Very Pure and Ambiguous: The Prequel: 003. Strange customs (below)
What the **** do you agree with me? I looked at Ge Sila Schoolmate in the field. Isn't it your brain damage?
The patriarch was also almost vomiting blood from Ge Sila. What's the matter, why don't you guys understand what's wrong? I said hello, you thought you were really good?
But the patriarch doesn't know me. Although the union in the tribe doesn't pay attention to what is right, but the husband of his daughter must not be a person who is nothing at all, right? Thinking of this, the patriarch nodded slightly and said, "Well, Ge Sila and guests from afar will perform a martial arts competition for us, but not hurt each other!"
What about me? I froze and watched everyone look at me, which made me a little inexplicable.
"I?" I pointed at myself, and asked Shui Ling'er next to me, "Why does this guy compete with me? Your father promised him?"
Shui Ling'er looked at me the same, and looked a little flustered: "Because he likes me too, although my father has given me to you, but according to the rules of Tribe, he can challenge you!"
"Your father made you a promise to me?" I opened my mouth in surprise? Obediently, what kind of customs are you? Seeing outsiders want to seduce to stay?
At this time, an older middle-aged woman next to me saw me surprised and explained to me, "Don't you know the customs of our tribe?"
"What custom?" I somehow.
"Unmarried girls have their **** exposed. When a boy expresses his admiration for the girl he loves, he will help the girl wrap her chest. If the girl does not refuse, It means that she accepted the boy's love! "The middle-aged woman explained:" The Shui Ling'er didn't reject you just now. It shows that she is also interested in you. And Ge Sila as her suitor, he is qualified to challenge you! If you Lose, then you still can't get Shui Ling'er land! "
"And this weird custom?" What a mess? I kindly put on a dress for her, just in exchange for a wife? Seems to be making money. But the problem is, I did n’t understand anything about own. It ’s not like that!
"Yes, in fact, you helped her wrap her chest. That is to declare to everyone that she is your private property, and others can't watch it!" The middle-aged woman nodded.
That's it! My goodness. There are such strange customs in the world!
"You didn't know ..." When Shui Ling'er saw me, he suddenly sighed and said quietly, "You don't like me. I can tell my father that I don't have to compete with Ge Sila ..."
Looking at Shui Ling'er's gloomy and resentful look, I didn't know what to say. Does she like me? She has fallen in love with me since I just met her for a long time.
Although I thought I was handsome. But he didn't get narcissistic to this point. Maybe she's more curious because I'm an alien. You may forget me when the freshness is over! Thinking of this, I slowly stood up. He said to the patriarch: "Patriarch, I don't know that your tribe still has such customs, so the matter between me and Shui Ling'er is completely a misunderstanding. You can discuss it from a long perspective."
"Um. I didn't think about it. You came from somewhere else. I don't know that our customs here are also normal!" The patriarch didn't get angry when he heard what I said, but it was a little difficult: "But The words of offering the sacrifice to heaven have already been spoken out. If we do n’t do it, it will lead to the claim of blame! "
Sacrifice to heaven? God? I smiled bitterly and said nothing. I know that this kind of wild tribe people are very awe-inspiring, and this kind of thinking can't be changed by what I say.
"Hum, you are afraid to try it with me, so you said it on purpose!" Ge Sila suddenly laughed loudly at me.
I glanced at him impatiently: "You're endless? Even if I don't marry Shui Ling'er, she won't choose your land!"
I say this. The audience was uproar! Those who had the same idea as Ge Sila. At this moment they looked at me in surprise. My words no doubt fueled the fire!
"I will kill you! You dare to stigmatize the first warrior of the Akata tribe!" Ge Sila's eyes glowed fiercely.
I really don't want to compete with this Ge Sila. Nothing interesting. His brute force has not caught up to my finger strength! Am I not bullying a child?
Ge Sila saw that I didn't respond and thought I was scared. So he asked, "What weapon do you use!"
I look dismissively
"I don't use weapons!"
"You!" Ge Sila raised his spear like I rushed over.
I don't want to tangle with him, I just want to give him a lesson so that he can shut up later. I know that if someone like him is a brain-minded man, even if I beat him up, he will definitely think about how he can win me next time. So I can only let him know that he is completely dead when the difference between our strengths is not a little bit.
I watched him rushing in the direction and waved a hand, a flame hit the ground in front of him. Like a fire dragon, he was separated by birth.
Ge Sila is stupid, everyone present is stupid! Just when I was very satisfied with this effect, an unexpected thing happened!
I don't know who brought the head, the people in the tribe actually knelt down to me, kept scratching their heads, and muttered something in their mouths! And, including the patriarch and elders, all kneeled in front of me!
"The Arcata tribe patriarch Shui Beishan didn't know that God was coming, how much he offended!" said the patriarch very respectfully.
Heaven? I was even more puzzled, but after thinking about it, I understood the truth! Just now, I did not need any kind of lighting equipment to make a neat flame appear on the ground. In their view, it is impossible for humans to achieve it, so naturally I will be regarded as a god!
The patriarch Shui Beishan saw that I was not talking and thought I was angry. He quickly scolded Ge Sila: "What are you doing? Come and ask God to forgive your ignorance and loss! Do you want God to be angry with us Arcata tribe!"
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Ge Sila is also stupid, I didn't expect to anger God! In their hearts, the gods are supreme beings, and women are of course more important than gods!
Ge Sila rushed to come and kneel to me, but couldn't come because it was blocked by the fire dragon.
I can't help but be amused to see him look embarrassed. Let me pretend to be cow x, did you? As soon as I waved, the fire dragon disappeared instantly.
Ge Sila just rushed over, kneeling in front of me, scratching my head.
"Well, I'm not what the gods say in your mouth!" I waved and said, "You all get up, don't bow to me!"
But the people in Tribe obviously didn't believe what I said, including Shui Ling'er, kneeling there in trembling, just looking at my eyes, there was a feeling of inexplicability.
I walked to Shui Ling'er, took her hand, lifted her from the ground and said, "Don't you even believe it? Oh, I'm just a foot dealer!"
Shui Ling'er immediately shook his head after hearing it, and looked at me in horror: "I don't know that you are the god, there are many offensive words, please **** forgive me!"
"Okay, you're almost going to be my woman, and there's nothing to forgive me!" I felt a little nervous, so I started a joke to activate the atmosphere.
Shui Ling'er listened to me and looked happy, but immediately became lonely again: "How dare I climb high ..."
I feel a pain in my heart! Does this girl really like me? Although there are a lot of love at first sight in this world, but I won't be met by such a coincidence?
Suddenly, I remembered that on my way to the tribe, I told Shui Ling'er a few popular joke on the Internet and made this girl messy! Actually, I did it on purpose. My purpose was to see the two mountains on her chest tremble. Isn't it because of this one?
Possibly, very likely, in a tribe that has little cultural fun, a joke may make people happy. Not to mention a simple girl like Shui Ling'er. At the beginning, Zhao Yanyan was also in my hands!
I shook my head. I knew that my soft heart was starting to blame again.