Zombie Brother Chapter 245: The monk should be a nun
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Poison Fairy stood aside and watched leisurely as Lin Xinyi and Li Bai hugged and rolled on the ground. Li Bai was tearing his clothes. They were almost half-naked, revealing black toned muscles.
Poison Fairy is very proud. She loves to watch people make irreversible mistakes under her fool. After Lin Xinyi and Li Bai do that under the stimulation of Affinity Dispersion, Poison Fairy wakes up again. Their consciousness, when the time comes, the two of them will be overwhelmed with regrets, and they will die of shame and anger-ha ha ha, that moment couldn't be more beautiful.
The beautiful and beautiful Poison Ji, but her heart is no more vicious. Her psychology has long been distorted. From elementary school, the first time she was pressed by an old man under her body, Poison Ji’s heart was completely changed. Black, torturing and humiliating others, can bring great pleasure to Poison Fairy, just as Brother Corpse devours human blood.
Seeing that Lin Xinyi and Li Bai were about to commit an irreparable mistake, "Hungry Rice and Tofu", a gentle Buddha's name came from outside.
Hearing the Buddha's name, Lin Xinyi and Li Bai, who were rolling on the ground, stayed at the same time, and their movements stopped.
The opposite is the case for Poison Fairy. The gentle and upright Buddha title heard in her ears, like being struck by lightning. She turned her head anxiously and waved her soft sword: "Who?! Sneaky!"
Outside the door, there stood a man and a woman--ah, no, a monk, a nun.
The monk is wearing a yellow robes, a pair of old-fashioned black-framed glasses, a rosary around his neck, a smile at the corner of his mouth, his hands clasped together, the nun, wearing a cyan robes, wearing a cap, "Hungry rice tofu ", the monk declared the Buddha's name again: "This female benefactor, you are so vicious, you are a bad name, and it hurts heaven and harmony."
Poison Ji's heart was alarming, and the monk and nun appeared behind her silently, indicating that the two are amazing. There are rumors in the Yanhuang rivers and lakes that anyone who encounters monks, the disabled, children, and women must have extraordinary skills. Because these people are not powerful and will not go out of the rivers and lakes, their skills must be stronger than normal people. If you hold a heart of contempt Against the enemy, then you will lose.
The Poison Fairy’s face is even more flattering: "Master, Shima, what are you talking about? My two friends are in love with each other. The so-called golden wind and jade dew will win when they meet, but there are countless people in the world. What a bad name? , There is hurting the sky and he-don’t the master and the teacher go hand in hand? Is it true that the monk and nun can do it, but my two friends can’t do it?"
The monk said frankly: "Yes, I have matcha and Xiaozi's love, and even have children. Naturally, I don't object to this love of men and women. If monks and nuns can't get married and have children, then Don't you want to cut off my Buddha's incense?"
The poison girl was not surprised when he heard this deviant remark, because in the country of Japan, monks can indeed marry wives and have children, and can also use temples as inheritance to pass on to their next generations. She smiled and said: "The master is so reasonable and reasonable, different from those hypocritical bald donkeys who can only recite the Buddha, burn incense and deceive people for incense money. If you want to come, you will have to prove the way and become a golden statue."
The monk who claimed to be matcha wiped his bald head: "Wrong, wrong, in the future, it will be my son and Xiaozi's son. I am not as good as my son." When it comes to his son, The matcha monk laughed from ear to ear.
Nun Xiaozi is accustomed to seeing the matcha monk's stupidity--when she talks about her son, the senior will talk endlessly, and it will not be fun to talk about it for three days and three nights. She pulled the sleeve of the matcha and reminded: "Brother, saving people is important."
The matcha monk glanced at Lin Xinyi and Li Bai, who were still red and heartbeat, although they stopped moving, and announced the Buddha's name: "Female donor, God has the virtue of life, you hand over the antidote. , I will let you go."
In fact, Poison Ji had already performed her charming skills just now when she was speaking. Every tone, every breath, the angle of the waist, the ups and downs of the chest, all have a strong temptation. Ordinary men have long looked at them. The light rushed forward like a wolf, but the matcha monk looked at a piece of dead wood without moving his eyebrows.
Poison Ji smiled and said: "Master, what medicine is not medicine, how can I not understand." Before the voice fell, suddenly he raised his hand, and several powders of different colors were sprayed on the matcha and Xiaozi.
The matcha monk's cassock automatically went without wind, and an invisible energy enveloped him and Xiao Zi. The powder seemed to hit an invisible wall and bounced back, some of which bounced on Poison Ji herself.
Poison Ji screamed, and immediately took out several pills from her arms and stuffed them into her mouth. Her face changed a lot before suppressing the poison from the backlash.
However, Poison Ji still did not change her color suddenly. On the contrary, she had a pair of peach blossom eyes: "Master, the Nujia didn’t expect you to like the tune of medicine. In fact, as long as you are willing, the Nujia is willing to come with this little teacher. One dragon and two phoenixes, without this medicine, I can serve you comfortably."
The matcha monk shook his head: "It's useless. You little tricks from Wadao Island are as straight as dust in front of my Buddhism. My Buddhism pays attention to the cultivation of the heart, you evil ways, to deal with the mind Ordinary people who are not strong are useful, in my opinion, it is nothing but withered bones and blood."
The poison girl finally changed her color: "Bald donkey, there are two tricks, my old lady fights with you." A soft sword rushed towards the matcha monk.
The matcha monk flicked his sleeves, the sleeves were as hard as a knife, and greeted Poison Fairy. However, when the sword met the corners of the clothes, Poison Fairy's sword turned and stabbed at the small posture master next to him. The powder was raised to the matcha monk.
Master Xiao Zi just turned around and avoided Poison Fairy’s sword, but the matcha monk became a little angry. The robes bulged up high with strength, bounced off the powder, and hit Poison Fairy with a palm. Before the palm came, the wind of palm had already lifted the veil of Poison Girl, revealing the face of the country and the city under the veil.
Poison Fairy made a volley, and she leaped out by the palm of her hand, leaving only a sweet smile: "What a flower monk, he will only molested my weak girl. When the little teacher is too far away from you next time, the slave family will come again. Play with you."--She actually escaped. It turned out that she was desperately false, and running away was true.
Monk Mohua frowned: "This Japanese slave girl has a weird origin. I will catch her and catch her, Xiaozi, you will take care of this poisoned man and woman."
Master Xiao Zi said too: "Go ahead and I will detoxify. The two of them are licentious, which stimulates the body's instincts. The ordinary detoxification methods are useless, and only I can solve them."
The matcha monk announced the name of the Buddha, and chased out the junkyard, but when he walked out the gate, he was stunned, and saw the hordes of corpses rushing towards the junkyard, and there was a strand in the air. The peculiar smell is that Poison Ji sprinkled a lot of powder while escaping. This time she sprinkled not poison, but the bait she newly developed to attract corpse brothers.
This bait is not harmful, but it is based on human bones, supplemented by hormones extracted from the corpse brothers. Once it is scattered, the corpses within a few kilometers will swarm in.
Poison Ji developed this bait to cause trouble in City H. Whenever she found a human settlement or a battle line defended by soldiers, she would quietly throw the bait to attract a large number of corpse brothers to come and see Brother Corpse eats human flesh and drinks human blood, which is more refreshing than Poison Ji's own killing.
Not to mention, this Poison Girl does have some talent in developing poisons. The bait that she invented can stimulate the most primitive instincts of Brother Zombie. Even the dragon and the release must not easily harm humans. The order to capture and **** to the library alive as much as possible is also forgotten.
When the matcha monk saw the big and small corpses rolling in, his face changed a little: "This widow woman also has two brushes." He yelled: "Shaolin 12 bronze men!"
I saw a flash of gold on the matcha monk's body, and his skin turned to gold and bronze. He rushed into the group of corpses. He punched and kicked. When the corpses touched each other, the bones and tendons were broken and there were corpses. The whole brother was knocked into the air, and his internal organs were completely shattered before landing. When the fight was thriving, the matcha monk chanted the Mantra of Death and the Great Compassion Mantra, fists and fists everywhere, the brother corpse broke into several pieces on the spot, and could no longer mutate and resurrect.
When the matcha monk finally stood calmly and calmly, there were only a few dust spots on his robes, which did not drip blood. Behind him, the corpses of Brother Corpses were scattered on the ground, and the internal organs and corpses were everywhere. Yes, there are still a few intestines hanging on the branches, really like hell.
The matcha monk sighed: "If you don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell, the poor monk will send you a ride, and let you kill less."
When the matcha monk returned to the scrapyard, he just heard the voice of Master Xiaozi from the small room: "This black donor, the remaining poison in your body has not been completely eliminated, don't move."
"Hey, you nun, don't touch me indiscriminately, I, I have not put on clothes yet!" Li Baigui called.
"Hungry rice tofu, all living beings are equal, in the eyes of poor nuns, there is no distinction between men and women, black and yellow people, besides, I am a nun, not a nun. If you don’t, your whole life will be affected by a happy life, every night will not be happy, and you will die from exhaustion." Master Xiao Zi said too.
Li Bai was scared now. He honestly didn't dare to move. After a while, Master Xiao Zi said too: "Okay. This black donor, take a rest next to you and drink some cold water. I will give This female donor has detoxified."
Li Bai said in a puzzled manner: "Which, is this all sorted out?"
Master Xiao Zi said too: "Of course, this venom has been discharged from your body, and it won't hurt people anymore."
The matcha monk walked into the room and saw Master Taiyi's hands jumping like flying on Lin Xinyi, who was unconscious, and muttered: "This child already has a mutant body of the corpse brother. The meridians and acupoints are different from ordinary people. This poison It's difficult to sort out."
The matcha monk stepped forward, swiping the corner of his robes, and slapped her vigorously on Master Xiaozi’s back. Master Xiaozi was too energetic, and when he waved his palms, there was a sound of wind, just for a while, Lin Xinyi wowed, spit out a mouthful of turbid fluid, opened her eyes: "I, what's wrong with me?"