Ultimate Teacher Chapter 713: Do not shed tears, you will laugh!
Chapter 713: You can't cry, you can't laugh!
Suffocate and then deflate, tightening and loosening again and again, is the way of Tai Chi.
After venting her breath, Fang Yan immediately felt refreshed and thoughtful, and even sitting on the opposite side of the summer, which was originally bright and beautiful, became more than ten times or dozens of times better than before.
Even, when he saw a layer of gray coffee juice hanging on An Teng's face, Fang Yan still felt that he was a little cute and wanted to treat him ----
"Ah"
The girl next to An Teng exclaimed.
I don’t know whether it’s because she reacted half a beat slow, or if she needs time to think about whether to shout ‘ah’ or shout ‘ah’-anyway, Fang Yan feels that her shouting rhythm is very unprofessional. It’s like someone slapping you, you should immediately shout ‘ah’ ‘ah’, this is the right time. After someone slaps in the past, you only uttered in the past three hours, isn’t that a problem in your mind?
It is for this reason that Fang Yan began to dislike this girl too much. Although her beautiful appearance is still in line with Fang Yan's aesthetics, he feels that the other party's acting skills are too exaggerated.
However, the effect is achieved after all.
Know that most people who go to the Palace Hotel for afternoon tea are ladies or pretend to be ladies. When they eat pastries, they taste them in small sips, when they chew, they are fine and silent, when they talk, if you don’t lean your ears, you can’t hear what they are saying ---
The girl screamed and immediately broke the quiet and elegant environment of the Palace Hotel.
It's like a murderous howl, everyone's eyes are attracted.
The coffee is poured onto Itanian’s face in slices, and then begins to dilute and spread downward. Those gray juice droplets splashed on Itanium's face, neck, clothes----
It also slipped into Itan's mouth, which made Fang Yan's stomach tumbling and nausea.
He has already drunk half of that cup of coffee. Is this considered indirect kissing?
After the girl shouted, she finally reflected what she should do.
She turned the handkerchief out of her pocket, and then quickly wiped the coffee on Itanian's face with the handkerchief---
An Teng grabbed the handkerchief in her hand and wiped two handily on her face. Her eyes were blood red, her teeth were staring at Fang Yan, and she shouted: "Fang Yan, don’t cheat too much"
"Who the **** is it?" Fang Yan pushed away from the sofa seat under his **** and stood up, looking at Itan with a serious expression: "Itan, I don’t know if you really don’t know or if you don’t. I know you go back and ask, ask your parents, ask your uncles and uncles, or ask the old man in your family-you ask them, do they deceive people too much?"
"I don't have to go back and ask them, I can see it now-all people with eyes can see it -" An Teng pointed to his embarrassed face, shouted: " Fang Yan, how badly do you do this kind of thing? Your behavior-it's just a way for shrews to fight and scold the streets. No wonder they haven't been able to get on the table, no wonder their family has never wanted my sister to be with you, The fundamental reason is because you don’t deserve my sister ---- you, a rustic wild dog, thought you could rush to Yanjing by shaking your tail, and stand firm at the foot of this imperial city ---- I tell you , You dream."
Fang Yan looked at Itanian like an idiot, pointed to his own feet, and said, "I am now standing firm at the foot of the Imperial City. Am I dreaming now?"
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"It's that simple thing-standing with your feet firmly on the ground here is a very difficult thing for you? Need to shake your tail to someone?"
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"Anton, do you know what you disliked me the most?"
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"I don’t hate your fake high, nor the pride in your bones, let alone your first appearance of Laozi in the world-this is really annoying. The one thing I hate most is that you are here Standing in front of me at the moment," Fang Yan pointed to the crowd looking around them, saying, "Do you know what they were talking about just now? They are talking about why I will force Xixifu to make a general order Removal from the family, they are talking about why Qin Yitian's kind girl will like me who my opponent is? It is the general order, it is the whole general."
Fang Yan glanced at Itanian disdainfully and said, "I am the focus of the crowd, and the object of discussion among the entire Yanjing people-in the end, you ran over to challenge and find fault. What do you mean? ?Want to rub my name to be famous? Want to step on my own position? Do you think you do this and others think you are also qualified to be my opponent? I can pour coffee on your face----you can pour on me Coffee?"
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An Teng gasped, breathing like a cow, black pupils deepened, and white eyes turned red.
His eyes appear a pathological blood red, like a bloodthirsty wolf, crazy dog----
After listening to Fang Yan's words, he turned and ran towards a table. After grabbing a lady's coffee, he wanted to pour it on Fang Yan's face----
Fang Yan is quick-witted and pushes Itanium’s young girlfriend in front of herself as a sword shield, and sarcastically says, “Splash. You have the ability to splash”
"You are such a mediocre" Itanium feels that her bladder will be blown up by Fang Yan. He carried that hot cup of coffee around Fang Yan, and wanted to use this cup of coffee to splash his face----
However, when he circled, Fang Yan pulled the girl and circled, saying, "You splash, you have my ability and splash my face----"
No matter how Itanium goes round and round, it is always the miserable pale face of his little girlfriend that stops in front of him.
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The bystanders were all stunned by this scene.
They thought they would see a wonderful show, but no one thought that this good show is such a kid's play.
"I can't believe my eyes," a young girl in a little red dress said to her companion.
"That guy ---- the guy who dragged the woman as a shield, is it really Fang Yan who forced the general's order?"
"Aren’t they playing with each other? Quickly see if there are any cameras in the vicinity----It must be filming----"
Sorry for the summer.
When Fang Yan just said she had something to leave early, she should not hesitate to hurry up with the bag
"How can I be friends with such a guy?" summer wailed thoughtfully.
Her head is drooping and her long hair is scattered, as far as possible not to look at anyone's eyes-she can't afford to lose this person.
"Are you splashing me?" Fang Yan said proudly. "Can't you splash it?"
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Itanium raised the coffee cup in his hand several times, but his little girlfriend exclaimed, ‘don’t itan’, so Itanium couldn’t splash down
This place is so joyous and unscrupulous, the hotel staff finally can't stand it anymore.
The security man at the door ran over with the Yingbin girl, and the little Yingbin persuaded to An Teng: "Sir, please put down the coffee cup and say something----"
The security staff greeted Fang Yan and said, "Sir, please let go of this lady----you are an illegal act. If you don’t let anyone go, we will call the police----"
Fang Yan pointed to Itanium and said, "He will pour me with coffee."
"Sir, I assure you"
Slap----
When Itanium evaded the welcome grab, the coffee in his hand spilled out, and the whole cup of coffee even hit the security guard’s chest with the cup----
The security staff froze for a moment, then made a scream of ‘ah’—the coffee was too hot.
Fang Yan sighed softly, looked at the security personnel who had been traumatized, and said, "Look, you can't guarantee anything----"
An Teng looked at the security staff who was screamed by the coffee and froze, and there was no longer chasing Fang Yan there.
Fang Yan released the girl and patted her shoulder and said, "Go comfort him, what if he doesn't want to commit suicide?"
The girl's eyes were wet, and she threw herself over and cried while holding Itan.
Itanium’s eyes were also red, reaching for the girl and staring at Fang Yan fiercely, saying, "Fang Yan, today’s shame"
"It's done." Fang Yan waved his hands impatiently and said, "I know you want to avenge Xuefen --- if you don't say that, I know it too. Hurry up, otherwise I will change your mind I can’t go."
"And----" Fang Yan pointed to the security guard covering his chest and said: "It is not easy to compensate people for their medical expenses, and it is not easy for them to find a job"
Without saying a word, An Teng took the girl's hand and walked away quickly.
Fang Yan took out the handkerchief from his pocket and handed it to Yingbin, saying, "Wipe it for him----"
He pulled out a credit card from his pocket and said, "I will pay for the medical expenses, and I will pay for the broken things. I will put this card with you first."
When Fang Yan sat down again~ IndoMTL.com~ his face was exhausted.
Summer looked at his expression for a long time, and whispered: "Fang Yan, you are too tired----"
"Yeah, I'm so tired----" Fang Yan said with emotion: "If you want to take care of everyone's mood, you can only sacrifice your feelings and say it without fear of your jokes, just now When I saw the girl crying loudly in her boyfriend’s arms, I was really envious of her. I always felt that the person who was the most wronged and the one who should cry was me - but I couldn’t cry.”
"Cry if you want to cry." Summer looked at his sad eyes with pity and said: "Did Liu Tianwang sing it? Men crying and crying is not sin"
"I can't cry." Fang Yan rubbed his eyes vigorously, showing a strong look that would not be easily overwhelmed by life. "You can't bow your head, the crown will fall off. You can't cry, you can laugh stupidly."
"Poo" for a long time in the summer, could not help laughing.
Fang Yan is anxious and hurried to explain, saying: "Don’t get me wrong, I didn’t say you are stupid" r1058
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