Speaking must touch your conscience!

Hearing Fang Yan talk about the pheasant hare, Ye Wenrou’s eyes became bright again, and said, "Fight the hare?"

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Everyone looked carefully at Ye Wenrou, afraid she would make any other demands.

Li Xiaotian can not talk, but Fang Yan can't help but answer. After all, Ye Wenrou was the guest he invited.

He looked at Ye Wenrou with a smile and said, "Yeah. After the snow, there are many pheasants and hares coming out of the mountain. The snow is too deep. They are not as flexible as before, especially the short legs of the rabbit, and they are trapped in the snow cave. I can’t jump out, I’m sure I’m going to make a dash—we didn’t go up the mountain to catch it before. After we caught it, we made dry chicken or dry rabbits, more ingredients and peppers, a bite of wine and a piece of meat, and we ate sweaty. ."

"Can you catch it now?" Ye Wenrou asked aloud, pretending not to see the painful expression of Li Xiaotian and Zhu Zidan.

Fang Yan looked at Li Xiaotian and Zhu Zidan with a human touch, and said, "Should it be okay?"

Ye Wen Rou's little hand waved and said straightforwardly: "Go to the hare."

So, the faces of Li Xiaotian and Zhu Zidan were even more miserable.

Li Xiaotian took Fang Yan’s arm to the side and whispered: "Brother, you can do it and let us go-you go pick up girls, what is it that we follow? Besides, we will catch it later After the pheasant and hare, Miss Ye’s heart was soft, and let us put all the wild things, what should we eat? I ate two birds all day and I was so hungry that you were so frustrated. Back-you guys play, shall we go back first?"

"I want to let you go, but you also saw that this matter is not my own decision." Fang Yan couldn't help but smile wryly. "But I can assure you that the pheasant and hare that I caught later will not let her go. If she dares to do this kind of thing again, I will pump her with big ears-it's a god? "

Li Xiaotian stared at Fang Yan with a contemptuous face, and said, "That would have to be done by you too-you are all beaten by her. Who dares to believe you if you say that?"

"That was before, now she is not my opponent at all. I was in a bad mood to pull her out for a fight and she wouldn't dare to fight back-hurry up, let the brothers prepare to prepare, give this no see The little girl who passed the world looks at the fighting strength of our Yanziwu'men's team'."

The American men’s team is the name of the birding team led by Fang Yan. At that time, there was an idol drama called “Meteor Garden”. They got inspiration from this drama, so they took such a name. .

Originally, I wanted to learn the f4 combination of others. They are called f11, but there are more and more friends joining in the back, and f11 cannot be f12 tomorrow. That inconvenience spread reputation.

It doesn’t matter if you don’t change your name. The eleven people who joined in the front are beautiful men, but the ones who joined behind are not beautiful men. Not conducive to organizational unity.

"I really can't let it go this time." Li Xiaotian said uncomfortably. There is no sense of team honor.

"Do not let go."

"Then let's go." Li Xiaotian said with fate: "I hope this is not a busy day."

Ruan Jing, who was sent back by Fang Yan to take the lotus leaf hot sauce, came back excitedly, holding up the big bag in his hand, and said, "I brought all the things you asked for, bird?"

Fang Yan glanced at him and said embarrassedly: "Ruan Jing----that, please go back and get a pot."

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One rabbit and one chicken, cut into pieces and stir fried in a large pot. Add spices and a handful of red peppers, sprinkle with **** shreds and scallions. When the broth in the pot bubbles, lift the lid and stretch out the chopsticks to eat.

Hot and spicy, let's go to a big bite of the knife made by Yanziwu small workshop, the taste will not change for a fairy.

When men meet beautiful women, they always want to get drunk, and Li Xiaotian and Zhu Zidan are no exception.

As a result, Ye Wenrou’s eyes became brighter and brighter, and Li Xiaotian and Zhu Zidan became more silly.

Fang Yan was too lazy to remind them that he just ate a large amount of meat and drank a small drink. When he was full, Li Xiaotian and Zhu Zidan had already fallen asleep in the snow nest.

Ruan Jing looked at Ye Wenrou with a surprised expression, as if he had seen a ghost.

Hey mother, he went back and brought a bucket of bulk-burning knives, and now the wine barrel is empty. Li Xiaotian and Zhu Zidan drank ten kilos of them, and Ye Wenrou drank four or five kilos.

Does this woman's wine volume have a bottom?

"You" Ruan Jing looked at Fang Yan and said, "Why don't you remind me?"

"I reminded." Fang Yan said aggrievedly.

"How did you remind?"

"I didn't dare to drink with her." Fang Yan said. "If you don't die, you won't die."

Poof

Ruan Jing also spit on the ground. I don't know if it was because I drank too much or I was exhaled by Fang Yan. Originally he also followed Zhu Zidan and they wanted to use wheels to fight down Ye Wenrou. When he found out that the situation was not right, he hurriedly stopped his hand, so he only ended up half dead.

Hand the few drunks to Ruan Jing to take care of them. Fang Yan accompanied Ye Wenrou towards the village. "Did you play like this before?" Ye Wenrou asked.

"Yes." Fang Yan nodded. "There are so many games. You only see the tip of the iceberg today."

"It seems ---- your previous life is not bad?" Ye Wenrou said with emotion. Compared with Fang Yan, her childhood - really nothing to say.

"It's okay. Before I met you ---" Fang Yan realized that he had said something wrong, and quickly changed the subject, saying: "Today's game is not bad? If we want to eat, we can come over at any time." "

"It tastes good." Ye Wenrou nodded. "Before you met me ---after you met me?"

"Before I met you, life was very happy. After I met you, life was very fulfilling." Fang Yan said seriously. "Fulfillment is a realm higher than happiness. Life can't always be silly, but fulfillment makes people's lives complete."

"Do you really think so?" Ye Wenrou asked Fang Yan with a squint. She didn't believe Fang Yan's nonsense.

"Of course." Fang Yan nodded very seriously. "If I didn't meet you, could I have The Heart of Tai Chi? Li Xiaotian and Zhu Zidan, why didn't they?"

Ye Wenrou wanted to hit someone again, Shen Sheng said: "That's because they didn't practice Tai Chi----"

"So I said that they would never have The Heart of Tai Chi in their lifetime." Fang Yan said with a smile. "If I didn't have The Heart of Tai Chi, how could I fight the Chiba War Department? How could I become the motivational object that every parent chooses when educating their children? How could I become the **** idol in the minds of countless boys and girls in Yanziwu?" >

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When Fang Yan was bragging about himself, he met Bai Xiu and Phoenix who walked together to enjoy the snow.

Bai Xiu and Phoenix walked from the opposite bank of the Shihe River. Bai Xiu still wore a white robe. The difference is that today he wore black cloth shoes instead of running barefoot in the snow like he did last time. Phoenix is ​​wearing a purple trench coat, wearing high-heeled leather boots and a plush hat on his head. He is arrogant and glamorous and looks attentively dressed.

Bai Xiu didn't know what to say, Phoenix giggled and looked very happy.

Four eyes stopped, and all four of them stopped.

Phoenix looked at Fang Yan, but Bai Xiu's eyes looked at Ye Genou thoughtfully.

"You guys are-dating?" Phoenix asked Fang Yan while looking at him.

"Guess what?" Fang Yan said. He dared not say yes or no, and had to perfunctory in this way of asking questions.

After all, you can't express yourself in front of your first love.

Phoenix looked up and down at Fang Yan, and looked at Ye Wenrou again, and said with a smile: "I guess not."

"Why not?"

"Not why." Phoenix said. "It just feels--it feels like you are not a couple."

"Haha----" Fang Yan sneered. He reached out to hug Ye Gen's waist and said, "Do I need to prove anything to you?"

Such bridges often appear in TV series that Fang Yan has watched. In order to retaliate his ex-boyfriend, the heroine brings a man who is better or more affectionate than the ex-boyfriend to the party. My ex-boyfriend will sneer at the heroine’s behavior and say not to deceive me with such inferior means. I’m not going to be fooled. You have nothing to do with you at all. You bring him to just make me angry, right? So the heroine In a rage, he rushed up and kissed or kissed the protagonist ----

Of course, the protagonist's kisses are generally the male number one in that drama.

Fang Yan feels that she is the heroine~IndoMTL.com~ she accidentally met her first love lover, so she wanted to use another woman to prove that you don’t want me, I have others, and the person who wants me now is better than you Better than you, more beautiful than you, brutal and violent----

"Do I need to prove anything to you?" Fang Yan said.

When he was talking, his hands also clasped Ye Wen's waist up as expected.

I have to say that Ye Genrou's waist is thin. Of course, she was thin and her waist was naturally not fat.

The most important thing is that the feel is very good, there is no extra fat, and there is only a pile of bones that will not collapse.

Oil-lubricating, soft and tender ----

Among the women she has touched, she can be ranked in the top three. Of course, Fang Yan never touched three women in total.

Hey, why is my nose bleeding? rg

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