Zombie Brother Chapter 136: Is it a genius or a brain damage

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Long Qi said: "I really finished reading it." He took a book casually, "If you don't believe me, take a section and let me recite it by the way."

Yu Xiaojia thought that the dragon was playing tricks on her, she was also a little bit angry, took the thick "Chinese History Compendium", opened it, and reported the page number and line number-a shocking scene When it happened, Long Che opened his mouth to recite, and said: "The characters in this book are evolved from vulgar characters, and they are only used by villagers. Fortunately, I also recognize some. Later, I found a dictionary. By contrast, I finally read it. The pinyin method in this dictionary is useful, but it is the most convenient for children’s enlightenment. There are also punctuation marks, which are also a wonderful way to read and break sentences."

If Yu Xiaojia and Xiaohui couldn’t take care of the dragon at all, they would be surprised by the dragon’s unforgettable ability. Yu Xiaojia took a few more books and told him to recite the book. There are many different kinds of people, including history, geography, philosophy and even Marxist and Lenin.

Xiao Hui yelled: "It's amazing! It's amazing! Brother Long, you can go to the Spring Festival Gala with this hand, and you can report a Guinness record without any problem! It's memorable and memorable, I thought it was. This ability is only available in the novel!"

Yu Xiaojia sighed: "It's a pity that Big Brother Long. You have such a good understanding, but you didn't study hard when you were a kid. Otherwise, you must be a great university scholar now."

Xiao Hui gently hit Yu Xiaojia with her arm, and whispered in her ear: "Sister Yu, Brother Long must be a special person with super memory ability, just like autistic children and rain people. What, he can only memorize it by rote, that's not real learning."

Yu Xiaojia said oh, there are people like this on the TV talent show. In fact, there is a problem with brain development, so he can only memorize it by rote. If this big brother Long is really very smart, it is impossible to even attach a button to his clothes. I can't tie my pants or belts. It's a pity, it turned out to be a brain-dead.

Long Qi heard the words of Xiaohui and Yu Xiaojia clearly, but he didn’t want to explain that Xia Chong couldn’t speak, how did these two descendants of more than 2,200 years later know his peerless style? When he was passing by in the car in Xianyang City, many boudoir girls quietly looked at him from the window, and fell in love for him, but in the eyes of Xiaohui, he became a fool. Forget it, as an ancestor, you can't make a temper with the younger generation for this.

Long Qi took a book: "Little Hui, what kind of book is this, but I don't recognize the words on it, it's twists and turns, like an earthworm."

Xiaohui took a look: "Ah, this is an English book, the original medical book."

Long Qi has seen introductions to Britain in history books, and he also knows that this Yanhuang modern period has been severely catastrophic by Britain. He said: "So this is English. I look at history. In the past hundreds of years, the West The great powers are far better than me. There are true skills in this English book. Xiaohui, can you teach me English."

Xiaohui gaped, she is a policeman, and her English is only for exams. How can typical dumb English be used to teach Longji? She looked at Yu Xiaojia, and Yu Xiaojia hesitated: "Although I teach maths , But teaching some simple English is not a problem, but I don’t know if Brother Long has the patience to learn."

Yu Xiaojia is a dragon and it is a whim, let alone a farmer with no basic education, what is the use of learning English, but the ability of dragon and remembering English words is suitable for memorizing English words, English? , The key is the amount of words. Thinking about this, Yu Xiaojia was a little eager to try, "Okay, I will find some elementary English textbooks and take the time to teach you, but my spoken English is not very good. If you really want to communicate with foreigners, you have to find a professional English teacher. Come." She is joking with the dragon, a blind streamer, where can I afford a professional English tutor.

Long Qizheng nodded his head: "That's great, there are overwork girls. If possible, I would like to learn these extra courses." Then he went back to the bookshelf and rummaged for a while. I got a few books in French, German, and Russian--Yu Xiaojia slapped his forehead, my God, Xiaohui was right, this big brother Long really has a problem with his brain, he is a shame!

At this moment, Bai Xiaofei spit out a **** in his mouth and slowly opened his eyes: "What happened? Where am I?" Xiaohui was overjoyed and rushed to Bai Xiaofei's side: "Bai Xiaofei, you Wake up? Great! We are in the library now, it is safe here, and I don’t know why, the dead brothers inside suddenly ran out-anyway, we are all fine now, where are you uncomfortable? Would you like to drink water? Are you hungry?"

Faced with Xiaohui’s endless inquiries, Bai Xiaofei felt warm in his heart. Knowing that Xiaohui really cared about him, he touched the bandaged wound, felt inside his body, and hesitated: "The wound on the body surface is down. Nothing, the poison has been eliminated, but I feel weird in my body, as if something weird has entered my body, my body and body are like--ohh--"

Bai Xiaofei screamed, stroking his heart--he felt his heart beating fiercely, almost bursting into his chest. The feeling was a bit like the first time a corpse virus was injected into his body. , But now the heart beats more strangely, stronger, and even has a peculiar rhythm when it beats.

Bai Xiaofei exclaimed, scratching his whole body in discomfort, yelling: "It's so up, so up, I, I'm about to split!"

Xiaohui and Yu Xiaojia rushed to his side, holding him with their hands and feet, so that Bai Xiaofei didn't injure himself indiscriminately--he just stretched out his hand to scratch his whole body and tore off the bandage.

Xiaohui's tears flowed: "What's wrong? What's wrong? Bai Xiaofei's body is not in good shape, how can it be cracked?"

Yu Xiaojia calmed down a little bit, restrained Bai Xiaofei by the force of the wind, and carefully examined Bai Xiaofei's body. Except for the finger marks he had just scratched, Bai Xiaofei's body was normal, neither swollen nor cracked.

Yu Xiaojia comforted Xiaohui: "There is nothing unusual about Bai Xiaofei's body, maybe it's psychological reasons. He nearly died countless times, and the psychological pressure on him is too great. I heard that the US military was on the battlefields in Afghanistan and Iraq. , There are similar manifestations, inexplicable pain, nightmares, convulsions, called battlefield syndrome."

Xiaohui wiped away her tears and held Bai Xiaofei's hand: "Bai Xiaofei, you have to hold on, don't forget that Xiaowei is still waiting for you to save!"

Bai Xiaofei said in a daze: "Yes, Xiaowei, I'm going to save Xiaowei, I can't die, I can't fall, I want to protect Xiaowei..."

Long Qi looked on with cold eyes. He knew that Bai Xiaofei’s weird performance was neither an injury nor a disease, but a reaction after he had a drop of blood in his body. It was just that his body was too bad. The body is weak and cannot absorb the essence and blood smoothly, so that the essence is leaked, and the body will feel swollen and broken.

The dragon is a bit dissatisfied. This Bai family should have passed down some authentic exercises. With the help of the exercises, Bai Xiaofei can absorb the essence and blood so as to enter the realm of Hunyuan. Unexpectedly, he did not know how to use it. The exercises to digest and absorb the essence and blood is like a country dumpling. With a lot of money, I don’t know how to use it. I bought two bowls of soy milk, eat one bowl and pour one bowl, but nearly half was wasted. It's really inappropriate to be the Son of Man, not to be the Son of Man.

How did the descendants of the Bai family fall to this point? Oh, I see. Nowadays, people only believe in science, and the treasures left by the ancestors are destroyed and burned. Even if they are finally left behind, they are regarded as feudal superstitions under the advanced western technology. All were swept into the garbage dump of history.

Long Chi suddenly began to sing, but the words and sentences are all ancient prose, very awkward, both Xiaohui and Yu Xiaojia can’t understand, but Bai Xiaofei, who is in a semi-coma, murmurs: “This, this is my family’s ancestral practice! Strange, yes Who is reciting it? My father forced me to practice when I was a child, and it hasn’t stopped... Hey, my body feels better. Is it good for my body to practice this exercise?"

Bai Xiaofei's voice was extremely soft and vague. Both Xiaohui and Yu Xiaojia didn't understand. Bai Xiaofei barely got up, sat cross-legged, and put on a five-hearted posture. The expressions on his face gradually calmed down. .