Xiling Empire Chapter 1167: Hatch eggs
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Since listening to Icetis ’s inevitable connection between eccentric eyes and to become god, I feel that my outlook on life world outlook has undergone a major change. The most remarkable feature is that I have been unable to look directly at the four words “Earth long and long” According to the theory of Icetis, these four words will be the Kangzhuang Avenue leading to Qingshan Mental Hospital: when it is used on mortals with fragile emotions.
You said that I was full and I was talking with the unscrupulous female hooligan about a gross outlook on life Oh!
I estimate that part of Icetis ’s theory is correct, that is, if you want to live longer, you must be able to resist things, but the interpretation of this sentence is completely different from the female hooligan ’s theory of lack of heart. Relationship ... Well, there may be a hair, but definitely not more than one piece. I admit that a guy who can handle everything indifferently is definitely closer to God than a straw bale that has to be half-stressed when encountering anything, but Icetis's sturdy living method can't be copied by average person: yesterday In the afternoon, after she talked to me about her outlook on life, she received a "phone" from God's Domain. It seems that his father called to inquire about the recent work of Icetis (don't forget, Icetis is still the first ambassador of God's Domain in Xiling capital city), Bing sister After saying nothing, she blew hair with her father. The last sentence was: "I just ate at Chen's house and went to bed and awakened to eat. Isn't it because you haven't submitted a report in two months? Did you kill me?"
... This lifestyle is really difficult to replicate.
I do n’t know what ’s going on. Early in the morning, I felt that the atmosphere looked wrong. When I came to the living room, I found that the situation was really strange: there was a group of people in the living room, like three sessions of trial. The scene, and there are Onee-sama and Anveena's figure. I woke up from the confused state of getting up at once, and couldn't help but got together curiously: "Why? Wake up early for a meeting Ah?"
"How about educating children." Young Lady Lin is just like the alarm clock. at this moment is already leaning on the small sofa in my living room to **** black tea. She seems to be watching the three sessions. After hearing my voice, she extended her finger. Pointing to the everybody Central, I just noticed that the two younger Raven and Xiaoxue were surrounded by a circle of people, and both of them bowed their heads in confession.
Xiao Xue was trained, I do n’t think it ’s an accident-anyway, she usually does n’t miss the training, but what is wrong with a child like Xiao Raven today? When I asked this question, An Weina, who was the "mother" of Raven, immediately replied with a subtle expression: "Steal eggs, a lot."
"Stealing eggs?" My mouth stiffened, and my eyes fell instantly on the little Raven. The little girl lowered her head and couldn't see her expression. She only saw her little hands twisting and twisting around together. Bear child, may have noticed my sight, the little girl suddenly lifts the head came, a pair of tearful big eyes looked under the dark blue purple bangs: "Master quack, help quack!"
"In the past two days, the eggs in the kitchen have disappeared inexplicably, and it has become more and more serious. At first, I lost a lot of things, and later I talked about the loss of Jin. Early today, more than two hundred pounds of eggs disappeared," Onee-sama's expression I ca n’t laugh or cry, and please do n’t be curious why the kitchen at home will store two hundred pounds of eggs. There is a Shandora in our house. “At first, I thought that Shandora was hungry at night and ate it, but An Weina cleaned it last night. When I was in the house, I just passed the kitchen and found that the original Medyvh did not sleep every night. After 12 o'clock, I went to the kitchen to steal eggs on time ... "
Me: "... I'm going, what is this kid doing stealing eggs?"
Little Raven heard my voice and shrunk his neck like a gnat: "Hatch ..."
I: "..." Was there any strange word appeared just now?
"That's it, she's incubating eggs," An Weina sighed and reached out with a light knock on the little Raven's head: it was impossible to say the intensity of the punishment, but instead made the silly bird grin, " It has been a week since I went to the kitchen every night to steal eggs from the Medyvh and take it back to my room to hatch. Master, this child needs education. "
Why do you say this kind of treasure is around me! Although I knew before that this silly bird's brain is not very easy to use, but I am really didn't expect. She can do the thing of stealing eggs from the kitchen to hatch. What is wrong with her creativity?
I glanced silently at the little Raven that had been writhing unsteadily, trying to ignore the girl ’s conspiracy to kill, and her eyes fell on Xiao Xue: "This one? What did she do wrong?" /
Lin Xue covered her face: "Guess how silly birds know that chicks can be hatched from eggs?"
Me: "..." at this moment probably just huh?
In the final analysis, it was just two bear children who were doing headaches. This kind of thing doesn't know how many times it happens at home every day. It's a routine that our family is accustomed to. Although in many cases, they make Onee-sama a headache, but on the other hand, it is actually very interesting: you can use a normal mentality to see to what extent these crazy children can make trouble, after this mentality occurs, I can all have the same sense of surprise in this group of bear children: the lower limit is constantly being refreshed. In fact, I do n’t think little Raven steals eggs by itself, even though the amount of food she was wasting is really large. As a result, as soon as I expressed this idea, I was opposed by Onee-sama: "It's not that simple, you better go to the small Raven room."
Intuitively telling myself this is definitely not a good thing, but driven by infinite curiosity, I could n’t help but glance at the second floor. After pushing the door of the small Raven, the first thing I saw in front of me was of course Her unique bed: Little Raven made a nest with wooden sticks and clothes quilt pile together that she collected everywhere. She is still used to sleeping in a bird's nest. And in this huge bird's nest, all the bouncing are ... mini Raven.
I was stunned by the sight in front of me as soon as I pushed in the door, hundreds ... No, maybe more, it ’s just a bunch of ultra-small Medyvhs jumping around in the bird ’s nest in the middle of the house, There are still some little brat being drilled out from the chandelier on the roof, the cabinets in the corners and under the bed, they are all the same length, ten centimeters tall, wearing a mini skirt, like the equivalent reduced version of Medyvh, barefoot Chaos. Many of these miniature versions of Medyvh seem to go badly, almost follow each other in two steps, and some just crawl around on the ground, and some seem to be a little smarter to make up a pile, twitter chatting enthusiastically: complete I do n’t know what I ’m talking about. There are still some mini Medyvh heads with eggshells on them, and even more ridiculous is probably that when the shell came out, the strength was not mastered, half of the body was still in the eggshell, and I saw a pair of short legs running Running around, it looks like the egg is fine.
And by the wall of the room, I also saw a lot of eggshells of together. Many mini Medyvh are picking up eggshells from all corners of the room and throwing them on this eggshell mountain. The division of labor is clear. training. It was just a mistake in my busy schedule. There was a mini Medyvh with a large eggshell on his head, which just passed by. He was caught by his sister and threw it at Eggshell Mountain. Then I saw all the mini Medyvh in the vicinity were upset. Rushing forward to rescue, the eggshell mountain collapsed ...
The door opened suddenly and a stranger broke in. Of course, they immediately caught the attention of these little creatures. I was almost surrounded by these little creatures in a blink of an eye ... Going to gather a bunch under my feet, chirping noises rushed across the face, I listened carefully ... It ’s really chirping Oh! They are not talking, the throat is exactly the kind of chirping that chicks will emit. sound!
I have absolutely no idea how these ten centimeter tall guys hatched from such a small eggshell ... No, the point of the problem is not here! !
I almost jumped directly from the second floor, and rushed in front of everyone in two or three steps: "What is the situation when I wipe upstairs! What kind of creatures are those little things!"
"So the situation is not just that the bird is stealing eggs ..." Lily Na sighed and pointed to my shoulder. "Boss, one came out."
"叽叽!" A cry of chicks also rang on my shoulder as the Lily voice fell down, and I twitched the corner of my eye and squinted to the side, so a small Medyvh ten centimeters high came into my eyes. This little creature who did n’t know what it was or how to classify it sat on my shoulders with his legs crossed, looking at the huge head in front of me (my ...) curiously, with a small half of the eggshell on his head, followed by After I stared at each other for a while, little brat's head crooked and the eggshell fell off.
Then she saw that she came to the ground as a flash of lightning and started running around looking for her eggshell.
It turns into a flash of light ... Is the element guru talent of Innate, what kind of stuff did Raven make? This is it!
When I was stunned, I heard another cry of chicks from the corner of the stairs. everybody looked around and saw a timid little Medyvh just sticking his head out of the stairs handrail. Behind, is the second, the third ...
"Sergey! Serge! Serge!" Almost instantly, the chirping of such chicks came from all over the living room. It came out and started to run around. It was like a disaster. When I opened eyes, I was at my own home. When I closed eyes, I heard it quietly, but I felt like I was on a chicken farm. A house of people jumped and jumped, and began to yell and hunt down the little creatures who were drilling around, Lily Na looked at me with a collapsed face: "Boss! Didn't you just close the door?!"
"Ah, forget." I shrugged and replied honestly. Three or four pocket Medyvhs fell from the chandelier and smashed themselves, and then began to jump around my shoulders and head, Della from the chest Drilled out of his pocket, holding two toothpicks in his hands to make a violent battle, loudly confessing to these invaders who are a little smaller than her but a large number of invaders: "Go away! Go away! This is the Della's family! You You ca n’t turn it around—ah, that ’s the Della's bedroom ... that ’s the Della's kitchen ... that ’s the Della's warehouse! ”
Me: "..." Is this my dress?
A Della and three mysterious creatures attacked the city on my shoulders, fighting to protect their homeland and develop survival space. More small creatures screamed and ran out everywhere, behind them they tried to get these little brat Arrested, the real owner of this family theoretically, Shandora greeted An Wei Na to close all the doors and windows, Onee-sama loudly reminded everyone to be careful not to step on those little points, Lin was ordered to stand still on the coffee table: she The destructiveness is too great, and the station together with her is also Pandora and Viska, the reason is that these two small attempts to paste colloidal bombs on the large vertical cabinet. The sight is full of people yelling and yelling, and the lively level is more than the vegetable market at 9:30 in the morning. I stretched out my hand and grabbed a mini Medyvh that flew in front of my eyes. The latter screamed screamingly, and my small fist beat my thumb hard, and finally lowered my head to bite down: according to the strength, fighting strength should not be as good Della. Lin Xue stunned and looked at it all from the inside, mumbling to himself: "Asshole ... We took an hour early to catch them all ... Even if you're a lazy pig, you're a big sleeper. One thing even released them all! "
I laughed awkwardly, confusedly, and silly, but Ojou-sama still gave me a decisive foot.
When everyone was scrambling to catch the strange creatures, the little Raven seemed to feel that there was nothing else about her, so she stood up and walked to the kitchen with a big swing: she wanted to eat. Xiao Xue crept to the stairs. But after all, the actions of the two bear children did not escape eyes of Lin Da Prophet, who looked like a torch, and Ojou-sama stopped drinking: "Two little **** over there! Stop for the old lady!"
This is like a rhythm. I started to think about whether I should not take care of the disease today.
Almost an hour later, the flooded micro-Medyvh was finally brought together. Icetis used the holy light barrier to make a large fence with a roof, and everyone threw the lost creature they caught. Inside, Onee-sama counted one by one next to each other: "Two, four, six ... eh, why is there one more?"
A green figure jumped up and down among a crowd of mini Medyvhs: "Release Della! Relieve Della! 123 you fool! 123 you fool! You will commit the following! Della will bite Yours! Wow—what do you guys want to do, do n’t ... do n’t lick Oh! ”
really didn't expect Della also finds a sense of height superiority: although she is only less than two centimeters taller than those strange little creatures.
Icetis opened a gap in the holy light barrier, let Della drill out of it, and then decisively turned the "cage" into silent mode: the movement of the small things was too big, and then I put the small Raven and Xiaoxue Press it again on the sofa: "Okay, who will explain what is going on, those things ... can't be small Raven ..."
I have n’t said it before, and I feel that it ’s unpredictable, because no matter how you look at it, those small things seem to be hatched. Contact the context to know, or the little Raven hatched after stealing eggs of. How many times have you said that if there is a biologist in our family at this moment?
"What else is going on," my sister sighed. "You also know that the eggs bought from the market cannot hatch chicks."
My nodded, although I feel that the topic is really moving in the direction of the most amazing, and there is no turning back.
"But little Raven is a god, she hopes something hatched in the eggs," the sister pointed to the little girl playing her fingers with her head hanging, "Now, it seems that she seems to inject her power into those eggs Inside, and of course it was her own split body. She stolen a few hundred pounds of eggs in the past week and recharged them continuously. Last night, all the split bodies came out of the shell. . "
I ca n’t help crying and laughing: "I ’m going, this ... why no one found it?"
An Weina rubbed her hands apologetically: "Master, it's all my negligence ... I should have discovered that Little Medyvh has been acting weird these days. And she has never let me into her room, I thought the child was just Ordinary playfulness. "
From a certain point of view, An Wei Na is actually right. Little Raven is really just playing around, but her playing around has a big premise: this little girl still bears the name of the **** Raven . She is a **** who has the power of God and can produce symbolic effects and various information disturbances. What's more important is that her intelligence is basically equal to that of Della, common sense is basically equivalent to that of young girls, and her self-control is almost equal. God, it can be said that she is one of the great masters of our family. Is such a living treasure, is her playfulness normal and affordable?
"The question now is how to deal with these little things. We have discussed this matter for a whole morning," Onee-sama talked a lot today. "These schizos have not yet seen whether they have intelligence, even Yes, it is estimated to be comparable to animals, but each of them has a small part of the power of Raven. If they do n’t care, they may be instinct driven by instincts. Maybe they will cause trouble. But if you want to raise them ... this is regarded as raising. Did you keep a group of small animals or keep a group of ancestors? "
I took a look at Della. Based on my work experience, most of them are ancestors.
"Speaking of it, I think it might be a good thing," Qian Qian looked up from the beginning just now and didn't know what he was thinking. at this moment suddenly said, "A'Jun, do you mean the **** of the raven **** is Ah? reproduced in this way "
Me: "...?"
Who will stop this three-view destroyer!
Slightly broke her finger to express her opinion one by one: "Look, there are four major divine systems in Xingyu. Each divine system has a main **** and a group of ordinary God Clan below, but there is only one of our crow gods. Can't it be counted as a god? "
"Don't tell me that the future Raven Gods are all hatched." The corner of my mouth twitched and looked shallow, and the afterglow of the corner of my eye fell on the holy light cage made by Icetis. Countless mini Medyvhs were locked up It seemed restless, squeezed in and out, and even folded into a human ladder. Obviously, it is not a way to turn off these little brats. Well, it seems that not all mini Medyvhs are running around in panic. There is a group of guys in the group of small creatures who seem to be organizing busy. I stood up curiously and took a look. I was shocked:
"Go to the basement! They are digging holes!" (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point (qidian.com) to vote for recommendation and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation .)