Zombie Brother Chapter 292: Pee to recognize the Lord

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Ham said: "I didn't lie to you either. Hellhound's life is very long and can have many owners, but the only owner of the hellhound who swears to follow by his real name is his only owner."

Bai Xiaofei curiously said: "How long will it take you to grow up? Is that Viscount your only master?"

Ham lowered his head and said: "Well, I need 34,890 months to mature. The Viscount is not my only owner. I am a family treasure inherited from his grandfather's grandfather, but, They have gone through several generations, and they have not waited until I mature and grow up, and they have become more and more disappointed in me. Therefore, the Viscount will let my precious hellhound break and cover him to escape. If it was replaced before, his grandfather's grandfather Where would I be willing to do this? At that time, I was surrounded by many beautiful purebred bitches..."

Bai Xiaofei and others calculated that one full month day is one month, 34,890 full month days is nearly 3000 years, the maturity period of this **** dog is long enough, no wonder the Viscount will use it to thunder in a critical moment, this is continuous It has been passed down for several generations, but nothing has been gained. I have no hope in my lifetime. Such treasures are used to cheat others.

Lulu doesn't care how long it takes for Hamm to mature. She thinks that Hamm is still as cute as it is now. If it becomes three heads in adulthood, it will be no fun. She patted Hamm's little ass: "Quickly, swear by your real name and let me be your only master."

Hamm is a little bit frustrated--he has been kept by the Viscount family for hundreds of years without swearing to submit under his real name. How can he surrender to a little girl now?

Ling Lan read Hamm's heartbeat again, and she smiled: "You little fellow, you are really stupid. The family of the viscount regards you as a treasure. Of course, it is reluctant and dare not to use strong threats. Use profitable methods. But in our eyes, you are just a useless puppy, an enemy. Instead of being summoned back by your Viscount, you might as well just make a dog meat hot pot."

Ham was extremely smart, immediately understood his situation, and called out: "I am willing to recognize this girl as my only master."

However, at this time, Lulu hesitated instead. She said to Bai Xiaofei: "Uncle Bai Xiaofei, you should be the master of this **** dog. You have to fight with all kinds of bad guys and you need a helper."

Bai Xiaofei rubbed Lulu's head moved: "Thank you Lulu, but Uncle Bai Xiaofei doesn't need a puppy to help, but you, how safe is it to have this Hamm by your side? What's his death? The rays are also a bit powerful."

Lulu has now become a member of the team headed by Bai Xiaofei. Bai Xiaofei has repeatedly thought about sending her out of H City or handing her over to the military to take care of her, but she gave up in the end. On the one hand, Yu Xiaojia and Xiaohui are reluctant, on the other hand, Lulu herself is unwilling to leave Bai Xiaofei and leave H City, because her mother is still in the infected area.

Lulu is the weakest in the entire team. Except for cuteness and luck, she has no other combat capabilities. It's not a problem to always let Sun Xiaohou protect. Now there is Hamm on the left and Hamm on the right. Becky, encountering an ordinary corpse brother, can basically ensure that he is safe and sound.

Bai Xiaofei nodded in satisfaction: "Hamm, let's cast a spell now."

Ham was waiting for the enemy, so he had to obediently obediently, when he lifted his hind legs and pointed at Lulu, Lulu was startled: "Hamm, what are you doing? Do you pee?"

Ham said: "I will sprinkle the most precious essence of my body on you, and then you will complete the recognition ceremony by chanting a spell containing my real name."

Lulu waved her hand again and again: "It's dirty, it's dirty, it's obviously a puppy peeing messily."

Bai Xiaofei also patted Hamm on the head dubiously: "You little fellow, aren't you deliberately disgusting?"

Hamm repeatedly screamed: "I'm not deceiving, the hellhound's master recognition ceremony is like this, and it has been circulating for tens of thousands of years."

Bai Xiaofei scratched his head. Hamm's "peeing to recognize the lord" reminded him of the scene in Daxia Jin’s "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", where Huang Rong was spitting to recognize the lord of the lord by the beggars. My friend, this peeing confession may be really effective.

Bai Xiaofei persuaded Lulu: "Lulu, let's try it. If it fails, we will slaughter it and cook the dog meat now."

Poor Hamm, since he came to the world, he has been regarded as the treasure of the dark world.

At the moment, Hamm told Lulu his real name and the spell of acknowledgment of the Lord, and then he lifted his hind legs and urinated on Lulu’s calf. In fact, it was not urine. Hamm held back for a long time. After holding out two drops of pale golden liquid, it touched Lulu's body, and disappeared. During this period, Lulu chanted a spell, and when the cast was completed, Hamm seemed to have put out a lot of energy, and he was so tired that he was breathing out with his tongue. .

Lulu said excitedly: "I will try to recognize that the Lord is not working well, fly, Hamm!"

Hamm blinked his eyes pitifully: "Master Lulu, the Hellhound has no flying skills. Even if I am mature, I can't fly."

Lulu said disappointedly: "Then how do I know if you really recognize me as the only master now, will you suddenly run back to that foreign devils?"

Ling Lan smiled next to him: "Lulu, don't worry, there is only you in Hamm's heart now, and I can sense his loyalty to you. Dog, if you don't recognize the Lord, once you do. Master, I will never leave my life."

Hamm was surrendered, which somewhat diminished the grief of the death of evil sister and Li Bai, Bai Xiaofei promptly said: "Hamm, I order you, immediately take us to the dark magician's lair."

Ham glanced at Lulu, Lulu said: "Look at what I am doing? Uncle Bai Xiaofei's order is my order, go quickly, or beat you ass."

Ham immediately led the way, and it was refreshing. The bamboo tube was like beans. The magician of the dark day set up a nest in the reservoir, using the special ability of the copper block to absorb the black energy from **** to create darkness. I've talked about biological matters.

Bai Xiaofei did not expect that ever since the corpse brother virus broke out, he ran into the dark day magician on the street until now, this dark day magician has actually done a great job alone, even before the Yanhuang army has made it to the front. The secret of the copper coffin.

However, Bai Xiaofei today is not the same Bai Xiaofei he used to be. At that time, Bai Xiaofei only dared to hide in a small shop and shrank into a ball. Now, Bai Xiaofei believes he has the power to fight the magician of Dark Sun face to face, let alone Said that he still has so many friends and partners around him, and even Hamm, the only favorite of Dark Sun Magician, has now joined his camp.