Xiling Empire Chapter 933: This gang of happy guys, it ’s fun to make occasional noises

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Actually, I always think that Icetis is a very amazing guy. This guy is brave and never knows how to lock his mouth. Basically, as long as she opens her eyes, what pops out of her mouth is full of possibilities. , Really gangsters, dare to take pictures of their parents with their parents, and dare to discuss with men to breastfeed their children, and dare to mention the taboo word in front of Onee-sama:

"How does she look like your mother?"

As soon as this sturdy sister opened her mouth, I felt that the pressure of surroundings was not right. Onee-sama ’s hair was obviously dancing in the wind without wind. We were surrounded by dark fog within a range of more than ten meters. Originally, the top of Mount Olympus was almost night. But compared with the black gas around Onee-sama, it is almost the same as the bright sunshine at 8 or 9 in the morning. Even the guy who is not afraid of the day, Yakumo Yukari, decisively cut a gap and jumped into it, before leaving I stretched out a hand and waved the flower handkerchief to say goodbye to us, Chen issued a "meow" scream and hid in the tail of Yakumo Ran, I watched Yakumo Ran's big hairy tail imagining, you said this thing Is it a principle with Doraemon's pocket? Last time I saw this nine-tailed fox taking a ball of yarn from his tail ...

Seeing that Yakumo Ran ’s ears are rimmed up, and the small fluff on the face is upright, I know that no more Onee-sama, it ’s time to scare this canine animal and the cat in her tail Coughed twice: "Well, sister, you are lucky, Icetis this mouth is not a day or two."

I guess with the thickness of Icetis ’s face, it ’s hard for average person to make this guy realize that he was wrong, so I can only smile apologetically at Onee-sama, because I know the gentleness of my sister, but it ’s not really true now. Angry, just a little bit uncomfortable.

I really miss this topic. In fact, Icetis is not the first such tsukkomi/ridicule guy. Almost everyone who knows me and Onee-sama will have such an idea. If you think about it for a while, you will know what it was like in a family where you were only dependent on Onee-sama. This girl, which was only four or five years older than me, was called a sister by herself, but she grew up like her mother. It ’s hard to imagine how a Little Girl, who is only ten years old, took a five- or six-year-old brother all the way to today. Now that everything is gone, Onee-sama has been nurtured from his early life. The habit that cannot be changed, that is, occasionally nagging about my bad habit is not annoying, but only makes people feel endless warmth, and this nagging is more or less reminiscent of people. mother ......

For Onee-sama, being tsukkomi/ridicule like this is quite a depressing thing.

"Did the concubine say the wrong thing?" Icetis suddenly poked my arm and looked at the blackened sister who was receiving credit. "But the concubine felt that it was just a compliment." >

"No one will take you as a dumb if you don't speak." I couldn't help but whiten this guy and took Onee-sama to sit beside him. The latter gave me a helpless white look, and it was considered normal: "Forget it Forget it, your sister will spread on you all her life. "

“Hoo—” The Yakumo Ran nearest to us was relieved like a liberation. The scarred ears and the fluff on the tail just softened slowly, and then lifted my feet and scratched my face, jumping up and down. The run is gone.

Lin Xue looked at the back of Yakumo Ran and waited three seconds before whispering, "Did that cat demon not appear again?"

A group of us immediately looked at the tail of a fox girl, which was gradually moving away. I thought that there was still a Chen hidden in it. I immediately lamented how early Newton died. What did you say about her? Do it ...

"Master, there are so many people here ..." An Wei Na squatted behind me, out of the maid's consciousness, she insisted that she would not squeeze on the same table with the owner, but she was afraid to be afraid of strangers Go to the big campfire, so I can only squat in the back, miserable touched my arm, "Is the host really not going back to eat?"

As soon as I turned my head, I saw that the little maid with five guts lacked courage and looked at herself like a kitten who was about to be abandoned, because the masters were not eating at home at night, and felt that they were about to lose their function. Not brave enough to come out with the hostess, but when I arrived at the destination, I found that the situation was more sinister than expected, which made An Weina entangled. I watched the halo of this girl surroundings with interest. Darkness is like neon, and it's quite early to begin to sigh Eddie's life and death.

"You should learn to adapt to a crowded environment," Lin Xue looked at An Weina very brickly, "As a qualified maid, especially a maid with royal elements, you have to learn what the master needs. Time to speak on stage, organize meetings, meet messengers, arrange military exercises, attend events, hold rallies and ... "

An Wei Na flashed silently, her head lying on the ground with smoke.

"It looks like the tungsten wire of this bulb is blown out."

Young Lady Lin analyzed.

"Oh, why did the party suddenly take place?" Onee-sama glanced at the lively Yokais of surroundings and asked curiously, "And still on Mount Olympus?"

"It is not strange when this group of Yokai will hold a banquet," I pouted, "Actually the reason is that Yakumo Yukari encountered a ghost ship, and Hades is the same. Both of them met some ghost ships on the edge of World. Of the Universe battleship, and the two groups of people attached great importance to it, and gathered together to discuss major events. When half of the discussions were over, the Yokai people felt that the so many people gathered together should of course celebrate, and then ... this is what you saw. "

"I'm afraid they will be able to revel at the end of World," Lin Xue sighed, covering her head. "So, what is the ghost ship? Why is there such a thing?"

I tried to pinch the nose of Ojou-sama: "Are you a Prophet, okay, and when you scan the inside story with others?"

"Prophet doesn't turn on the radar for 24 hours, who doesn't charge the phone, right?" Ojou-sama hid aside before I started, and then stick out my tongue cutely, "This Ojou-sama It seems to be open, and the more I know, the more I get headaches. I found a few interesting novels from the Internet the day before yesterday. One accidentally prophesied, and the intestines were regretful-even the sequel that I planned to write after three years See through how do you break it? "

I glanced at her silently: "Retribution, let you go to library all day and write a circle in front of the detective novel This is the murderer."

Shandora knocked on the table: "Eh, I got off the subject."

I coughed and told Onee-sama them about the ghost ship, the girls listened very seriously, but everyone except Onee-sama looked serious, Lin looked indifferent, Lin Snow, a half-cent, has always been indifferent to everything, Saeko does n’t understand what is called World edge, An Weina is trying to make herself send blue light, she wants to try whether she can check the money, Della is focused on the table The apple on the whole, the entire apple is a big challenge for her, because there is almost no place to talk.

In short, there seems to be a bunch of heartless and heartless guys in the family: Fortunately, the most heartless and shallow heart has led the children to play, otherwise now I have to be more entangled.

"I said, you don't seem to be in a hurry, it seems that this is a little trouble?"

I tentatively explored the tone with Young Lady Lin, although she could n’t say a lot about the future, but if she knocked on the side with a suitable method, she can still use our tacit understanding to reveal some information. Over time, I have been able to be very good. To guess a little bit of the future from her only words.

"Who knows, things that are not dangerous do not necessarily turn into turning points. The reason why the future is uncertain is because any humble little thing can turn the final outcome upside down," Lin Xue seemed to shrug indifferently. And then took a hundred dollars from her pocket and placed it in front of An Weina. "Eh, I sent blue light. I can see that the anti-counterfeit mark is not ..."

An Weina adjusted the spectrum, and the result was that a hundred dollars actually came out with a fluorescent mark. I was completely stupid, and I could n’t regain my soul for a long time: the latest generation of the perfect maid must also have a money detector function Not successful? An Wei Na, how do you emit ultraviolet rays as a ghost?

"This advanced skill is really difficult to master."

Following Saeko who has practiced with An Wei Na for a long time, he watched dumbfoundedly as a warning light from "UV" to "IRA", and said batteredly, I think this cheap sister has always been abnormal. An Wei Na together, the outlook on life is not right now.

"Occasionally, it's good to play around with these guys," Onee-sama looked at the children who were not far away and led the children to dance with the Yokai, and suddenly sighed leisurely, "True Yes, I prefer this kind of life. "

Life is safe and peaceful, and live a peaceful life with her family. This is the biggest wish of Onee-sama. I am not surprised. From beginning to end, she is a person who likes peace and may be related to life experience. She feels It is actually the happiest thing to be able to spend every day in peace. This or many of them are somewhat different from the current life of a family, but I have to admit that this is too in line with the style of Onee-sama, but just faced with the exclamation of Onee-sama, I I can only scratch my hair with some shame-what a big man I am, even my little sister ’s little wish is difficult to meet, let alone a peaceful daily life, I think I seem to have been in a peaceful environment for a long time. Stayed for three consecutive months.

Maybe it ’s true that my heart is awesome, if my sister at this moment glanced at me indiscriminately, with a faint smile on the corner of her mouth: "But this is always the case, people are lazy and want to live a good life, they should always It ’s right to fight for myself. This is our family motto Oh. "

Icetis touched my arm again: "Hey, the concubine really feels like your sister is like your mother. My mother usually educates people like that. If you want a site, you have to have a big fist."

I finally know that the wonderful world outlook of Icetis originated there.

As a result, Shandora glanced at the rogue goddess and corrected it for me: "The original words are: 'If you want believer to follow, you should cope with your own sincerity.' A small student composition she can translate for you is the same as written on the front line in Afghanistan. "

I feel more and more that Shandora has been poisoned by myself ...

At this moment, a very small and suddenly dull call came from the table, interrupting our conversation: "Who will help Della Oh!! what is not visible!"

I lowered my head in surprise and found an apple jumping around on the table, there are two little feet under the apple: Della finally managed to find a place on the apple (according to my guess she may She smashed it directly with her face, because from a mathematical point of view, it is impossible for her mouth to be full of flesh under normal circumstances), but it seems that she has eaten too much and the whole person has already eaten it!

The muffled cry for help came from Apple: "I ca n’t see it, I ca n’t see it!"

everybody looked at this little idiot in astonishment. She wore an apple on her upper body and stumbled around on the table. Normal people can't imagine how much of this little point of mind is for thinking. It ’s also a treasure to eat an apple to this level. Obviously, this little thing is too much to eat, so that I did n’t pay attention to the surroundings environment. After eating, I wanted to look up and found that it was dark all around, and then panicked. I can't figure out what's going on: I've been with Della for such a long time, basically I can instantly know in which direction her stupidity came out. This is really a great skill.

Of course, the little thing acting cute is very fun, but it seems that this panicked guy will not remember the way to get out of it for a while, so I plan to reach out for a favor, but the accident happened in at this moment, I still Before it was too late, beansprout goddess had jumped to the edge of the table, and ...

"Slap".

It was really a snap, and then came the joyous exclaimation of Della: "Wow! See you bright again! Della is really amazing!"

Onee-sama stooped down to pick up Della. Strictly speaking, it picked up the apple. Della is still inside the apple, but the head is just protruding from the top. As you think, Della is landing on both feet, in the inertia Under the influence, the apple fell, and this tiny head was drilled from above, so the magical Della sandwich apple candy was formed. I think this is another miracle of culinary history after boiled Della. This guy's head will not be repaired again. Sooner or later, she will derive a table Manchu-Han Imperial Feast based on her main material.

Della's's arms are still trapped inside the apple, only the chest and legs are exposed. little brat's head is covered with debris from the pulp, but she is not worried about her current state at all, but Haha laughs. Running around on the table, it seems to have become one with Apple, Saeko looked at it curiously for a while, and suddenly reached out and pushed Della ... Then the little idiot started rolling along the table until Onee-sama I couldn't see it, so I stopped her with a fork.

When the great and sacred Goddess of Life was subjected to the bumps of life, the thick and rough baritone Ilson came from the far side: "Eh, I wipe, Huhu!"

I suddenly felt that there was no hope for the entire World ...

Just in at this moment, a drunken voice suddenly came from the side: "Hajiu, Hajisa, do n’t have to work today, a good day to have a haji ..."

Do n’t wait to look back, a strong gust of alcohol has drifted over, and the identity of the coming person is already coming out. As expected, a pair of large sharp corners appeared in front of the table, and then a short Little Girl was holding The giant wine gourd greeted us with a silly smile on his face: "I haven't seen you for a long time, good ⑨ not seen, um, good wine ... You haven't played in the past, I'll come and give you a drink ... hiccup! "

The coming person is the most famous drunkard in Fantasy Township, Ibuki Suika with barbaric power and invincible liquor. During this time, I often saw her because this guy also joined the Shadow City urban management team, which is a half of the public official. But the reason why this guy took part in the work is very subtle. First of all, she was fooled in by the uncontrollable spirit of Reimu ... The red and white city manager told Suika that as long as he was on the city management, he could get unlimited business areas for employees within the military isolation zone. The consumption staff meal card, in other words, there are unlimited wines to drink, Suika ’s head is known to us, most of her IQ is held in that pair of horns, so the moment is fooled, this guy has become a dream The coolie No. 1 is responsible for inspecting the area where the two people are together when the red and white witches are sleeping lazily, and usually clean the hygienic and hard work for the latter, which leads to Suika is usually busy. appearance.

Of course, at present, this ghost girl is still very satisfied with today ’s life, although she has not responded to it now. Lingmeng is not the boss of all urban management, and participating in the urban management team does not necessarily need to listen to Lingmeng ’s orders. ... Well, anyway, there are not many more idiots in Shadow City, let us bless this drunkard not to be drilled by Lingmeng to death.

Suika is a very enthusiastic person, especially sincerely friends, but also sincere. Although she likes to find someone to fight, she often goes to the fortress, such as Tielubao, to kick the pavilion. It's troublesome, but overall it's a pretty cute guy, so I took her wine gourd and poured myself a bowl of wine, and I knocked on her horn: "It's good, it looks like it has grown up . "

"Ghost Clan's horn is something that can't be touched," Suika shook his head drunkenly, "Don't say this, the guy with great strength! I'm looking for her to fight! Last time, people were important The horn was broken, and this time I must break the scales from her! "

Lin Xue came over and mumbled: "Suika can hold back the fire, she was named as the superman of the sweet tube for three months ..."

Me: "... appropriate."

I ’ll just say, Suika, who came so hard to offer wine, must be looking for Lynn to fight, but ... it seems interesting? (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point (qidian.com) to vote for recommendation and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation.)