Zombie Brother Chapter 133: The strange and handsome uncle
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Xiao Hui hugged Lulu, nodded at the middle-aged man, and said thank you.
Yu Xiaojia and Becky opened the way in front, fighting against the big and small corpses who stood in the way, while Xiaohui and the middle-aged man walked slowly behind.
Xiaohui looked at the middle-aged man and saw that although he was pretending to have long hair, he had a very delicate face, thin lips, sword brows into the temples, eyes like stars, and his nose dangling. There is quite a taste of elegance, especially his skin, which is very white, it seems that there is no sunshine all year round, and it is really a bit of an artist's flavor.
As a policeman, Xiaohui likes to have a curiosity attacking the bottom line, and asks carelessly: "My name is Xiaohui, and the one on your back is my friend Bai Xiaofei. The one who opened the way in front is Yu Xiaojia. The child in my arms is called Lu. Lu. What's your name? Why are you here? Why are your clothes so wet?"
The middle-aged man heard Xiaohui say that she was a policeman, she should be some kind of escort. He wanted to be a government official in this world. He didn't want to turn his face for a while, and said slowly: "My name is Long Qi. I just arrived in this city not long ago. This clothes was because I just got out of the water and got wet."
Xiao Hui suddenly realized: "Oh, no wonder your accent is weird. You are not speaking in Mandarin. It turns out to be a foreigner. Alas, you are really unlucky. You came to H City from a foreign city and encountered an outbreak of the dead brother virus. You must I didn’t understand the announcement of the government department, so I ran around, right? It fell into the water. Isn’t it the Pearl River? There are many fish corpses in there, and you escaped. Forget it. You are lucky and meet us, or you will be eaten by Brother Corpse sooner or later."
Long Qi smiled and said vaguely: "Yes, yes, thank you very much."
Xiaohui asked: "What do you do for work? What can I do when you come to H city?" She was used to asking suspects at the police station, and then blurted out.
Long Qi was taken aback: "Work? What is work?"
Xiaohui frowned, yes, this dragon looks at an artist's temperament, but it is actually a blind stream. I guess I don’t know where I heard that the H city is so profitable. I don't know what job I do.
She sighed sympathetically: "Long Cheeah, don't look at the city of H, which is a ten-mile foreign market, feasting and feasting, but it is difficult to find a job here without any skills. Wait for us to show you an evacuation point. After that, you should go back to your hometown. Even if the corpses are all wiped out, don't come to H City to rush, otherwise you can only work hard in the city, not necessarily making more money than in your own hometown."
Long He understands that the so-called job of this short-haired girl named Xiaohui is just business. Unexpectedly, he was mistaken for a farmer because of his majestic beauty.
Xiaohui said: "In fact, the rural areas are not much worse than the cities. At least, there is no pollution of all kinds. Nowadays, there is medical insurance for medical treatment in rural areas, and labor insurance for older people. There is no tax even for growing food. Give back the subsidy. I think you are a human being and you are very honest, and you are not too young. Let's farm in your hometown. Nongfu Spring has some fields, which is better than working hard in a sweatshop."
Long Qi didn’t understand pollution, medical insurance, labor insurance, or sweatshop at all, but he could hear that Xiaohui was doing it for her own good, and that he didn’t have to pay taxes on growing food, and he was shocked: "What did you say? You don’t need to grow food. Pay taxes? This farmer does not pay taxes, how does the country raise soldiers?"
Xiao Huiqi said: "It has been implemented for several years for farmers to grow grain without paying taxes. This is the state subsidizing agriculture with industry. Why don't you know? Are your township and village cadres so courageous and dare to do this? The news is also hidden from you? Impossible, it is reported repeatedly in TV, newspapers and broadcasts. Where do you live in your hometown?" He said, looking suspiciously at Long Qi.
Long knew that he was about to show his feet for a while, and said vaguely: "My family doesn't grow food, and my hometown is in Xianyang."
Xiao Hui said: "It turns out that your family doesn't grow food, um, yes, you still have to collect taxes for growing flowers and trees and other cash crops. You are from Xianyang, Xi'an, this is a good place, I have always wanted to go I just don’t have time to look at the Mausoleum of the First Emperor."
Long Qi suddenly stopped: "The Mausoleum of the First Emperor? What is the Mausoleum of the First Emperor?" His voice couldn't help but trembled.
Xiaohui hugged Lulu and walked forward, unaware of the strangeness of Long Qi: "Of course the Mausoleum of the First Emperor is Qin Shihuang's tomb. The terracotta warriors there are a miracle of the world. I must take a photo with the terracotta warriors and horses when I have the opportunity to go to the Mausoleum By the way, Long Qi, you are from Xianyang, do you often go to the Mausoleum of Qin Shihuang to play?"
Long Qi raised his head to the sky and said in an unheard-of manner: "It turns out that Zulong has been dead. I don't know how many years have passed since the world."
Xiaohui didn't listen to it, and asked casually: "What did you say?"
Long Qi vaguely said: "Nothing--I have indeed been to the imperial tomb." It's more than that. The imperial tomb is the place where several dragon veins of Yanhuang and Huang gather, and the dragon and the tiger, which is the tomb, can be guaranteed. Eternal peace, but at first I had heard that there were strangers at home and abroad, and wanted to break the ancestral feng shui, and wanted to find out. Unfortunately, I was caught in a trap and jailed.
It seems that the dragon veins of the imperial mausoleum were indeed truncated, so that the Qin dynasty did not have the same line as the ancestor dragon expected. Now these people in strange costumes actually regard the imperial tomb as a place of scenery, and go in and out at will, insult the first emperor, really **** it!
Xiaohui asked repeatedly: "Ha, have you really been to the Mausoleum of Qin Shihuang? Let me just say, you are a local, how could you have never been. By the way, are the terracotta warriors and horses really majestic? Ancient people are true It’s amazing to use mud to make such a fun thing."
Long Qie snorted: "Mud? Fun stuff? This is not a child's plaything. The terracotta warriors and horses are the old army of Daqin correcting corrections, refined by secret methods, and guarding the ancestral dragon for thousands of years. Once taken for immortality The first emperor of the medicine reappears in the world, and this thousands of troops will sweep the world, and impere the six kingdoms to dominate the world."
Xiaohui chuckled and laughed: "This is the legend of your locals? It's really interesting. What you said is almost the same as the previous old movie "The Love of the Terracotta Warriors". The movie is about the resurrection of a terracotta warrior. Love The story of the reincarnated palace lady, the two love each other over a thousand years."
"Thousands of years? Kingdom--No, how many years has passed since the Qin Dynasty?" Long Qi asked suddenly.
Xiao Hui said: "Well, my history is not very good. The Qin Dynasty should have been destroyed in more than 200 BC, and it has been more than 2,200 years ago."
Long Qi murmured: "More than 2,200 years! More than 2,200 years! It has been more than 2,200 years since the vicissitudes of life, the stars have changed..."
Xiaohui doesn’t care much about Longqi’s weirdness. Well, rural people. At Longqi’s current age, I think that when I was a child and was catching up with Buzzing Tail, I didn’t study hard, and then I encountered reform and opening up. Everyone Just thinking about making money, but also not reading, thinking about that dragon and full of native legends, but knows nothing about the real history.
Long Qi fell silent for a while, not knowing what he was thinking about. Xiao Hui was concerned about Bai Xiaofei's safety. Seeing him lying on Long Qi's shoulders, although his eyes were closed, there was no worsening symptoms, and he was relieved.
Long Qi asked suddenly: "This man is your husband?"
Xiaohui was startled, and the husband-this dragon and speech is so weird-then blushed: "No, I, I'm just his friend...a common friend, I and I are not married yet."
Long Qi frowned: "Are you so old and not yet married?" In his memory, the woman will be in the cabinet at the age of 15, otherwise the government will be matched by the official media. She is about to be tortured. The woman named Xiaohui must be over 20 years old. Why is she still not married?
Xiaohui's round eyes opened wide. Although she has not been in love so far, she is by no means too old, and she is not an old man who cannot be married. She said embarrassingly, "Big Brother Long Maybe you got married early in the countryside. In the city, women don’t reach the age of late marriage until they are 26 years old. I’m not too old—that, I’m not too old. I have many friends, all of whom are 30 years old. I’m not getting married yet, so I’m going to be a Ding Ke."
"Ding Ke?" Long said in a puzzled way.
"Ah, it means that you will never have children after you get married. Such a family is called a Dingke family." Xiaohui explained.