Your Talent Is Good; It’s Now Mine Chapter 502: Online and Offline
"Why do you know that Qing Lan can read at night? Could it be that Jing Zhengwei is talking to you about his secret affairs?"
"Of course not. How could Jing Zhengwei tell me such a thing? This is what she told me before going to bed."
Even through the mechanical voice, Le Yu could hear the contempt and shock of "Yin": "You actually..."
"After all, I happened to report to Jing Zhengwei that night."
"Ah, I see."
"But I knew that Jing Zhengwei was not at home that night. I deliberately used this reason to go into his backyard."
"What, you..."
"So I didn't expect Qing Lan to follow Jing Zhengwei out."
"Oh, that's true."
"But now, the arrow is on the line and I have to send it. In order to prevent Qinglan from revealing my secret, I have to make her yield to me, so I rushed towards the big bed before she could react. ..."
"Qin Leyin, I didn't expect you to..."
"Kneel down and beg her not to make a small report to Jing Zhengwei, guarantee that there will be three boxes of gold coins and countless jewels as gifts after the event, and help her monitor whether Jing Zhengwei has any other women."
This time 'Yin' was silent for a long time: "Are you kidding me?"
Le Yu sighed: "What, did you just find out now? This is a very famous joke, and it was recorded in the "Wonderful Anecdote" column of "Youth Daily"."
"Most of the 'Wonderful Anecdotes' are meaty jokes, and I usually just skip them."
"You are arrogant and prejudice. Meat jokes are cultural treasures of human beings, not only can you see the social ethics of local people, but also meat jokes are a social tool. When you smile at each other with strangers because of the meat jokes, Your relationship has suddenly become much closer. Think about it, tactics were handed down from the old ancestors, and meat jokes were also handed down from the ancestors. If they are useless, will they be passed down? Obviously not, so the meat jokes are the same as the tactics. It's important, tactics can protect human beings, and meat jokes can multiply human beings..."
"Are you kidding me too?"
"No, I'm just looking for something."
"What are you looking for?"
"Excuse me to chat with you."
"You... I've been watered for a long time by you." After chatting with Leyu.com for a long time, 'Yin' has also learned a lot of modern colloquialisms of Leyu: "I'll be here tonight, good night."
"Good night."
Putting the metal badge into the tin box, Le Yu shook his head. Since he proposed "Silver and Blood Five Odd Qinglan" in class two days ago, as expected, he exploded the college bulletin board again, and many students stopped him to ask about Qinglan's story.
Because Qinglan is different from the previous four oddities, it is natural for people like Jing Qingfen, Tinggu, Qin Yueyin, and even Yin Minghong to be all-powerful. They are born with power resources, and even Yin Minghong has them. Bai Ye supported, so although the students were amazed at their careers, they would not look at them, and even have the confidence of 'it's okay to replace me with me'.
However, Qing Lan started at the end of the day, and didn't even have time to manage her own power. In Le Yu's description, she seemed to rely on pure conspiracy and tricks to achieve her goal without a single soldier. Kill King Xin with his bare hands. In addition, she is a weak woman, so she appears to be even more legendary - this is actually the purpose of Le Yu. Holding Hong Qinglan as an enemy will surely add a lot of political capital to her.
But the response was overwhelming, which caught Le Yu a little off guard. After careful research, he found that Qinglan's type of "legendary story" really didn't exist, and he accidentally opened up a new novel market.
There are, of course, heroine legends, but they all have one thing in common: they can blow up a man's head. For example, Xiangyu, the legendary queen of the alluring country, is a terrestrial immortal who has practiced interior warfare techniques to the extent that he can "keep his youth forever". At nearly sixty years old, he is still beautiful and moving, causing chaos for the government and the public.
Actually, the hero's legend is similar. They all practice tactics and then blow the enemy's head. Huiyao people have long known that relying on others is unreliable, relying on themselves is king, and they can really rely on themselves.
Anyway, I'm already dreaming, why don't I just make up my mind that I'm invincible in the world? Not without real examples.
As a result, most of the legends are protagonists of power, farming, and pure intellectual adventure heroes like Qing Lan, which will naturally attract attention.
I just didn't expect that even 'Yin' would pay attention to Qinglan, which made Le Yu a little surprised - 'Yin' didn't discuss the previous four oddities with Le Yu.
Sure enough, stinky men are not worth discussing, but beautiful girls are worth pushing alone. Le Yu has to think carefully about whether the next three strange people should be replaced by women, or become women - anyway, everyone is dead, I will bring it It doesn't matter if you are a motherfucker, right?
After changing clothes, Le Yu left the teacher's dormitory. Although tonight is not Asgard Party Day, he also has something to go out tonight - on duty patrol.
The "Temporary Regulations for Teachers' Night Patrol Duty" were passed in the previous teachers' meeting, and Le Yu naturally had to work overtime. If you don't want to work overtime, you have to remove the 'deputy' of the 'deputy principal'.
But he is also happy. In fact, he is on duty for two nights every three days these days, and he is on duty more than any teacher. Therefore, it is necessary to make an effort to be recognized by other teachers and students.
The truth is naturally that Le Yu wanted to take advantage of the patrol opportunity to find the location of the Blood Essence Stone. During the day, he searched the imperial court, but found nothing—if they would act during the day, Cha Huan would have stripped the gang of thieves upside down and hung them upside down at the gate of the imperial court—so Le Yu wondered if they would only come out at night. .
He came to the central plaza with a lantern, and a figure was sitting on a bench waiting for him. She saw Yue Yu and stood up: "Good evening, Principal Qin."
"The principal can't hear me now, so you should call me Teacher Qin." Le Yu said, "Let's go, Teacher Ning."
There are two patrol teachers on duty, and Le Yu's teammates are either Yan Yi or Ning Xinyuan, and I don't know how to arrange the shifts - those male teachers should have read the "Youth Daily" article 'Jing Zhengwei is just right , Qin Yue Yin Bing Qing Yu Jie' statement! ?
The two were patrolling the campus avenue, and Le Yu paid attention to the dark place where the street lights could not shine. The two were silent and silent.
But Ning Xinyuan was not so calm in her heart. The reason why she and Yan Yi had been teaming up with Qin Leyin on duty was naturally that they wanted to find the Blood Essence Stone through Qin Leyin.
However, Qin Leyin is really interesting. The contact at eight o'clock every day can be said to be the moment Ning Xinyuan looks forward to the most. She has become friends online, and offline she also wants to get closer to Qin Leyin—that is, unilaterally.
Although she thinks that she is just trying to spy on the enemy's intelligence, she has no special thoughts in her heart, but it is inhumane...
In addition, Qin Leyin never approached her when she was on duty. A man like this gentle and elegant but not showing off, and he looked good, was naturally a big plus.
She wanted to chat, but couldn't find an excuse for a while, so she directly used the topic just now: "Mr. Qin, you said in class that Qinglan would read before going to bed, how do you know this?"
Music: "I made it up."
"..." Ning Xinyuan: "Then Qinglan's story is also made up?"
Le Yu: "It's not ~IndoMTL.com~ I copied it. I'm just too lazy to prepare lessons, so I just misappropriated other people's stories."
"..." Ning Xinyuan changed the subject: "I heard that you gave the students homework and asked them to write about the 'Bright Eight Wonders' in their hearts. Is there any purpose? I want to summarize with the students. Eight of the greatest figures in history?"
Music: "I want the students to be exhausted from their homework and not bother me."
"..." Ning Xinyuan changed the subject again: "Have you heard that a student in the Natural Disaster Department had to go to the school doctor for a lawsuit because he ate 33 buns, and the current students really don't know how to control... "
Le Yu: "Oh? Which store's buns are so delicious?"
Ning Xinyuan was at a loss for words again.
I don't know!
How do you let me pick up like this?
That's not how you chatted with me online just now!
How can offline face-to-face chat become so confusing! ?