Very Pure and Ambiguous: The Prequel Chapter 244: How much is a pound of seafood?
"Dare you!" Yang Mei stood up and stared at me: "If you don't go, what if Zheng Shaopeng takes advantage of me!"
"Aren't you afraid that my Jenny is cheap?" I don't really want to go, to be honest, I kind of want to go for fun.
"Anyway you have taken it over, it will be cheap for you!" Yang Mei said.
"No ... I just glanced at the picture ..." I fainted.
In the early morning of the next day, Zheng Shaopeng came at less than eight o'clock, and Mother Yang praised him for his hard work and career.
Zheng Shaopeng saw Yang Mei in front of him, and wanted to show the talent of own, so Wen Cui modestly said: "Early birds get worms!"
"Early worms are eaten by birds." Yang Mei said without looking at him.
"Uh ... yes, yes! It's the same principle, big fish eat small fish, and small fish eat shrimp." Zheng Shaopeng believe oneself infallible said.
"You idiot," I scolded in my heart, but on the surface I said: "Brother Zheng really is a talented man, that thought is like a diarrhea!"
"That's it!" Zheng Shaopeng listened to me, and immediately felt overwhelmed with nods, "It's a fact that my diabetes has been exaggerated a little, it's true that my literacy is endless like diarrhea!"
After listening to Yang Mei, I looked at Zheng Shaopeng in disgust, but Zheng Shaopeng thought that she had finally attracted the attention of beauty, and continued to show off her literary quotations: "Brother I suddenly became inspired. I want to write a poem on the spot. What do you think? ? "
"Brother Zheng still has this talent, but it's a hacker!" I deliberately made the word "嫖" somewhat unclear. But Yang Mei understood it. Flutter.
Zheng Shaopeng saw Yang Mei smile and smile, and thought she had attracted her, and said proudly: "Moving guests ca n’t say it, Sao people make it up!" Zheng Shaopeng is also a university graduate. The meaning of Qianke Sao people is still understandable. It is not a good word to belittle the officials in other places! But Sao Ren meant, but he was a poet!
Yang Mei even laughed when he heard Zheng Shaopeng admitting that he was a showman.
"Xiao Zheng, let's make it fast. Your uncle and I also have a long experience!" Although Mother Yang is fancy of Zheng Shaopeng money, I don't want own son-in-law to be too straw bag. He was glad to hear that he would write poetry at this time.
"Brother Zheng. We all listen!" I picked up a glass of water and sat on the sofa to see how this guy got ugly.
"Ahem! Then I will make a Li Bai style poem!" Zheng Shaopeng cleared her throat and groaned slightly:
It's sunny today
Yang Mei and I went to Ocean Plaza,
There are so many fish in the square,
You can see me and Yang Mei really fascinated!
"Hmm ..." I almost spit out the water I just drank. This is also called poem! Fuck, also Li Bai style, let Li Bai hear. Don't jump out of the coffin and choke you!
Yang Mei couldn't help but laugh and covered his mouth.
It won the beauties with a smile, that is hard to find! Zheng Shaopeng thought he was brilliant, Yang Mei smirked at first sight.
Mother Yang has a weird expression. Although she doesn't know how to write poems, Li Baidi has heard a few poems. This Zheng Shaopeng ground poem is too different, right? However, Mother Yang still rounded the field and said, "Yes, yes, kind of rhyme!"
"That's right. I was the representative of the language department!" Zheng Shaopeng started to boast, and no one would investigate his history anyway.
Zheng Shaopeng also anticipated that I would definitely go with me today, and also knew that if I were not allowed to ride on his car, the Yang Mei would not. So he just drove a Jinbei bread and looked more generous.
Mother Yang sees the consequences and exaggerates the atmosphere of Zheng Shaopeng.
And Mother Yang favors Zheng Shaopeng more and more. In the past two days, I changed two cars. It seems that his family is not generally rich!
The tickets for Ocean Plaza are naturally paid by Zheng Shaopeng. Although each one costs more than 100 yuan, five people are more than 800 yuan. I don't care about money, but I can't buy tickets for 2b either.
Zheng Shaopeng and Yang Mei's family came to Ocean Plaza just for a reason. In fact, as a local of City D, they have already seen it, and they are not interested. Only me, who has never been to it, looks at it with interest These marine life.
"Dude, I think you are a good person, and discuss something with you." While Yang Mei didn't notice, Zheng Shaopeng came to me and whispered.
"What's the matter?" I asked and continued watching the fish.
"Give me Yang Mei, how about I give you ten thousand yuan?" Zheng Shaopeng seduced me.
"Oh, how can I give you Ah?? I just want to let Yang Mei disagree!" I asked him at a glance.
"Yang Mei is my business, you just need to quit." Zheng Shaopeng said.
"Okay, you give me the money." I laughed in my heart, silly, my relationship with Yang Mei was nothing, I will let you catch up with you? In any case, let's talk about you for 10,000 yuan.
I didn't expect Zheng Shaopeng to take a bundle of banknotes out of the suit and hand it to me.
I'm a little bit surprised, it's worth the upstart, so much money is on my body!
I took the money without guilt, and held it in my arms. Although I don't lack money, don't give it up.
"Brother, now that you have collected the money, then tell me what hobbies does Yang Mei have, such as what does she like to eat?" Zheng Shaopeng started to get better.
"Oh, no problem, what do you like to eat? She likes seafood." I looked at the sea creature in front of me, humming.
"Seafood?"
"Um, yes, then, just like this ... big squid ..." I pointed at a sea creature similar to the big squid in front of me and said, "You bought it for her, and she definitely likes it!"
"Really? That's great, I will cook especially!" Zheng Shaopeng nodded, then pointed out the squid-like strange fish and shouted to the staff in the hall: "Waiter, how much is this seafood? Catty? "