Ultimate Teacher Chapter 7: 、 Teachers fight rogues, whoever wins is the strongest!
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Chapter VII. Teachers fight rogues, whoever wins is the strongest!
So handsome!
Handsome bubbles!
This is the thought of all class 9 students.
Before that, no one thought about it. The ancient knowledge that was boring and boring for them had such a chic and spectacular form of presentation.
This is the Chinese culture they abandoned as dross?
Is this an antique they do n’t want to mention or see?
"If you can do the same thing, how many girls must be soaked?" Many boys thought secretly.
Thinking of the beautiful and silvery future, their eyes looking at Fang Yan are full of deep love.
"What a good teacher." They thought to themselves. "The school really takes care of them."
Huang Ranran ’s eyes were also red. He took off his glasses again, wiped the corners of his eyes with glasses cloth, then put on his glasses, walked out of the seat to the middle of the aisle, bowed deeply to Fang Yan, and said, "Mr. , I lost. I was convinced to lose it orally. "
Fang Yan looked at him with a smile and said, "It's too early to admit defeat now?"
To be honest, if Huang Haoran had other problems, or recite another ancient essay, Fang Yan was really not sure if he could memorize it.
However, what he asked for was the Daodejing.
Fang Yan was born in a family of Tai Chi. His old school father did not practice martial arts himself, but placed his family martial arts resurgence expectations on his baby son. Fang Yan also worked extremely hard, but --- but he met Ye Wenrou's freak that the Ye family had never encountered in a hundred years.
So, he can only defeat a hundred battles but loses all battles.
She broke his front teeth and broke his hair. He lay on the floor and cried and called his mother-Fang Yan could hardly imagine how she would devastate herself this year. .
Fang Yixing not only forced him to practice martial arts, but also forced him to complete both martial arts and martial arts. He has been reading books under the guidance of his father since he was a child, and the Daode Jing which is known as the highest classic of Taoism is Fang Yan's enlightenment.
In order to perceive all things and promote the Taiji realm, Fang Yan said that he was watching the night and thinking, dissecting word by word.
So, when he heard that Huang Haoran ’s third question turned out to be recitation of the Tao Te Ching, he really had the urge to laugh three times.
The impulse was impulsive, but instead of laughing three times, he made a rant out of reciting the Tao Te Ching.
Performance is perfect, and the effect is amazing. Seeing their fanatical eyes, Fang Yan secretly praised himself thirty-two.
Huang Haoran looked at Fang Yan doubtfully, not understanding what he said.
"We said that you tested me three questions, and I also tested you three." Fang Yan reminded. "Don't you forget it already?"
"Teacher, don't need to take the exam? Huang Haoran can't beat you." There were lively girls shouting.
"That's right, I always thought that Huang Haoran was a school bully, and now I found out that Teacher Fang was the tyrant in the school bully." The naughty boy said that Huang Haoran was no longer Fang Yan's opponent.
"Teacher Fang, do you have a girlfriend?" Is this the rhythm of the attack?
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When Xu Ying asked Fang Yan if he had a girlfriend, all the students in the class laughed out loud.
Xu Ying is a cute girl with a goose egg face. After asking this question, she was too shameful. But seeing all the classmates laughing at her, she rolled her eyes angrily and said, "I like Teacher Fang, what's wrong? You don't like it, but don't allow me to grab it."
"We don't rob, we don't like men." Some boys said deliberately.
Fang Yan's heart is also comfortable and comfortable when they look like they are smiling.
This is the taste of youth, this is the breath of freedom, this is the carefree life.
It's really good to be a teacher!
Not beaten, good is not good!
Wait for a while, Fang Yan looked at Huang Haoran and said, "Being a man must have a beginning and an end, what do you think? At the last minute, how do you know you will lose?"
Huang Haoran understood the meaning of Fang Yan, and said with a straight face: "I am willing to accept Teacher Fang's assessment."
Fang Yan nodded with satisfaction, said: "The first question, other students can also answer. Every time you successfully answer a question, I will give you one more point during the exam-the moonlight in front of the window is Li Bai ’s famous saying, what does “bed” mean? "
"The fence of Inoue." While other students were still thinking, Huang Haoran had already given the answer, and it was indeed extraordinary to learn the hegemony.
"A thousand years of Ciyuan, a show of love, and a daughter flower blooming. Which sentence is this talented girl in history?"
"Li Qingzhao." a chubby girl replied loudly. Because I was too anxious, my voice became a little sharp. She flushed, looking at Fang Yan and said, "I like Li Qingzhao the most."
"What's your name?" Fang Yan asked in front of the girl, looking at her.
"Wang Fang."
"Congratulations Wang Fang, you got it right. I will add a point to your test paper during the next exam."
"Thank you Teacher Fang." Wang Fang said happily.
Seeing that Wang Fang could have such an intimate conversation with the new teacher Fang, other girls were envious. Everyone made a determination in their hearts, and the next question must be answered successfully.
I do n’t know if it was intentional or unintentional. Fang Yan's move mobilized the students' active surnames at once, and let everyone follow his thoughts.
This is a necessary quality for a good teacher, or the ability to control the field.
"The third and final question." Fang Yan scanned the audience and said, "Who can memorize the complete" Discipline Regulations? "
No one answered.
Fang Yan looked at Huang Haoran and asked, "Will you?"
"Yes."
"Why not memorize?"
"Because -----" Huang Haoran hesitated for a while, and said, "I will only carry it on my back."
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Fang Yan is really crying and laughing. Because you recite the Tao Te Ching upside down, you must also recite the Disciple Rules?
"Back." Fang Yan said in a commanded tone.
Huang Haoran nodded his agreement and apologized: "Disciple rules, saint training. First filial brother, second letter -----"
When Huang Haoran finished his back, Fang Yan applauded and said, "Yes, the back is very good. Only a few words are wrong, the order of the two sentences is reversed. Knowledge is not magic, you must play tricks. Is it okay? At your current age and current education stage, you can be proud of this step. "
"Thank you teacher." Huang Haoran said happily.
"Prove that you can graduate from elementary school." Fang Yan said.
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Huang Haoran's face was purplish red and he wanted to die.
After listening, other students wanted to die and die. Huang Haoran graduated from elementary school. What is their degree? Kindergarten?
"You are not convinced?" Fang Yan looked at their expressions with a smile and said, "Actually," Discipline Regulations "were indeed children's enlightenment books before. Don't you deny this?"
"Mr. Fang, do n’t blame us. Now the school lets us recite this one all the time, and never let us recite the" Discipline Rules ". Besides, we do n’t take exams, and it ’s useless for us to recite. "
"Indeed, this cannot blame you." Fang Yan agreed with the student. "The exam is not tested, so you do n’t recite it. However, this does not mean that the" Discipline Regulations "are useless. Our ancestors used to say that Zheng Xin is self-cultivating, Qi Jia Zhi Guo Ping Tian ----- Xing Zheng Xin raises his family name, Only then is it eligible to go to the world. Now people start to go down to the ordinary day, but the cultivation of the surname is delayed. The "Discipline Regulations" is for us to raise the surname in the heart, read it, think about it, Endless use. "
"But it does n’t matter. From today, I will take you to appreciate the five thousand years of Chinese classics in China, and be familiar with the legendary characters in history. Drinking wine, knowing heroes, watching beautiful people, and admiring all of us. People are friends. Whether he is Li Bai or Du Fu, whether he is Song Shishi or Liu Rushi. "
"Teacher, Teacher Song and Liu Ru are all women in memory."
"Who said it?" Fang Yan turned angrily and stared at the boy with pimples on his face. "They are famous actors, would this expression be more elegant?"
Fang Yan sat on the desk of a classmate with a buttocks, with a heart-pressing look, and said, "I really envy your luck if I say something out of my heart. A man like me is a teacher --- --- Don't laugh, let's go to class. "
"Hahaha ------"
Everyone laughs more.
This teacher is so funny!
哐 ------
The back door of the classroom was knocked open, and three students rushed in.
"Stop." Fang Yan shouted.
Kong Guodong looked at Fang Yan on the podium dizzyingly and asked, "Who can tell me who this buddy is? Look at some people."
"Fang Yan. Fang Fangzheng's square, up and down two fire flames." Fang Yan replied himself. "The language teacher in this class."
"Oh. It was Teacher Fang." Kong Guodong gave a wine hiccup, waved at Fang Yan, and said, "Mr. Fang, ask you to drink someday."
Fang Yan smelled the strong smell of wine in the classroom and frowned and said, "The three of you will go out to me. When the wine wakes up, and when will it come back to class."
Click ------
Kong Guodong kicked the chair in front of him at a glance, pointing at Fang Yan and cursing: "The surname is Fang, you do n’t know how to lift it. When the uncle is happy, you are the teacher Fang. When the uncle is upset, you are A **** ------ "
"Hahaha, **** ----" Kong Guodong's two classmates Li Yang and Chen Tao laughed and echoed.
Fang Yan's eyes were slightly cold, and the smile on his face became cold.
It's time to hit the scene.
According to the rules of the rivers and lakes, both sides should send masters and apply their skills, and the winner is king.
Fang Yan decided to send himself to play.