Zombie Brother Chapter 291: Stealing chickens does not eclipse dogs
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Ham had no thoughts of being a loyal master. The Dark Day Magician was attacked, but he wanted to run away quickly. With his **** pouted, he lay down in the grass and fled to the depths of the dense forest.
Hamm is short, and Bai Xiaofei and others all snatched it from the spot where the Dark Sun magician fell. No one noticed it, but there was something else, and they found Hamm.
This is not something else, but Betsy. Becky obeyed Yu Xiaojia's order and stayed by Lulu's side. It grew bigger, allowing Lulu to ride on her body, running like flying in the woods, attacked by a double-headed snake, and bite into two pieces in one bite.
Becky’s nose is very sensitive, and he quickly noticed Hamm’s body odor. He barked and rushed forward. Lulu was very bold. Riding on Becky, holding his lion-like mane excitedly Screaming: "Becky. Charge!"
How did the short-legged Hamm escape the giant Becchi, and he was thrown to the ground with only one pounce. Hamm was still struggling, and Becchi slapped him and beat Hamm repeatedly begging for mercy:" Don't hit me, don't hit me, I'm just a poor puppy, I, I haven't harmed anyone."
Hamm speaks English, but now Yanhuang speaks English for all people. Starting from the baby, Lulu has been teaching English spoken English with foreigners for several years, and she can understand it as soon as she listens.
Lulu jumped off Becky in surprise: "A talking puppy! Ah, it's so cute, I want it!"--Don't say it, even though Hamm is a hellhound, he was in his childhood. Qi's appearance is really cute, and because of being "violently beaten" by Becky, she shrank into a ball and her eyes were full of tears.
Lulu hugged Hamm and rubbed its head: "Haha, what a cute puppy, hey, I heard you just now, just say a few more words to listen. Are you an alien dog? ? Or Brother Zombie? I haven’t seen Brother Zombie that can talk."
Hamm trembled: "Hamm is a good dog, don't kill me."--However, its mouth begged for mercy, but its eyes gradually brightened. It was a death ray from hell, preparing to Launch at Lulu who is close at hand!
Ham was not able to use death ray flexibly in his early childhood, and he needed some time to prepare. It was prepared to kill the girl who was holding him unprepared, and then run away.
Just as Hamm's eyes were getting brighter and brighter, suddenly a big steel hand stretched out and grabbed Hamm in Lulu's arms. It was an ugly cow.
Ugly cow's eyes scanned Hamm: "Unidentified organisms have been discovered, detected, analyzed, and dark creatures in the West are extremely dangerous, cleared, and cleared."
Lulu knew that the so-called removal of Ugly Cow was to kill this cute puppy, and hurriedly pleaded: "Don't kill it! It's so small and it hasn't harmed anyone."
However, the Ugly Bull couldn't even command Bai Xiaofei, let alone Lulu's pleading. With a broad knife in his hand, he was ready to shoot Hamm into a meatloaf.
At this moment, the light in Hamm’s eyes turned into substance, and two black rays of light came out directly, hitting the ugly cow’s neck with a bang, the ugly cow’s head fell to the ground, and its mouth was still In a one-to-one combination, "clear, clear", but the mechanical body has been motionless.
Originally, the ugly cow would not be so easily destroyed by underage hellhounds, but the ugly cow carried Hamm in one hand and waved a knife in the other. The empty door in the middle was wide open. I didn’t expect that the cute appearance would only cry. Hamm begging for mercy, his eyes would shoot fatal rays, accidentally, he overturned the ship in the gutter and was actually beheaded.
Ham twisted his ass, broke free from the stiff ugly cow, fell to the ground, rolled, and then drilled into the grass. Lulu, who was looking at the ugly cow in a daze, yelled: "Grab this A bad puppy, it killed an ugly cow!"
Becky rushed forward, with a big mouth, and bit Hamm's neck, squeaking, and he was about to bite it off. Hamm screamed again and again: "Don't kill me, don't Kill me, I never dare to do bad things again. I'm just a poor puppy."
Lulu snorted, picked up a branch, and banged Hamm on the head: "You still said you didn't dare to do bad things--the ugly cows were killed by you."
Lulu spoke Chinese, and Hamm quickly changed to Chinese. Nowadays, learning Yanhuang dialect is popular all over the world. Hamm once sneaked into the Confucius Institute and learned Yanhuang dialect secretly. It stammered: "Hamm, no Killing, that's a robot, not a killing."
She turned her head and thought, yes, Ugly Cow is a robot. It's just broken and can be repaired. Indeed, this cute puppy didn't kill anyone. But when she thought about it, no, if it wasn't for the ugly cow to shoot, the light from the puppy's eyes should have been shot on herself. She is not a robot. She was shot and would definitely die.
Lulu banged on Hamm's little ass: "You are the pet of the bad guy who killed the evil sister and Li Bai, then you must be a bad dog too, and I won't be fooled by you."
Ham was beaten up and screamed, but he didn't dare to shoot death rays again--Becky's teeth could cut off his neck in one fell swoop, and he could only pretend to be pitiful: "Ham is willing to be your pet It is an honor for Hamm to have a lovely host like you."
When Lulu heard it, her heart was immediately moved. Children like cats and puppies. Lulu likes Becky the most. But Becky is Teacher Yu Xiaojia’s pet. If this cute puppy can be herself My pet, that should be so fun--Poor Lulu, although safe under Bai Xiaofei’s care, she has no peers to accompany him. Finally, a brother Sun Xiaohou, who is a martial idiot, wears a mask every day. , Waving a stick and shouting to kill, she was really moved by Hamm's proposal.
Lulu thought for a while and warned Hamm: "You are not allowed to shoot people with the rays in your eyes."
Hamm nodded repeatedly: "I dare not dare."
But Lulu was still worried. After thinking about it, she looked at the branch in her hand and came up with a good way-she tied Hamm's body to the branch. In this way, Hamm You can only go straight forward, and you can't turn your head casually, you can't shoot yourself with the rays of your eyes.
Lulu picked up a slender dead double-headed snake as a belt, tied it to Hamm's neck, and patted its small **** with a branch: "Go." Hamm stiffened and moved forward honestly. The power of its death light is still too small, and a sneak attack is still useful, but it is not enough to fight with a knife and a spear, and even the junior corpse brother can't fight it.
Lulu and Becky escorted Ham. When they found Bai Xiaofei and the others, Bai Xiaofei was picking up a tuxedo from a bush. The clothes were full of holes made by stones, but there was no trace of blood. , Bai Xiaofei shook his clothes, and said to Yu Xiaojia: "Sister Yu, the enemy played with Jin Chan and escaped her shell."
Yu Xiaojia said annoyedly: "This enemy has a good ability to escape. I moved fast enough, but I didn't expect him to escape."
At this moment, Lulu jumped over and ran over: "Uncle Bai Xiaofei, look, I and Becky caught the bad guy’s pet. But Uncle Bai Xiaofei, be careful, this puppy’s eyes will emit black light. , The ugly cow has been damaged by it."
Bai Xiaofei turned her head to look, Lulu was holding a dead two-headed snake in her hand, which was **** by the two-headed snake--isn't that the **** dog she had seen before?
Bai Xiaofei pointed his hand: "Hamm, you are a juvenile hellhound Hamm!"
Hamm didn’t expect the young man in front of him to scream out his name and origin. He couldn’t help being shocked. He and the Dark Sun Magician sneaked into the city of Yanhuang H. It was a top secret. How did this young man named Bai Xiaofei recognize himself? ?
Ham was still surprised, Bai Xiaofei clapped his hands: "It was the foreign devil who was doing the right thing with us, Hamm, your master--what is the Viscount, where did you escape?"
Hamm was stunned--this Bai Xiaofei even knew the Viscount, this, this, he has no secrets at all in front of him. He was also a bachelor, and immediately sold the Dark Sun Magician, and honestly said: "My master--ah, no, my original master Dark Sun Magician was killed by you because of the two-headed snakes, knowing that I can't beat you, I have escaped."
Bai Xiaofei kicked Hamm lightly: "You are also honest, where did the dark day magician escape?"
Ham said: "Just in the engine room of the reservoir dam, there, the Dark Sun magician built a window of time and space connecting hell, specifically to attract the dark energy of hell, and create monsters like double-headed snakes. Hey, in fact, this monster has no pure bloodline of **** creatures. Where is the greatness of my Hamm Hellhound, it is completely waste, and you will kill them all in a few clicks."
Lulu unceremoniously slapped Hamm's little ass: "Are you amazing? You are so amazing. Haven't I been caught alive by Becky and me?"
Hamm said unconvincedly: "That’s because I’m still young. When I grow up, I can become a three-headed **** dog, directly in charge of the gates of the world and hell, and can absorb endless amounts from hell. Dark energy. In the Dark Council, only the Viscount owns me. I don't know how many big people envy him and want to exchange all kinds of treasures for me, but the Viscount never wants to."
Bai Xiaofei's eyes lit up: "Since you are so precious, your master will definitely not leave you easily. He will definitely try to save you. I was worried that the dark magician would run away. This world is so big. Where can I find his revenge? This is all right, with you in my hands, I don’t have to worry about not being able to find him."
Hamm's eyes rolled randomly: "Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes."
Ling Lan chuckled: "This little guy is really naughty. Bai Xiaofei, this little dog named Hamm, muttered something in English in his heart, "Of course my master will come to save me. He only needs to do it at night and pass The gates of **** can call me back'."
Hamm stiffened and screamed: "Ah, I forgot, the Viscount said, you woman can read minds!"
Ling Lan smiled and said: "Not only do I know how to read minds, I also understand English, so even if you are thinking in English in English, I know."
Lulu said angrily: "Wow, it turns out that you lied to me and said that you should be my pet. Actually, you had already thought of running away."